HoHan Still Likes Dick
HoHan hasn't completely lost the craving for delectable dick. In fact, she's telling friends that SamRo is the only coochie she's interested in bumping it with. When their relationship goes the way of HoHan's career, she's going right back to dudes.
One friend tells Full Disclosure, “She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”
The friend also said that in an upcoming magazine interview, HoHan's going to proclaim she's strictly dickly and not a gayelle. Just call her Celestia.
You know, who needs labels? HoHan isn't a lezzie, she isn't straight, she's not bi, she's just a fucking slut! The same can be said for a lot of us. I mean, if Rojo Caliente rolled up in her Dodge pick-up and asked me to be hers, I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
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HA ha ha Im pictureinf MK with a "baby friend"!
HA HA HA! That little bebe would cut looks like that Zahara baby and cuss like ..... um ME!
He would teach it all kinds of nasty things to say and it would wear gold glitter diaper covers and little baby nipple pasties with tassels and
and would flip people off with his little baby finger when they are being little attention whores!
Awwwwww ha ha ah
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I have suspected for quite some time that Michaelk is a lesbian.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Oh, what the trampoline love ever!!! I think they both got what they wanted. Some point, lick and dart action and major exposure!
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Happy Halloweeny
Submitted by snowpiece on October 27, 2008 - 12:23pm.
greeny: i think it's the hair...I'm thinking of becoming a full on ginge
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I'm thinking sending MK pics of myself wearing nothing but a flannel shirt and a fully loaded toolbelt.
Ooh. Fully loaded toolbelt sounds dirty!
Farrah: with Rojo? i think MK's pretty genes would be fighting the fug (sorry Rojo)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
i do feel bad for SamRo. no one wants to be someone's little adventure. SamRo! If you pay my bills and cook me dinner I will be your woman, LOL wait, didn't I just say I was craving THE DICK?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Ooooohhhh yeah...my favorite things...shaft and marbles......all in my face.
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Ive been far away
when I see you face
my hearts burst into fire
-bullet for my valentine
HoHan should use her "versatility" to land some jobs in Hollywood...maybe she can hook up with some powerful Hollywood dykes to revive her career...SamRo is only a DJ and can't do shit for her. If you are going to eat chocha, at least put those skills to good work and pull an Anne Heche. LOL
Submitted by snowpiece on October 27, 2008 - 12:12pm.
how many of our hearts just broke knowing that Rojo is the only one getting MK's baby batter?
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but imagine what a beautiful baby that would be.. such a little angel.*sigh*
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
she is being a smart slut...she isnt burning any bridges. this way when she dumps sam all her options are still open. why get locked into one gender?
Snowy- an MK spawn would be a _________ sight to behold. I can't even think of the proper adjective for it. I can't decide if it would be horrifying or dazzling or horrifyingly dazzling or dazzlingly horrifying...
greeny: i think it's the hair...I'm thinking of becoming a full on ginge
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
if Rojo Caliente rolled up in her Dodge pick-up and asked me to be hers, I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
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HA HA HA HA! MK, you slay me.
But, like Snowpiece, I'm filled with jealousy over you being head-over-snatch in love with Rojo.
_Submitted by snowpiece on October 27, 2008 - 12:18pm.
I know Im going to have to go home for pizza today i think!
RARrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
DICK IS GOOD!
LMFAO!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Stupid fame whore....we KNEW you werent actually a lesbian. Get over yourself!!
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
oh God, Lo, now I want some dick
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Of course this has-been is still into dick when was ever NOT into dick? Bitch would do anything to keep herself relevant.
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Go Phillies!
Never thought she was a lesbian,always thought she was bi.Poor Sam should have known better.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Who didn't see this coming. Hohan is a traaaaaaammmmmp! She's already planning her exit strategy. Sorry, Chace Crawford already has a live in, and he gives fierce gay face! Yes, Ed, I mean you.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
nice friend
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Well who doesnt love Dick, MK, my precious?!?
I love dick too!
And you love dick!
And Lohan loves dick!
And so does her dad!
And so does her little sister and her mom!
And her grandmaw must have loved some dicks too, right?
Even straight men love dick! You must show the love to your own dicks! Youcant be all hater aide on your own dicks. Sooo.... We all love dick!
YAY DICK!
As peaches would say, "Eat a dick. Eat a big clit every day. What?"
On topic: GROSS LOHAN IS SO GROSS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
how many of our hearts just broke knowing that Rojo is the only one getting MK's baby batter?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Still trying to stay in the spotlight by any means necessary, huh Lindsey?
Poor Sam...she is just Hohan's little experiment. I can totally see her (sam) going totally stalker crazy when this ends.
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
SamRo needs to roll her tongue better if she wants to keep LezHo happy.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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