It's Not What You Think
Saintly humanitarian and permanent sunglasses-wearer, Bono, was photographed on a £12million yacht in the South of France with two teenagers in bikinis. The two 19-year-old girls, Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson, posted the month-old pictures on their Facebook pages.
Andrea, the Tater Head-looking chick on the right, told the Daily Mail that nothing happened with married Bono. She said, "No...God no!’ she laughed. ‘God no! He’s a friend of mine and that’s pretty much it. I’m not going to get into details, but it’s a small world.." On her Facebook page, she said Bono called her ass up when he arrived in Cannes. They spent the day drinking champagne and walking along the beach before going back to The Edge's yacht.
We shouldn't jump to conclusions here! I'm sure Bono was just feeding the hungry girls....with his peen. NO! Of course, none of that happened. The yacht was on its way to Africa and the three spent their journey discussing important humanitarian issues. Bono thinks much better with boobies in his face, so that's why the girls are wearing bikinis. They're just doing their part to save the world!
Saint Bono isn't very well liked by the Irish people. This absolute cunt avoids paying Irish taxes by basing all his business in Holland even though he lives and records in Ireland most of the year. He refuses to pay taxes or give any money to charities in the country that gave him and his band their big break. He's building a massive fuck off extension on his house (http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/news-gossip/bono-aims-to-raise-t...) ruining the look of the area.
None of the Irish media has the balls to bad mouth him. Those pictures above that are doing the rounds in the US and UK haven't even been seen in any Irish press today. I had a keen eye out for them in all the newspapers and nothing. There was only a pissy story about Bono doing some sort of charity work abroad.
Fucking sick of the cunt.
Ali Hewson is a legend. Bless her for having to put up with this midget.
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Um, usually the only 'friends' that take pics like this are 'friends with benefits.' He's scummy.
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I never liked this guy, for some reason. And obviously after this I'm stickin with that...he looks like an old perv in a candy store, ew.
I'm sure Bono was just having a little chat with those two very young, impressionable, bikini wearing *cough**whores*. Probably had a *deep* discussion on military strategies of WWII or uh...Big Gulps slushies.
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I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I don't like him never did. This photo is all kinds of creepy. 1. Bono looks greasy 2. He has kids their age 3. He's been a big cheat for years
If you were Mrs. Bono, wouldn't you be at least troubled by your hubby's cavorting with nubile girls? Even more if he weren't rich and famous but just an ordinary guy? Or say it were your hubby or BF instead? I guess it's possible he dint actually poke them, but it don't look too good based solely on the photos.
i'd like to think bono is into his wife...and if he did cheat, he could do better than these things...
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I think I'm going to be the only one leaving a good comment on Bono here. Those girls are probably friends of his girls, and I bet Ali knows them. They were all somewhere in the vicinity when those snaps were taken, and of course didn't get in the picture. Ali and Bono have been married for 26 years, and I don't think a strong woman like Ali would put up with a cheating husband, and Bono would know his kids would see those pictures. He was probably putting on a show for all you people who think he's just this womanizer, now going for the teenagers. If you for one minute can't see the love that Ali ,and Bono have for each other you're blind. Ali being as strong as she is would just divorce him, and be one of the richest women in Ireland.
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We don't know that Bono cheats on his wife. I would like to think that he doesn't. If in fact he does, or has, not only would i lose respect for him, but also for his songs. People who cheat are selfish and are far from a place of goodness. If Bono participates in such acts it's just another reason, and for me a big reason, to lose more trust in people.
Stank,
I sho did, right outta high school. This little dwarf named Bobby (worked for the phone company) came in every day to buy a cigar, a Mountain Dew, and try to get with me.
I packed my damn bags and RAN to college after 3 months of that crap.
So I know there are nice midgets out there, but I'm permanently creeped out now.
Now that I realize "Bono-no" is a little person, I will not be fighting Ambien for his hand, or for his short, stubby.
Leona like her men BIG.
xo
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
I wonder if he's a fan of "Barely Legal"?
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
oh, those rock stars! always soo giving... to bikini clad women
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Leona- holy hell that's terrible. You worked at a Rite Aid?!
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Yes, he might have two girls on his lap, but that open mouth is ready to receive cock....a BIG cock; not a short, stubby one!!
Stank & Ambien--
I don't go for midgets, Irish or otherwise. I was sexually harassed by a dwarf when I was a teen working at a Rite-Aid.
Tigerlilly--ROTFL Go on wit' yo'self. <3
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
ambien: I am more of The Edge fan - but I know what you .
I've seen them live...too bad it was in CT
Nothing like a NY crowd!
Meh, much like Madonna, he's "past it". Actually if I were into manly chicks, I'd fuck Madonna before I'd fuck this old pussy...and I AM an old pussy!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by ambienAnnie on October 27, 2008 - 8:13pm.
anyone who has been to a U2 show should understand the panty- pealing power that Bono possesses
I know I heard that somewhere before?
I just find it hard to believe that this Irish midget can get the panty pudding flowing. But then again it does take all kinds. ;)
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
He may only have a short, stubby penis but he has most definitely waved that thing at women other than his wife. One chick from the lame Irish band the Corrs, and also Christy Turlington, to name a few. The douche is not faithful and nor has he done a damn thing for Africa, he only thinks about himself.
anyone who has been to a U2 show should understand the panty- pealing power that Bono possesses
o jesus
the E! updates just said that the innocent boy was shot several times
I feel like throwing up
"when I'm flat on my back I hope to feel like I did......and hardness it sets in.....you need some protection....the thinner the skin...."
-KITE
Ambien, chile...I just do not see the turn-on with the blumpies.
I want to puke whenever somebody farts around me.
I just cannot imagine.
Honey, please. You send me running for the baby wipes.
have mercy...
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
I find this picture disturbing, because he looks like my ex in it.
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
I'd blumpkin him
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on October 27, 2008 - 6:45pm.
BTW, that isn't Bono. It's an eyeglass frame designer named Keith "Brock" Brocoleri.
hahahahahaha. He doesn't go by "Broco"?
Pounded by Bono-no? Uh, more like tickled.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Nice to see Bono is starting to get his priorities straight. Enough of this saving the world bullshit, bring on the bikini bimbos!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
brunette biatch is smiling cause she knows her no-no hole and sniz is getting pounded later by Bono....so jealous :(
....If you want to kiss the sky
Better learn how to kneel
On your knees boy
So young and tender.
BTW, that isn't Bono. It's an eyeglass frame designer named Keith "Brock" Brocoleri.
@Ambien---LOL--where ya been all my life??
You funny, home-slice.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
It's called a no-no hole for a reason. Bono-no.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Submitted by ambienAnnie on October 27, 2008 - 6:02pm.
I'd let him do me in the no-no hole OVER and OVER again....
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Hey. Are you the girl sitting on his lap?;p
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they have no idea who BONO is and he doesn't care, he's BONO. :)
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"It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown". ABC. tuesday
he doesn't even need a dick, he can wear a strap on and I'd be perfectly happy...shit, he can just hold me in his short little irish arms and I'd fucking orgasm
@ambiemAnnie--
Caveat Emptor--did you miss the thread on "short and stubby"?
Time is money.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
@Upskrt: It's just the Klonopin talking.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
sheeps,
you're not homely enough to fill in for Carmody.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Why do I suddenly respect Bono even more?
upskt.com
It's EXACTLY what we think!
Clarisse, thanks for the links. I guess I'm a Farrell freak, too. That face & bod.
Shit, I have to get some work done.
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She's flat and that's that!
I'd let him do me in the no-no hole OVER and OVER again....
I'd like to apply to fill the role of Bono's "long-time friend and drinking companion Simon Carmody" when Simon is otherwise too busy.
Flatsy & Salem,
That Huffington Post article was creeptastic. I hope Bono's wife Ali wears a full-body condom when she gets with that.
That brunette girl looks infected with something.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
jiggywiddit:
Oh honey, its okay the tape was boring anyway. You don't have to pay for it, use Limewire, or were ever you download "free" music. Everything is free on the interwebs, you just have to be careful.
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Go Phillies!
This story was on huff post today. There was another guy with them in the pix.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entertainment/
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She's flat and that's that!
I wonder if Bono took donations from his friends on the yacht?
Salem 13, I miss out on all the hot sex tapes cuz I'm too cheap to pay for them.
I did date a guy once--never did the deed--because when we were in a hot clench (fully clothed)I never could feel it. Most guys I've clenched have been "glad to see me."
Figured that fella was not worth my time. Former paratrooper, too. Go figure.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Flatsy/Jiggy,
I've seen the tape...God was kind.
Cuz I'm a Farrell freak…
Check out these two vids of Colin on the Jonathan Ross show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wduloozjfG8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At6Y7M_KNlU&feature=related
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Crazy eyes are hot--aka Jonathan Rhys Myers.
Almost hypnotic.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK