It's Not What You Think
Saintly humanitarian and permanent sunglasses-wearer, Bono, was photographed on a £12million yacht in the South of France with two teenagers in bikinis. The two 19-year-old girls, Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson, posted the month-old pictures on their Facebook pages.
Andrea, the Tater Head-looking chick on the right, told the Daily Mail that nothing happened with married Bono. She said, "No...God no!’ she laughed. ‘God no! He’s a friend of mine and that’s pretty much it. I’m not going to get into details, but it’s a small world.." On her Facebook page, she said Bono called her ass up when he arrived in Cannes. They spent the day drinking champagne and walking along the beach before going back to The Edge's yacht.
We shouldn't jump to conclusions here! I'm sure Bono was just feeding the hungry girls....with his peen. NO! Of course, none of that happened. The yacht was on its way to Africa and the three spent their journey discussing important humanitarian issues. Bono thinks much better with boobies in his face, so that's why the girls are wearing bikinis. They're just doing their part to save the world!
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Submitted by cuntygolightly on October 27, 2008 - 12:55pm.
do you think he still can get it up?
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Only with a picture of Sally Struthers, I'm sure.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Bono and his wife got married at a very young age, before Bono and U2 became successful. It wouldn't suprise me if Bono DID slip the sausage to other chicks.
BTW, It's a bitch getting a divorce in Ireland.
http://www.international-divorce.com/d-ireland.htm
Saint Bono would never cheat on his wife, just like Saint Angelina will spend the rest of her life with Brad....
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Wow, what lame and vague excuses.
AND, what nearly 50 year-old man is "friends" with 19 year-old girls???
Something in the milk aint clean...
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Yucky these chicks are ugly...and snow piece i think different Jails have different policies on that kind of stuff
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Oh-oh.... Bono is my wife's "one free pass".... I'd better call her ass up and find out where she's at... If Saint Bono is on the prowl,she may very well be halfway to France by now.
OFF TOPIC but does anyone know, if someone is in jail can you bring them a phone card?****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
do you think he still can get it up?
"Girlfriend, Please" is right. Bono thinks his world-saving shit will distract from bonking his way across the world. I think not.
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And I totally thought that was tater head's sister when I first saw this.
nice nailpolish nice belly ring nice necklace NOT!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I'm sure Bono's wife is pleased.
I'm probably the only one but I like U2 always have. Meh I would've thought Bono was smarter then to pose for pictures with two skanks.
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That girl on his lap is hot and I think he thinks so too. That is all.
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Surely there's cuter jailbait out there for a rock star/saint to dally with than Tater Head and Hunchback.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Friends wearing matching bakini's is sooo jr. high.
I think this is an answer to an old blind item....
Sick of him and his dumb sunglasses.