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When I was a little baby, my mommy took a picture of my naked ass sitting on chair, eating a carrot (that explains it). Luckily, I was fat as fuck when I was a baby, so my gut hung over my private areas. This picture still haunts me to this very day. Well, it's a good thing my mommy isn't Diddy, because then she would've put my naked shit in the pages of L'Uomo Vogue!
In the October issue, Diddy dressed his twin girls, D’Lila Star and Jesse James, in bow ties and then plopped their bare asses on a fur throw for a totally classy photo shoot! It looks like Hef's twins have some competition!
Methinks Diddy's ego has completely devoured his brains and he doesn't know the difference between right and wrong anymore. Because this mess obviously belongs in the latter. I hope he at least bought them diamond rattles or some shit.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 25, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Please!! Daguerrotypes. How many copies should I put you down for (they're 28 X 40, or "coach-size")?
@Farrah- My favorite gift as a kid was an 8-track player. Great story about your grandmother!
Farrah, it is Shabbat. You should not be thinking such evil thoughts....:)
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
Submitted by Sheeps on October 25, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Yup. BTW I've got some old B&Ws of me doing nude pushups at like 6 months. Any takers?
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send them to Diddy. He might make you the next supa rappa!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 25, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by Gabriela on October 25, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Yup. BTW I've got some old B&Ws of me doing nude pushups at like 6 months. Any takers?
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I would have thought they'd be more like cave paintings. HAHAHA--- I kill me. And yes, I am an asshole. :)
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
I think the bow ties on otherwise nude little girls are what bothers me. They are very Playboy Club-esque.
The fur throw seems to be a way of saying that he is above everyone else. While ordinary people might protest the use of fur, he clearly thinks that he is fully entitled to use fur as he wishes, which includes plopping his bare daughters on it. Pure entitlement.
I think the tasteful private taking of a few photos of your own child is not a bad thing, as they are nostalgia pieces to reminisce on the innocence they represented. I do think that when literally every other photo in your child's baby album contains full-frontal nudity, there is something wrong (hello, mother-in-law?).
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by alleykat on October 25, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Stop fuckin buying Louis Vuitton bags (you dumb, tasteless bitches), paying for music (copy cassette tapes from your friends)...
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uh, my grandmother survived the holocaust with nothing but a Louis Vuitton trunk, i believe you're talking about the fakies. If you can't afford them, don't hate.
@Devilgirl: GENIUS! but what about the 8 track?
and my Beta tape player?
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by devilgirl on October 25, 2008 - 2:08pm.
@Alleycat- You are aware we have gone from cassette tapes to CD's in the last 20 years?
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heehee
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
Submitted by Gabriela on October 25, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Yup. BTW I've got some old B&Ws of me doing nude pushups at like 6 months. Any takers?
God he is a hot mess.....and this picture is just gross. What kind of father would pose like that w/ their DAUGHTERS?
He makes me sick.....
-The Hotness
Submitted by snowpiece on October 25, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Farrah, I like Kanye better than Diddy
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sorry hun, i was doing lunch times (stuffing my MOUFF with delicious treats) but i agree with you. I own Kanye's Graduation CD and i must say it's really good. Diddy only thinks of a word, tries to find as many words that rhyme with said word and steals somebody else's beats. I see you made a run in order to avoid the condiment sammich, so i hope you got something delicious to munch on!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I'm not a fan of the vulgarian that is Diddy aka Sean Puffy Combs. At the same time I'm not ready to label him an enabler for pedophilia and I think we have to be careful not to overreact with hysterical accusations to every picture of a nude child. The fact is most parents see candid nudes of their children as a celebration of innocence. That being said, I don't see this as one of those photos either. I see this as an egotistical presentation wherein his children are mere symbols of his virility, just as the fur throw is meant as an advertisement of his wealth.
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It's ironic that in its quest for immortality, religion itself may lead to our extinction.
@Alleycat- You are aware we have gone from cassette tapes to CD's in the last 20 years?
well hellllooooo madam s!!!!
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
parissucks,
Yep!
Flash Fast Forward 18 years......they'll take a pic just like my avie.
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
Okay, I 100% agree that you should never post your kids' photos online. And I don't.
But if pedos are getting off on diaper commercials or ads for Baby Gap, there's nothing we can do about it. It's not a crime. It's creepy as fuck, but not a crime.
I am protective as hell of my two little girls and I would castrate anyone who laid a finger on them (although no one is getting the chance). But getting all crazy about someone jerking off to an image in a magazine is ridiculous. EVERYONE has done it. It's when people turn their thoughts into illegal actions that we have to be careful and vigilant.
OK i need to read the articles more, didn't know it was HIS kids. But yeah it's still creepy
If you cover their private parts with their own or each other's hands, it's art. If you just let them sit there with their arms on their sides, it's kiddie porn. See the fine line? I truly believe this is how these people justify this kind of shit.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
What is OhNoHeDidint trying to achieve with his little girls sitting legs spread and one hand up the thigh of the other? That they'll grow up to be sexually free enough to bust the taboo of lesbian sister sister incest?
From the angle of the photograph one little girl has her hand over her crotch and the other hand on the crotch of the sister...
This is throw that dad in jail, give him a public beating shit.photographer should be beaten too.
This guy is obviously narcissistic, self serving and a materialistic person. There's no other explanation for this garbage.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
There's something particularly disturbing about the bows around the necks. It makes the girls seem even more objectified. So creepy.
This guy is the most gigantic tool.
may I ask you guys that take video and pics of your kids naked and bathing and all that? why? Comedic/blackmail aside, What's to remember about a bath?
i see naked bathing videos every goddamn time on Americas funniest home videos
and I'm ready to puke.it's like way to give pedophiles whacking material for 10,000, and not even that , a chance at 10,000.as there are always 10 videos of that nature per show.
because my family doesn't have any pics like that of us, the closest thing i've found is me 2yrs old. shirtless. tiddlywinks showing without shame.in a diaper.
And seeing even that prompted me to wonder about any you know "repressed memories".
Not being a bitch or anything,(well no more than usual)but why do i not understand?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 25, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by gyeah on October 25, 2008 - 1:24pm
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No I didn't see that movie..was it good? I was basing my comments from working with victims of crime at a police department, years ago
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Yes i liked it. The point of the mention was because in one scene the pedo guy goes on a date and he asks the woman who doesn't much about him, to park on a street, she is pouring her heart out to him about the causes of her own neurosis and when she looks over at him waiting for a reply he is jerking off looking at a the top of a swingset in someone's backyard. There were no children there and it was night time but just the suggestion is... (to say something compassionate) devastating. Just a suggestion is all that is needed to trigger. So these pictures, to me, are full on assault.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Obviously, this dumbass never saw the Law & Order SVU episode where a guy posted photos of kids that he took from all over the net on his website (database of like 10K photos) so perv's could stare and drool over <---- I'm trying to be tactful.
Never ever put your kids photos online. Nothing pisses me off more than SAHM's dressing their kids up in clothes to sell on eBay and them posting the photos to the auctions. Argh!
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Dick happens! - MK
Not only is Diddy an asshole - but his baby mama Kim Porter is just as bad for letting this dick pimp out her kids on his stupid show and in sick shit photos like this.....
What's the point of this picture? Ugh, It makes me feel like he's saying even baby girls love me. Maybe i'm wrong for thinking that way but in this society you can't help it. And Kanye is much better than Diddy whoever said they like him better. At least he has talent. this douche only is at the top cause of being Biggie's friend as far as I know. All he does is boss people around and sell shitty products.
I thought this was Kanye, both those mouth breathers look the same to me.
I bet there is a shit load of photographic goodies in MK's family album.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Triscuit: "And HOLY SHIT!
His mouth is ACTUALLY closed!"
Good thing he die from lack of oxygen. He must have been gasping for breath when the photographer finally snapped the photo.
Submitted by gyeah on October 25, 2008 - 1:24pm
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No I didn't see that movie..was it good? I was basing my comments from working with victims of crime at a police department, years ago.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
oh dear, I see Diddy's douchebag mouth breather gene got passed on...
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 25, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Pedophiles can get off on innocent stuff that the average person would never, in a million years consider sexual. Like diaper or toy commercials.
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Did you see the movie Little Children? Was that the name>? with Kate Winslet and the guy was one of the kids from Bad News Bears playing the pedo?
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Submitted by snowpiece on October 25, 2008 - 1:00pm.
gyeah how is your hair? i can't tell you how much I love waking up and having flat ass hair, not a puff ball as you can see in my avie, this was when I needed it straightened big time! i hope you are happy with yours
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Hey snow-pea!! Can't really tell because your hair looks pulled back into an elegant chignon. But it seems you had pretty blond hair already. These avies are so tiny it's hard to tell. Yes, it's liberating not having to deal with hair issues! I have so much more time to do other things in the morning now. I LOVESSIT! Only have to retouch the roots at the nape with a flat iron and a little bit on the sides and voila! Did you call salon?? Thanksss and see you around!
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
And HOLY SHIT!
His mouth is ACTUALLY closed!
Edit to say-MOUFF
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
Michael the K,
I love you but I may have to stop coming here ...My brain told me it can only take a couple more things like this before it parachutes out of my ears
I heard he is changong his name to P Edophile
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Pedophiles can get off on innocent stuff that the average person would never, in a million years consider sexual. Like diaper or toy commercials. It's not always a sluttily dressed pre-teen *Lolita* type that attracts them. So I predict a lot of sickos are going to be enjoying these pics.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Well, this only proves that with money out the ying yang, you still cannot buy class...
And neither of those children look at all happy!
Prick.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
ok I just got hungry and opened the fridge to find nada but condiments...gotta go to the Shoprite, talk to you ho bags later peace and love
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Every time I think I can't hate this fucker (I refuse to call him by that asshat nickname) any more than I already do, he does something moronic and ups my personal ante.
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do you see how the one baby is holding the other baby's leg?
Fucking asshole,so many nasty fucks are gonna get off on that.poor babies!
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
everyone has pictures of your own babys naked in the tub, running thru sprinklers, we dont put them in a magazine or have them on the internet, they are kept in familt photo albums for later blackmail {or when they are dating some one you despise} what kind of idiotic parenting skills does this man have? oy vey, hes the worst kind of self promoting parent and i hope it comes back to bite him in his pompous ass.
Farrah, I like Kanye better than Diddy maybe only because I like his songs better, I find them kind of clever. Diddy is so damn arrogant, Kanye's arrogance comes off as insecurity, IDK, I am getting too anylitical (sp?)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
gyeah how is your hair?
i can't tell you how much I love waking up and having flat ass hair, not a puff ball
as you can see in my avie, this was when I needed it straightened big time!
i hope you are happy with yours
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
i'm a lot more concerned about that look on his face....i screams 'lets bathe together until your 14 years old'.
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i hope them kids went poopie times on that oh so chic fur thing (whatever it is)
Actually, i hope they went diahrreah, vomit, peepee and all sorts of fun times on that shit.
I hate this ugly ass mofo, i'd love to see real "Celebrity Deathmatch" between Diddy and Kanye. ALL IN CAPS OF COURSEEEEEE!!!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
YEP let the pedos come out the woodwork. Smooth move, idiot.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Michael...WE NEED TO SEE THAT PICTURE!!!!!!!
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
His pedo fans are going to have a ball with these pictures.
Has anyone thought about how much the pedophiles are going to LOOOOVE this!