Smile Wino, You're Going To The Clinic AGAIN!
Our little Crackie of Camden put on her Saturday best and skipped off to rehab in London yesterday for like the billionth time this year. Hopefully, it'll stick this time!
Wino was taken to The Clinic (DUN DUN DUN) by her friend Blake Wood. Mitch Wino got on his soap box and told The News of the World that Wino just has a "chest infection" (aka a crack cough). Then Daddy Wino sang them a fucking aria, performed his comedy routine over the phone and promised to send their asses some autographed pictures of himself. Get your eye and ear plugs out, because now that Wino is back in rehab, Daddy Wino is not going to shut up his lips.
Below are a few more pictures of the Crackie of Camden flashing her delicious burnt butter teefs while making her way into the tank for more fun and games. Yes, I'm fully aware that she looks like a hobo rat with a bad case of meth pox who just crawled out of a dirty toilet, but that's not my issue with her appearance.
I'm concerned about the fact that her crackhive is missing! Put out a fucking APB! If the crackhive is not with her, shit must be serious. You know that scared crackhive is hiding under her bed, rocking itself to sleep to stop the visions. Don't you worry your hairy little head, Crackhive! Everything will be alright now that Wino is back in The Clinic, right? As long as she eats the Jello, she'll be fine. Eat the Jello, Wino! And then soak those teefs in some OxiClean!
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Submitted by Leona on October 26, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Fuck, that was HER? I thought that was a Baby Ruth!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by ingbot on October 26, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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Thanks,but I am confused(shocker)do I divide or multiply?
PLEASE forgive me I am an asshole at math,among other things.....lol
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 26, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Big Brown the Kentucky Derby winner had better teeth.
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True. -And, something else Big Brown that rhymes with teeth.
Well, maybe I'm 'stretching a bit' so here's a link:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/rectocele/DS00704/DSECTION=symptoms
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Even a Keith Richards-style blood change isn't going to help at this point. I wonder if the iPod touch will come loaded with Wino's greatest hits.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I will not be shocked if she is dead by year's end.
Dang, Triscuit, have some class. I'm trying to drink some half and half here...LOL.
DeeDee, I'm good, girl, just crazy as hell.
What did I do for a life before DListed?
@anna hannah--I'm pretty sure that IS a hole in her face. My crazy aunt Maude had a turban like that and she was a schiz. gave out turds on Halloween instead of candy. No lie. Straight from the cat box. Nobody can force a whackjob to take their medicine.
When got her 5150 they tried to stick her in the ass with a shot of Prolixin, and she just tighten her butt cheeks and messed that crap up.
Crazazy.
So,er, check your kid's "candy" before they eat it. trust.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
The Clinic: "We're afraid, Ms. Winehouse, there's nothing we can do for you. Now go and don't return."
Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 9:38pm.
I wonder what her breath is like.
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Just remember it was YOU who made me GO there but...
Here goes...
The Crypt Keeper's no-no hole.
Looks like she's been drinking a ton. Mmmmm...she needs to stay in rehab for a couple of years or something, geez!
Your face!
@Sheeps. Prolly not, but he comes with one helluva' fuel injector. *pokes you and giggles like the huge dork she is*
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
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Submitted by Manimal5 on October 26, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Big Brown the Kentucky Derby winner had better teeth.
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Big Brown took fewer horse tranquilizers.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Between Barack with his rolled up sleeves like he's EVER done a hard days labor in his life and Wino the lost soul of winoville who just doesn't seem to give a fuck and half a Palin and her balooned faced fucktard overly stuffed in a shirt underdouche and Mickey Mouse the lost voter and my period the ever crampy cunty bitch from hell...yeah. Life. Great!
Hahahaha TV! I think it depends on how hard you shake her x the length of time it takes "her" pimp shows up.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Big Brown the Kentucky Derby winner had better teeth.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by NitWitty on October 26, 2008 - 9:36pm.
Bet he can't break down a lawnmower like Rodrigo can.
I wonder what her breath is like.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
Oh Sweet God, look at her fingernails. Who could be smiling like that with fingernails as gross as that? Oh wait, yes, a crackhead.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 26, 2008 - 9:31pm.
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Eggzackery! My lap is what keeps my IT man on the job.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Leona on October 26, 2008 - 9:30pm.
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LOL♥
Your post made me spit(and not semen)
ew.that was gross.sorry.
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
Thanks Leona. I loves me some Simpsons. How are you tonight?
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 26, 2008 - 9:31pm.
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You KNOW I live in NJ!
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
Rosie the Riveter on crack.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Benji Madden gave me the calculator.Then he effed my cat.
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 26, 2008 - 9:23pm.
After all the economic turmoil, the total of that deposit is now $1.37.
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and sadly the Fed can only provide insurance for accounts of one dollar or less as of midnight last night.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
New Jersey math: the prostitute charges $20 for a hummer, then turns out to be a dude. How long do you have to shake a bitch to get the price difference, $5, back?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 26, 2008 - 9:28pm.
What you do with your so-called "It" guy on your lap is none of my business.
DeeDee, I wish I had your siggie. It rocks.
Dot, can we really trust your math? *cough--self taught butternut squash--cough, cough*
Your kid should tell the teacher to take all that change to the CoinStar and exchange it for cash. Count the bills. I'd give the kid an A for enterprise.
Gonna go finish reading Twilight now (you know I'm smart.)
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
THANK YOU SKANKS!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
nanoop & I are doing the same thing in a diff way - I'm sure
and i forgot to tell ya to sum the totes
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Submitted by Sheeps on October 26, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 26, 2008 - 9:20pm.
My Daughter needs help w/her fucking math homework,HELP GUYS!
Divide each amount by the decimal: 0.01, 0.05, etc. Then add.
hahahahaha. I'm too tipsy for math.
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MOM? IS THAT YOU?
Please stop drinking and come back upstairs and help me.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
Sheeps! OMG! I can't believe you just said that. I've got "my" IT guy on my laptop while it's connected to my phone..I spent over an hour trying to figure out how to get here and a few other places via the phone, he just did it in all of 10 minutes..LMAO
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Triscuit on October 26, 2008 - 9:20pm.
off topic---My Daughter needs help w/her fucking math homework,HELP GUYS!
In the past year a grocery store
deposited
6 million pennies
3 million nickles
4 million dimes
2 million quaters
what is the total bank deposit?
Bust out yer calkielater!
6000000 X .01
3000000 X .05
4000000 X .10
2000000 X .25
Add the totals, but don't forget your decimals!
Remember millions have 6 zeroes after the number of millions.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 26, 2008 - 9:20pm.
off topic---My Daughter needs help w/her fucking math homework,HELP GUYS!
In the past year a grocery store deposited
6 million pennies
3 million nickles
4 million dimes
2 million quaters
what is the total bank deposit?
(dude,this is fifth grade math and I am fucking stumped)
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same order
divide by 100
divide by 20
divide by 10
divide by 4
I'm not a mathy but I'm pretty sure
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^Honky mom for Obama~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Look at phote #5, it looks like there's a hole in her face, it's actually rotting away. This girl is dying from the inside out and here's the proof.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 26, 2008 - 9:20pm.
My Daughter needs help w/her fucking math homework,HELP GUYS!
Divide each amount by the decimal: 0.01, 0.05, etc. Then add.
hahahahaha. I'm too tipsy for math.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CHILD?
A. You are NOT ugly but you are destroying yourself into UGLY.
B. You dress yourself like a homeless person when I know damned well you have more money than THAT. PLEASE.
C. You actually have fucking TALENT and I don't want you and Karen Carpenter swapping "what I didn't eat yesterday" stories any time soon.
D. Your mother should stalk your ass and force you to recover with everything she has the power to do with. I don't see one fucking juror with half a brain that could fault a mother for doing that.
blech. She's such a waste. I just have no patience for her. I'd rather read a Lily Allen post - and that's really not a good thing. :\
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^Honky mom for Obama~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Damn. That is not just sad, it's GROSS.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 26, 2008 - 9:20pm.
After all the economic turmoil, the total of that deposit is now $1.37.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Has girlfriend brushed them teefs this year? Lord a'mercy!!! My poor eyes have never seen such yellow on teefs before!!! I hope they have toothpaste in rehab.
*plotting new iPhone* Who am I kidding? The video feature on my current cell is too techy for me. *plotting sale of new iPhone*
Forget the toothbrush, she's going to need a shovel when she finally gets around to brushing those teefs.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
In the headline picture she looks like her eyes is all gunked up with neosporin or Vaseline.
WTF???
As for the crack hive, maybe Russell Brandt stole it.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
off topic---My Daughter needs help w/her fucking math homework,HELP GUYS!
In the past year a grocery store deposited
6 million pennies
3 million nickles
4 million dimes
2 million quaters
what is the total bank deposit?
(dude,this is fifth grade math and I am fucking stumped)
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
Nice to see she busted out the candy corn teef in honor of Halloween.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Loving the Carnac getup. Looks like somebody could use some industrial-strength Crest Whitestrips.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I can't believe that they let her go this far, hope she finally gets the help she needs.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Teefers! Wino come on! So many people are rooting for you. *in my best Rob Schneider voice* YOU CAN DO IT!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson