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When I was a little baby, my mommy took a picture of my naked ass sitting on chair, eating a carrot (that explains it). Luckily, I was fat as fuck when I was a baby, so my gut hung over my private areas. This picture still haunts me to this very day. Well, it's a good thing my mommy isn't Diddy, because then she would've put my naked shit in the pages of L'Uomo Vogue!
In the October issue, Diddy dressed his twin girls, D’Lila Star and Jesse James, in bow ties and then plopped their bare asses on a fur throw for a totally classy photo shoot! It looks like Hef's twins have some competition!
Methinks Diddy's ego has completely devoured his brains and he doesn't know the difference between right and wrong anymore. Because this mess obviously belongs in the latter. I hope he at least bought them diamond rattles or some shit.
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Naked baby pictures have not been acceptable since 1982. Someone call Child Protective Services.
@modianos:
Def get with The Office. Funny funny stuff.
Oscar rocks.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
I hope these adorable little girls grow up one day and give P-Diddy-Doo-Doo a serious twin-tag-team beat down when they grow into their teens. Keep that shit in the family album for FAMILY ONLY EVER...not on a wall, not in the hall and certainly fucking NOT FOR ALL.
I find it kind of creepy. It's too personal to be in a magazine.
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That's a cute baby angel_i, who is it?
Dennis Quaid, Marcia Cross,
Nevermind. Look at this baby!
http://www.associatedcontent.com/image/39771/index.html?cat=7
It's a SOUL BABAY! =)
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He's a graduate of the Tyra Banks Skool of Modeling. FIERCE!! Not. Jesus, he makes me ill.
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Submitted by soraya on October 25, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Yeah I agree. The bow ties look weird. To be fair though I don't think people see their own kids the way strangers do.
He probably thought it looked cute.
Beautiful little girls though.
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Submitted by soraya on October 25, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Whats weird is that he is so formally dressed- thats what makes it look fucked up. I'm sure their argument is "its natural for babies to be naked" well it looks a whole lot more natural if dad has his shirt off as well. The bow ties are just weird and strangely objectifying.
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Yes, that definitely adds to the creep factor! But it's also the way he's sitting that I find kind of not right. Like he's on a date with them or something. Bleeuughh.
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Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on October 25, 2008 - 7:00pm
is Justin hers too? damn. Beesh could teach "Gold Digging 101"
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Misa Hylton-Brim is Justin's mom, and Kim is Christian's mom.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 25, 2008 - 7:06pm.
@Sandbitch:
For reals. You guys better have that revolution before all them twinsies grow up
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They'll be good for the economy.
Jolie Pitter's x 2
J-Lotter's x 2
Driver's x 2
Pretty woman's x 2
Sheener's x 2
Diddy's x 2
I'm sure I've missed a few.
Submitted by Sayonara on October 25, 2008 - 7:00pm
is Justin hers too? damn. Beesh could teach "Gold Digging 101"
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They're gorgeous girls but they sure don't look happy (somehow still not as creepy as suri though)
Whats weird is that he is so formally dressed- thats what makes it look fucked up. I'm sure their argument is "its natural for babies to be naked" well it looks a whole lot more natural if dad has his shirt off as well. The bow ties are just weird and strangely objectifying.
UGH I can't imagine having this asshole as a father- these girls have no chance!
Hey ho's!
There is nothing more adorable than little nekkid babehs. And nothing more creepy than selling pics of their nekkid selves to a magazine. Am I the only one that thinks the way he's posing with them is a bit iffy?
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@Sandbitch:
For reals. You guys better have that revolution before all them twinsies grow up.
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Babies and glass furniture. Always a good combination. They look happy lil bubs, not.
It's bad enough having the Olsen twins moping around town, imagine what it's going to be like in about 15 years time. The streets are going to be crawling with cashed up double yolkers.
I just thought: What if he's showing off to J.Lo: See this, bitch? I KNOW what my children look like!
And then it occurred to me - BOTH of those losers had twins. UGH.
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Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 25, 2008 - 6:33pm.
There is nothing sweet about this picture. If I were their mother I would be furious
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the difference is that you're a normal person. The mother of these two poor booh booh is still dancing at the fact that not only she got ONE winning ticket, but TWO, so anything Diddy wanna do with the winning tickets, he pays her in cars, daaahhhhmonds, grill for her teefers, etc, etc..
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She has three winning tickets (they have a son together too). Damn I know that Misa (Puffy's ex)is happy that she got rid of him.
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 25, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Farrah....lol! Hey, I know some people won't want to go back through 3 pages of comments, and I still stand by my statement!!
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and i still think you're 100% right. Just add some GRILLZ for them teefers and just for the fun of it, i would throw in Lil' John...or whatever it's left of him.
And i believe you don't even need to fast forward 18 years. I get a Super Sweet 16 vibe from those two..
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Farrah....lol! Hey, I know some people won't want to go back through 3 pages of comments, and I still stand by my statement!!
hugs!
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 25, 2008 - 6:33pm.
There is nothing sweet about this picture. If I were their mother I would be furious
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the difference is that you're a normal person. The mother of these two poor booh booh is still dancing at the fact that not only she got ONE winning ticket, but TWO, so anything Diddy wanna do with the winning tickets, he pays her in cars, daaahhhhmonds, grill for her teefers, etc, etc..
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 25, 2008 - 6:28pm.
I repeat:
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 25, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Flash Fast Forward 18 years......they'll take a pic just like my avie.
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bwahahah, i went nap times, and i don't know what's funnier
a) you quoting yourself
b)the quote is still hilarious!
they should keep the bow tie, tho. Just for klass, chu kno'
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
islandgirl; EXACTLY! He doesn't need to expose these little ones to the industry. They didn't ask for fame...yet.
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that is disturbing
There is nothing sweet about this picture. If I were their mother I would be furious
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 25, 2008 - 6:25pm.
I hate Diddy with the power of a million burning suns.
Was it REALLY necessary for him to do this? Couldn't he have put them in cute winter clothes, and taken pics of them playing in the snow somewhere? I hate how these dipshits try to be 'artistic' but they just end up being trash.
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Or better still, how about not putting your babies in a photo shoot PERIOD? He really is a piece of shit, no?
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I repeat:
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 25, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Flash Fast Forward 18 years......they'll take a pic just like my avie.
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
I hate Diddy with the power of a million burning suns.
Was it REALLY necessary for him to do this? Couldn't he have put them in cute winter clothes, and taken pics of them playing in the snow somewhere? I hate how these dipshits try to be 'artistic' but they just end up being trash.
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Submitted by alleykat on October 25, 2008 - 3:49pm.
I like being able to edit my own comments, cuz I really stopped caring since this morning.
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Your avie reminded me of some funny ass shit that happened in my humanities class. The professor asked the class what "plasticity" was and some kid answered: What Pamela Anderson's body has become.
I almost pee'd myself! The professor was not amused.
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and what a perfect quote for this post! kudos to you :)
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
As Ocar from "The Office" would say,
"I don't like looking at it; it's creepy and in bad taste and it's just offensive to me. It makes me think of the horrible, frigid stage mothers that forced the babies into it. It is the opposite of art. It destroys art. This is so much more offensive to me than hard core porn!"
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im missin out! brb i have to go put the office in my netflix Q
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
@dementa
I agree: Oscar is the best character on The Office. Really the only one I would consider normal. Totally agree with him on the baby posters: creeptastic.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
As Ocar from "The Office" would say,
"I don't like looking at it; it's creepy and in bad taste and it's just offensive to me. It makes me think of the horrible, frigid stage mothers that forced the babies into it. It is the opposite of art. It destroys art. This is so much more offensive to me than hard core porn!"
That said, I love Oscar. He's my favorite gay dude on TV.
And those babies are going to be so fucked when they grow up. Granted anyone with Diddy for a father is already, but having him pimp you out in your nude infancy guarantees either an early overdose or a lifetime on the shrink's couch.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 25, 2008 - 5:18pm.
myspace?!?... i have enough trouble keeping my house clean!
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you better get your ass over there and make a page *glares at ESE*
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
Submitted by rotten_egg on October 25, 2008 - 2:49pm.
A big doggy poop for all the ghetto nouveau riche morons who don't really understand what being rich means. It's always the same for these below average joes who just happen to have loads of money and absolutely no common sense nor class. Diddy and Jello are a nice example.
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you forgot to add beyonce to the list bro! lolol
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i love monster mash and i totaly don't get why christmas music has to be played so early. i guess its to entice shoppers to start their shopping. god christmas has become so camercialized its disgusting.
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They must have photoshopped his mouth shut. The photo is just weird, he's looking all 'cool' and posing, wouldn't he at least want to smile while sitting with his daughter? What a scumbag. The kids look fine to me though, the bow ties look dumb.
Is he retarded?
Submitted by modianos on October 25, 2008 - 5:12pm.
myspace?!?... i have enough trouble keeping my house clean!
OT: really... not gonna happen
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Submitted by Gabriela: "I'm not a fan of the vulgarian that is Diddy aka Sean Puffy Combs. At the same time I'm not ready to label him an enabler for pedophilia and I think we have to be careful not to overreact with hysterical accusations to every picture of a nude child. The fact is most parents see candid nudes of their children as a celebration of innocence. That being said, I don't see this as one of those photos either. I see this as an egotistical presentation wherein his children are mere symbols of his virility, just as the fur throw is meant as an advertisement of his wealth. "
Exactly the way I see it, too. The nudity is not a problem for me. In general, I can't get too worked up about nudity. I'm more outraged by the Playboy Bunny bowties and his pathological need to be taken seriously.
im talkin to myself again...its sad really :(
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
This rich dumbass couldnt afford something more for his kids than 2 bow ties? Cheap ass!
liesure?
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
The babies look concerned about Hoppy, the bagina biting dog. Cross your little fat legs, babies!!
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ese, aphid, everyone! whats the hold up on the myspace pages?? those i can check at my liesure...im not exactly the queen of follow up on here. if youve ever asked me a question you probably know that already...so minimize dlisted for a sec and get to work!! times a wastin!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 25, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by modianos on October 25, 2008 - 4:49pm.
oohh!.. it wasn't barefooted?!... pfft!
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did you need me to say it? i thought that was a given.
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
I'm glad my parents were too sexually repressed to take naked baby pictures of yours truly.
Let me amend my last comment...
Celebrities should not be allowed to have pets or children. Especially big-headed, ego-tripping mouth-
breathers,
Actually, this is the same kind of photo as the lady who made millions with pics of bare neked babies posing in pumpkins, in flowers, tea cups, etc. Not that big a deal.
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i'm not sure. the one baby's hand on the other kinda looks like bad touching.
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Submitted by modianos on October 25, 2008 - 4:49pm.
oohh!.. it wasn't barefooted?!... pfft!
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