The Butler Cures Everything
Jennifer Aniston and ultra manwhore Gerard Butler had dinner together in Los Angeles last week. Jen must have given her #1 stalking victim, John Mayer, the night off. A source told Page Six that Jen and Gerry weren't alone, "They were very affectionate to each other. There was another man at the table, but he looked like he was a chaperone - or just there to stop tongues wagging. They basically ignored him."
According to Star, the other dude at the table was director Andy Tennant and the three were just having a business meeting.
Please, tell that to Gerard's peen. It's never business with that thing. Gerry just asked Andy to come along just in case Jenny's vagina got loose and attacked his spermies sack!
John Mayer probably got his period and stormed out on Jenny. Instead of staying home and playing "fake wedding" with her cat friends, Jenny pulled out the yellow pages and looked up "manslut for the night." And there was Gerry's picture smiling back at her. Seriously. This is what Gerry does. He cures sad vaginas.
I wouldn't mind these two together solely for the fact that they would have an amazing couple name: AnisBut!
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i bet she hates saint angelina to dead.
maaahaha! guess not ALL of them have checked out BoxOfficeMoJo... mmmm a little lower, Gerard...
Ah, the Butler did it...
YAY!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
BUT NOW, back to my regularly scheduled Gerard Butler fanatasy...
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It sucks to be Jennifer Aniston.
Her exboyfriend already has like a half dozen of spawns with angelina, and i guess she is full of envy, i bet she hates saint angelina to dead.
she wants some attention that's all, she wants a fucking popular boyfriend that could beat up the brangeloonies.
Wha.....?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
but seriously, WHAT THE HELL was Clint Eastwood thinking? Like I said before, The Changeling look like a Lifetime Movie on that horrid trailer! And the over-acting, lawd...yes Angie Jo's prolly trying to get away from the played-out psycho-super-hero/villain roles, but DAMN, this smelled like stink bomb from a mile away.
Wish my life was as pathetic as hers. You go girl.
Saint Holie beat out by Troy Bolton!!! Bwhwhwwhww!!!
Priceless.
Now back on topic....Jen needs to back off the Butler. mmmmmmmm
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 27, 2008 - 2:45pm.
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Give them time, P_N..They're still stirring bats blood with chicken feet and lighting black candles.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
havesomehats,
Her exboyfriend, as you refer to Mr. Pitt, was her husband, you mindless twit.
Go back to JJ
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
nooooooooooo! What happened to Shawna Moakler? and Benji Madden
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Hey, Pimp, PSL, DebFrmHell! In and out today, don't think me rude if I miss something. Hope you all are doing as well as Jenn is. Dayum, I want to have a "working" date with Gerard. And yes, by "working" I do mean screwing his brains out.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
...Moment of silence OVER!
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BOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
It sucks to be Jennifer Aniston.
Her exboyfriend already has like a half dozen of spawns with angelina, and i guess she is full of envy, i bet she hates saint angelina to dead.
she wants some attention that's all, she wants a fucking popular boyfriend that could beat up the brangeloonies.
um, well I guess THIS explains why the loons aren't storming this post at the moment:
http://boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/
'tis MOURNING TIME for The Changeling -- 20th at the box office. Beat out by HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL among 18 others... *sniff* moment of silence please -- and...
Hi Pimp,
I wouldn't mind hanging with that hot piece either lol.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
PROUD JENNILOONIE SINCE WHENEVER THAT FREAKING DIVORCE WAS!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by Pimpcessa on October 27, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Hey Jen, I'll hang out with ya anytime and bring Gerry along too please. But you can keep John for yourself. Yuck!! Lord, please tell us she preggers with that idiots kid!
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for effing REAL! GUHHHHH John Mayer reeks of week-old douche water!!!
the THINGS I'd do to Gerard Butler...mmmm, Gerard cuffed to mah hotel bed in his The 300 scivvies...
Hello Loves Anderson, Chicaloca, PSL, M.E. and nitwitty!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
AND Angie Jo n' Miss Brad will announce their second W edition of "very private" photographs in 1, 2, 3 ...
Hey Bitches, what's up?? I would love to think Jen hooked up with this hot piece!! And the crap about her being desperate is nothing more than the DESPERATE attempt for the loons to justify all the old crap. She never did anything or spoke out badly about her ex even when she had every right to. Hey Jen, I'll hang out with ya anytime and bring Gerry along too please. But you can keep John for yourself. Yuck!! Lord, please tell us she preggers with that idiots kid!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
gerard butler can do a lot better than maniston!!
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WHATEVER! I thought she was having Johns baby MK what happened? No words I agree with you, the Jen "hate" is getting old. The woman has not done a thing wrong and is just living her life.
The skank that broke up her marriage admitted it and yet she is still hated on and called desperate. That is just bullshit, and lets be real there is nothing desperate about Aniston. If she wanted attention all she had to go was walk outside and she would be bombarded by the paps. I don't belive there is anything romantic going on with them but they sure look good together lol.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
... AND the Brangeloonies will come a-caterwauling in 1, 2, 3 , 4...
Gerard Butler mmmmmmm...
GOTDAMN I wanna taste of that manwhore.
Lucky, lucky girl.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
LMAO @ He-ho PSL!
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I don't know how desperate Jen is. It would help if she stopped playing pathetic characters. She should find a part as a strong, ass-kicking, mean ol' beeotch in an indie film.
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Jen- please send gerry over here and don't hog him for yourself. We all need him to cure our blues.
What the world needs now, is GB, sweet GB...
Run, Gerard, run!!!!
Jennifer is a big jinx. She's moldy crotch man-chin.
Do you she what she did to Mayer? He's unfuckable now.
And her career is worthless. All her movies will BOMB!!!
She's going the way of Lohan... hasbeen before 40!
Don't do it, Gerard! You are too cool for that vapid twit.
Love Anderson- I'm with you, bubba. The hype is not within my realm of understanding.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
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Aw your fucking lucky I loooooove the snow!!!!!
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. She stole it from us. Sneaky little Anistoses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
"John Mayer probably got his period and stormed out."
AHahahahaaha! Good one, MK! He's such a bagina.
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This thread has a "Hooker" tag, which one is the "Hooker"?
My money is on Gerard.
I don't get the hype about him either.
I also don't get the perpetuating of double standards, men get away with the "desperate" act, they fuck everything that moves.
The only sad HollyWeird dude that would equate to the media's "desperatification" of a celeb would be Jeremy Piven.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
This whole article was worth it for "Anisbut"
OT: ISprainedMyUvula, sorry to hear that. I loathe winter. Dreading the impending white death.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by Hoho Like-a The... on October 27, 2008 - 1:55pm.
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Oh, Sorry. I'm teh PMS today and I'm not finding much of anything funny.
Blame de hormones!!!!!!!!!
Totally off topic: It's motherfucking SNOWING.
On topic: I don't care.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Submitted by mslewis on October 27, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Brangeloonie says what?
Nitwitty, why would Angie "lose her mind" over Jennifer Aniston and Gerald Butler??? You don't make sense. Jen is the desperate one, not Angie!!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
M.E.
I was being sarcastic dahlink.
It creeped me out during the whole breakup how many women (truth be told... very sad, Achin' for Clayken types) said that Jen should have given Brad a child and she deserved to be dumped. Stupid cunts.
Submitted by M.E. on October 27, 2008 - 1:48pm.
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Um, excuse me, but WTF? Her duty as a woman?
I'm sorry, but women can and DO choose whether or not they want to have a child. It isn't our duty.
Dayum gurl,
Lil Pollyanna works fast. Upgrade from Mayer but this sh*t won't pan out either. Desperation is such a f*ckin' turnoff!
Anisbut! hahaha priceless...jen looks pretty in that picture!And i think they would make a hot couple if this stroy was true....
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Butler will be an upgrade for her, from Brad Pitt
Gerry cures sad vaginas?
*Joe Shmoe saying spiteful things to her vagina*
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I totally see Aniston as a the stalking, whining, hopelessly-needy type. The type that spends 99% of her waking hours obsessing about her "relationships." And that, in time, will drive any man away, even the best ones (think Brad).
Submitted by M.E. on October 27, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Ummm didn't you get the memo? If your a woman YOU HAVE TO HAVE A BABY or if not your man will leave you for a younger, hotter chick, and then your vagina will shrivel up and fall off and then you'll die alone!
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Go Phillies!
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 27, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Oh, please. They're probably going to do a movie together.
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Doing a movie together?? Threesome!
Submitted by Hoho Like-a The... on October 27, 2008 - 1:46pm.
... . Afterwards she broke the table in half with her chin and ran crying into the night.
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Thanks Hoho. I just peed myself.
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Happy Halloweeny
that is my man, doesn't she understand that????
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I like Jen. I don't get the hate either. That being said, I don't get the Gerry Butler love. He strikes me as a monumental ass. The only time he was hot was when he was computer-generated.
Give me Clive Owen any day.
lmao ANISBUT?
awesome
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