Oh, I Forgot About That One

You see that chick all the way to the left, the blondie? Well, I guess she used to be a member of that group of raggedy tramps who call themselves Danity Kane, but she's not anymore. According to Elvis Duran, Shannon has quit the group after Aubrey O'Day and D. Woods were sent back to the skank factory. Shannon bounced out of that ho party because she was sick of Diddy and all the drama. She was also sick of the other members asking her, "What's your name again?" over and over again. They probably haven't even realized she's gone yet. Oh well, I'm sure you can catch Shannon in a couple of months serving pancakes at some diner in Oregon. Hmmm...pancakes.....

This leaves the group with only two members. Basically, this shit is done here. It's not going to work with only two chicks. Wendy & Lisa they ain't!!!

Now that Diddy has a little more free time, he can work on bringing back together Mickey Mouse Club's "The Party." I listened to their tape (yes, tape) like 5 times this fucking weekend. They are some truly talented individuals. I mean, they can sing, rap and they have hot moves. They need a major comeback. View their hotness below:

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 10/27/2008 - 5:56pm.

I consider myself lucky I don't know who any of these women are.

Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 10/27/2008 - 5:55pm.

Wendy & Lisa had a million times more talent than Puffy's pets ever did or could ever hope to have. They were artists who actually wrote their own music, played their own instruments and had beautiful singing voices. Not sure if it's on youtube, but check out their minor 1987 hit "Waterfalls". It's Prince-esque without sounding like a carbon copy of their former boss.

By the way, even The Party had more talent and musical skills than Danity Kane. Have Aubrey and the other stanks done anything as catchy as Party's version of Dokken's "In My Dreams"? Don't think so. All that without licking stripper poles and extolling the virtues of anal gang-bang porn dvd's. Take a lesson, girls.

Submitted by Chatham on Mon, 10/27/2008 - 5:54pm.

Never heard of them.
Anyhoozie, how many times can that girl grab her hat in one song? God I hated the early 90s.

Submitted by MamaSarah on Mon, 10/27/2008 - 5:51pm.

I used to fantasize about Damon being my boyfriend. I wonder if I still have that tape somewhere. I think I remember seeing it the last time I opened that box in storage...

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