Monday, October 27th 2008
Tommy Is In Heaven
These are the pictures from Tommy Girl roasting Matt Lauer in NYC the other night. Tommy better have doubled-up on his big boy panties, because you know the ass pudding was a flowin' when he hugged Matt. Tommy was barfing from his ass and peen holes. Tommy is so giddy that he wants to jump on that table, punch the air and scream, "YES! YES!" Matt is doing his best to hold it together, but he was probably really uncomfortable when Tommy's wet Scientolorod tried to kiss at his private area.
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was this unseemly display really necessary? i think not.
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Why are they bumping crotches? TommyG's rockin the nose big willy style:P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Hekki on October 27, 2008 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes: "is Matt Lauer really as short as Tommy, or is Tommy on stilts?"
Oh my god, I was wondering that, too! Tommy must have his stilettos on. I thought Matt was, you know, normal size.
Tommygirl just has to say "go,go gadget elevator shoes".
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Matt's nose if huuuuuuge. I wonder if he has a big peen too?
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
I thought you meant that Tommy girl was literally in heaven. As in, Tommy Girl had passed away to be with the aliens. Damnit!
I think Tommygirl really looks up to Matt, then again who doesn't he have to look up to.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by Hekki on October 27, 2008 - 9:08pm.
i'm tellin' ya!... i really need to know this now!.. for what reason, i have no idea!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Hmmm, I noticed MK has been posting his last story a lot later than usual. He usually stops around 7:30-8pm (eastern). Now, he stops around 8:30-9pm. I'm a night owl, I notice these things...lol. But yea,guess this pic of Matt and Tommy in thier Brokeback moment just couldn't wait for tomorrow. Thanks MK.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes: "is Matt Lauer really as short as Tommy, or is Tommy on stilts?"
Oh my god, I was wondering that, too! Tommy must have his stilettos on. I thought Matt was, you know, normal size.
Tommygirl once again grinning like a little school girl. And I do mean little.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Tom's pants must be wet in the crotch area just a little. Just sayin'.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 27, 2008 - 9:01pm.
*buys Tiger a shake*... no strings attached!
OT: Tommy really needs to stop smiling... it's really haunting me
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 27, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 27, 2008 - 8:53pm.
funny, i heard it was a 10% off coupon for Arby's
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Fine, just fine...If you must assault my dignity in this particular manner, then I must have you know it was a 15% coupon...and a free Shake with purchase...Ok, I made up that last part....and my butt hole itches....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Lory on October 27, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Two words:
SWORD FIGHT!!!
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Is that Lory?
Come over to the JRs party. I want to talk dirty to you! :p
Matt should've shoved his arm up Toms ass and sat him on his lap and worked him like a puppet.
"All religions have value"
"Psychiatry is good"
"Katie is always on drugs"
"i'm wearing lifts"
And TIGERLILY!
♥Sm♥♥cheS♥
I keep missing you!
Well, I see you - well, not you - the entrails.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 27, 2008 - 8:53pm.
funny, i heard it was a 10% off coupon for Arby's
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
@TITS'
Bare;p
I'm working on those pics now...something is forming and it's not pretty. O but you knew that;)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Leona on October 27, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Well, Tigerlilly, Matt is def not in madonna's league, but would you get with that?
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Matt? Are you kidding me? I'd be like Lindsay Lohan on a foot long hot dog while Sammie's out of town! Yum....*droool*...Yum....
I was talking about Tommy Girl, but hey, to be honest with you, beggers can't be choosers and I'd strap it on and call him "Daddy" in a dark alley for $50... Not that I ever have...What? Ok, it was $25...Ok, it was...a fiver and a 20% off coupon to Bed Bath and Beyond...HAPPY NOW??? *hiding tiger face in shame*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Yowsa! If I ever need shade I can hide under Matt or TommyGirl's nose.
his "big boy panties"?!?!
God, I love you MK!
Submitted by angel_i on October 27, 2008 - 8:44pm.
Is TommyGirl making gangsta gun signs?
LOL
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HAH! i thought no one else notice that! Maybe mina knows since she got a what'shisname avatar, lol
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Wait, Tommy is flashing us in the last pic?? Quick mina, what's his set?
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Tom Cruise is one of the few celebs i couldn't bear to pshop.
pshopping someone requires you to really zoom in on their face to make the changes. i never want to see him that closely. ever.
speaking of which - OOOH ANGEL i'm waiting.... i am SO in the mood to do brit. give me the picture numbers please.
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I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Two words:
SWORD FIGHT!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Well, Tigerlilly, Matt is def not in madonna's league, but would you get with that?
Meiow.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Is TommyGirl making gangsta gun signs?
LOL
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
MK!!!!!!! Xtina's new vid is here!!!
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
Jeez, get a room. Patos!
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
oh-oo boys just want to have fun-un.
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I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
You know Tommy Girl wanted to oil up that bald spot on the back of Matty's head and then he wanted to make some sweet sweet sweet love to him.
Then after that have a 20 hour auidting session at Scientology HQ to confess his homosexual crime and clear off the theatans that climbed all over him from Matt's dirty un-clear body.
But damn that would have been one sweet ass to tap.
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
this is a headline i have to read soon:
tom cruise died in a plane crash
i know it's hateful...i don't give a fuck...
Ew. Their peens are kissing!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Second look: Tommy's eyes is all squinched up.
Run, little Lauer, scurry.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
So very,very wrong. Leona cannot get away from the short mens tonight.
At least I have the comfort of knowing MK is tall.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Don't stand...don't stand...don't stand so close to me....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
is Matt Lauer really as short as Tommy, or is Tommy on stilts?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Was this on tv or is it gonna be on? I missed it.