Amy Poehler & Will Arnett's Baby Has Landed On Earth!
BABIES!!! BABIES!!! Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have added yet another member to the trillion strong child army that will soon take over this planet and make us all their slaves. But that's besides the point!
TMZ reports that Amy popped out a baby boy today. This means she can't show up to work tonight on "SNL" tonight and Seth Meyers will have to do Weekend Update solo. Lazy ass Amy! She should just bring her new baby with her. I'm sure he can already tell jokes, deliver punchlines and rap. Shit. I'm sure the Arnett baby has already signed a comedy deal at NBC. His half-hour comedy show will debut in the Spring.
Unfortunately, we don't know a baby name, but I hope they name him Gob in honor of "Arrested Development." Or they should name him Lucille Bluth. One of those.
UPDATE: And his name is.....ARCHIE ARNETT! I guess Amy gave birth to a clumsy comic book character. His first words are probably going to be "Golly Gee!" The name works for me, but we'll call him GOB for short. I mean, it would be illegal not to call him GOB. Hopefully, she'll have another boy sometime soon and they can name him Jughead!
Amy and Will's rep confirmed their baby's name to People. Their rep also said that AA weighed in at 8 lbs., 1 oz.
HOLD UP! I just remembered something. David Archuleta, the annoying baby chipmunk with constant jogger's voice from "American Idol," is nicknamed Archie. Ugh. Maybe that wasn't the best choice of name after all.....