It's Not What You Think
Saintly humanitarian and permanent sunglasses-wearer, Bono, was photographed on a £12million yacht in the South of France with two teenagers in bikinis. The two 19-year-old girls, Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson, posted the month-old pictures on their Facebook pages.
Andrea, the Tater Head-looking chick on the right, told the Daily Mail that nothing happened with married Bono. She said, "No...God no!’ she laughed. ‘God no! He’s a friend of mine and that’s pretty much it. I’m not going to get into details, but it’s a small world.." On her Facebook page, she said Bono called her ass up when he arrived in Cannes. They spent the day drinking champagne and walking along the beach before going back to The Edge's yacht.
We shouldn't jump to conclusions here! I'm sure Bono was just feeding the hungry girls....with his peen. NO! Of course, none of that happened. The yacht was on its way to Africa and the three spent their journey discussing important humanitarian issues. Bono thinks much better with boobies in his face, so that's why the girls are wearing bikinis. They're just doing their part to save the world!
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Submitted by angel_i on October 27, 2008 - 1:40pm
I used to have bad dreams about Mick chasing me around and around with his big ole mouff open trying to kiss me and i couldnt stop crying. I was so scared!
Turns out it was an anxiety induced dream about turtles taking over the world and fear of going to the dentist.
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Clarisse on October 27, 2008 - 1:33pm
That was from Tina Fey's Palin, it still makes fall down laughing.
And yes, Bono has a pair of Blarney Stone ones, he shoots Irish Spring Scented jizz and makes pots of gold from Guinness taps.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Bleh... ya know, I don't care if an older pathetic idiot of a man wants to boink a younger woman, but at least get a girl who doesn't look like she should still be wondering how she did on her algebra test!
Just yuck....
Submitted by The C word on October 27, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 27, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Actually it's not! So it's all good right?
I have a friend who's older that has younger girlfriends. He is a silly man and silly girls suit him. But honestly, this just looks like a rock star acting like a rock star and I am feeling very hard up for news (that's not sad).
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Any way you slice it, still looks like a skeevy middle-aged man with young girl on his lap....used to love him, but his (and Oprah's) sanctimonious act rubbed me the wrong way.
That said, the best concert I have ever seen was U2.
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So true. I think the problem is that they somehow JUST fell short of that status...lemme ask you something - would it be so upsetting if it was Mick Jagger?
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I believe he must shoot lucky charms marshmallows out his dick if he be gettin the school age hos suckin on it!
Hes all " Top o the mornin to ya ladies. Have you had a nutritious breakfast yet? Come taste this! Im magicly delicious! whats that? YOU ONLY WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE GOLDS AT? ARRRRRRRRR TAR TAR!!!!"
I get my Irish and Pirate accents mixed together because i just do, i dunno why. I do and thats that!
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 27, 2008 - 1:33pm.
I adore Gabriel Byrne! Ten years ago I was a leasing consultant at Oakwood Chicago and Gabriel had an apartment there. There were all kinds of problems with the apartment, but he was good natured about it. One day he came in the office and gave me a bottle of Cristal champagne that a fan had given him. What a sweetie.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I also love how she took the time to send this picture to every media outlet who would have it, but whe won't take the time to "get into details" about how she knows him. She is really trying to act like it is something scandalous.
Bono, youre still number two.
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Am I supposed to believe what 19 year old bimbos post on their facebook? Please.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Love Andy!
King of Ireland? Really? My monty (typo) is on Gabriel Byrne being da King!
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Doesn't Bono have kids of his own the same age as these girls? Classy! Yeah, all the 50-year-old men I know of just want to "hang" with 19-year-old girls. Ew.
Submitted by angel_i on October 27, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Actually it's not! So it's all good right?
I have a friend who's older that has younger girlfriends. He is a silly man and silly girls suit him. But honestly, this just looks like a rock star acting like a rock star and I am feeling very hard up for news (that's not sad).
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Any way you slice it, still looks like a skeevy middle-aged man with young girl on his lap....used to love him, but his (and Oprah's) sanctimonious act rubbed me the wrong way.
That said, the best concert I have ever seen was U2.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Submitted by loozer on October 27, 2008 - 1:27pm.
I have dated an older man and people asked if I was his nurse. I was so offended.
Cant people play around with wheel chairs and colostomy bags with out assuming im in home health care?
*Im kiiding!!!!!!*
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i hate bono, but he can even do better than these young whores...why would he be "friends" with 2 nineteen year olds anyway? they are dressed alike, could this have been a photo shoot of some kind & they are lying about the circumstances?
I would die inside if it were Robert Smith.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 27, 2008 - 1:28pm.
I like bono damn it!
but why does he look so red?
It's the Irish complexion. Most of us look like we have rosacea or high BP. It sucks.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by kdracofan on October 27, 2008 - 1:28pm.
I like bono damn it!
but why does he look so red?
Hey kdracofan! The Irish aren't big tanners. They just turn red in the sun.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I like bono damn it!
but why does he look so red?
He looks like he has poor hygene habits, I can smell the Campbells chicken soup b.o from here. P.U!
I kind of agree with South Park that Bono is a large bowel movement, but I think this is innocent. Giving him benefit of the doubt, he is probably friends with the girls parents, therefore their offspring would also consider him a friend. It says a lot about the world we live in when everybody assumes the worst about everybody else. I was on a family vacation and my niece who is 14 years younger than I, had her towel on the beach next to mine. The lifeguard later asked her if I was her boyfriend. (she was 14, I was 28) We were just sitting next to each other.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Why is HE making bukkake face?
BONO IS KING OF IRELAND! You betcha, *wink*.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Ah, who cares? He's a rock star posing with young fans. I love Saint Bono!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Don't you love celebrities who have a God complex? He runs in that circle with people who think doing good deeds in public excuses them from all the behind the scenes sins they commit.
That picture is ripe for a photoshopped dick in his mouth.
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Submitted by The C word on October 27, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Is ‘Thou shalt not act like a skeevy pepaw’ one of the commandments?
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Actually it's not! So it's all good right?
I have a friend who's older that has younger girlfriends. He is a silly man and silly girls suit him. But honestly, this just looks like a rock star acting like a rock star and I am feeling very hard up for news (that's not sad).
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Is ‘Thou shalt not act like a skeevy pepaw’ one of the commandments?
I’m a little rusty...maybe I’ll ask Papa Boner if he could confirm that.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
OMG! That girl totally does look like a Willis girl. She has the chin and everything! Yeah, and seriously, no 50 year old man is friends with a 19 year old girl. There would be nothing in the world for them to talk about together. She's obviously trying to make herself sound cool by saying that they're friends. And what does "it's a small world" mean?
As Bono has said: "I'm a Christian, but I reserve the right to be an ass."
You guys totally missed the best thing about this thread, and that is Madam Pince's avie!!!
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they look like they are scared of penises and seem quite uncomfortable sitting on Paw Paws lap there.
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they're inside a DRY hot tub? score!
Ewww Bono! Are you forserious?! Couldn't you at least pick up some broads who look at least a day over 21 and not like they just came from a Hannah Montana concert. If your gonna skirt around at least step up your game...you're Bono!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
"Ha ha ha!! Mr. Green Is Good's free pass is Mila Jovovich."
Holy shit! So is mine! My wife gets that little potato eatin' world saver, and I get me some Milla.
Crazy.
Why would Bono have a 19-year-old female friend?
The dude was putting out chart-topping albums before these bitches were even born.
Somethin' in the milk ain't clean.
Considering the whole of U2's past has a relatively LOW scandal reading, I could care less.
And Friday is Larry Mullen Jr.'s Birthday!!!
He never married his longtime girlfriend, they're still together and so far no dish on him.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Salem13 on October 27, 2008 - 12:52pm.
I'm probably the only one but I like U2 always have.
ITA, I still really like U2's music, it reminds me of college. I've seen them live quite a few times - always a great show.
As for his personal life, if anything is going on here, it's his life and his problem.
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She's flat and that's that!
And what's with the one on the left anyway and her 7th-grade "I don't like my boobies" hunch? If that was me, I'd be hoisting my girls up front and center - maybe even motorboat him until he passes out from a concussion.
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thanks Mrs G I guess I will have to call and find out instead of relying om dlistedgoogle! ;)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
i'm not ok with this.
Come and sit on Pa-Paw Bono's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas girls.
I have got a candy cane for you if you can find it.
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Submitted by HellaciousB on October 27, 2008 - 1:00pm.
They have matching bikinis so they're probably promo girls.
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THAT's what was bugging me!
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Submitted by BangoSkank on October 27, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Oh-oh.... Bono is my wife's "one free pass".... I'd better call her ass up and find out where she's at... If Saint Bono is on the prowl,she may very well be halfway to France by now.
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Ha ha ha!! Mr. Green Is Good's free pass is Mila Jovovich.
Mine is Gary Oldman, OR Chris Noth from "Law & Order".
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on October 27, 2008 - 12:58pm.
Wow, what lame and vague excuses.
AND, what nearly 50 year-old man is "friends" with 19 year-old girls???
Mel Gibson?
fuck it, all men are scum, I'm calling SamRo
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They have matching bikinis so they're probably promo girls.
Yeah, so it looks inappropriate but I doubt there's anything to this...if there was, why would he let it be caught on camera? He's married w/ two gorgeous daughters around that age - 18 and 16. He looks like he's being Bono...that other dude looks like a perv.
Dear Bono: you are lame. corny. old. crust-butt.
Oh I see!
These must be starving African Albino Aids Research Drug Tester-Outers right Bono you crazy humanitarian!
Boner, put your hat back on your mid life crisis is showing ya god damn dolt!
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Grooossss.
did you see the south park where bono's a big piece of literal shit?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
The one on his right looks like Kate Middleton (Prince William's piece).
Boner's wife doesn't care she's getting paid. And will get paid WAY more when/if she files for a divorce. She's older but actually more attractive than these 2 here. Why am I not surprised?
Boner is a fucking fraud. His tensed brow while he is on stage at the latest peace summits, etc. annoys. Fakery. And he is a grown ass man he needs to ditch the raver glasses.