Sunday, October 26th 2008

Where's The Bacon?

At first, I thought Gwen Stefani was wearing some fancy ass couture shit, but then I realized it's that time of year when we all dress like fools or whores and get fucking wasted. Halloweenies! Yay!

Seriously though, Gwen's egg costume is probably some artsy Japanese designer crap she bought for a gazillion dollars in some underground store in Tokyo. She's so edgy. You know Solange is down in the basement making her own version out of an shower curtain and some place mats.

Here's Gwennie and her family leaving some Halloweenies party last night in Los Angeles. It looks like Gavin Rossdale is carrying his bacon costume when he really should be wearing it. FUN HATER. I bet he looked like a giant pair of labia lips.

Posted by: Michael K


jackolantern's picture

I work at Spirit Halloween, and they sell those costumes there for about $50. They are NOT designer at all.

stake_spike's picture

Gwen strikes me as one of those women that would make her husband dress up in stupid costume like that. I don't know why but she strikes me as one of those clingy, needy types.

I see montezuma's carrier, when do we get to see him?? The fried egg costume is cute!

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Romy's picture

Damn I thought you guys were harsh or something but she DOES look old in the car shots. Granny-licious. But I'm sure it's just bad lighting or whatever because she looks great in the other shots.
But what I want to know: what is that tattoo on her wrist supposed to be and...is it real?? I thought she never wanted tattoos! (I'm a Gwen fan so yeah I think I know her)

Celena's picture

all of that $$$ and she couldnt get one designed to wow?
sheesh.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Gavin is a DILF!

Gwen is just blehhh with an incredibly stupid Halloween costume. She looks like she doesn't care.

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sweetstickyriceball's picture

"Seriously though, Gwen's egg costume is probably some artsy Japanese designer crap she bought for a gazillion dollars in some underground store in Tokyo. She's so edgy."

God, soooo true. I'm glad someone said it.

omar's picture

Why doesn't she go suck one. An egg, that is.

omar's picture

People are always going on about how talented Gwen Stefani is, but I find her to be totally insipid and dull. Her voice is irritating, her music is lame, and her fashion sense is both belabored and derivative.

Lame costumes, but I have a sudden hankering for Waffle House.

gia's picture

she looks beat & old & that costume is dreadful...for someone who is supposedly soooo creative & blah blah blah, the costume is really pathetic. i hate when couples dress up as corny things that are always associated with each other. its so contrived.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 26, 2008 - 9:11pm.
Her "breasts" have their own costume, they're dressed as pancakes.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA, that's hilarious!

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Albatross's picture

Lamest costume ever.

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HollyMadison's picture

I wonder what made her decide that was an "Egg" hairstyle.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on October 26, 2008 - 11:30pm.

Wino should have gone with them as a piece burned toast.
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jussayin's picture

lol I thought of that a few hours ao but it just seemed too corny to type, and looks like I was right.....

especially when simce you put eggs E G G (something missing here) eggs lol

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The shit is eggs, E G G eggs!
The shit is eggs, E G G eggs!

She She peritta's picture

He's wearing a wallet chain...oh gawd that's so early 90's. I like Gwen. I have a soft spot for her. But I think her marriage is on the rocks. He's not as hot as he used to be but she's still gorgeous.

Manimal5's picture

Wino should have gone with them as a piece burned toast.

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Rosemary's picture

hey you're right sand.

Sandbitch's picture

Gwen looks like Holly Madison. Holly Madison looks like Gwen Stefani.

Rosemary's picture

Paris Hilton thinks she's clever with her costumes I think, last year she went all out I would bet in her mind. If i remember right she went like three different parties as three different things. She had white contacts on for one costume, that par t I did like.

Rosemary's picture

Maybe halloween isn't fun for them cause they dress up all year and os they just throw something on, like the egg thing. I mean they are stuck in heels and dresses for Grammys, etc all year. Maybe that's the problem.

Rosemary's picture

lol

Submitted by Rosemary on October 26, 2008 - 11:07pm.
lol, whatever, I was rambling, i was trying to say the clown suit was dumb not fun.

Yeah, and I wanna meet Holly.

PSB's picture

Who was it a couple of years ago that went as a slice of pizza? These celebrities have absolutely no imagination. They have the money to go all out on some funky costume. But egg & bacon?? Did their son go as hashbrowns??

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Rosemary's picture

lol, whatever, I was rambling, i was trying to say the clown suit was dumb not fun.

BangoSkank's picture

"I went as a clown for like 4 years cause i had a good clown suit when i was a kid......my sister holly had the best genie costume ever......she loved Halloween cause she could flaunt her nice body because she's so conservative normally but felt like on halloween she didn't have to be"

Someone needs to tuck Rosemary back into bed, it's late.

BangoSkank's picture

I'm about 36 months over Gwen.

Gavin looks like someone who's trying to come up with a good excuse to hang out with Guy Richie.

letinstar's picture

looks like absolutely no thought or effort went into this egg costume...i can only assume the same for the bacon costume...
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patty cake's picture

stupid

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shandi's picture

Maybe he wasn't wearing a bacon costume. Maybe he was a sperm. Egg and sperm - makes sense.

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TITS's picture

that's not an egg, that's a masking happy face.

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Rosemary's picture

i want to see the bacon costume

gyeah's picture

LOL at douche carrying his costume on top of the baby. Either he's too embarrassed to let anyone put pics out there of him in a bacon costume or he's trying to asphyxiate the kid. Also, the colored help following right behind.

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Rosemary's picture

Gwen has competition cause hayden said her and her friend might dress up as an apple and a banana

Rosemary's picture

I went as a clown for like 4 years cause i had a good clown suit when i was a kid......my sister holly had the best genie costume ever......she loved Halloween cause she could flaunt her nice body because she's so conservative normally but felt like on halloween she didn't have to be

DeeDee's picture

Exactly Slutty. That's how Gavin gets the baby making job done.....spot on!

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Manimal5's picture

I'll bet Gwen really likes Canadian bacon.

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NitWitty's picture

My theory is she got a glow in the dark gene spliced into her egg.

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Submitted by DeeDee on October 26, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Is she swaps out the yellow spot for red, she could be the Japanese flag
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And if she put in a white ring inside of the red spot, she could be the Target flag.

That's not an egg, it's an archery target.

Rosemary's picture

Never been good with halloween, I remember in 7th grade I went as a hippie and my sister said i really was one cause I wasn't wearing a bra (I was flat then I saw no need for one)

TITS's picture

That's not an EGG it's an OVARY.

geez mk go take a nap or something XD

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Is she swaps out the yellow spot for red, she could be the Japanese flag.

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Rosemary's picture

I think it's possibly Gwen got prettier as she got older

Rosemary's picture

In her no doubt days i didn't think she was pretty cause i guess the way she fixed herself up, but i realize now she is really pretty.

Team Valtrex's picture

If Gavin porks her, does it become an omelet costume?

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 26, 2008 - 9:13pm.
Her breasts are so small, they're theoretical.

Gavin thinks she looks "boyish."