It's Not What You Think
Saintly humanitarian and permanent sunglasses-wearer, Bono, was photographed on a £12million yacht in the South of France with two teenagers in bikinis. The two 19-year-old girls, Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson, posted the month-old pictures on their Facebook pages.
Andrea, the Tater Head-looking chick on the right, told the Daily Mail that nothing happened with married Bono. She said, "No...God no!’ she laughed. ‘God no! He’s a friend of mine and that’s pretty much it. I’m not going to get into details, but it’s a small world.." On her Facebook page, she said Bono called her ass up when he arrived in Cannes. They spent the day drinking champagne and walking along the beach before going back to The Edge's yacht.
We shouldn't jump to conclusions here! I'm sure Bono was just feeding the hungry girls....with his peen. NO! Of course, none of that happened. The yacht was on its way to Africa and the three spent their journey discussing important humanitarian issues. Bono thinks much better with boobies in his face, so that's why the girls are wearing bikinis. They're just doing their part to save the world!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 27, 2008 - 4:59pm.
Colin has a sex tape, it wasn't bad IMHO.
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I haven't liked much of U2's music since about early 90s, but I'd still hit that! Bono's still a hot piece after all these years.
Sorry, double post.
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She's flat and that's that!
Jiggy-I don't think so. He's too much of a manwhore. I think word would get around if he was of the 'wee persuasion.
I love CF's crazy eyes.
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She's flat and that's that!
Flatsy, I've heard that about Asian men, too.
What do you think about Colin Ferrell? Think he's cursed? That would be a bummer.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 27, 2008 - 4:40pm.
I think it's known as the 'Irish Curse'.
I can't speak from experience, I've only heard about it.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 27, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Got any good stories?
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Does anybody have evidence to back up the "short, stubby" claim?
Dudes with baby carrots need to wear a warning label so ho's don't waste their time.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Submitted by CynicalGirl on October 27, 2008 - 3:20pm.
There is a HUGE difference between a 48 y/o man hanging out with 19 y/o women and a 50 y/o man having sleepovers w/ 13 y/o boys.
One is called cheating, the other is pedophilia.
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She's flat and that's that!
My friend knew someone who had been a groupie for U2 and because of that she doesn't like Bono. I can't say I don't like his music or the things he does for charity. But pics like this one just remind me that celebrities do not fit as neatly into the categories of good and bad as the media would like you to believe.
Small penis
Big fat Irish head (yes we Irish get fat heads as we get older)
Uber ego
Evades paying taxes in his own country
Cheats on his wife for damn sure
Takes himself way too seriously
All this adds up to make him the biggest cunt this world has ever seen
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Bono is just douche-o-matic. The South Park episode in which he's won the award for taking the biggest crap in the world is priceless.
Possibly the shittiest, most pretentious concert I've ever attended was U2's (second to this was an REM concert during which I fantasized about alternating between hosing down and smacking Stipe in the mouth with a giant purple butt plug).
Submitted by sybil on October 27, 2008 - 2:57pm.
He has kids this age, what a creep!! I didn't think he cheated on Ali, it is a known fact he has a short, stubby penis!
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1. they're practically underage; 2. they're not hot
Chick on the left looks 12. gross.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 27, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Dirty ol man groping two young girls.
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yeah, put a santa suit on him and it'd be perfectly okay.
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Bacchus. Who's he? He's the god of why don't you read a fucking book.
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Dirty ol man groping two young girls.
I agree with CynicalGirl. Bono is an arrogant creep. During his concerts he brings teens on stage in order to make out with them and here he's pictured with teens sitting on his lap. I sincerely doubt if he stops there. Hopefully, he will be publicly exposed and humiliated for the piece of trash that he really is. I can't stand this fool!
Cheating? Who cares. I'm wondering why he picked such homely girls.
The blonde hasn't a clue but the brunette is all over it.
yes the blonde could be that stupid. i was at that age. totally clueless.
i predict surprise nudity from him to lure them in and warm them up.
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Bacchus. Who's he? He's the god of why don't you read a fucking book.
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Humptee and the Dumptees!
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A rich 48 year old man on a yacht in the South of France drinking champagne with two nearly naked teenage girls who are sprawled in his lap...sounds like good, clean, innocent fun, doesn't it? I mean, they're just "friends", right? I'm sure Bono's idiot fans believe that; they also believe that his turds don't stink. Now let me ask you: what 48 year old man has 19 year old female "friends"? I'd say a man who likes really, really young poontang. This kind of reminds me of Michael Jackson, a man who in his forties seeks out the company of 13 year old boys. HIS fans also say that it's perfectly innocent and that he just "loves children". HAH!
Whatever "humanitarian" work Bono does doesn't excuse the fact that he's an egomanical creep who has foisted off on the public the impression that he's been totally faithful to his wife, despite being away from her for months at a time and having women and girls fling themselves at him. He's a FRAUD! And boy, these pictures prove it. You'd have to be too dumb to live to think is anything but what it is: a gross older man enjoying a delightful sexual interlude with two nubile teenage sluts.
He has kids this age, what a creep!! I didn't think he cheated on Ali, it is a known fact he has a short, stubby penis! We saw him in concert back in the 80's and he was visibly aroused singing, "New Year's Day"....shame on him for having a dick that small!!
haha 2 girls 1 bono
Submitted by stake_spike on October 27, 2008 - 2:51pm.
He looks like their horny old dad.
Something about the chick in the bikini on his lap just screams dirty old man.
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See now that! Is what I'm talking about.
I think she's hot the same way Mr. President loves Aubrey O'Day. He knows it's wrong but he can't help himself.
It's her body language! She's so, like: O Daddy, I'm a dirty little girl *giggle*! You know? She looks like she wants to sprawl all over him and she's just barely containing herself.
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He looks like their horny old dad.
Something about the chick in the bikini on his lap just screams dirty old man. She looks slightly uncomfortable.
Submitted by not shocked on October 27, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Why is HE making bukkake face?
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Having said that - THIS is a good question, tho!
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Submitted by The C word on October 27, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 27, 2008 - 1:40pm.
So true. I think the problem is that they somehow JUST fell short of that status...lemme ask you something - would it be so upsetting if it was Mick Jagger?
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LOL, angel, it's not that upsetting!
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LOL! Actually, I didn't mean that YOU sounded so upset - I think I was referring to the thread as a whole.=)
It doesn't bother me. I don't know why but it really doesn't. People is people to me, I guess...
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Hmmmmmmmmm interesting, maybe her dad is his golf buddy, but for his familys sake I really hope this is innocent.
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This is photo is all kinds of wrong but I think it is probably innocent (if misguided). He's probably friends with their parents like Bob and the Geldof girls. I don't think these girls are quite hot enough to float his boat either. His standards are quite a bit higher. He was having an affair with Andrea Corr of The Corrs (Irish family band) for years and she's beautiful. Maybe he still is. Two pale and uninteresting 19 year olds don't really compare!
I read the story in the Mail, and the girl in question, who is currently 19, claims to have known him for a "few years". WTF?!?!?!? What grown man hangs around with 16 year olds?
Bono is helping solve world hunger two 19-year-olds at a time.
Submitted by angel_i on October 27, 2008 - 1:40pm.
So true. I think the problem is that they somehow JUST fell short of that status...lemme ask you something - would it be so upsetting if it was Mick Jagger?
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LOL, angel, it's not that upsetting!
But yes, IMO, it's still a dirty old man with a young girl sitting on his lap.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
MK - you summed that up perfectly. I wonder if his wife beleived it? creepy dirty old man. (him, not you)
Bono seems to suffer from the same affliction that Angeloonie does, must save 5 children after behaving like a skank disease.
I trully can't understand the need some people today have of posting their damn lives on the net... specially stupid kids. Besides, I don't think Bono is a damn saint because of his charity work. Charity or not, they are still greedy douches.
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I've seen (cute) Irish boys turn red like that when they are drunk
it's a 'tale-tale' sign always
missy on October 27, 2008 - 1:52pm
you said poo.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 27, 2008 - 1:40pm
I used to have bad dreams about Mick chasing me around and around with his big ole mouff open trying to kiss me and i couldnt stop crying. I was so scared!
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Dayum! You just made me want to do up Mick Jagger's face in clown makeup! LOL! (I am a big sister, after all;p)
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Submitted by KA on October 27, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Oh, and I saw U2 twice. Pink Floyd was still the better show :D
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FUCKIN HELL YES PINK FLOYD WAS THE BETTER SHOW!!!
ROGER WATERS VS. BONO?!?!?!
bono is just a pop star, and u2 is just a pop band.
oh, and bono is also poo.
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Oh, and I saw U2 twice. Pink Floyd was still the better show :D
This just made me laugh. It looks so staged. I couldn't believe for a second that Bono would be at all inappropriate with these two. If I was one of those two, I'd put the picture up on my Myspace too. With the caption OMG ME AND BONO Y'ALL!!!!!!!1!!
Meh, as long as he's keeping it legal who gives a fuck? Anyone who expects celeb manwhores to keep it in their pants just cuz they're married is delusional. It just don't happen that way. I'm sure his wife couldn't care less by now...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I read this story in the Mail and filed it under male mid-life crisis.
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Sounds exactly like my weekend.
Phil Collins is my favorite paw paw rocker type!
That bitch can feel coming int he air of night and shit! OH LAWWWWD!
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My number one is Sting. But, I definitely love me some Bono. Were I married to either one (or any kind of rock n roller for that matter), I'd get the frick over it. You know this mess is gonna crop up now and again. OR just snap his balls with a rubber band, kiss him full on the lips, then go out with your girls and have a good time, and then get over it.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 27, 2008 - 1:40pm.
So true. I think the problem is that they somehow JUST fell short of that status...lemme ask you something - would it be so upsetting if it was Mick Jagger?
angel_i, I love me some Mick Jagger, but the difference is: Jagger probably still goes after, (and gets), chicks young enough to be his granddaughters, whereas I think this Bono business is innocent.
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