Smile Wino, You're Going To The Clinic AGAIN!
Our little Crackie of Camden put on her Saturday best and skipped off to rehab in London yesterday for like the billionth time this year. Hopefully, it'll stick this time!
Wino was taken to The Clinic (DUN DUN DUN) by her friend Blake Wood. Mitch Wino got on his soap box and told The News of the World that Wino just has a "chest infection" (aka a crack cough). Then Daddy Wino sang them a fucking aria, performed his comedy routine over the phone and promised to send their asses some autographed pictures of himself. Get your eye and ear plugs out, because now that Wino is back in rehab, Daddy Wino is not going to shut up his lips.
Below are a few more pictures of the Crackie of Camden flashing her delicious burnt butter teefs while making her way into the tank for more fun and games. Yes, I'm fully aware that she looks like a hobo rat with a bad case of meth pox who just crawled out of a dirty toilet, but that's not my issue with her appearance.
I'm concerned about the fact that her crackhive is missing! Put out a fucking APB! If the crackhive is not with her, shit must be serious. You know that scared crackhive is hiding under her bed, rocking itself to sleep to stop the visions. Don't you worry your hairy little head, Crackhive! Everything will be alright now that Wino is back in The Clinic, right? As long as she eats the Jello, she'll be fine. Eat the Jello, Wino! And then soak those teefs in some OxiClean!
At this point there isn't enough bleach on earth to even tint those tombstones. What a mess of a woman.
Yuck.
Thank you. I now do not need lunch.
Those teeth made me throw up a little in my mouth.
They need to add her to the LEGAL TO HUNT list.
If her face is that hairy, imagine her chocha? ewww
Looking at her face nauseates me.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Has she ever heard of Crest or Aquafresh or AIM whitening toothpaste and chewing whitening gum? Even to do that without getting whitening done by a dentist still works! SHE's Heaps Gross on so many levels!!!!!!! ps... We don't want you to die Amy because we're loving the hot mess that you are you disgusting douche bag!
Jimmy Crack Corn teefuses
She truly is a trainwreck...it's awful to watch, but we just can't look away...she looks terrible & that festering meth-sore on her cheek is simply ghastly!!
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"You're gonna marry your brother whether you like it or not." Mama Bear on "My Big Redneck Wedding"
Forget the horrible teeth that every Brit has. What the fuck is with that disgusting big open sore on her right cheek? YUCK!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Why are her teeth yellow? Does crack do that?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by Upskt Celebs on October 27, 2008 - 12:26am.
It's funny how millions of us can watch a human being basically kill themselves and no one is doing anything.
I don't know about the UK, but here in the US, anyone over the age of 18, is considered an adult. Forcing her into rehab or preventing her from leaving rehab, is considered unlawful restraint. Unless her parents can prove she's unfit/incompetent and go to court and obtain an order as such, she's free to do whatever she wants to herself.
It's difficult to "help" someone who doesn't want help. Legally or physically.
How is she still alive? They really need to put a mandatory HAZMAT suit on her. ew
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RIMADYL KILLS
An edit, not like the one that Duchovny did.
I need to rock myself to sleep after seeing visions of the dirt beneath those fingernails.
Rapid Detox, dermatologist and a cosmetic dentist.
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
She is beyond disgusting.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
comfort foods, pat on the wrist and "all better now?" is NOT rehab.
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.chocolate news. wednesdays. comedy central.
The FIFTH time is the charm.
She looks like the crazy people who used to sit in front of their brownstones and beat up any passersby.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by HollyMadison on October 27, 2008 - 2:18am.
I don't understand? Do British people brush their teeth?
This is AMY FUCKING WINEHOUSE love. And yes, British people brush their teeth. I brush mine twice a year!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on October 27, 2008 - 5:24am.
Do not get it twisted, sluts....
The death watch is STILL in effect!
Sad, but true.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Do not get it twisted, sluts....
The death watch is STILL in effect!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for fitness & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with strong guys?
Megapixel cameras should be BANNED! I've developed strep throat just looking at these pics.
Michael K, somewhere deep down inside, you enjoy making us suffer, don't you.
I'll be back after I've had a prophylactic shot of Penicillin.
Submitted by jussayin on October 27, 2008 - 1:53am.
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What up,Homie?
You don't speak to anyone no more?
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Here's wishing ya the best, kid!
Submitted by HollyMadison on October 27, 2008 - 2:18am.
I don't understand? Do British people brush their teeth? I just want to scrub those things myself. If I've such a strong urge, why doesn't she feel it every time she looks in the mirror? Seriously, don't they have any form of oral hygiene there? I've never even seen that shade of yellow on a tooth before. You'd have to seriously TRY to neglect your teefs for that to happen.
It's not a British thing- it's a CRACK/METH thing. Any old local yocal crackie/meth addict around the corner in any old country looks the same. Yuck.
her parents need to be horse whipped for letting their daughter get herself into such a shape.
Fucksakes, just tragic and needless...
GET IT ToGether Amy!! and now that Alicia Keys & Jack White's "Quantam of Solace " single has flopped , lets hear the version you said you were gonna release and have the hit with !
The Crackhive last seen @ Boots Chemist in London nicking cans of Aquanet & ice pops... all points bulletin be on the lookout for an armed and dangerous crackhive..
"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
I don't understand? Do British people brush their teeth? I just want to scrub those things myself. If I've such a strong urge, why doesn't she feel it every time she looks in the mirror? Seriously, don't they have any form of oral hygiene there? I've never even seen that shade of yellow on a tooth before. You'd have to seriously TRY to neglect your teefs for that to happen.
and thank GOD she was wearing pants as she sits all open legged getting out of the car, did not need an upskirt there, that's for sure!
I hope that Clinic handles all sorts of infections-chest, teef, cooch, hair-personally a lot of her ailments can be easily cured with a hose down with some lemon scented Mr Clean (I know I have put a lot on Mr Clean this week with Lindsay and Amy, but he is strong and I believe he can handle it!).
She is that person who you want to send the "care" package to with Bath and Body Works, and tooth paste/mouthwash, like that stinky teacher we all had in school...that never knew they were stinky and could never figure out why every gift from every person was always a washing product of some sort.
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Submitted by Upskt Celebs on October 27, 2008 - 12:26am.
It's funny how millions of us can watch a human being basically kill themselves and no one is doing anything.
Hello it says her friend just took her to a clinic...so yeah someone cares
The world did buy her albums and gave her Grammies so she has a little dough
As for me I clearly stated she needs to take care of her rotted yukmouth, all she has to do is read my post....in fact I will state my case again clearly.....LAY OFF THE DAMN DRUGS AND BRUSH YOUR DAMN TEETH, YOU SLAG!!
there, hope it helps, I did my duty.
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
D'oh! I was busy answering your message, PLS;p See you!
And Pearl Necklace...I'll have to get that last one later too...I have to restart and I can't right now. Oopsie!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
good night everyone, I am exhausted.
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My head keeps spinning, I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful
-Dean Martin "Ain't That A Kick In The Head"
angel honey, I sent you an MS message.....can you go look?
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My head keeps spinning, I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful
-Dean Martin "Ain't That A Kick In The Head"
O, I ran Slitty off, I did! LOL!
I'll look at it tho:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Hi again, Slutty and all y'alls! Just dropping by with this link regarding Lo Ho's firing from Ugly Betty, thought it'd liven up this sad Amy post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnGf0MWPmZs&feature=channel
made me crack up anyway, and don't think these deets were posted on DL or I just missed them. night again, bf giving me the stink eye from bed <3
its amazing how someone can just ruin there life.
i feel like im watchin her life fade away
she has a great voice too but her appearance is scary looking!
haha thats crazy shes wearing crazk whore clothes too
with the ragged sweats
and whatever that shirt is in her hair? haha
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 27, 2008 - 12:05am.
Just one thing before I go, PSL got a shout-out over at Popbytes this morning.
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Sluttsville, you do NOT want to know what I've accomplished since I first saw you type "procrastination". =)
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Upskt Celebs on October 27, 2008 - 12:26am.
It's funny how millions of us can watch a human being basically kill themselves and no one is doing anything.
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What should we do?
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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
It's funny how millions of us can watch a human being basically kill themselves and no one is doing anything.
http://upskt.com
I was said then I am going t italy WOT!o
Submitted by TITS on October 27, 2008 - 12:06am.
AND all limericks start in regina and end up in Nantucket!
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I was going to use those, but I couldn't think of any rhyming words.
Last post for the night, thanks for all the funnies tonight.
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 26, 2008 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 26, 2008 - 10:34pm.
hahahahaha. The fun always ends in Tijuana, doesn't it?
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Yes, strangely it usually begins with tequila, but ends in Tijuana.
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AND all limericks start in regina and end up in Nantucket!
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Bacchus. Who's he? He's the god of why don't you read a fucking book.
Dead Like Me
I agree. I can't make fun of Amy. It's just sad to me.
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My head keeps spinning, I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful
-Dean Martin "Ain't That Kick In The Head"
Submitted by angel_i on October 26, 2008 - 11:45pm.
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angel_i is right, and all of you are guilty for enabling me. Someone should have cut me off hours ago.
Junkies are not funny anymore, not after seeing this.
So, Amy Winehouse, a tranny prostitute, and a corpse walk into a bar...
@Slutty: OMG ARE YOU STILL HERE?!?!?
(just tryna be helpful:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Slutty! Once again, thanks for reminding me it's no longer the 80's. Although, there's something to be said about men in uniforms.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by NitWitty on October 26, 2008 - 11:30pm.
whore in the crowd? Did Mick Jagger summon me again? *shaking head*
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No honey, I've told you over and over, that isn't Mick Jagger playing at the VFW.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 26, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Tales of the Crackhive always make me LOL, but Amy makes me so, so sad :(
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I feel the same way, I feel like we are watching her die in slow motion and there is nothing that we can do to stop it.