Everything's Better With A Little Rickman In It
Alan Rickman has joined the cast of Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland" in the role he was born to play: The Caterpillar! Alan dressed in a sexy caterpillar costume and smoking a hookah!? I can't. His voice is already like a smoke of warm velvet, so I can already imagine what he's going to sound like as The Caterpillar. You better bring some Kleenex to clean up your ear orgasms.
Another Burton veteran, Christopher Lee, will also lend his skills to the movie, but it's not known what role he's going to play. Some seem think he's going to play The White Knight.
The rest of the cast includes Johnny Depp (Mad Hatter), Mia Wasikowska (Alice), Helena Bonham Carter (The Red Queen), Anne Hathaway (The White Queen), Michael Sheen (Cheshire Cat), Matt Lucas (Tweedledee/Tweedledum) and Crispin Glover (Knave of Hearts). Of course, Danny Elfman is doing the score.
This shit comes out in 2010, so that gives you plenty of time to perfect your pot brownie recipe. You know this crap is going to be best viewed with a few scrumptious chocolate weed cakes.
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Yummy yum yum yummers.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Submitted by TT99 on October 27, 2008 - 9:32pm.
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He's good at being good yet he's better when he's being bad...
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Submitted by z-listed on October 27, 2008 - 10:03pm.
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Reason number 87634567536474595053435 to love Alan Rickman... *sigh* If I were you, I would have run to him and ask him to tell me something -ANYTHING- in that voice. He's the only man that can make the phrase "Turn to page 394" sound like porn! _______________________________________________
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I LOVE Alan Rickman!!!!!
I saw him once in London. There was a long queue at one of the rail stations for a taxi. I was idly looking around and noticed that all of the line from the front to about half-way back was turned around and looking at something. It was Alan Rickman.
There he was, standing in line just like a regular person, waiting for a taxi. Now you know if he had been one of our Hollywood Divas he would have had a ton of security and other members of an entourage hanging all around him and they would have been pushing him to the front, demanding that he go first.
No, not our guy. He patiently waited like everyone else and smiled if he made eye-contact with anyone. And no one bothered him, but we did have to look! How civilized on both his part and that of the crowd. Couldn't ever happen here in the US!
Just one more reason I would love to live in England!
I remember Alan Rickman from when I was a kid. I believe I masturbated to him at a very young age. Even though he was the bad guy on Die Hard. "Get the Detonators!" He was hot. I shoulda been rubbing my clit to Bruce Willis, but I always love the bad guy.
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No PB today
"That picture makes me look like a sociopath." - Theodore Bagwell
that man is so sexy it hurts. will definitely see this ... Rickman and Depp in the same movie is too much...
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Submitted by devilgirl on October 27, 2008 - 11:26am.
Devilgirl, I am so sorry your beautiful boy kitty died. It sounds like you had a wonderful life with him for 18 years. There must have been so much joy in those years.
You will miss him dearly but you will treasure those memories.
Hugs.
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Wyle E Coyote
I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
Alan Rickman - man of my teenage fantasies!
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Wyle E Coyote
I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
Submitted by texannewlywed on October 27, 2008 - 8:45pm.
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WORD!
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Rickman's voice is made for phone sex! He could read the phone book and it would send me over. So sexy and oh so yummy. The gray hair is a nice touch.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on October 27, 2008 - 8:02pm.
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I also wanna do that regardless of the status of my sex life. LOL!
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Dear god I just wanna rub my crotch all over his face.
Did I mention that I haven't gotten laid in nine months?
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 27, 2008 - 7:17pm.
He was amazing as the villainous Hans Gouber in 'Die Hard'. Greatest Christmas movie EVER.
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"The circuits that cannnot be cut are cut automatically in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the FBI."
Seriously, it's not Christmas unless you watch that movie! LOL
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I love Dogma.
I am very excited for this movie. Excellent cast. Can't wait.
@Sheeps, :) Sorry, I just don't know how many people know if Carroll's "photographic" backround. Now when I think of Alice In Wonderland I wonder what he did to the real Alice. I'm just morbid like that..
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Dogma was incredibly funny. I loved him in "Rasputin", "Truly Madly Deeply", "Sense and Sensibility", "Die Hard", the mini-series "The Barchester Chronicles" ... I could go on all day! He was the best thing in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves". If Alan Rickman hadn't been in it, that movie would be impossible to watch, so I guess Kevin Costner should thank his ass big time. Btw, Alan Rickman is what made the Harry Potter movies tolerable for me. He should be in all the scenes while the teens just take the back seat, not the other way around. LOL.
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He was amazing as the villainous Hans Gouber in 'Die Hard'. Greatest Christmas movie EVER.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 27, 2008 - 7:09pm.
You might be right. Next you're going to suggest Jacko is something more than a childlike entertainer with a falsetto and rouge.
BTW I love "nonce" but I just use it in the formal sense. I bet Brits would giggle....
Submitted by Sheeps on October 27, 2008 - 7:07pm.
My personal opinion was that he was a nonce. Same with the guy who wrote Peter Pan.
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 27, 2008 - 5:28pm.
By the way Lewis Carroll took indecent pictures of little girls with their parents permission. Which I found sickening.
True (boys, too, I think?). I recall the outcome was ambiguous and covered up in a typically Victorian way. He def was drawn to the innocence of childhood over the adult world.
LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM...especially in DOGMA.
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
I JUST CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEE* I love Alan Rickman, he's the BEST! MK is right, we'll have to bring a box of kleenex to clean our ear orgasms... Fuck it! I'll just bring my bed sheets and be done with it.
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Best. movie. ever.
http://www.myspace.com/12005637
more importantly
http://www.last.fm/user/sky_is_lovely
No Steve Buscemi?
That blows monkeys...I'll watch if its anything like Steve's genius SNL Mad Tea Party:
http://www.videosift.com/video/SNL-The-mad-tea-party-with-Steve-Buscemi
He's had a good villian streak
Sheriff of Nottingham
Professor Snape
Die Hard
Im interested in this one.
Hmmm... never did read the book as a child. Only saw bits and pieces of the Disney flick.
By the way Lewis Carroll took indecent pictures of little girls with their parents permission. Which I was found sickening.
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Awesome, Alan Rickman rules.
Although, they could have just said Crispin Glover was going to be in it and I would have been sold. I have an odd fixation with Crispin Glover.
TITS,
I know he has done "Return of The Native"...cuz i own that one!! Vurrrrry Nice!
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
looks like that fella from "Home Improvement."
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
This reminds me...one of my friends is (SO LUCKILY) friends with him (they worked on Harry Potter together) and he told me that they went to one of his shows with his Mum. He took his Mum backstage to meet Rickman, seeing she had a huge crush on him...and he greeted them in his BATH ROBE. I think I would have died.
OMG. Depp AND Rickman? eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Has he recorded any audio books? For his voice I would try one.
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Bacchus. Who's he? He's the god of why don't you read a fucking book.
Dead Like Me
He is uber zexy! And talented.
God, how I love this man. He gave me an uncurable obsession with Severus Snape...so suffice to say I will see this...
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"We all go a little mad sometimes."
~~Norman Bates
Helena should play the cheshire cat with MONKEY EARS! Haha. ;P
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CRISPIN GLOVER! I LOVE him! I will see this film only to see Crispin. Otherwise, leave it to Tim Burton to take this hallucinaginic classic and turn it into a black & white piece of dusty turd.
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Couldn't have cared less about seeing this film, but now knowing that Alan Rickman will be in it - I can't wait!
The Four Yorkshiremen - Alan Rickman, Eddie Izzard, Vic Reeves, Harry Enfield
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lb-2VaJYPw
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It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
Devilgirl, so sorry about your cat. I have three myself that are wonderful friends to me, my hubby and my kids.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I second Mrs. K. Alan Rickman owns my heart (along with Hugh Laurie).
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
Hot damn! I'd quit my day job to spend one day with this man. I love him so. he's so amazingly good looking, it's not even funny.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Thanx everyone for the kind words. It means a lot to know that if no where else, Dlisted ho's and bitches care. As for the bf, we were broken up for 7 months and he begged for a second chance- I deserve what I have gotten for being a stupid fool and thinking he actually meant it. If Figgy hadn't turned up his kitten toes today, I would be going Eileen Wournos on his denim mini skirt with ruffle cheating ass. Shit, that didn't even make any sense.
Ugh pot brownies make me so ill afterwards, I think I'd prefer some mushroom tea!
Your face!
I saw his profile on fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Love him!He is so hot!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I ♥ Alan Rickman truly, madly, deeply.
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LOVE Alan Rickman. I love that MK said his voice was like warm velvet because I've always said his voice was like liquid velvet!
You know, Snape wasn't supposed to be sexy, but once they cast Rickman in the part, it was too late.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Yay! I love Alan Rickman.
Devilgirl...
Hugs and smooches to you.
it's hard to lose your best friend :(
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aaaaw Devilgirl =( today is a shitty day indeed and dump that dumb ass b/f of yours ...if thats what feels right for you ofcourse
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