The Butler Cures Everything
Jennifer Aniston and ultra manwhore Gerard Butler had dinner together in Los Angeles last week. Jen must have given her #1 stalking victim, John Mayer, the night off. A source told Page Six that Jen and Gerry weren't alone, "They were very affectionate to each other. There was another man at the table, but he looked like he was a chaperone - or just there to stop tongues wagging. They basically ignored him."
According to Star, the other dude at the table was director Andy Tennant and the three were just having a business meeting.
Please, tell that to Gerard's peen. It's never business with that thing. Gerry just asked Andy to come along just in case Jenny's vagina got loose and attacked his spermies sack!
John Mayer probably got his period and stormed out on Jenny. Instead of staying home and playing "fake wedding" with her cat friends, Jenny pulled out the yellow pages and looked up "manslut for the night." And there was Gerry's picture smiling back at her. Seriously. This is what Gerry does. He cures sad vaginas.
I wouldn't mind these two together solely for the fact that they would have an amazing couple name: AnisBut!
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Submitted by Oh Yeah on October 29, 2008 - 7:34am
Well if it isn't one of Angie hos tween fans. Lol Chicaloca, leave the girl alone she is too young, but hey dumb bitch shut the fuck up. Take your young ass back to just jolie. As if you didn't know Jennifer dumped brad and filed for divorce from his cheating ass and if you didn't know all that was made public about the other relationships where that it ended, no one ever came out to say who ended it, expect for John and no one belive they broke up at all, so your not going anywhere with the garbage your spewing. Becareful around these parts because we don't like your kind.
I think I just lost 10 IQ points reading all this bullshit. (But, Clarisse, you made me laugh. Thanks!)
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Actually…Brad left Jennifer because she is a sleeper for the KGB who secretly only has sex with albino women. She also shoots up potpourri with marmosets. Trust.
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Submitted by Oh Yeah on October 29, 2008 - 7:34am.
To loca
Are you serious you don't know why she needs a sperm donor? for one thing she's a BI so of course she'll have her GF get pregnant. Yes Loca why do you think men dumped that Anuston. She got a gf hidden somewhere don't worry your idol will come out of the closet one of these days. She had an affair with Marky Mark's cousin when she's still married to Brad Pitt. And that LOCA is the reason why Brad dumped her.
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That doesn't make ANY sense! She's bi and that's why she needs a sperm donor?hmmm.... but so is Jolie! I guess Brad is her sperm donor. Jolie has admitted to having a sexual affair with a woman, unlike Jen (who you are just slandering)! So what you're saying is that Brad just ran from one bi sexual to another. I guess we now know why people in Hollywood and elsewhere think he's stupid.
But in all reality, at the end of the day, it really shouldn't matter about sexuality. Lets face it, I'm sure Brad would rather be going down on George Clooney. The 6 kids are a great cover for his image! (see, we can all sound as dumb as you if we try real hard)!
Submitted by Chicaloca on October 29, 2008 - 1:22am.
Hahahahahaha is that comment suppose to hurt me or something? Since you know so much about Jennifers life tell us who did she get dumped by?
And if a woman had a serious problem like that and was indeed barren is that something to be made fun of? Wow you people never seize to amaze me with your nonsense and stupidity, I love it when you show the type of pathetic sick people you are, kinda like your whore of saint you worship.
Also if she was barren why would she need a sperm donor? Little girl I'll spare you, so do yourself a favor and go to bed.
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As if you don't know loca-loca? let see Vince, Paul and her favorite and flavor of the month the URINATOR. Hmm guess ANUSton loves being showered with hot piss coz she came crawling back to Meyer. She needs a sperm donor because it's for her GF to get pregrant. One of these days ANUSton will come out of the closet. Why do you think Brad dumped her? She's a closet LESBIAN. Thats why QG Mag made her their MAN OF THE YEAR ...LOLLLLL.
To loca
Are you serious you don't know why she needs a sperm donor? for one thing she's a BI so of course she'll have her GF get pregnant. Yes Loca why do you think men dumped that Anuston. She got a gf hidden somewhere don't worry your idol will come out of the closet one of these days. She had an affair with Marky Mark's cousin when she's still married to Brad Pitt. And that LOCA is the reason why Brad dumped her.
Hahahahahaha is that comment suppose to hurt me or something? Since you know so much about Jennifers life tell us who did she get dumped by?
And if a woman had a serious problem like that and was indeed barren is that something to be made fun of? Wow you people never seize to amaze me with your nonsense and stupidity, I love it when you show the type of pathetic sick people you are, kinda like your whore of saint you worship.
Also if she was barren why would she need a sperm donor? Little girl I'll spare you, so do yourself a favor and go to bed.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
hey loca
X will grow old alone because she's barren and she will be dumped again and again!! well unless she'll go for sperm donor or adopt a kid .. oh on second thought she HATES kid bbwahahhahah!!
bub byyyeee LOCA gurl
No not really that is more whoregelina's fate, but instead of a dog she will have a pet rat.
You on the other hand will grow old, alone, bitter, broke and dog-less.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
She will grow old alone, counting her millions and giving it all up to her dog Norman when she expire!!
WTF is up with all the ridiculous speculation? Anyone that has an ounce of common sense would realize that her "dinner" with Butler was nothing more than business. What f*cking 39 year old brings a chaperone to a dinner? Their not in high school kids! She was photographed with John Meyer at a birthday party just recently. Yes, it's obvious they are back together.
For the life of me I will never understand how people have the audacity to gang up on this woman. She has done NOTHING wrong. She dates just like every other single woman/divorcee does. She can not help it that her previous marriage is still talked about. It doesn't mean she hasn't moved on, it means the public hasn't. She must not have been such a bad catch, if someone like Mr. Pitt (who some of you think is the ultimate man... NOT) decided to spend 7 years with her and that wasn't out of guilt or responsibility for any children. Yep, 7 years with a woman that he could've up and left at any moment but didn't....well, until something younger came along. But isn't that what Hollywood is all about?
Gerry can do way better than this washed up bore.
It is a little funny how the loons show up at the same exact time. Geee....maybe it's because they're the same person that needs to validate what they're saying to make it appear that many people feel the same as they do. Get help.
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dementa
Your name is appropriate. You are way too consumed with your hatred towards this woman. She seems like a nice person who actually has friends that care about her because she is seen in the company of friends - male and female. Unlike someone else we all know who is only in the company of 1 man and 6 children and nannies.
"And they insist that she's never ever desperate, even when she follows them around at concerts and clings to them in public pools"
The above statement is just retarded. If I'm in a pool with my man and he wants a little smoochie smooch in the water I would wrap my legs around him and give him a smooch if I wanted to. And if I'm at a concert with my guy and we are walking around I guess you would take that as me following him around?? I think maybe you haven't been with a man in too long and you might just need to get LAID!! I guess you just need to crucify her to make your idol more pure?
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I would imagine that by now, sex with Jennifer Aniston would be like landing a hot dog in Yankee Stadium!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 27, 2008 - 2:45pm.
um, well I guess THIS explains why the loons aren't storming this post at the moment:
http://boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/
'tis MOURNING TIME for The Changeling -- 20th at the box office. Beat out by HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL among 18 others... *sniff* moment of silence please -- and...
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hmmm i guess nobody reads how many theaters Changeling opened - 15 theaters, 15 fu*king theaters only but with with average income/theater = $32,601
compared to High School Musical3 w/ 3,623 theaters and average income/theater = $11,601
..so do the math pls.
While Management is a straight to DVD movie ... and the dog movie.. a stinking bomb bwahahahha!!
Oh yeah Maniston love life again.. old news and DESPERATE much .. Tim Gunn is soooooo accurate Ms. AnusBut is ssssooo icckkkkkkkkk!!
More like she's praised if she does and praised if she doesn't.
If she isn't going out with anyone, her fangirls yell, "Go Jen! Single rules! Have lots of fun because you're young and sooooo self-confident!" (Not that she is either)
If she goes out with some dude she seems to be serious about, her fangirls yell, "Go Jen! Live happily ever after with an adoring hubby because you deserve it! Mother Teresa pales beside you! Brad drools!"
If she goes out with a douchebag and/or manslut, her fangirls yell, "Go Jen! Have sexy strings-free fun like a man because you're such a modern girl! Show Brad what he's missing!"
Seriously, they'll cheer on whoever she dates, no matter what kind of jerk he is. She only dates mansluts (like our gorgeous Butler) and douchebags (Vince Vaughn), but more often combos of the two (John Mayer). And they insist that she's never ever desperate, even when she follows them around at concerts and clings to them in public pools.
While wolfing down Haagen-Dazs and prank-calling their ex's new girlfriend, that is.
Poor Jen - she's damned if she does and damned if she don't.
is being a manwhore such a bad thing?
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
They look alike
Submitted by Pimpcessa on October 27, 2008 - 2:58pm.
OMG, every time I hear Goldblums name I remember him in The Big Chill and what a scrawny geek he was back then.
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I dunno, when I think of him, I imagine him smelling good...
too, much detail?
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
How did SHE score HIM? He is hot to death.
Brittny
Oh for the Love of God! NO! I dont care that Gerard is a manwhore. I love him. He is the sexiest fuckin peice I have ever seen. PLEASE GERARD DO NOT WASTE YOUR PRETTY on that boring crazy ass ANISTON! Run Beautiful creature, run far far away.
Awwwww, someone's lost. Why don't you exit stage.....loonyville. Hahaha. The trolls always pop up on an Aniston thread. Jealous much?
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sheeps/AuntBea,
I believe it's called watersports.
Ask Kim K.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
I don't understand the fascination w/ But - but OMG, LMFAO at AnisBut... they need to totally hook up for that alone.
MK outdid himself on that one
*tearz*
"Jen, if you ever want to talk, I will be more than happy to blaze up with you on the beach with a big cooler of junk food!"
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me too. I really wish she would hook up with somebody great long term that makes Brad look like chump change
It sucks to be Jennifer Aniston.
Her exboyfriend already has like a half dozen of spawns with angelina, and i guess she is full of envy, i bet she hates saint angelina to dead.
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Or not, she is free to do what she wants.
She is not tied down by kids at all. She has millions of dollars to spends. She does not have to spend money on nannies or schools.
PS: Brad has AGED since he has been w/ Angelina
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 27, 2008 - 5:22pm.
I would have said: I hope Angelina covers her bed in plastic because as much as Brad tries not to, he still wets the bed.
hahahahaha. I don't know: that might be a turn-on to a few people; or something they could readily overlook.
TITS - just mentioning the 'Blum, not saying we like the guy. He's as smarmy as they come. Just making a comparison.
If I lived next door I would get a JEff Goldblum costume and knock on your door every hour all Halloween night. You'd think that was funny, yes?
ha ha ha. I'm warped. Sorry..:)
Submitted by No Words on October 27, 2008 - 5:17pm.
If I were Jen (please gwad), I would have badmouthed my ex-husband from the rooftop. I would have called him every foul descriptive term known to man, and I would have proclaimed him a LOUSY LAY.
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I would have said: I hope Angelina covers her bed in plastic because as much as Brad tries not to, he still wets the bed.
lmao@AnisBut
I thought G.B. was gay?
If I were Jen (please gwad), I would have badmouthed my ex-husband from the rooftop. I would have called him every foul descriptive term known to man, and I would have proclaimed him a LOUSY LAY.
She didn't do anything remotely resembling that, and yet the Brangeloonies still hate her.
I will bet you anything she is glad to be rid of that Sad Sack.
Still don't understand the Butler love.
Jennifer needs to send his hot ass over to me when she's done with him.
Wow. The Changeling opened at #20? Ha! In the previews, that bitch looks like Pennywise. *shudder*
Oh for the Love of God! NO! I dont care that Gerard is a manwhore. I love him. He is the sexiest fuckin peice I have ever seen. PLEASE GERARD DO NOT WASTE YOUR PRETTY on that boring crazy ass ANISTON! Run Beautiful creature, run far far away.
Jennifer Aniston is so....soo..not worthy of his slutness.
get John with Gerry and you have "MyBut."
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
ewww blech
did someone mention that smarmy slimey no good sleezy piece of crap jeff goldblum?
i'm outa this thread.
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Bacchus. Who's he? He's the god of why don't you read a fucking book.
Dead Like Me
Holy Shit!! WHY WHY WHY??
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Pimpcessa - It's been like that for about a month or so now.
Hey, has anybody else noticed that now when you leave a thread and come back to it, it no longer tells you how many new posts have occurred since you logged off the thread?? WHAT the FUCK is GOING ON??? When and why did this change??
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If he keeps up his manwhoring rep he's in danger of becoming the next Jeff Goldblum.
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Submitted by NitWitty on October 27, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 27, 2008 - 2:45pm.
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Give them time, P_N..They're still stirring bats blood with chicken feet and lighting black candles.
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AH! good point -- check back later for the loonie wailin' & gnashin', have to admit their histrionics are some of the best entertainment going in gossip.
Pimpcessa on October 27, 2008 - 2:39pm
*smooch*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
@ pimpcessa- ha! I know. Seeing that no one would have predicted what a poon hound he was to become. He ditched Laura Dern pretty abruptly too I think they were together a while. I like her too. But he did her a favor - she's with a Ben Harper now. He's much more gorgeous and talented than Goldblum. Damn we need some Ben pictures on Dlisted. hmmm..
sounds like a full blown game of
WHO'S
THE
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putas
Gerry better watch out. If he keeps up his manwhoring rep he's in danger of becoming the next Jeff Goldblum. He screwed so many coworkers (and then some) he became a parody.
OMG, every time I hear Goldblums name I remember him in The Big Chill and what a scrawny geek he was back then.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Gerry better watch out. If he keeps up his manwhoring rep he's in danger of becoming the next Jeff Goldblum. He screwed so many coworkers (and then some) he became a parody.
Then again he got lucky and landed in Jurassic Park. Made enough from that not to matter.
In the words of every straight man on Earth, I would WRECK that!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 27, 2008 - 2:52pm.
DebFrmHell
"Ah, the Butler did it..."
In the bedroom, with a pipe!
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pipe, oh the possibilities...ookay got to get some work done here *sigh* later <3
DebFrmHell
"Ah, the Butler did it..."
In the bedroom, with a pipe!
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havesomehats,
Her exboyfriend, as you refer to Mr. Pitt, was her husband, you mindless twit.
Go back to JJ
Yeah, she just had to make a PITT stop but she's moved on and Butler looks like a pretty good way to do it. Maybe you should wake up and smell the napalm.
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