Oh, I Forgot About That One
You see that chick all the way to the left, the blondie? Well, I guess she used to be a member of that group of raggedy tramps who call themselves Danity Kane, but she's not anymore. According to Elvis Duran, Shannon has quit the group after Aubrey O'Day and D. Woods were sent back to the skank factory. Shannon bounced out of that ho party because she was sick of Diddy and all the drama. She was also sick of the other members asking her, "What's your name again?" over and over again. They probably haven't even realized she's gone yet. Oh well, I'm sure you can catch Shannon in a couple of months serving pancakes at some diner in Oregon. Hmmm...pancakes.....
This leaves the group with only two members. Basically, this shit is done here. It's not going to work with only two chicks. Wendy & Lisa they ain't!!!
Now that Diddy has a little more free time, he can work on bringing back together Mickey Mouse Club's "The Party." I listened to their tape (yes, tape) like 5 times this fucking weekend. They are some truly talented individuals. I mean, they can sing, rap and they have hot moves. They need a major comeback. View their hotness below:
MK!!! You are like my pop culture soulmate. The Party had my tween heart beating....le sigh. I was a member of "The Party Patrol" ...we were supposed to call radio stations and stuff, but mostly I just wanted the free goodies; pics, stickers, buttons, etc. I probably still have that crap somewhere in storage......
Man...I sooooooo remember them. I used to watch the hell out of Mickey Mouse Club. And you are absolutely correct, they could sing, dance AND do some lightweight acting.
Before danity Kane shannon was on the 2003 rendition of fame with Debbie Allens ass with Joey fatone...she didn't win but I was surprised as hell to see her get in danity Kane..
Just when I thought they'd work out.
"It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper." ~Errol Flynn
i bet a gazillion dollars..(yea a gazillion) that Diddy is gonna use this and have a MAKING OF THE BAND season to replace these hoochies. He should spare us all of this painful experience and hit up any corner, he'll find some quality skanks to replace 'em..noone would ever know the difference..lol
MK, I love your gayness!! LMAO :)
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i lived for mmc everyday after school. vacation was the jam!
who are these hideaous wanna be stars? Piff, puff, poof, prukh Diddy's dick suckers?
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
damon pampolina! he used to get my young teen juices flowing. now he looks like he's been rode hard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpm_8x8u6hE&feature=related
Can someone please stick a fork in Damnity Kane? I think it's way done.
Michael Fuckin K!!! You are Truly my soulmate, you brought back THE PARTY!!! You just melted my tangerine ice flavored heart!
The Bitch In My Left Titty!
in other words, the one on the left didn't suck a mean cock and got dropped...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
MK you totally rock!! I remember The Party bigtime. I loved "I Found love". Whatever happened to the singer?
Looks like the lineup for Newark's annual Miss Tranny Whore contest.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Aubrey O'Day's grandparents emigrated from County Cock, Ireland.
Thank you, Michael K, for finally posting something to get me screaming like a 11 years old girl again! After constant badgering by my friends, you have finally converted me. I don't know what scared me more:
1) The fact your azz is as old as me
2) The fact when I read MMC and "The Party" in the same sentence, I peed a little bit
3) The fact I remember every word and the brilliant choreography....and I remember wearing white slouchy socks with those plastic shoes and making my gf wear black socks with her outfit hahaha
And I STILL can't tell you the name of ONE Danity Kane song;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
That's right
Pleased to meet you
Still don't wanna tell you my name
Dontcha believe in a mystery?
Dontcha wanna play my game?
I'm looking for a man to love me
Like I never been loved before
I'm lookin for a man who will do it anywhere
Even on the nasty floor
SO Tonight! Dontcha wanna come with me?
Do you think I'm a nasty girl?
Tonight! I'm livin in a fantasy!
My own little nasty world....
Yes. They are the grandmammy's of pop whoredom today, alright. SAH-weet!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
all of them are ugly except for the white girl with long brown hair. UGLY!
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Submitted by TOPANGA: "I totally had a nostalgic day a few days ago and listened to Vanity 6 and Appolonia for like 3 days straight...now those were some authentic hos."
Amen. That was some good stuff. "Nasty Girls" was our favorite back in the day. There was this VH1 documentary thing about Prince and his (for lack of a better word) satellites. He really worked with so many talented people and he loves MUSIC. It's not about self-promotion and making money. The man is a true musician. I don't care what anyone says, Prince is a genius.
Submitted by websterwalter on October 27, 2008 - 6:52pm.
To be honest, and fair to Shannon, she was totally the hottest one of the white three in DK--at the finale show a couple weeks ago she looked hot and Aubrey looked a hot mess per usual. She's happily married and I think probably cares the least what happens with the group.
Diddy totally fucked this up though, just like he does every group on Bad Boy--anyone remember Dream, Total, 112, Black Rob--all great acts he eventually just let go? Not to mention Faith Evans, Mase and Lil' Kim who just got pissed off and left Bad Boy for mismanagement. He's truly a moron.
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I agree, Shannon was the best looking one in the group. Dawn better watch out if she thinks she can build a career with Diddy as her manager.
Fuckin eh, each dress is uglier than the next. Hideousity.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
OMG I loved The Party - I was about 10 or 11 when this came out. I can't believe Michael K still has the tape.
Michael.... I LOVE YOU! You posted the Fucking PARTY!!!! I had that tape too, and wore it out.
Thx... was having a craptacular day.
Awww poor Trannity Kane. Poor girl finally took a look around and realized what she had gotten herself into...5 girls who can kinda sing, but can't dress, and still act like they are in high school...not to mention that ho Aubrey who was skanking up their image....anyways...I feel you MK. I totally had a nostalgic day a few days ago and listened to Vanity 6 and Appolonia for like 3 days straight...now those were some authentic hos.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
omg The Party... im gonna hafta find somewhere to buy their cds, i was OBSESSED when i was younger...
show stopping show show stopping
that is danity kane's contribution to popular music. from what I can tell.
diddy probably is just bored and wants to make a whole new band.
Aubrey's got better things to do now that YOU-KNOW-WHO is in her life:
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/the-bogey-and-bacall-of-our-ti...
Oh my God! I was so into the Party!! And I too still have their tape! I was sooo in love with Damon Pampolina, and yes and even remember his last name. I actually went to go watch the Mickey Mouse club taping! Holy Shiznit. I love that video! You rock Michael!
OMG! Memories! MK, I love you! :)
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
OH DEAR LORD. I remember these people from the Mickey Mouse Club. The lead singer in this video is Tiffany, the Asian gal is Dee Dee, the redhead is named Chase and I can't remember the other's names. I wanted to be like Tiffany SO BADLY. Only I couldn't sing, was a douchey dancer and had no fashion sense.
Submitted by Pernicious on October 27, 2008 - 6:50pm.
Can anyone actually name one Danity Kane song?
Ride with you
Sleep on it
Stay with me
Those are the three I bought....:(
I feel ashamed, I actually downloaded like 3 songs from Danity Kane on Itunes..... :( :( :(
Diddy=idiot whatsherface=genius
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 27, 2008 - 6:26pm.
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Thank you. Me neither.
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To the white chick on the end-FOREHEAD
Yipez
I still find myself humming "Vacation" every now and then. These High School Musical douches have nothing on the Party!
I haven't heard anyone mention The Party in like forever, ahhhhh makes me long for the good old days. They were the bomb back in the day! Thanks MK for the fine memories!
Aubrey is a fat cokewhore. How can you BE a fat cokewhore, you ask? ALCOHOL. So yes, she's a fat cokewhore alcoholic. When she first was introduced in auditions for Making the Band, SHE WAS AMAZING!!!!!! Diddy was dead-on (I hate admitting it, but he's right) in saying that fame ruined her. I WANTED AUBREY TO NOT END UP SUCKING!!
Audrea's attitude sucks and is fat.
The two black chicks are busted and have major tude.
And Shannon is married and looks like a lizard, so she was never interesting.
"Damaged" was seriously a miracle.
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"Shut up and eat my asshole."
"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."
Further evidence Michael K is my soulmate! I was just talking about The Party last night at dinner! I found my tape this weekend cleaning the garage! Go Party. Chase was a hot ginge.
Three cheers for The Party! I saw them on their mall tour at the galleria in the 90's and I still have ALL of their albums. Sugar is Sweet indeed . . .
To be honest, and fair to Shannon, she was totally the hottest one of the white three in DK--at the finale show a couple weeks ago she looked hot and Aubrey looked a hot mess per usual. She's happily married and I think probably cares the least what happens with the group.
Diddy totally fucked this up though, just like he does every group on Bad Boy--anyone remember Dream, Total, 112, Black Rob--all great acts he eventually just let go? Not to mention Faith Evans, Mase and Lil' Kim who just got pissed off and left Bad Boy for mismanagement. He's truly a moron.
Can anyone actually name one Danity Kane song?
Aubrey cleans up well, which is admittedly rare these days. She looks absolutely fierce in the pic above. Danity Kane died the day she left anyway, so this latest departure is a non-issue.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I wonder how many horses had to die to make their hair?
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Go Phillies!
I'm deeply saddened..no not really...
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwww shizzzzzzzzzzz....I had totally forgotten about The Party! I loved that single too....i think i had a tape of it too...somewhere.
I hate her hat though...she wore it in EVERY scene in that video. Oh..and besides that lame rap, do the guys ever sing or do they just continually do the Roger Rabbit in the background?? lol
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
Awesome Blossom hat!
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Michael I think we are soul-mates, I LIVED for THE PARTY back in 1991, I wonder what has become of them... most of all that sexy Color Me Badd wannabe white boy
I LOVED The Party. "In My Dreams" is, to this day, one of my favorite songs of all time. It kinda rocks for a teeny bopper group. That and I really liked DeeDee Magnos voice, I saw her in Miss Siagon like 10 years ago, amazing!
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 27, 2008 - 6:26pm.
I consider myself lucky I don't know who any of these women are
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yes, GIG, we are truly blessed
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