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When I was a little baby, my mommy took a picture of my naked ass sitting on chair, eating a carrot (that explains it). Luckily, I was fat as fuck when I was a baby, so my gut hung over my private areas. This picture still haunts me to this very day. Well, it's a good thing my mommy isn't Diddy, because then she would've put my naked shit in the pages of L'Uomo Vogue!
In the October issue, Diddy dressed his twin girls, D’Lila Star and Jesse James, in bow ties and then plopped their bare asses on a fur throw for a totally classy photo shoot! It looks like Hef's twins have some competition!
Methinks Diddy's ego has completely devoured his brains and he doesn't know the difference between right and wrong anymore. Because this mess obviously belongs in the latter. I hope he at least bought them diamond rattles or some shit.
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yeah, yeah, yeah... uphill in the snow just to get the dooky, i know!
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uphill both ways! now show a lil respect for your elders! sheesh
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
Man I hate looking at my baby pictures where I'm naked that shit ain't cute or funny, its embarrassing!
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Submitted by Noelegy on October 25, 2008 - 4:20pm.
I can't add to what others have said about this ridiculous and disturbing photo, so I'll just say: JESSE JAMES?!?
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weve been so busy being disgusted we forgot to laugh at that stupid name! thanks for the reminder :) jesse james roflmmfao so fucking stupid
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
He is the Pink Croc Boot of music.
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The comment that this picture makes is very disturbing. Normally, I'm all about helping people to let go of their misconceptions. The body is not only for sex - it's for lots of things!
But this picture just looks like:
Hey there! Look at my two little hos!
They gwan make BANK!
It's gross.
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This is the stupidest fucking photo I have ever seen and in every way.
I want to see those picks of P Shitty stepping in that dog shit with his gold shoes on again!
I can't add to what others have said about this ridiculous and disturbing photo, so I'll just say: JESSE JAMES?!?
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I like being able to edit my own comments, cuz I really stopped caring since this morning.
I thought those were his toes in the last picture.
I'm sure the pedophiles who like young little children thank you for this picture! What a stupid piece of trash this douchebag is!
Submitted by gyeah on October 25, 2008 - 3:03pm.
I am so torn between laughing at the Prada baby thongs and grandma's poodle with a crocheted skirt! I am getting scary visuals of both. :)
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If they weren't babies I'd comment on one's hand being dangerously close to the other's Taco Time stand. At what age does it become OK to make fun of that?
Yo Diddy. Your kids can breathe with their mouths shut. Why can't you?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Damn just throw a few bananas in there lol.
Soon all the mediawhores will have their naked children on magazine covers. Diddy and Pitt. Your beautiful girls deserve your respect not this crap.
They are probably wearing Prada baby thongs.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Trash pimping out more trash, why are these pictures out on the web????? If your going to do something this tasteless then keep it for your own eyes, there is nothing tasteful or cute about these pictures. It looks like he's hustling them out for pedophiles, truly disgusting, but what do you expect from this asshole.
WTF?! You can't even throw a damn Prada diaper on those little babies?!?! If the only thing separating the world from your daughter's infant vagina is your other daughter's infant hand, then we got a problem.
Why couldn't he put them in clothes? Wouldn't they have looked better in little dresses? This is just wrong.
Submitted by Gabriela on October 25, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Yup. BTW I've got some old B&Ws of me doing nude pushups at like 6 months. Any takers?
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 25, 2008 - 2:58pm.
i remember having to beat on rocks for entertainment in the middle of a vast desert wearing only a loincloth, but i'm 31, and there was LSD involved.. so, i don't think that counts
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LMAO!
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
Submitted by radio siren on October 25, 2008 - 2:21pm.
I think the tasteful private taking of a few photos of your own child is not a bad thing, as they are nostalgia pieces to reminisce on the innocence they represented. I do think that when literally every other photo in your child's baby album contains full-frontal nudity, there is something wrong (hello, mother-in-law?).
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RIght PRIVATE, keep it at home in a photo album on the corner coffee table under the pooddle with a crocheted skirt grandma left when she moved on up. Don't put the fucking photos in a world wide circulated man's magazine. NARCISSISTIC, SELF SERVING, MATERIALISTIC.
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even with all the money in the world, you can't buy class
Submitted by modianos on October 25, 2008 - 3:01pm.
yeah, yeah, yeah... uphill in the snow just to get the dooky, i know!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 25, 2008 - 2:58pm.
i remember having to beat on rocks for entertainment in the middle of a vast desert wearing only a loincloth, but i'm 31, and there was LSD involved.. so, i don't think that counts
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well when i was little we didnt even have rocks! and if we wanted to trip we had to eat fungi off of dooky!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
@ triscuit...i win! too bad im too old to celebrate! lol
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
Submitted by modianos on October 25, 2008 - 2:53pm.
i remember having to beat on rocks for entertainment in the middle of a vast desert wearing only a loincloth, but i'm 31, and there was LSD involved.. so, i don't think that counts
OT: Diddy's nothing, just a nothing in the magazines
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I just think that if we all want a small piece of the wealth that all the mindless, soulless cunts(housewives of Atlanta for example) in this country have, we will have to stop putting money in the pockets of these people. Stop fuckin buying Louis Vuitton bags (you dumb, tasteless bitches), paying for music (copy cassette tapes from your friends), watching TV if you have to pay for it (or at all), and don't go to sporting events whose proceeds will buy the backwoods bitches a McMansion down souf that requires "a staff." ETC.....
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ANARCHY!!!!! *rolling eyes*
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Submitted by modianos on October 25, 2008 - 2:53pm.
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 25, 2008 - 2:49pm.
RECORD PLAYER!!!
Yes,I had one.(I'm 32)
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well i can remember going into a store and buying an 8 track cassette. top THAT!
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
A big doggy poop for all the ghetto nouveau riche morons who don't really understand what being rich means. It's always the same for these below average joes who just happen to have loads of money and absolutely no common sense nor class. Diddy and Jello are a nice example.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 25, 2008 - 2:45pm.
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Do they make Halloweenie music?
I remember we had a record of "The Monster Mash"and on the flip side was witches cackling and blood curdling screams! We would try to put it on at night and scare the crap outta each other.Only for one of us to chuck a pillow at the RECORD PLAYER!!!
Yes,I had one.(I'm 32)
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 25, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Michael...WE NEED TO SEE THAT PICTURE!!!!!!!
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oh fuck yeah. i have photoshop open and ready to roll.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
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YES Triscuit.
I just sent a scathing email to corporate.
Don't you shove that shit down my throat for 2 months! Fuck THAT.
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 25,
just because he took pics with his kids doesn't necessarily mean he has relationship with them....look at Britney.
True. Wonder what Kim Porter thinks of him as a dad?
By the way, how did Diddy get so fucking rich? I mean he is LOADED...
Submitted by islandgirl on October 25, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Sausage wallet-sized, please.
hahahahaha. I see you brought home some of the charm and good taste of that other city.
ugh...i see the need to raise normal children has completely escaped diddy...
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WoW!
are you kidding me?????
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
What is that, ghetto fabulous pedo porn?!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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While alleycat may have worded it more than a little harshly, I do firmly believe that we need to take power out of the hands of the elitist celebs (whatever their race; it doesn't matter!). That means if there's a Diddy song you can't live without (you have huge taste deficiences, but I digress) then copy the music for free whenever possible; resist buying shoes from Jessica Simpson's line, or anything the Hollywood Whores have made popular; and do not pay to go see Brangelina's movies or any other celeb undeserving of the fame and entitlement they're enjoying by the sweat our our collective backs! This nation is turning into a third-world atmosphere where the majority of the population are struggling while the rich (many of whom are in Hollywood) are enjoying immense wealth while contributing very little, either intellectually or charitably, for the good of society.
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Submitted by chichi on October 25, 2008 - 2:32pm.
At least Diddy has a relationship with his kids. More than I can say for some fucktard dads... celeb money or not.
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just because he took pics with his kids doesn't necessarily mean he has relationship with them....look at Britney.
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
I heard CHRISTMAS MUSIC in Walgreen's yesterday!
I need to go email corporate right now....I cannot stand TWO MONTHS of Christmas music. I may have to kill someone.
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
this deserves is own special category. trying way too hard to look cool and failing miserably has a nice ring to it.
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
At least Diddy has a relationship with his kids. More than I can say for some fucktard dads... celeb money or not.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 25, 2008 - 2:27pm.
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Sausage wallet-sized, please. :P
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@Farrah- My favorite gift as a kid was an 8-track player. Great story about your grandmother!
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aaahhh, 8 trackers and sky high bangs... dear G'd.
And my gramma still keeps the trunk. In a room built exclusively to the memories of those who didn't make it. You're a sweetheart.
@PSL: Shabbat AGAIN?!?!? what's next, Hannukah?? oh yeah, Hannukah's next..*sigh*
when can we be eveeeeel then??
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I think these pictures are disgusting. It clearly shows that those kids belong to Diddy, just like his cars and clothes. This picture says "Hey there, we are Diddy's children, this picture was taken in a lame attempt to make men envy our daddy's privileged ass" Guess what, daddy Diddy, this piccy is made of FAIL.
It's a good thing this fucker has a lot of money though, those kids will need therapy until the end of their days.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Farrah, just shot you an email, my fellow Jewess....
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
JMO! But he is wearing a tuxedo ruffle shirt. It would of been really hot to have custom toddler tuxedo ruffle shirts on the youngins. (in pink or purple). Nakid youngins is so not the right look for this.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1