Monday, October 27th 2008
Tommy Is In Heaven
These are the pictures from Tommy Girl roasting Matt Lauer in NYC the other night. Tommy better have doubled-up on his big boy panties, because you know the ass pudding was a flowin' when he hugged Matt. Tommy was barfing from his ass and peen holes. Tommy is so giddy that he wants to jump on that table, punch the air and scream, "YES! YES!" Matt is doing his best to hold it together, but he was probably really uncomfortable when Tommy's wet Scientolorod tried to kiss at his private area.
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Tom still trying to make amends after his behavior some years ago. Good thing this roast came up before his movie comes out. I know he is keeping his fingers crossed.
Profile is not a good look for Matt! Actually he looks really quite ugly there.
....and the "Image Redemption Tour" continues....it must be hard to admit you're a douche and no one wants to see your movies of your immense douchie-ness in size 4 platform heels. I guess whoring shots of your 2 year old beardy "daughter" isn't enough to endear him to the public to like him again.
Crazy is still lurking inside that shallow sciencreeptology skin of his...you know he has a bag full of "glib" ready to explode at any given moment!!
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Why be difficult I dress to be impossible!
In that last picture, Tommy has achieved something I never thought I would see. It’s a close call but I think he looks ever more of a cunt than in the sofa jumping incident. He looks like he is about do some horrifying Xenu rap- god help us all.
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Think happy thoughts!
RichBitch I have always wondered whose fine ass is in your avie.
Tom Cooze's crazy face creeps me the fuck out. And maybe Matt is placing his hands on Tommy's waist to keep them close to his own privates in case he has to literally do a cock block on Tommy Girl if he gets REALLY happy.
What I want to know is who kissed who first?
Huh. No straight man hugs at the waist Matt.
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
and what's with the cum rag?
Those pics are so uncomfortable, nothing like respecting personal space, eh Tom?
I hope Tommy sent Matt flowers after that public molesting. I wouldn't want Matt to feel cheap and used.
There's nothing like a post about my favorite gay midget cult freak to cheer me up. And I swear I mean that sincerely!
I am surprised he did not jump on a chair and confess his love for him.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
When Queen Bees collide.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Miss Matt is the same height as Tammy? Does this mean that Miss Matt is also a petite woman?
They used to say that when Judy Garland embraced Oscar Levant it was the greatest moment in pharmacological history.
Well, then this photo of these two annoying queens must be the greatest moment in the history of homosexuality!
i hate this man. tropic thunder was not funny and he wasn't funny in it. ohh a white guy dancing to rap! how funny and original! your a pussy matt!
Do either of them actually think America cares what they have to say about anything?
Although I wouldn't mind seeing them go at it, even if TCruise is totally gross...
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Looks like a tryout for some gay remake of Dirty Dancing.
Awkward.
The last pic is destined to be a Caption This entry.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
forget the lust, look at the pure love shining out of matt's eyes in the last thumbnail.
TV and Mani: Exactly: Two self-obsessed alpha males goin' at it. They're 4 beers away from wrestling like Miley's BFF.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 28, 2008 - 12:08am.
TV, I still think that Travolta and Tommygirl would be great in a remake of The Odd Couple.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 28, 2008 - 12:05am.
Tom has that one well in hand, Travolta has been helping him with his forearm exercises.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 27, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 27, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Yes! It's like they're having a surrogate cock fight.
Sometimes it's just a matter of whose crushing whose hand more when they shake.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by Sheeps on October 27, 2008 - 11:51pm.
They look like 2 Toucans engaged in their mating dance. Froot Loops.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 27, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Matts "nose" is bigger than Tommytwats "nose".
Yes! It's like they're having a surrogate cock fight.
Matts "nose" is bigger than Tommytwats "nose".
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Guess they found a step stool high enough so the Scieno munchkin could be eye to eye with Matt.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
If this isn't enough to make you lose your lunch I don't know what is
makeing up is hard to do; maybe tom wants out of CO$.toms too crazy even for xenu.
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"It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown". ABC. tuesday
you just know tommy has a raging hard on standing next to lauer...tommy probably had to jerk it atleast twice later on that evening...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
BTW, watching Tom Cruise doing "gangsta" stuff is the funniest thing I've seen since the last PC commercial. He's so white and middle-class it makes my teeth hurt, and he's trying to be all "street."
Hekki, and I bet he's the sort of guy who won't sit down when you are, because then you have to look up to him.
He looks like he's grinding his alien crotch on Matt. Matt should knock him off his platform shoes.
TheHoople, I'd pay a kidney to see that happen.
Is he giving a shoutout to xenu in that last pic?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Hekki on October 27, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Oh, and I'm sure Matt didn't want to get that close to Tom. I bet you dollars to donuts that Tom is the kind of asshole who invades your personal space in order to establish dominance.
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shit you called that right! and i bet he does it with a big fat shit eating grin.
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I am so smart, I'm practically retarded.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Matt Lauer is a dud and a suck up.
Geez, even me and my ex-husband's didn't bump dicks in public. This leaves a bad taste in all my openings......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Farrah, Basement Baby HAS ALREADY Released a new CD....(and it is really good!! SHHHHH! I didn't say that)
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keep your drink just give me the money, it's just you and your hand tonight
-Pink "U + UR Hand"
shit. This day has been bad enough to end it with Tommy Girl. I'm scared of what's gonna happen tomorrow...Suri is gonna burst into flames?
Basement Baby is gonna release a CD? (call me Sasssha)
Britney is gonna get full custody??
oh, the humanity!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by The Hoople on October 27, 2008 - 9:00pm.
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Yes Hoop, it's THAT Lory. ;) I'm on my way to your party. Just put the PBR in the fridge. Don't let Ass touch my stuff or we'll have her all giddy and shit trying to jump everyone. Just like the Cruiser.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Matt Lauer knows Tom is a freak. Tom don't look so desperate trying to steal the limelight. Your career is finished.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 27, 2008 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 27, 2008 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by Hekki on October 27, 2008 - 9:24pm.
I bet you dollars to donuts that Tom is the kind of asshole who invades your personal space in order to establish dominance.
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Tommy would probably cock up his leg & piss on things too. He's so alpha male it's sickening. It's so frickin ironic & funny that he wears heels LOLIt's so frickin ironic & funny that he wears heels LOL
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It's all very Napoleonic, yes?
In the hood, we call it "little man disease".
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Hekki on October 27, 2008 - 9:34pm.
I Heart Haters: Totally. You made me LOL.
Angel_i: My almost three year old (yes, she's still awake) pointed at your avvie and said "Look, it's Auntie Sarah!" (SIL who I cannot stand). I was on the floor.
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LOL! (Eep!) My daughter once did that with my friend and a billboard of Martha Stewart. Too funny.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
eeew tommy girl have just injerted his alien sperm inside him
I Heart Haters: Totally. You made me LOL.
Angel_i: My almost three year old (yes, she's still awake) pointed at your avvie and said "Look, it's Auntie Sarah!" (SIL who I cannot stand). I was on the floor.
It can't get any better. I'm off to bed.
Submitted by Hekki on October 27, 2008 - 9:24pm.
I bet you dollars to donuts that Tom is the kind of asshole who invades your personal space in order to establish dominance.
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Tommy would probably cock up his leg & piss on things too. He's so alpha male it's sickening. It's so frickin ironic & funny that he wears heels LOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
It's Tommy Girl...his crotch is really...attracted to Matt Lauer...
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Oh, and I'm sure Matt didn't want to get that close to Tom. I bet you dollars to donuts that Tom is the kind of asshole who invades your personal space in order to establish dominance.
That's too much glib for such a small space.
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