Smile Wino, You're Going To The Clinic AGAIN!
Our little Crackie of Camden put on her Saturday best and skipped off to rehab in London yesterday for like the billionth time this year. Hopefully, it'll stick this time!
Wino was taken to The Clinic (DUN DUN DUN) by her friend Blake Wood. Mitch Wino got on his soap box and told The News of the World that Wino just has a "chest infection" (aka a crack cough). Then Daddy Wino sang them a fucking aria, performed his comedy routine over the phone and promised to send their asses some autographed pictures of himself. Get your eye and ear plugs out, because now that Wino is back in rehab, Daddy Wino is not going to shut up his lips.
Below are a few more pictures of the Crackie of Camden flashing her delicious burnt butter teefs while making her way into the tank for more fun and games. Yes, I'm fully aware that she looks like a hobo rat with a bad case of meth pox who just crawled out of a dirty toilet, but that's not my issue with her appearance.
I'm concerned about the fact that her crackhive is missing! Put out a fucking APB! If the crackhive is not with her, shit must be serious. You know that scared crackhive is hiding under her bed, rocking itself to sleep to stop the visions. Don't you worry your hairy little head, Crackhive! Everything will be alright now that Wino is back in The Clinic, right? As long as she eats the Jello, she'll be fine. Eat the Jello, Wino! And then soak those teefs in some OxiClean!
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whore in the crowd? Did Mick Jagger summon me again? *shaking head*
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
oh no, late posts on weekends here seem to be the saddest, freakiest, or both ...
Tales of the Crackhive always make me LOL, but Amy makes me so, so sad :(
Hope she finds a way out of the chemical prison this time.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 26, 2008 - 11:25pm.
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You are not the whore in the crowd, that's Nitty's department. I'm just ragging on you because I'm jelluz.
Sorry, PSL. I was responding to your last post to me when I got the big boot and blue screen. I was just saying, I have the 'east' too..but I prefer to TiVo it and wait till the house is all quiet so I can absorb and rewind the sexy scenes at liesure.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by NaNoop on October 26, 2008 - 11:17pm.
I second that motion, Mr. President. Socks'a new avie is tremendous.
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Preening and posing a la Marilyn Monroe..for the Dlisted nite crew! *flash, flash, flash of paparazzi lights* *looking for a hit in my weave a la wino*
Okay, hwat hwores...time for nite-nite. Got class tomorrow. *hugs & smooches* *closing lid to hamper*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Yep Slutts, that me- the big whore of the crowd. I hear that a lot, I guess I should tone it down some.
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My head keeps spinning, I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful
-Dean Martin "Ain't That Kick In The Head"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 26, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Slutts! It was amazing! I soaked through a bib and two pantiliners....
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Like that's something new, you do that every time a rich single man passes; hell, you did that once with a k.d. lang lookalike, but I won't hold that against you because we were all confused that night.
Remember when Amy looked like this:
http://dlisted.com/node/21153
I remember when I first saw that picture, I first thought it was Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend. Now look at the mess she's become.
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http://pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com/
Submitted by Mr. President on October 26, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on October 26, 2008 - 10:36pm
You mean that wasn't the answer to Triscuit's math question? Man, I really am slow.
Love your new avie, BTW. Looks like you just drank a 40-ouncer of Downy.
I second that motion, Mr. President. Socks'a new avie is tremendous.
Yes Nitty! Normally I would have seen it by now (I have HBO East) , but I just got home from a b-day party.....
so excited, but disappointed it is the finale!
Slutts! It was amazing! I soaked through a bib and two pantiliners....
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My head keeps spinning, I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful
-Dean Martin "Ain't That Kick In The Head"
PSL, I'm just asking because Emily Post's website stated that I must, so here goes; "how was the concert"? *sticking fingers in ears and singing lalalalalala*
Hey, PSL...Getting ready to oggle my Bill? Season finale tonight! *shivery*
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 26, 2008 - 11:07pm.
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You funny MILF.
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Just like I told the 20somethingorother police officer, that's Mrs. MILF to you!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by DeeDee on October 26, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Only a pressure washer full of bleach will clean Wino's teeth.
We might add some sandy grit to that- yellow ain't her only problem with the caked on crud and whatnot. Thems is some foul fuggin' nasty toofs.
Nitty Dee and Slutts being silly?
Who'da thunkit?
Hi everyone!
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It's ok, it's alright, I got something that you gonna like...
-Timbaland
(who is pretty awesome live!)
Bwahahahaha Nitty! You are one funny hoooooney. ♥ Goodnight everyone.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by NitWitty on October 26, 2008 - 11:07pm.
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You funny MILF.
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on October 26, 2008 - 10:56pm.
It starts with the margie, then a road trip in the Durango to Tijuana, then back to Houston ralphing my guts out by the back fence with a curry comb stuck in my hair. Just another night out with my Dlisters.
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DeeDee, you failed to mention the most important detail....the third row seat...you must learn to show more respect for the third row seat.
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My last on the subject..
There once were the three amigos,
Who equally abused poor Rodrigo.
They all drank the wine,
Got to feeling so fine.
That they stained the third row
of the Durango.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
@ Slutty How could I forget the third row seat! Oh now I remember, SOMEONE left Smuckers jelly all over the seat and I ripped out all my back hair.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Mr. President on October 26, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Forget the clinic, she needs to head to the Island of Dr. Moreau at this point.
Mr. Prez I think she just got back!
Submitted by Triscuit on October 26, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by ingbot on October 26, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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Thanks,but I am confused(shocker)do I divide or multiply?
PLEASE forgive me I am an asshole at math,among other things.....lol
Sorry if you are still waiting for a reply from anybody!
If you multiply the coin value (.01 for penny, .05 for nickel, etc) by the number of millions-
6 000 000 X .01 for example then just add your totals.
Submitted by letinstar on October 26, 2008 - 10:58pm.
@sock-monkey: i'm glad the math crisis has been solved...unless the math is money, i'm of no value...
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Yeah, I kind of fuck at math. The BF is a great tutor when I take some of these business classes. Of course, if I actually paid attention once in a while..I'd get the process of solving certain problems. *hanging little sock monkey head*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by DeeDee on October 26, 2008 - 10:56pm.
It starts with the margie, then a road trip in the Durango to Tijuana, then back to Houston ralphing my guts out by the back fence with a curry comb stuck in my hair. Just another night out with my Dlisters.
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DeeDee, you failed to mention the most important detail....the third row seat...you must learn to show more respect for the third row seat.
♥ Dee
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 26, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Hi Socky!
You look like you've seen Winos horse teefs.
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After a few lines of Borax *delicate sniff, sniff*..seeing the Wino pic made me realize I done had a bit too much of the nose candy! lol
I just hope I ain't at the same Junky Monkey Rehab I gots put in a couple of months ago. I'd bitch slap Wino if I saw her there...after she sang me a few cracky songs, of course.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
@sock-monkey: i'm glad the math crisis has been solved...unless the math is money, i'm of no value...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on October 26, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Hi Socky!
You look like you've seen Winos horse teefs.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 10:24pm.
LMFAO! Gwad I love you Slitty. ♥
It starts with the margie, then a road trip in the Durango to Tijuana, then back to Houston ralphing my guts out by the back fence with a curry comb stuck in my hair. Just another night out with my Dlisters.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by letinstar on October 26, 2008 - 10:41pm.
@sock-monkey: what is math equation you speak of? must i break out my calculator?
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I call my calculator..my "caca"lator. It's the shit when I solve math problems. Triscuit's kid had some math homework and I think Sheeps came to the rescue.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on October 26, 2008 - 10:46pm.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Tequila! Me likey!
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Me likey too, Socky.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 26, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Love your new avie, BTW. Looks like you just drank a 40-ouncer of Downy.
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Uh...TigerLilly let me in on some good shit. Did a couple of lines of Borax. Don't know what happened to me after that.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 26, 2008 - 10:34pm.
hahahahaha. The fun always ends in Tijuana, doesn't it?
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Yes, strangely it usually begins with tequila, but ends in Tijuana.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Tequila! Me likey!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
fuck rehab, get her ass to a dental clinic, stat!
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
British police, noting Amy's "remarkable progress" in driving past the Clinic, have dropped the assault charges and apologized for her having to endure the long, somewhat bumpy cab ride.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on October 26, 2008 - 10:36pm
You mean that wasn't the answer to Triscuit's math question? Man, I really am slow.
Love your new avie, BTW. Looks like you just drank a 40-ouncer of Downy.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@sock-monkey: what is math equation you speak of? must i break out my calculator?
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
@ sluttsville: i don't think amy knows what a toothbrush and toothpaste is? seriously....
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
@ mr president...amy's only problem is getting crack...i think crest white strips should be listed number 2, right under scoring crack...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Submitted by Sheeps on October 26, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Nitty! Where's my poem of lurve?
hahahahaha. The fun always ends in Tijuana, doesn't it?
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Either that or my back fence..six of one...Have you been here?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Sheeps on October 26, 2008 - 10:34pm.
hahahahaha. The fun always ends in Tijuana, doesn't it?
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Yes, strangely it usually begins with tequila, but ends in Tijuana.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 26, 2008 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by letinstar on October 26, 2008 - 10:31pm.
does amy have a problem with crest white strips?
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Crest Whitestrips = Wino problem number 7,567,432.
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Not to be confused with the answer to Triscuit's math problem for tonight. *wink*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 26, 2008 - 10:25pm.
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Is that secret agent code that you are part lebanese?
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What? I can't understand that because I've got the Sinus and Sugah-beetus.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Nitty! Where's my poem of lurve?
hahahahaha. The fun always ends in Tijuana, doesn't it?
I am soooooooooo glad I finished dinner before I saw these pics. I still may get sick.
If she ever truly gets clean, she's gonna be so embarassed.
Mr. Ed had better teefs.
Submitted by letinstar on October 26, 2008 - 10:31pm.
does amy have a problem with crest white strips?
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No, not with the Crest white strips, just problems with the toothbrush and toothpaste.
Submitted by letinstar on October 26, 2008 - 10:31pm.
does amy have a problem with crest white strips?
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Crest Whitestrips = Wino problem number 7,567,432.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by NitWitty on October 26, 2008 - 10:25pm.
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Is that secret agent code that you are part lebanese?
does amy have a problem with crest white strips?
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
British free clinics look a lot fancier than our clinics. Not that I would know what our free clinics look like, of course.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Roll out the steel wool! It's Silkwood shower time!
Phew, I hope she gets the help she so desperately needs, and starts wearing some shoes with proper arch support (sorry, I couldn't resist that).
And why does her father deny it? It's nothing to be ashamed of that she's getting help.
That's the worst I've ever seen Amy look, but her slippers look almost spotless! Go figure...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'