HoHan Still Likes Dick
HoHan hasn't completely lost the craving for delectable dick. In fact, she's telling friends that SamRo is the only coochie she's interested in bumping it with. When their relationship goes the way of HoHan's career, she's going right back to dudes.
One friend tells Full Disclosure, “She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”
The friend also said that in an upcoming magazine interview, HoHan's going to proclaim she's strictly dickly and not a gayelle. Just call her Celestia.
You know, who needs labels? HoHan isn't a lezzie, she isn't straight, she's not bi, she's just a fucking slut! The same can be said for a lot of us. I mean, if Rojo Caliente rolled up in her Dodge pick-up and asked me to be hers, I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
lohan probably still likes guys,lets be real if she liked muff,she can do better than who she hangs with now, they're bff's thats all
Submitted by chica robotica on October 27, 2008 - 10:38pm.
I mean, if Rojo Caliente rolled up in her Dodge pick-up and asked me to be hers, I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
this is some funny shit! lol....
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
snowpiece!!!!
You hot little skank!♥
I want some dick,too.
THREESOME!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
(uh.....you gotta find the guy)or NOT!☺
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 27, 2008 - 5:03pm.
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No shit.If a puss smells like fish the bitch has a bacterial infection.NAST.
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Rojo Caliente with a baseball bat
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
I mean, if Rojo Caliente rolled up in her Dodge pick-up and asked me to be hers, I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
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LOL. Seriously the funniest thing I've read... ever?
loozer on October 27, 2008 - 12:46pm.
No way, Mason Reese! I love it.
Seriously going in the way back machine.
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She's flat and that's that!
Her hoohah must be a lazy susan. Moving from man to man to Sam. Is it possible to get whiplash-of-the-snatch?
Two things:
1) I have never liked the term tube steak. Conjures up images of Ginsu knives.
2) Coochie doesn't smell fishy if it is aired out once in a while and is infection-free.
FYI to whom it may concern.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Submitted by Sheeps on October 27, 2008 - 4:05pm.
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Mmmmmm...meat...What? What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 27, 2008 - 1:57pm.
I'd feel bad for Sam Ro if she wasn't dumb enough to enter into an actual relationship with one of the biggest consumers of tube steak on the planet. She's asking to get Heched and as soon as a willing dick comes along who hasn't had a dip in Hohan's stink fish, she will. Hohan's meat starved twat will be permanently attached to his juicy sausage until he has to have it surgically removed.
Tiger, that's a lot of meat references in 3 sentences. Do I need to call the guards ahh-gain?
Didn't see this coming. *eye roll*
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
The lesbo thing is good for her. She looks good with Samantha.
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You know Lindsay, you could actually go to school, get a behind the camera career in producing or managing, and keep your love/sex life private. But I guess that's not an option for a Lowhan.
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I'd feel bad for Sam Ro if she wasn't dumb enough to enter into an actual relationship with one of the biggest consumers of tube steak on the planet. She's asking to get Heched and as soon as a willing dick comes along who hasn't had a dip in Hohan's stink fish, she will. Hohan's meat starved twat will be permantly attached to his juicy sausage until he has to have it surgically removed. Trust.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Methinks she is just updating her resume, making sure to REMIND everyone she will still Ho-down with anyone for a job.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Houstongirl- are you telling me the Anistonloonies and brangeloonies have their own facebook support groups??
CANNOT wait for the Facebook Wall "fights" and the Status messages! LOL
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I survived Hurricane Ike!!!
Submitted by loozer on October 27, 2008 - 12:46pm.
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LMAO! The spitting image of Rojo! *falls out of chair*
Submitted by Poopele on October 27, 2008 - 1:38pm.
She be a wild child...just like Michelle Obama who is now caught in a wild sex scandal!
Hey fuck you, you hateful, racist piece of shit!
Consider yourself reported.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
HoHan will fuck anything because she equates sex with love. She also has very low self-esteem, which she tries to hide with false bravado and overcompensation. She's a love-starved little girl who will take "love" any way and with anyone from whom she can get it. Hell, if a llama showed her a little interest, she'd be into beastiality. Maybe she's already tried that, too. Yeah, SamRo is going to be a very sad little gayelle when HoHan leaves.
Dick who?
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Not that a care about either of these twats, but I kind of feel bad for Sam. It's got to be very hard for a real gayelle in love with someone posing as one until the next cock comes along.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
So, essentially, she'd be going back in the closet to make herself globally marketable again. Wow, how desperate.
www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
""Home Depot! Here we come!""
Female sexuality tends to be more fluid than men's. Don't ask me how I know this.
BTW, I'm heading down to Home Depot and hope I can find me a Rojo Caliente with a big credit limit. I need some cabinets.
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
"She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next."
Translation: the crotch cooties are already packin' their shit up to move to the next victim
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
So boring I forgot to care.
Go away, Lindsay. No one likes you anymore.
silvara - awful! thanks for asking though love.
got way too much sad and stressful stuff goin on lately...
how about you?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Clarisse on October 27, 2008 - 12:34pm.
HoHan Still Likes Dick and Wino is Still a Crack-head.
In other breaking news, i need to get laid!
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And also, the sky is blue!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by loozer on October 27, 2008 - 12:46pm.
To be honest, I think any Rojo offspring would look like this:
http://www.handmadewebsites.com/mystuff/masonreese25.jpg
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LOL...if you hadn't said that, I would've thought that was a pic of Rojo Caliente as a child!
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Mrs. Gosling!
Shame on you and your bat bits!!! No-nice!!
Snowy!
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go,
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go!
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go,
We'll catch some cocks and put em in da box,
And then never let em go!
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
I mean, if Rojo Caliente rolled up in her Dodge pick-up and asked me to be hers, I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
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LOL!
PS. OF COURSE SHE SAYS THAT! That's a girl who needs boys. She didn't become a poster ho for no reason.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
To be honest, I think any Rojo offspring would look like this:
http://www.handmadewebsites.com/mystuff/masonreese25.jpg
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
@Missy
How you doin?
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Ooh. Edgy Lezzies.
I didn't even read it yet.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Lmao MK confuses me...
I got laid last night...and it was goooood =) just thought I would share and rub it your faces lol
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
I feel really sorry for Samantha and hope she kicks that whore to the curb! I'm hoping she has the self esteem to cut her losses and find someone real. If I were dating someone and he/she was shouting to the world that I was just his/her plaything of the moment, I'd kick them to the curb so fast their big head would be spinning! Fuck Lindsay! Marc and Charlotte it's time for an intervention!
clarrise: do you want to go on a dick hunt. my designated dick is not availble so i will go searching wid u!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I think a Mk & Rojo offspring would like this:
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t24/nankake/radar-prince.jpg
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
People are so quick to label others...what's wrong with being just a slut?! I don't think Lindsay has ever had a problem with being a slut, she sort of just goes with the flow...
Your face!
hohan needs attention from men specifically to validate herself.
as comforting as being with sam was, its not the type of twisted sexual attention that tells hohan "youre pretty. youre sexy. youre wanted."
she needs that or else she feels worthless.
ain't life fucking grand.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
She's got such high standards!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 27, 2008 - 12:34pm.
HoHan Still Likes Dick and Wino is Still a Crack-head.
In other breaking news, i need to get laid!
Snowy,
What are you doin later?
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Ooohh all this talk about peen is making me soooo peen thirsty..
Screw Snowy, I want you to put it in my mouth.I said my motherfu*kin moooouth. And you can just eat me out...
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Ive been far away
when I see you face
my hearts burst into fire
-bullet for my valentine
she still likes dick? NO WAY!!!!
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My head keeps spinning, I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful
-Dean Martin "Ain't That A Kick In The Head"
I can see Hohan bending Sam over and telling her "to take it like a man" minus the ky of course.
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
she only needs one label and that is: ignorant!
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for fitness & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with strong guys?
Like I said, when you're bi, no matter what you're getting, you're thinking about what you're not getting.
I'd say samro better stock up on kleenex and ben-and jerry's. Lilo's getting restless, and the quickest way to end a healthy relationship and embark on a path of self-degradation is public infidelity....
HoHan Still Likes Dick and Wino is Still a Crack-head.
In other breaking news, i need to get laid!
Snowy,
What are you doin later?
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Oh Michael K. Your Celestia comment made me spit out my morning tea.
Love you!