Wino Isn't In The Tank
Last night, I posted some shit about Amy Wino going to rehab again. Well, according to her spokesbitch, I was lie-telling. They claim Wino isn't at The Clinic to dry out, but that she's there to be treated for a chest and lung infection. I'm not a doctor or anything, but don't you need lungs in order to have a lung infection? Wino's lungs probably quit that bitch a long ass time ago. They're on a plane to the Caribbean with her crackhive.
Wino's rep told People: “Amy is in hospital being checked out with for a chest infection. She is not back in rehab. She should be fine and is expected to return home soon.”
Since Wino's already there, can't they just handcuff her to the bed? Shit, they should call that trailer witch from "True Blood" to come down with her possum to get the demon out of her!
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her crackpox are disappearing as her sideburns are growing
Glad to see she's staying retro. Her look has gone from Ronnie Spector to Ena Sharples (Brits and Canucks will get this reference) in the span of one weekend.
Anyone else out there love the song "Sittin' in a Bar" by Rehab?
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I thought she was the coal miner's daughter.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
On the other side of her face is an open yet scabby sore that looks exactly like she put a lit cigagrette out on her jaw.
WHATEVER they wanna call it, RIGHT ON. She needs to be in their for at least a year, and Mitch W needs to follow Daddy Spears' example and just STFU and take care of business! His daughter doesn't need a spokesbitch; she needs a dad who'll put her endangered life first, guh.
will.i.am on October 27, 2008 - 12:00pm.
She looks like Rosario the maid off Will & Grace in that picture.
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She went to rehab for a lung infection? What's wrong with this picture?
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i'm going to need to check myself into the loony bin for what i'm about to say......
BUT!
she looks half decent there. you can't see the awful teeth or the yellowed skin. with the makeup off her face you can see that if she weren't so screwed up she'd be a pretty girl. and her hair is wrapped up so you can't see the nasty greasy mess that it usually is.
ok... now i'm off to the loony bin. ciao!
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The spokesperson said the lung problem is the result of Amy's former work as a coal miner.
Submitted by Deb on October 27, 2008 - 1:25pm.
She was probably chain-smoking Marbs in her hospital bathroom.
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of course!
you wouldnt be a junkie in a non-smoking institution if you DIDNT smoke butts in the hospital bathroom!
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She was probably chain-smoking Marbs in her hospital bathroom.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
My death pool vote: She'll be dead before X-mas.
Wow, she's hasn't look this well in ages! No gross makeup and wig does wonders for her.
Now she's into the hip-hop look? She looks better because you can't see her crackhive or her emaciated body! Plus she's not even smiling so you can't see her fucked up teefs...see it's all coming up roses here!
Your face!
I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for fitness & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with strong guys?
I saw those close ups of her teefs and OMG...its obvious she hasn't worried much about personal hygiene. So disgusting!!!
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on October 27, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Her life is such a mess but she actually looks good in the pic.
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It's the angle - go check out the other side of her face in yesterday's Amy post. Ugh.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
“Amy is in hospital being checked out with for a chest infection. She is not back in rehab....
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We TRIED to make her go to rehab but...
well you know the rest.
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Her life is such a mess but she actually looks good in the pic.I think she will get or already has Hep B or C and she is damn lucky she does not have HIV or AIDS.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Where is her Members Only jacket??
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
But.Seriously.Folks thank god for MK to bring a smile to our faces!
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today fucking sucks ass
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Miss: I know, it does.
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I'm in agreement with y'all. First of fucking all, it's Monday. Second my budget is shot to hell and I just got paid Friday. Third, all the damn news this weekend has been bad: The whole JHud tragedy, the news anchor who was beaten to death, the four cheerleaders who died in a car crash...I'm grateful I'm fine and my family's fine but it's one of those days when earth just seems like a big rock randomly spinning out of control.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
She looks like Rosario the maid off Will & Grace in that picture.
LOVE THE EFFING SORES ON YOUR FACE BARFBAG!
Amy isn't going to rehab until she wants too. I think she is so far gone it is just a matter of time before she dies. Shame.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
She actually been staying out of the papers these days it seems and she looks a hell of a lot better than usual in that photo.
all she's missing is a broom
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Is that a recent picture? If it is, she actually looks a LOTTT better.
Of course she's not in the tank, my septic was just pumped out this morning.
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today fucking sucks ass
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OF COURSE she's not in rehab!. OF COURSE she's there for a REAL illness!. yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda......
WTF....they are just ALWAYS going to play down whats REALLY going on?? Always some bullshit story...."oh, she's only got a fucking cold...blah blah"...STFU already!!! She's a super sick woman in need of serious help.
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
It's not even a trailer, it's a fucking bus with vines growing in it.
And why is she dressed like a Culture Club background singer circa 1985??
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
smooches Amy
I ♥ you.
Team Wino.
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Emphysema
COPD
Lung Cancer
Swollen/Bleeding Lungs.
Yeah boy! that crack is some fun stuff.
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
She's very sickly. I hope she doesn't have a House In Virginia...
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
I hope she will take this as a sign from the gods and actually do something smart for once. When they're done cleaning out the lung thingmajig, Amy really should just check into rehab. Isn't it in the same building anwyway?
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Nothing shocking, nope!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Mel Tang - are there pics?
Yep uh huh, she's just fiiiiiiiiine. Nothing another 8 ball won't cure.
Fucking enablers.
Same Shit, Different Day.
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Wino isn't in rehab- she was partying with the Hollywood elite last night! She had white residue coming out of her nose and landing on her big mole, though. She needs to watch that.
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She seems so cuddly. I'd love to snuggle up next to her ashtray smelling body and listen to the death rattle emanate from her chest.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
I fucking love her outfit!!!!!!
But in all seriousness ...I hope she can recover from her addictions..it is horrible to see someone slowly killing themselves, and she is so talented and has so much to offer
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When Wino finally kicks, I bet they could make her lungs into purses.
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