Amy Poehler & Will Arnett's Baby Has Landed On Earth!
BABIES!!! BABIES!!! Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have added yet another member to the trillion strong child army that will soon take over this planet and make us all their slaves. But that's besides the point!
TMZ reports that Amy popped out a baby boy today. This means she can't show up to work tonight on "SNL" tonight and Seth Meyers will have to do Weekend Update solo. Lazy ass Amy! She should just bring her new baby with her. I'm sure he can already tell jokes, deliver punchlines and rap. Shit. I'm sure the Arnett baby has already signed a comedy deal at NBC. His half-hour comedy show will debut in the Spring.
Unfortunately, we don't know a baby name, but I hope they name him Gob in honor of "Arrested Development." Or they should name him Lucille Bluth. One of those.
UPDATE: And his name is.....ARCHIE ARNETT! I guess Amy gave birth to a clumsy comic book character. His first words are probably going to be "Golly Gee!" The name works for me, but we'll call him GOB for short. I mean, it would be illegal not to call him GOB. Hopefully, she'll have another boy sometime soon and they can name him Jughead!
Amy and Will's rep confirmed their baby's name to People. Their rep also said that AA weighed in at 8 lbs., 1 oz.
HOLD UP! I just remembered something. David Archuleta, the annoying baby chipmunk with constant jogger's voice from "American Idol," is nicknamed Archie. Ugh. Maybe that wasn't the best choice of name after all.....
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Love these two.
There spawn will one day have to battle with Suri, it won't be pretty.
that's great news! I love Amy! congrats!
this is one of the best nights evah! all mah homies were here, TV had something bizarre to tell, Angel_i brought the awesome avvie back
AND BENJI MADDEN WAS HERE!!!
i can go dream with angels now..♥♥
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Submitted by Mr. President on October 25, 2008 - 11:48pm.
Yeah, and they picked a normal name for the kid, they probably love each other too, what the hell is wrong with them?
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
And they're married, too. A celebrity couple has a child IN wedlock? Scandalous!
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yeah, mark jameson
My sister and her husband are both very funny, they always have everyone in stitches ... except their kids. Those guys are just sighing and rolling their eyes all the time.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
YAY! Coolest parents ever!
Personally, I'd opt for Bi.....Poehler
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Submitted by Manimal5 on October 25, 2008 - 11:04pm.
North Poehler?
BWAHAHAHAHA
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
She named her son Mark?! A refreshingly normal name from celebrity parents.
Mark Jameson Arnett
name, wikipedia for amy gave it
Watch the be SO serious and introverted after years of being brutally pranked and generally embarrassed by his parents. It could happen.
It's awesome they're together tho - I didn't actually know that. They're both awesome. Wait did I say that already? You know what I mean.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
North Poehler?
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
She should name him Bi Poehler. bahahahaha. I am soooooo happy for her! Congrats to the happy family! Love love love Amy! She's great. I have to say this too...I watched SNL last Thursday and I thought to myself when I saw her, she is having that baby in the next few days. It was just the extra puffiness that was there that happens to a lot of us right before giving birth. I knew she couldn't possibly have but a day or two left! Coolness!
That is going to be one funny kid!
They should name the baby Steve Holt!
Bhahahahaha TV!
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I hope she gives him a total porn name, like Dick Poehler.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I love Will Arnett and they make an adorable couple. These baby news usually bore me but I´m happy for this couple so congrats to them.
He was a gay on 30 rock too.
yes 'a gay' was deliberate... it makes me laugh.
he must be a helluva actor!
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Congrats to them! :)
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 10:27pm.
Gob isn't gay?
Hose me down.
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HE'S A REALLY GOOD ACTOR, OK??? *hides in the corner, sucks thumb*
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YAY! Happiest baby story yet.
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Congrats to them! I freakin LOVE Will Arnett! He did gay SO convincingly in 30 Rock. But will always love him for Arrested Development. Comedy GOLD.
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Gob isn't gay?
Hose me down.
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If you ever take someone's soul again, without first having a post-it, I'm gonna break this pipe off in your ass.
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parissucksliterally have fun. :)
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Submitted by kdracofan on October 25, 2008 - 10:15pm.
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High fives ya!
Seriously...the guy makes my gaydar go off the charts.
Men who purse their lips for photo-ops give me pause.
That baby probably came out laughing.
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ok all, I have a cab coming in 5.....see ya'll tomorrow!
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
Lubs me some Will & Amy. They'll be the funnest parents ever.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
funniest.
baby.
ever.
---she was leaving SNL after the election (has Office spinoff); I wonder if this means she's done now... Makes that rap all the better since she delivered one week later - haha I love this bitch even more thn Tina Fey
Amy Poehler and Amy Sedaris - tough call for funniest woman alive
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
double post fix. Grr.
congrats on their spawn
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 25, 2008 - 10:00pm.
and he gives me a 'gay' vibe
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OMG I'm not the only one? I feel shitty for even thinking that since...well, they are a 'couple' but...hmmmm
bummer bad timing for SNL...another reason for Lorne to hate on the women over there
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Aww. So sweet. Love her dress. Hell, I'd well that non-preggers! :)
who's gonna play hillary clinton while amy lays up waiting for her vagine to heal...
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Congratulations! Hopefully their kid won't pose nakey in a magazine.
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Congrats nice couple.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Creepella, right there with ya. But congrats to her anyway!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I hope this baby will be as funny as their parents, if not it will be a very sad, disappointing (but cute) baby.
If it was a girl they should name it Maeby
aw she looked cute preggers
and he gives me a 'gay' vibe
maybe not
who knows
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
yeah, what's up with that? She won't do Weekend Update?
Good thing I won't be home,, because I will be at the CHRIS CORNELL show!!!!
(I know, I know.....I need to rub it in though! I am leaving in 30 minutes)
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
I don't find her funny at all
Ah for fuck's sakes there's an election coming up....get your placenta dripping ass on TV.....