Amy Poehler & Will Arnett's Baby Has Landed On Earth!
BABIES!!! BABIES!!! Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have added yet another member to the trillion strong child army that will soon take over this planet and make us all their slaves. But that's besides the point!
TMZ reports that Amy popped out a baby boy today. This means she can't show up to work tonight on "SNL" tonight and Seth Meyers will have to do Weekend Update solo. Lazy ass Amy! She should just bring her new baby with her. I'm sure he can already tell jokes, deliver punchlines and rap. Shit. I'm sure the Arnett baby has already signed a comedy deal at NBC. His half-hour comedy show will debut in the Spring.
Unfortunately, we don't know a baby name, but I hope they name him Gob in honor of "Arrested Development." Or they should name him Lucille Bluth. One of those.
UPDATE: And his name is.....ARCHIE ARNETT! I guess Amy gave birth to a clumsy comic book character. His first words are probably going to be "Golly Gee!" The name works for me, but we'll call him GOB for short. I mean, it would be illegal not to call him GOB. Hopefully, she'll have another boy sometime soon and they can name him Jughead!
Amy and Will's rep confirmed their baby's name to People. Their rep also said that AA weighed in at 8 lbs., 1 oz.
HOLD UP! I just remembered something. David Archuleta, the annoying baby chipmunk with constant jogger's voice from "American Idol," is nicknamed Archie. Ugh. Maybe that wasn't the best choice of name after all.....
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He has the biggest forehead and head I have ever seen in my life. I wonder if the baby is just one big forehead!
Archie is the perfect name for their baby...I mean, the baby's going to be hilarious and have an hilarious name, it's future is so sealed!
Your face!
As someone with a wonky name, I sympathize.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Amy is the absolute best thing about SNL lately, well except for Tina/Sarah. She did that skit as pregnant white trash in that fake commerical-hilarious...and the pregnant baby donor in that political skit was awesome...just get your family settled and come back and help us laugh, too much cryin goin on lately...we need Amy!
Yay for Amy! She is my absolute fav entertainer on tv right now...the Sarah Palin rap was ridiculi...love her and love her new baby and I guess love her husband too cause they are actually husband and wife and not this "we don't need a piece of paper to be married" sh*t they spout out in Hollywierd lately...Congrats to the happy family...stay funny y'all!
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This kid's gonna be funny
Submitted by myeager on October 26, 2008 - 1:48pm.
OMG I love Archie, and Betty and Veronica! I used to buy the double digests all the time
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So did I. I wish I had saved them. The one thing I admired about the Betty & Veronica digests was the artists were always very detailed about the fashions of the time. I loved it. I'm talking about reading old ones reprinted from the 50's thru the 70's.
Charming.
I like them and they're the kind of celebrity couple I think has a 'right' to reproduce, unlike some others I'd rather not name.
So congrats to them and the name doesn't bother me that much, but then again, I had no idea Archie was an obnoxious sitcom character until reading the comments here.
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Aww. Congrats, Amy. *smooch*
A.A. for initials...hmm.
Congrat to the happy couple!
Amy will cope well since she's used to working the graveyard shift at SNL.
I'm still amazed how Amy kept rapping til the very end. Archie will be a very energetic baby.
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Manimal my bf said the same thing. Great quote btw from the Ramones, though I still can't believe they did that song.
Submitted by patty cake on October 26, 2008 - 1:28pm.
she was funny as shit in Baby Mama
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ITA. I love Baby Momma!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Archie, Archibald is not too bad. Good luck Amy!
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OMG I love Archie, and Betty and Veronica! I used to buy the double digests all the time!
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she was funny as shit in Baby Mama
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The war isn't working.
OMG Archie is the cutest name ever.
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The war isn't working.
We're still hoping they scrap Archie and go for: Tad Poehler Arnett.
Sarah Palin would approve.
We've got our fingers crossed.
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These Hollywood fleabags go out of their way to put ridiculous names on their kids.
Archie? WTF?
Congrats. But, Archie? Where's Jughead?
That's worse than Julie Roberts naming her twins Hazel and Phineas.
Edit: I like these two funny sluts. So if they want to saddle their kid with an awkward moniker, rock on.
CONGRATS to the MIGHTY B!!!!!!!!!!
(if any of you have children,you will get that)
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AWWWWWW!
Congrats AMY & WILL!!!!
We'll miss you AMY!
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I love Will Arnett!
Something tells me lil' Archie's going to be hard wired to be the class clown in school with parents that have me rolling on the floor laughing with every fuckin' role they play!'
OT: Wino's back in rehab for a chest infection and because she doesn't want to have to face the fuzz about hitting that one bitch.
yay! congrats to a super-cool couple.
i hope little archie looks nothing like steve holt.
STEVE HOLT!
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Archie(BUNKER) ;) CONGRATS to the bestest funniest couple. :)
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omg yes plz name the baby GOB. he was the best character on arrested development, one of the funniest shows ever made.
I really can't think of Archie without Betty, Veronica & Jughead...why do people inflict these *cool* names on their kids?
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Too bad she had to miss JON HAMM!
Damn labor. Congratulations Amy and Will.
They are both so funny ,congrats to them both.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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High ten to hoozer and manimal5 for the suggested names of Bi Poehler and North Poehler. Hats off to you both.
That said, Will Arnett has some serious gay face going on. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Jussayin'.
Anyone else see it?
"That being said, I'd hit it."--MK
Archie is going to be as cute as his parents! Even the name is cute!
Who are they???
My collague Sophie got a baby yesterday.....cheers to her little Alfie! :D
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I can't wait to see a picture of Amy's little one. I'll bet he's a cutie. I hope he looks just like her. ;)
Hope you're ok, PSL;). Actually I kinda wanted to see what the major discussion was before beddy-bye. Ii's been sad news lately:(.
Snarkley, me too.
It is 1:30 AM where I am, and up to 4:30AM all across America.....you;d think maybe an Aussie would be around.....:)
anyway, I am about to pass out. Loooooooong night....
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Where is everyone,?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 26, 2008 - 4:23am.
Hey Snarkley! I thought I was only one up....:)
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
Hi, PSL! Actually I'm just getting in after a nihgt of debauchery. ;)
Hey Snarkley! I thought I was only one up....:)
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
Awesome, Amy! Congratulations!
Way to go Amy - all the best for you, Will and your new bundle of joy!
As a fellow Bostonian and devoted Red Sox fan, I couldn't be more happy for you both!!! Let me know where to send the Red Sox onesie!!!
God Bless!!!
The baby's name is Archie...I just read on another site. Archie Arnett...sounds like a cartoon character.
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Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 12:19am
just don't give up.
i have just one word for you. FAITH.
count your blessings. You'll be fine. Hey! i'm fine! Benji Madden talked to me! i'm healed by his powers!!
*smooches*
fer reals, FAITH.It makes a body and a heart good!
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
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Submitted by TITS on October 26, 2008 - 12:10am
AND you're funny as shit and we will be watching Dead like Me and throwing popcorn at it.
AND... because you're mah MS homie. Let's kill all them spammers and get their myelin. Actually, there might not be a lot of myelin there...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Very funny people and I LOVED Arrested Development. Congrats.
Looking into the abyss...
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 11:56pm.
that's great news! I love Amy! congrats!
this is one of the best nights evah! all mah homies were here, TV had something bizarre to tell, Angel_i brought the awesome avvie back
AND BENJI MADDEN WAS HERE!!!
i can go dream with angels now..♥♥
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don't make me send the gravelings.
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What's the occasion?
I'm guessing she had sex with a carnie.
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Congrats to Will, Amy, & the new Arnett/Poehler! I hope the family is over the moon tonight. (& it really would be cool if the baby was named GOB!)
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Yay!!!
At least we have another funny SNL mommy, Maya Rudolph, on this weekend.