Bitch, Put Those Things Away!
I've never been one of those whores who dry heave at the sight of bare feet, but I know some skanks who do. I knew some broad who in high school who would seriously start gagging every time she saw a completely bare foot. She could handle if it was in a flip flop, but not if it was just hanging out naked by itself. This bitch had a bad case of foot phobia. She couldn't even fuck a dude unless he wore socks! I asked her once, "Well, would you ever let a dude toe fuck you in the vag?" I thought the ho was going to shower herself with her own vom just to wash away the image of a big toe going into her cooze.
It's a good thing she wasn't at the Carouse of Hope Ball in Beverly Hills last night, because Lara Flynn Boyle kicked off her heels and walked the red carpet like she was fucking Joss Stone. Yeah, her shoes were probably bothering her hooves, but still. Have some consideration for the bitches around you who might suffer from severe foot phobia! I'm surprised Lara even has feeling in her feet, seeing as though she doesn't have feeling in her face. THAT FACE! She used to be the sexiest chick on TV and now she looks like hard silly putty.
Last night's Carousel of Hope Ball looked like "show off your new face night" at the fucking retirement village. There were enough wigs there to keep a tribe of performing drag queens going for years to come! Below are some of my favorite memaws from the night. Don't feel bad if you don't know any of these memaws and pepaws' names, because they probably don't know either.
Bo Derek - big deal - she's 52 years old, not 100.
Racquel is 68, Donna Mills is 67, and Jaclyn Smith, who looks better than all of them put together,is 63.
I still think Geena is hot shit. She's the only one out of these that is aging gracefully....instead of injecting her face with cow caca ... or whatever it is these sad memaws are doing these days to make their faces look like botch jobs.
Raquel looks ultra hot. Go, Rocky
It's funny to look at these pics and know that every single one of these women pictured were once Angelina Jolie for their 15 minutes.
At one point in time each one of them was considered the epitome of beauty and sex appeal. Even Melanie Griffith and Suzanne Sommers...
OK maybe not Geena Davis with the sex appeal...but she was considered really beautiful.
Damn, you can see the needle holes in Lara's lips. Cat lady alert!
Lara Flynn Boyle isn't THAT old, why is her face so fucked up?
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
KD, here is a pic of Hunter Tylo before and after.
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/plastic-surgery-hunter-tylo.html
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Mel-tang, I couldn't find that person.
The person that comes to mind for me, is that they all start looking like Jennifer coolidge, hilary Duff step-mom in Cinderella Story. She seems to be in a lot of movies.
KD, I completely agree with you. They ALL look like Jocelyn Wildenstein aka The Cat Lady whether they want to or not.
Did you ever see Hunter Tylo? She plays a character on "The Bold and the Beautiful," and she was soooo pretty before she started to do that crap to herself. You can see the before and after pics on AwfulPlasticSurgery.com. Very sad.
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I find it creepy that all those women who've had plastic surgury start looking alike after a while.
If LFB went to al that trouble getting mammoth collagen injections in her lips, she might have spent some time on a pedicure as well.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on October 27, 2008 - 5:45am.
COUGAR MEEMAWS GONE WILD !!
DAMN, everyone , myself included is getting old .
sux.
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The most shocking is Lara IMO. She was born in 1970! Bitch ain't even old yet. She looks like the love chile of Michael Jackson and taters chin.
Her plastic surgeon needs his head read and his license revoked. Stop now Lara and get some flip flops.
This is how she used to look:
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/TWW-001546_P.JPG
COUGAR MEEMAWS GONE WILD !!
DAMN, everyone , myself included is getting old .
sux.
"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
I won't get specific, but you can almost tell which ones have the same plastic surgeon, and which ones went to Tijuana!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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"Bo Derek looks awesome. Whatever crap she is smearing on her face, I want some."
uHH, she's been smearing young cum on her face!!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Boyle's feet look busted. Her mouth is jacked up. There's no excuse for having busted feet if you're in the limelight. Collins, Mills, and Welch still looks hot. Loving Melanie's dress.
Raquel Welch looks the best out of them all. Joan Collins and Dyan Cannon look great for the ages. And Suzanne Somers still looks nice.
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i'm just gonna say it...bo derek look AMAZING...everyone else is sea of bad plastic surgery...and how funny that lara flynn boyle and raquel welch look about the same in the face and in age...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
those things are vulture talons
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I agree that those bare feet are not a good look. She has long toenails (yuck) and her fourth toe is too damn long. And it looks like she has a fungus on both of her big toenails. Why the hell show that off?
Geena Davis doesn't look right. She looks a bit puffy, but it almost looks like a 'sick' puffy instead of a 'weight gain' puffy.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Bo Derek looks awesome. Whatever crap she is smearing on her face, I want some. How in the world does keep her face looking decent for someone that has to be near 60?
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
The bare foot is not nearly as disgusting as a low-cut gown that shows all those age spots! Some of these broads need to learn to cover up as you get older, no matter how good your bod looks, show a little class and less skin!
That event had to have set a record for the most lip filler in one room at one time! And Melanie Griffith and Mel B show how to look like a fool when your arm tat shows with your evening clothes...uh huh, real class!
Submitted by Leona on October 26, 2008 - 9:17pm.
My sweet dot,
You can't fool me, you done had some serious book-larnin. Methinks you wuz home-skooled.
I <3 U.
Nite.
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If that was the truth I'd be smarter! Publik skool is for dumbing down 'merica, home-slice. Word? Oops. "WERD"
Holy crap...it's the Carousel of Aging Desparation and Body Dysmorphic Disorder.
Pretty sad when George Hamilton is the prettiest and most natural girl in the room.
My sweet dot,
You can't fool me, you done had some serious book-larnin. Methinks you wuz home-skooled.
I <3 U.
Nite.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Tiger blossom, i think LFB's face may be due to steroids or other similar meds. i've never seen someone who was deathly skinny like her go fat like that. there must be a reason.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
Are you sure this wasn't called Fright Night at Six Flags?
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Me is thinking that an occasional fotoooooh of one of our celebs dropping a duke should give us a better perspective on what they are all about and who they are. Who of our precious celebs is not willing to admit his or her's stinks just as much as Barry O's, e.g..? Speaking of BO, how is it that none of the gaydar boyz have picked him out for what he iz?
Indiana Jones knowz. Doesn't he, Cally?
Forget the feet. PUt a sack over that face. Man, what a Has-been convention.
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Geena Davis' hair looks so straight it looks wet! I prefer her curly-wavy hair look of the 1980s. What the hell happened to her face too...she looks a little chunky now?! Lara probably wore some heels that killed her feet, hence the reason why she's walking around barefoot. She looks pretty fug in the face, what the hell did she do to herself?! She needs to sue her plastic surgeon!
Your face!
Ok, kids answer me this...You are gorgeous and naturally thin, then your ass gets all ano and shit, then you get defensive about it, and attack ho's that get boob jobs, THEN YOU GO GET FAT FACE AND BUSTED LIP! What the Priscilla Presley happened to Lara Flynn Boyle's face????? I mean, bitch was ALWAYS hot in the face, even when the bod was SCREAMIN' "FEED ME, BITCH!", but now? Holy shit! Fat chick's face with swollen asshole lips on a skeletor body???? HWAT or NWAT? Bitch should have just gotten the boob job that she railed against in her early days of "I hate plastic surgery" rants...Hmmm...hmmm...atleast you can cover up your freakishly swollen boobs with a sweatshirt. Whachu plan to do 'bout that freakishly swollen mug, bitch? All I know is you need to quit flashin' it at me...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Leona on October 26, 2008 - 7:22pm.
You bible-writing ho's can sell anything on cafepress.
I'm just trying to sound intellectual like dot, sheeps, and Ziggy.
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Sheeps and Zig? Sure! -But, me? Hell no! Chile, ya might wanna edit that out cuz there ain't no wayyyyyyyy in hell I'm an intellectual. I'm a self-taught butternut squash. Seemingly hard but surprisingly sweet and soft on the inside as long as you don't choke on those damned seeds. Seeds are good for ya though...just takes some chewing. Life is like that eh? Lots of chewing, brewing and poo-ing. *shhhhhhhhh*
@TITS, of course there will be singing. Emmet will be accomping whilst I serenade my guests.
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Lara Flynn Boyle's lips still are terrible but the rest of her plastic surgery doesn't look that bad... Donna Mills looks great.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 26, 2008 - 7:15pm.
TITS you are invited to one of my candle light suppers.
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Will there be singing?
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
You bible-writing ho's can sell anything on cafepress.
I'm just trying to sound intellectual like dot, sheeps, and Ziggy.
Although Ziggy, I mean every word.
But this is a foot fetish/shower-touching thread, so I'll sew with it.
xo
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 26, 2008 - 6:54pm.
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Hy, I'm rather clumsy. You better provide me a beaker, I wouldn't want to drop one of your gorgeous Royal Dalton cups with the Periwinkle flowers!
TITS you are invited to one of my candle light suppers.
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
Hello this is the Bouquet residence, lady of the house speaking. You would like to order what? Chinese food?
You are calling a private residence and I am speaking to you on a slim line princess phone. Good bye.
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"It's my sister Violet. She has a BMW and enough room for a pony."
You know that everyone pictured visited Denny's for the early bird special before attending the event.
Luscious, my pet, the GG is gone, so I broke open the bottle of Ultimate.
Soon I will lose the ability to type, so nite all...
See you tomorrow with a leanover.
Leona, go read some porn. Really. For your own good.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
brrrring
brrrrrring
hello? I'd like to order some chinese food...
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
TITS,why yes it is, and this is a private residence.
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"Mrs. Bucket I love you!"
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 26, 2008 - 6:14pm.
@Ziggy that's Mrs. Bouquet to you. ;)
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is that a princess slim-line phone you're holding?
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 26, 2008 - 5:51pm.
tickle tickle tickle!
this little piggy went to market. wiggle wiggle wiggle
this little piggy stayed home. wiggle wiggle wiggle
this little piggy commented on a post. wiggle wiggle wiggle
and this little piggy was booted off the forum for crappy rhymes. wee wee wee.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
I have a secret, I'm not open to all religions. And that bothers me...
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"Mrs. Bucket I love you!"
My farts smell like roses though. Just thought I'd mention that.
Submitted by Leona on October 26, 2008 - 6:29pm.
The best religions out there IMO are the ones that force us to confront our selfishness.
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Reality does that plenty enough...you don't need religion for that shit and frankly? Blindness can happen in even the most dire of circumstances. People who engage in sex in third world nations? There ya go.
Jiggy-
It's the Grey Goose talking ;)
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 26, 2008 - 6:32pm.
WTF? My copy has a foreward by his Holiness the Dali Lama. I got last week. You got ripped off Gere is not a Buddist, he is a hamster rapist.
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"Mrs. Bucket I love you!"