Smile Wino, You're Going To The Clinic AGAIN!
Our little Crackie of Camden put on her Saturday best and skipped off to rehab in London yesterday for like the billionth time this year. Hopefully, it'll stick this time!
Wino was taken to The Clinic (DUN DUN DUN) by her friend Blake Wood. Mitch Wino got on his soap box and told The News of the World that Wino just has a "chest infection" (aka a crack cough). Then Daddy Wino sang them a fucking aria, performed his comedy routine over the phone and promised to send their asses some autographed pictures of himself. Get your eye and ear plugs out, because now that Wino is back in rehab, Daddy Wino is not going to shut up his lips.
Below are a few more pictures of the Crackie of Camden flashing her delicious burnt butter teefs while making her way into the tank for more fun and games. Yes, I'm fully aware that she looks like a hobo rat with a bad case of meth pox who just crawled out of a dirty toilet, but that's not my issue with her appearance.
I'm concerned about the fact that her crackhive is missing! Put out a fucking APB! If the crackhive is not with her, shit must be serious. You know that scared crackhive is hiding under her bed, rocking itself to sleep to stop the visions. Don't you worry your hairy little head, Crackhive! Everything will be alright now that Wino is back in The Clinic, right? As long as she eats the Jello, she'll be fine. Eat the Jello, Wino! And then soak those teefs in some OxiClean!
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Her teefs are the result of, 'waiting with baited breath.'
Apparently, she used the day old cod as bait...
Stealing Slutty's entendre' 'cuz she can't wait around forever for Slutty to walk thru the door she opened. It's Sookie's last night of the season, for Pete Wentz's sake!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by DeeDee on October 26, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Nitty! Where's my poem of lurve?
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The was a pretty,young lass named DeeDee
Who spent too much time on her knee-knees
Fled her house one day to seek Asian men
Stopped at a bar and drank some tonic & gin
Consumed so much she felt drunk and a burn
Got in a big hurry and made a wrong turn
So instead of feasting on sushi and sake
She woke up in Tijuana with a sore kolache
Halle Berry should have one on one time with Amy just in case Spike Lee comes knocking again; ain't nothin' like the real thing, you know?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I cannot believe she hasnt died yet... i am bored
xoxox
The war isn't working.
So Wino is going to the The Clinic. That place looks like you check in but you don't check out.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
She needs to join the new crew on Dr Drew celeb rehab
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I just want to pressure wash this poor child.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Yes Trisk seems like a sweetie.
O FUCK i'm missing Mad Men!
toodles aLL
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
wait are we sure that Wino wasnt in Chicago and doesnt have that Hudson kid?
xoxox
The war isn't working.
ON topic-she prolly smells like BIG FOOT'S DICK!
*you like the"Anchorman" reference,don't cha?"
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
Hey gyeah:
I can totally relate. I always say "O there you are! Hi!" in my head but it rarely makes it to the keys....
HEY TRISCUIT!
(I try to hit up Triscuit, tho, cuz she always gives me extra special love=)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Only a pressure washer full of bleach will clean Wino's teeth.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Mr. President on October 26, 2008 - 9:59pm.
My apartment is cleaner than Wino's teeth.
I bet!
A wino's butthole is cleaner that The Wino's mouf. Jesus H! I have resisted looking at these pictures up close, oh hell no.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Her kerchief is covering up the steel trusses, guy-wires, and pylons that hold The Hive in place.
OMG, Amy. Just do it and get it over with and live. You have barely anything left to salvage as it is. Already the body you're leaving yourself to live in...well, what the fuck is gonna happen - IF you get over this - in five years? Ten? Do you think you even have that long now? And speaking of boring - how boring will it be when you gotsta monitor your every move - eating, working, crackie dancing - because you're so frail? Gah! I hate this.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by angel_i on October 26, 2008 - 10:09pm.
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Hey my favorite D~listed slutty skank!
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I am feeling very lovey~dovey tinight.Do you think it is from the five tabs of E I took?
(KIDDING)
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
Hi angel_i, TITS, et al. Don't mean to be rude with not greeting people usually my attantion span is nil to zero. Butt heyz!
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Submitted by Triscuit on October 26, 2008 - 9:20pm.
off topic---My Daughter needs help w/her fucking math homework,HELP GUYS!
In the past year a grocery store deposited
6 million pennies
3 million nickles
4 million dimes
2 million quaters
what is the total bank deposit?
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equals:
HOW FUCKING BORING!
Poor kid.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by MJF on October 26, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Incidentally, my answer for the pop-quiz question is $750,000.00. But I'd like to qualify my answer with the fact that I failed basic algebra....twice.
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LOL!! i googles basic algebra
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Submitted by Mr. President on October 26, 2008 - 9:59pm.
My apartment is cleaner than Wino's teeth.
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Yalai!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Mr. President on October 26, 2008 - 9:59pm.
My apartment is cleaner than Wino's teeth.
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They have rehabs for clean-a-holoics as well. However, I don't think you'll have to worry about running into Amy there.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Mr. President on October 26, 2008 - 9:59pm.
My apartment is cleaner than Wino's teeth.
Most landfills are cleaner than Wino's teef.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 26, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by gyeah on October 26, 2008 - 9:50pm.
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RIGHT?????
I am trying to watch the Phillies game,not do fuck bullshit math!
*wink*
kidding,I ♥ my babies!
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LOL!! Word up!
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
I am gonna get all mushy for a minute...I really appreciate and love all you guys for helping me!
For real.
Thanks.
The assfuck I live with wouldn't even help us.
I♥ you guys so much!
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
@ Nitty
That's ok mah lil' moonpie. And next time make Rodrigo eat his sandwich at the table instead of at your crotch.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 9:54pm.
I've been procrastinating for 2 hours and hanging out here....
You could join my Procrastinators Club, we never actually had a meeting though, we'll get around to it someday.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by MJF on October 26, 2008 - 9:58pm.
Sheeps = Teacher's pet
hahahahaha. In parochial school, that wasn't always a good thing.
My apartment is cleaner than Wino's teeth.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 9:54pm.
What, Marty Feldman can't have a sexy look?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Sheeps = Teacher's pet
LMAO at how wrong my answer was!!! It's just like 9th grade....and 10th.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Now that Gary Busey has teamed up with Dr. Drew on celebrity rehab, there could be hope for her yet.
The sanest days are mad
Slutty, take a cue from Wino here..Sexy times don't pay the bills, they just keep the guy writing you while he's in jail!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Incidentally, my answer for the pop-quiz question is $750,000.00. But I'd like to qualify my answer with the fact that I failed basic algebra....twice.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by Sheeps on October 26, 2008 - 9:53pm.
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THANK YOU HONEY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
Hey Papa Winehouse, ship our poor Amy over here to Southern Indiana, we have beautiful cornfields, hiking trails thru peaceful woods, no crack, taverns that play country rock if we feel like dancing. I'll take her on long healthful walks, she can pet my cat Sammy, that will calm her down, we will maybe have a beer or two, but other than that, it's all straight and narrow sh*t...she has too much talent to let her fry out...please let me help her..I have an extra room, plenty of fresh air and open air exercise might bring her right around...if not we could go to nursing homes and read to the elderly orphans...that puts perspective on one's life...worth a try?
She seems intent on killing herself, so I don't think another stay in rehab is going to make any difference.
Any normal person would look in the mirror and freak and head for help on her own!
Dem teef need muriatic acid.
Dee Dee my lurve,
my lil' kolache.
I got nothin left,
except the crumbs in my crotchy.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
I've been procrastinating for 2 hours and hanging out here....however I think I'm gonna have to go soon, hubby is either giving me sexy glances or I put the shock collar too tight around his neck. I'll wait a few minutes, if he doesn't get the Marty Feldman look, then I'll know he was giving me sexy glances.
Triscuit:
6,000,000 X 0.01 = $60,000
3,000,000 X 0.05 = $150,000
4,000,000 X 0.10 = $400,000
2,000,000 X 0.25 = $500,000
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$1,110,000 (as Ingbot said)
Submitted by gyeah on October 26, 2008 - 9:50pm.
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RIGHT?????
I am trying to watch the Phillies game,not do fuck bullshit math!
*wink*
kidding,I ♥ my babies!
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison
Submitted by . on October 26, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 26, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Nasty!
Big Brown the Kentucky Derby winner had better teeth.
Even this horse can't stop laughing.
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/laughing_horse_teeth.jpg
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
That is surely an exit wound on her cheek left by a desperate mass exodus of her remaining molars.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
*snickers* Thidwick.
Nitty! Where's my poem of lurve?
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Well Triscuit, you're crackers (har har) but it looks like I'm good for a gross out, too.
No "hard" feelings indeed. I have a soft spot for all you ho's.
Good luck with the math, people. *shudders*
Over and out.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Submitted by Triscuit on October 26, 2008 - 9:20pm.
off topic---My Daughter needs help w/her fucking math homework,HELP GUYS!
In the past year a grocery store deposited
6 million pennies
3 million nickles
4 million dimes
2 million quaters
what is the total bank deposit?
(dude,this is fifth grade math and I am fucking stumped)
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Shit!, that's why i don't have kids...hahaha
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Dearest Sluttsville,
I love you more than life.
I love you more than death.
I hang upon the words you type.
I wait with baited breath....
well, yano. How's it hangin, you sexay betch?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Like Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose, she'll grow a new crackhive by spring.
Forget the clinic, she needs to head to the Island of Dr. Moreau at this point.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Leona on October 26, 2008 - 9:43pm.
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Sorry,Baby.♥
no "hard"feelings?hahaha
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
"The future is uncertain,the end is always near." Jim Morrison