Bitch, Put Those Things Away!
I've never been one of those whores who dry heave at the sight of bare feet, but I know some skanks who do. I knew some broad who in high school who would seriously start gagging every time she saw a completely bare foot. She could handle if it was in a flip flop, but not if it was just hanging out naked by itself. This bitch had a bad case of foot phobia. She couldn't even fuck a dude unless he wore socks! I asked her once, "Well, would you ever let a dude toe fuck you in the vag?" I thought the ho was going to shower herself with her own vom just to wash away the image of a big toe going into her cooze.
It's a good thing she wasn't at the Carouse of Hope Ball in Beverly Hills last night, because Lara Flynn Boyle kicked off her heels and walked the red carpet like she was fucking Joss Stone. Yeah, her shoes were probably bothering her hooves, but still. Have some consideration for the bitches around you who might suffer from severe foot phobia! I'm surprised Lara even has feeling in her feet, seeing as though she doesn't have feeling in her face. THAT FACE! She used to be the sexiest chick on TV and now she looks like hard silly putty.
Last night's Carousel of Hope Ball looked like "show off your new face night" at the fucking retirement village. There were enough wigs there to keep a tribe of performing drag queens going for years to come! Below are some of my favorite memaws from the night. Don't feel bad if you don't know any of these memaws and pepaws' names, because they probably don't know either.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on October 26, 2008 - 2:14pm.
All could be cast as characters in "House of Wax"...Holy Fuck, I can smell the botox, collegen and wrinkle fillers from here..not to mention -
the formaldehyde!
I'm with you, they all look frozen. next to the peas and spinach in boxes.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
@ Nits
That dream invading bitch!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Did LFB bother to look down when she was being dressed by her entourage of stylists? She could have at least had a pedicure before someone carried her to the limo. *polishing little sock monkey toe in Iced Mocha Frost* *wiggling little sock monkey toes* Mine look hwat! Hers look like Elephant Man feet.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
saw janine turner on fox {i was channel flipping!}, and she was glorifying palin..end of story..oh and joe the wanna be plumber wants to run for congress now too {the things you learn about people channel flipping!}
Lara should have worn the pink croc boots.
Geena Davis looks ok.
Donna Mills should have put on less war paint.
George Hamilton looks like he might have gotten laid.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I can never understand why people have such strong reactions to feet. A friend of mine knows a girl that thought feet should be considered private parts like peens and vadges. I know people that think feet are disgusting and people that get boners just by looking at painted toenails.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Back in the day, I had a dream that I beat the hell outa' Donna Mills for sleeping with my husband.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Raquel and Geena's hands look good. I wonder if that's natural or they get shit done to them too. Hands are obvious giveaway.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Slitty and PSL ♥
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
the spoooooky thing about geena davis is that her cleavage says "i'm twenty-something" when shouldn't it be the other way round?!
and by that i don't mean her twenty-something should say i'm cleavage...
maybe she had a head transplant, and now she's using the torso of a young gal
I'm sure that there was a record broken for the most botox in one room.
MK didn't show a pic of Nicole Richie there, she looks GORGEOUS.
hey Slutts!
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It's ok, it's alright, I got something that you gonna like...
-Timbaland
(who is pretty awesome live!)
Submitted by boomsy on October 26, 2008 - 2:11pm.
I think Gena Davis was probably one of the youngest people there, and isn't she pushing 50?
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She IS pushing 50, even if from the other direction
she's almost 53!!!
All could be cast as characters in "House of Wax"...Holy Fuck, I can smell the botox, collegen and wrinkle fillers from here..not to mention -
the formaldehyde!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by eszter on October 26, 2008 - 2:08pm.
geena davis, on the other hand, made a pact with the devil, i'm sure, she looks younger than ever before (even if it doesn't make sense)
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U're so right about that. She used to look old in movies, i think it was the hair, she always had crinkly short hairdos that aged her, plus her kind of beauty is sorta not traditional? But anyway yeah, i totally agree.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Geriatric prom! hahahaha Sponsered by Depends and Geritol.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 26, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Now I know what Hollywood's unemployment line looks like.
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Hahahahahahaha
Hello DeeDee & PSL
the ally mcbeal judge-woman looks the best of all, and she's 103 or something
i want her hair
and part of her nose
Was that the geriatric prom or something? My goodness; I think Gena Davis was probably one of the youngest people there, and isn't she pushing 50?
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Love me or hate me
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And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 26, 2008 - 1:57pm.
I had a crush on Janine Turner, damnit, look at her now! Dont get it :o(
AnyMcHoot, still watch them all on dvd and remember what a babe she was....BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hi El Bast
I had a woman crush on her too!! She really had a great face. Haven't seen a pic of her in aeons. Norther Exposure is one of my all time favorite shows.
I'm the first one to say it sucks getting old but damn, all this swollen face shit due to the wrinkle fillers, etc doesn't exactly look good either.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
geena davis, on the other hand, made a pact with the devil, i'm sure, she looks younger than ever before (even if it doesn't make sense)
LFB wouldn't look so bad if she hadn't had her lips done. The rest of her face looks good. Raquel Welch and Joan Collins look great for their age. Raquel's a hot slut.
Her feet were probably hurting her really bad because I doubt she would show off busted, unpedicured feet like that unless she couldn't stand to wear her shoes. For all of us women who have had feet feel like they are in a Spanish Inquisition torture device, it is about the most uncomfortable feeing ever, so it is completely forgivable.
Bo Derek-52 20 Nov, John Corb-47, lucky toyboy!
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
john corbett looks way older than bo derek, ugh
john corbett also looks way older than chris from northern exposure :(
Lara Flynn Boyle used to be so pretty :´(
LFB has ruined her face. She looks horrible.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 26, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Now I know what Hollywood's unemployment line looks like.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by gyeah on October 26, 2008 - 1:54pm.
oh shit! :put eyeballs back in: IT'S JOHN CORBETT i've had such a cruch crush on him since Northern Exposure. ehs ho;d ing up we;ll/
I had a crush on Janine Turner, damnit, look at her now! Dont get it :o(
AnyMcHoot, still watch them all on dvd and remember what a babe she was....BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 26, 2008 - 1:38pm.
I HATE feet.
ick.
I've got a foot you'd like *wink wink*
Shit, who am i kidding *sniff*
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
oh shit! :put eyeballs back in: IT'S JOHN CORBETT i've had such a cruch crush on him since Northern Exposure. ehs ho;d ing up we;ll/
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
radio, hahahhaha! If a guy touched me with his feet and it doesn't completely skeeve me out, I know it is love!
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It's ok, it's alright, I got something that you gonna like...
-Timbaland
(who is pretty awesome live!)
geena davis, i love you, but you look like shit in those pics...
The older broads look better than these younguns any day and how the hell does Raquel do it?
Hi! Long time lurker, first time poster!
John Corbett-lucky bugger, Raquel-i'd do it, Lara Flynn-watch reruns of Twin Peaks, lights off-i'd do it, Geena Davis- yep, like a rat up a drainpipe. The rest-Not with your dick!
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Now I know what Hollywood's unemployment line looks like.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Is that John Corbett with Bo Derek? He's looking FINE!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 26, 2008 - 1:38pm.
I HATE feet.
ick.
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So do I, girl! I've always had foot phobia. I've always had this rule, too, that I would never date a guy who wears flip-flops.
It was hilarious to find out when I met my DH that he hates feet too and that one of his qualifications for getting married was that the potential wife had to have nice feet! (Although that was on my list too for husband material.) I know it's freaky, but gross feet are a deal-breaker in my house!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
I don't mind bare feet but Melanie Griffiths face looks like a foot.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Damn! Raquel Welch and Bo Derek are holding up pretty good, despite surgery or not and so are the other memaws except Genna Davis and Melanie Griffith.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
yuck! ;/
I think Donna Mills got makeup tips from the dude in my avie.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
"Are bare feet in now, or do you just have your shoes off"
I HATE feet.
ick.
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It's ok, it's alright, I got something that you gonna like...
-Timbaland
(who is pretty awesome live!)