The Bogey And Bacall Of Our Time
Finally a new fucking couple that I can get behind.....and push into traffic. Seriously now! This is the greatest pairing since Brit Brit & Cheetos!
Some bitch told Page Six that the head member of The Mega Slut Club, Aubrey O'Day, and squid brains master Kanye West were touching tongues at 10ak in NYC recently. This makes Kanye the newest member of The Mega Slut Club, because if you make out with Aubrey, you're also making out with like ten million other living things....at least. And that includes Ginger O'Day! It's also a little known fact that after your tongue has touched Aubrey's tongue, a "front of the line" voucher for the Free Clinic magically appears in your hands.
This makes me so excited THAT I COULD WRITE THE REST OF THIS POST IN CAPS. I won't do that, because I respect your hangover. BUT I REALLY WANT TO! But I won't.
The nosy bitch who spilled the jizz to Page Six said, "Either they actually kissed, or Aubrey was just telling people they kissed."
It's probably the latter, but allow me to believe this shit just for a quick minute. KanDay is just the couple to knock down Brangelina off of their golden pedestal!
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to jussayin...
well, it only said touching tongues so I think she needed his spit for her egomaniacs of hip hop collection. :)
plus aubrey is very sweet. she would share rhianna with kanye.
Submitted by Rosemary on October 26, 2008 - 11:25pm.
I watched some MTV today and DIddy said if Aubrey went back to being Aubrey that he signed in the beginning basically that she could be back in DK. So, if Aubrey doesn't end up back in DK it's because she's a dumba** and wants to have everything her way. Can't stand Diddy but she won't make it far without going back to DK.
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Anyone else find it utterly charming and endearing that rosemary won't type 'ass'?
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Bacchus. Who's he? He's the god of why don't you read a fucking book.
Dead Like Me
wasn't Kanye supposedly canoodling with Rihanna last week? This would be a massive downgrade!
I shall never snort the Absinthe, that's for sure
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
to mr. president...
I like aubrey as well. she's funny.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 26, 2008 - 11:54pm.
OK, then. You're gonna have to issue an Executive Order.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 26, 2008 - 11:53pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 26, 2008 - 11:48pm.
Start slow: offer to groom her pet.
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Speaking for the whore's, it's the other way around: Ask to pet her groom. Takes a load off, trust.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Sheeps, I've seen how she grooms her pet. No thanks. And I get the sense that Aubrey isn't exactly the "take it slow" type.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on October 26, 2008 - 11:48pm.
Start slow: offer to groom her pet.
Hey, I liked Aubrey number 1, I don't like this Aubrey. If the first Aubrey would come back then she would be ok in my book.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 26, 2008 - 11:21pm.
It's pretty sad when even the whores don't want me. :[
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Well, unless Kanye is letting himself get played by her I guess.
I watched some MTV today and DIddy said if Aubrey went back to being Aubrey that he signed in the beginning basically that she could be back in DK. So, if Aubrey doesn't end up back in DK it's because she's a dumba** and wants to have everything her way. Can't stand Diddy but she won't make it far without going back to DK.
Submitted by PSB on October 26, 2008 - 11:16pm.
Who hasn't she been with yet??
Technically, Mr. President.
The other week I heard this ho was shacking up with New Kid On The Block Donnie Wahlberg. He's divorcing his longtime wife and they also have children. Who hasn't she been with yet??
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angel, I thought you were on Team Aubrey. I guess that makes me the only one left now. *begins sobbing uncontrollably*
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Upskt Celebs on October 26, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Can they hurry up and put out a porn already?
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I do NOT want to see that jiggly girl bouncing up and down on Kanye's ego. But thanks for asking=)
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oooohh this is hilarious!
yay! haha
rovex...
the person most people mean when they say gay rapper right now is ll cool j.
at least kanye's music is kinda good.. aubrey?
sheesh. the only good thing she did was that PETA ad,and that's because her mouth was closed and her clothes off :
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/usmagazine-com---news--exclusi...
Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 3:30pm.
LOL! Seriously, that shit is dangerous, especially if it induces Kanye kissing. *gags*
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
@ mslewis
You need therapy honey if you'd get with that.
Did you see his nekkid baby pictures? Sick.
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
oh michael k. i love you!
Can they hurry up and put out a porn already?
upskt.com
Submitted by jussayin on October 26, 2008 - 1:42pm.
what gets you drunk enough to slobber on Kanye (or Aubrey)? cuz I won't be touching that shit!
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snorting Absinthe.
(yeah i said that before, but i still find it funny)
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
I don't believe it for a minute. There's no way My Kanye will let that skank anywhere near his amazing lips!!!
Aubrey the Skank should just move on to someone who might want her like. There must be someone out there who might want to travel the universe to get to that love vag!!
I'm trippin', I'm caught up in the moment right?
'Cause it's Louis Vuitton Don night
So we goin' do everything that Kan like
Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike
Well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke
And she'll do anything for the limelight
And we'll do anything when the time's right
Uh, baby you're makin' it
(Harder, better, faster, stronger) oh
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Ohhhh so funny, Michael K. Such biting satire. Love it! You are one talented dude (dudette)!
Who gives a shit if they kissed?
I just wanna know
whatever happened to REAL music?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_6KPet8Zo8
Hahaha Farrah!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Wait, didn't Kanye West used to have some integrity and credibility?
Farrah...heehee
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It's ok, it's alright, I got something that you gonna like...
-Timbaland
(who is pretty awesome live!)
Submitted by DeeDee on October 26, 2008 - 1:33pm.
I guess after licking a stripper pole, tonguing Kanye West is the next logical choice?
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yeah, that would be the one before killing yourself.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
This *couldn't* have anything to do with her getting kicked out Diddy's camp, could it? Naaah. She's just dripping with talent! Only the truly confident among us make out *in public* with moguls who could boost our careers, right?
what gets you drunk enough to slobber on Kanye (or Aubrey)? cuz I won't be touching that shit!
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
I guess after licking a stripper pole, tonguing Kanye West is the next logical choice?
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Sibsi on October 26, 2008 - 1:14pm.
What's her original occupation, besides head member of The Mega Sluts Club?
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Brain surgeon?
Hey, Dot! Thanks for the link. Soft shell crabs are the best!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Didn;t Aubrey make up something about kissing one of those guys on Gossip Girls ?
LOSER.
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It's ok, it's alright, I got something that you gonna like...
-Timbaland
(who is pretty awesome live!)
The dog...the tongue...(retch)...
I can feel my stomach cramping.
What's her original occupation, besides head member of The Mega Sluts Club? Think I might need to read up on this one, but it sounds so stupid to do 'research' on such topic.
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My other gig
My other hangout
I'm not sure if I actually kissed Salma or if I've just been telling people I did.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 26, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Aubrey's too classy to have crabs. She has lobsters.
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Hey, Mr. Pres, lobster wasn't always considered food for the classy/wealthy/elitists..
http://www.economist.com/books/displayStory.cfm?story_id=2876787
Maybe she has soft-shell crabs.
Eww.
THANK you for not YELLING and respecting my hangover...I love how you already know that
She's no Pam Anderson. In the skank category, yeah...but Pam Anderson? No.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Creepella on October 26, 2008 - 12:47pm.
I hope she gives him Crabs
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Aubrey's too classy to have crabs. She has lobsters.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Good antidote to twit and twat!
If I had the energy I'd pshop these two into some classic t&t pics.
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Georgia! Are you wearing a fragrance this morning?
It's orange juice. I hate the bus.
Dead Like Me
Finally a new fucking couple that I can get behind.....and push into traffic.
LOVE it!
I hope she gives him Crabs
Kanye's ego works my nerves, but I don't think he would stoop that low
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When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
-MK
http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
Mr Pres, I have to disagree with you about the "natural beauty"....lol
I don't see the pretty in her.....but to each his own!
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It's ok, it's alright, I got something that you gonna like...
-Timbaland
(who is pretty awesome live!)
PSL, I'm for the underdog. She has huge potential, a real natural beauty. She's really a good, sweet girl but she just doesn't know it yet.
*Hugs back*
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I can't wrap my mind around this trauma! *discreeting doing another line of Borax* *wiping little sock monkey nose*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I thought he was gay! Which rapper is it that's gay again?