Saturday, October 25th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Julie Masking -The other day I was doing "research" (don't judge) on female masks and came across this stunning beauty. Julie has tons of YouTubes of her posing in her mask. I spent a while watching and re-watching all of them. I can't take my eyes off of her. I don't know whether to curl up underneath my sofa or laugh hysterically until I vomit. Click here for all her videos.
Julie still looks more human than Jocelyn Wildenstein. Shit. She almost looks more real than Nicole Kidman.
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@snowy... Benji Madden told me to tell you that you look HWAT when you smile. ♥
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
IG! scratching you!
you guys I am having a really bad day personally and it's so nice to have you all to cheer me up, I can't talk to my real life friends about what's going on and I don't want to talk about it on here but I'm just glad I have y'all to make me smile....thanks! :)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
snowy, it's you in the pic- pretty lady!
sure, use your avie when Jimmy Bocca isn;t here to call you fat and ugly....heehee
I'd smack anyone who called my kids Paris and Nicky!
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"
To tell the truth,I found she posted a profile on a famous dating site called ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
hi Leona! I always think of Leona Lewis (i like her, it's not a bad thing, LOL)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
PSL did I ever tell you about my two nieces who live in VA? two little beautiful blonde babies, spoiled out of their minds and very racist, my friends CALL them Paris and Nikki Hilton, so sad! LOL what can I do? they call my other niece, whose Dad is Senagalese, "blacky" it's not even funny!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Snowpiece = MEOW!! xo
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
ok loves, it's either Suzanne Whang from my fave show House Hunters International or me, LOL if it's a blonde (ish) it's me, if she's asian its SW, i still see Benji, he must be in my eyeballs
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Saw VI trailer.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Farrah, MY avie is the EPITOME of elegance! I hope if I have daughters, they grow up to be JUST LIKE the Hilton Sisters!
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You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim
-Jim Croce
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 25, 2008 - 11:57am.
hee hee snowy....yeah, he is just so douchey to me
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hi beautiful early birdie!
so it was you that destroyed our Benji fantasies! lol, speaking of douches... have you checked your avvie lately?? LOL!!
*smooches*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 25, 2008 - 11:50am.
Farrah, do you still see Benji when you refresh ?(and I don'r mean when you refresh your panties)
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NO! not anymore! *sobbing* i just see a brunette holding something and an Anerican flag (bad eyesight/kinda still waking up, sorry)
And oh, how i wish i saw Benji Madden everytime i refreshed mah panties! (at least i'd know he's still alive!)
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
hee hee snowy....yeah, he is just so douchey to me......on second thought, he is a good match for the Whore-ess!
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You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim
-Jim Croce
LOL Farrah, you didn't miss much, PSL was just asking why we love that douche so much and I was like yeah, why do we? LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
no snowy, there is a pretty lady in your avie.....not Benji.....:)
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You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim
-Jim Croce
Submitted by snowpiece on October 25, 2008 - 11:42am.
Farrah! it was your BFF that made me start questioning my blind allegience!
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dammit! i KNEW i was gonna miss something fun whilest being at the Synagogue doing my "jewessly" duties! what happened??
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Farrah, do you still see Benji when you refresh ?(and I don'r mean when you refresh your panties)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on October 25, 2008 - 11:41am
Socky!!!! hi, buddy, how are you? could i please beg you to get your flu shots this year?? you scared me to death last year, even tho, G'd bless your BF for being such a sweetheart!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Mrs G! batty batty batty!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Farrah! it was your BFF that made me start questioning my blind allegience!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 11:32am.
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*opening lid to hamper* *whispering* Psssssst! Farrah! Hi! *sticking out little sock monkey hand* *waving* I'm happy to see you! *closing lid*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Gooooood mooooorning!!!! Ugh at work on a satty day =( ....I think I want a mask like that for my "off" days lol
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
The vid where he/she says..."Oh, dear..another long day in a wig & a girdle." Then it takes off the earrings, starts to lift off the mask..and the mask looks like a pig's face...*cue John Carpenter's music from Halloween II* *scream* That's it! I'm not gonna watch 'em anymore. They're freaking me out!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I like how MK called Julie *her*.
Ahem.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
OMG. i have never seen anything like this before. where do people take the turn in life marked: FREAKSHOW
this bitch (or whatever it is) ain't got nothing on Benji Madden! yeah, beeshes, you can quit on him if you want, but mah mamma raised no quitter!
i shall not stop till i find whatever's left of him.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
After you watch it, click on the "girl" with the brown hair and pink sweater that comes on the bottom. What in gawds green earth is that shit?! Talk about some scary looking F&*cks!
Geez talk about highly flammable content.
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Go Phillies!
Gotta go forage for groceries, see yuns later.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Wow. I'm entranced by this. It's got a very "Train-wreck" quality that doesn't let me look away.
sock monkey ears are the cutest thing evah!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by snowpiece on October 25, 2008 - 11:18am.
socks: I watched it again, I think someone is sucking her dick!!!!
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*SCREAM* Don't tell me that! *covering little sock monkey ears* LOL!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Mr. President on October 25, 2008 - 10:59am.
Maybe she has nut allergies and just ate a peanut butter sandwich. Works better than botox.
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LMAO...when I saw her, I thought, that's not sexy, it's an allergic reaction!
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose.
I prefer the Jessica Trance vids! How could we have lived without this before? The Empress of Lucite and PP have competition!
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 25, 2008 - 11:14am.
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*jumping up and down* *running and hugging your knees* Me loves you, Mrs. Kravitz! Love the cowgirl! Me gonna get one!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
OKIE,
RIGHT, I know!!! There are others on that site as well.
Sock Monkeys Rule
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
socks: I watched it again, I think someone is sucking her dick!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I aint judging, but I want to know what MK is going to do with one.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 25, 2008 - 11:05am.
Sock-Monkey i know! i'm skeeered, why is she moving like that, is she nervous? we can't judge by her "facial" expression!
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What makes it creepier, some vids have no sound. I'm waiting for blood splatter! *scream*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Brian on October 25, 2008 - 11:01am.
OMG, I love your avie!!!!! HAWTTTT!
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
@Mrs.K.. OMG that is so cute, that ornament is!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
SOCKY♥♥♥
check it out
Cowgirl Sock Monkey Ornament
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
I'm gonna have nightmares as it is from looking at that rectum-like lip liner!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Julie's lips still aren't as gross as Lisa Rinna's.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 25, 2008 - 11:04am.
Hi Socky--- I think so. In order to watch the rest of the vids you have to be over 18 I think, so Julie is probably choking her chicken. GAH!!
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Oh, fuck! Now I gotta watch the rest of this shit! Why? Hell, if I know.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Call me chicken, but I'm too skeered to click.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Triscuit on October 25, 2008 - 11:02am.
I love the new sock avvie!!!!!
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Thanks! *sock monkey hugs & smoooches* I was a beauty up until last night then TigerLilly left me some good shit. *sniff, sniff* I don't remember what happened after that. LOL!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Mr. President on October 25, 2008 - 10:59am.
Maybe she has nut allergies
I'd guess she likes nuts in the can.
Submitted by EvilShoe on October 25, 2008 - 11:02am.
Wow, I really should have fucking listened to you.
And let's not ignore this poignant comment on the "Masked Bride" video:
salpecam (11 months ago)
I am rock hard now. Every bride needs a cock.
Yowza.
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
Sock-Monkey i know! i'm skeeered, why is she moving like that, is she nervous? we can't judge by her "facial" expression!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i