Saturday, October 25th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Julie Masking -The other day I was doing "research" (don't judge) on female masks and came across this stunning beauty. Julie has tons of YouTubes of her posing in her mask. I spent a while watching and re-watching all of them. I can't take my eyes off of her. I don't know whether to curl up underneath my sofa or laugh hysterically until I vomit. Click here for all her videos.
Julie still looks more human than Jocelyn Wildenstein. Shit. She almost looks more real than Nicole Kidman.
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I am haunted now. Haunted.
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A little song.
A little dance.
A little seltzer down your pants.
Typeless. The lips unnerved me.
So basically these are all dudes behind all this latex shit right?
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Is that Nicole Kidman's identical twin sister? She looks just like her except for the hair. This one has much better hair than Nicole.
WTH!!!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 10:43pm.
ewww, there's an image for ya
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 25, 2008 - 10:37pm.
That's not JW. Its her celebu-spawn with Pete Burns.
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Jocelyn Wildenstein got her some implants?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Yuppers - click on my link to see the preview. I had no idea!! I was hunting up a clip after mrs k started prattling on about that lovely hunk of jew-meat mandy patinkin. can you believe she's never seen dlm?
watching them all again now. After reading this site i finally got the reference to "yeah, she was a real 'see you next tuesday'" (cunt)
I think the red haired reaper left the show too soon. liked her better than daisy.
Word is that mandy doesn't even have a cameo. fuck it.
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If you ever take someone's soul again, without first having a post-it, I'm gonna break this pipe off in your ass.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
WTF is that?
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 8:34pm.
What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
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totally off topic, because, er... i'm askeered but luvs yer siggy. I once went to a diner and asked the gum chewing waitress what the "soup du jour was" and she said "it's the soup of the day, dummy". Needless to say we ended up hitting the pizza place.
And a Dead like Me movie??? fer sure?? i LUVS that show!! i can't wait!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
it is weird and creepy, but i just showed it to a bunch of friends and we cannot deny that it is good for a laugh.
Where are you applying this lipstick leona?
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by Gry on October 25, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Really, beauty is the ultimate grotesquerie. This whole look is the platinum blonde, overinflated, hyper-femme Bitch Goddes aesthetic taken (like it always is) way too far. In the end, you have to wonder if Julie is any less real than Nicole Kidman, Pam Anderson, Shauna Sand, Angelyne, the Hefner sluts, and all their many variants. It all comes down to wearing a mask in the battle against everything natural.
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Yeah, I was thinking the same but not in that high fallutin' kinda way. I was thinking that this is gonna be the new plastic surgery for hillbillies and other types of ghettoites who love to emulate the ways of the rich and famous.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Oh and..@ Snowy...
What a purty DListed ho you is...Tiger jelly...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Um...Je ne comprend pas?.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Gry on October 25, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Really, beauty is the ultimate grotesquerie. This whole look is the platinum blonde, overinflated, hyper-femme Bitch Goddes aesthetic taken (like it always is) way too far. In the end, you have to wonder if Julie is any less real than Nicole Kidman, Pam Anderson, Shauna Sand, Angelyne, the Hefner sluts, and all their many variants. It all comes down to wearing a mask in the battle against everything natural.
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The era of, "If you weren't born with it then buy it" is here to stay and not just for Hollywhack any longer. I don't obsess over a new wrinkle as long as it's from smiling and not frowning. :))
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Snowy,
Holy shmolies, woman. What a gorgeous, classy picture of you in your avatar (I'm pretty sure that's you)? :D
@Gry:
Ditto what you sed. I'mma stop shaving my legs and wearing lipstick.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Really, beauty is the ultimate grotesquerie. This whole look is the platinum blonde, overinflated, hyper-femme Bitch Goddes aesthetic taken (like it always is) way too far. In the end, you have to wonder if Julie is any less real than Nicole Kidman, Pam Anderson, Shauna Sand, Angelyne, the Hefner sluts, and all their many variants. It all comes down to wearing a mask in the battle against everything natural.
What in the world is going on with the face, chest, and stringy hair piece? All plastic.
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 25, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by Brittny on October 25, 2008 - 2:16pm.
I saw it and thought someone had dressed up as a Bratz doll for halloween, no joke! Yuck!
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ooo see, not THERE's a great Halloween costume idea THANKS :)
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UM! HELLO! I WAS A BRATZ DOLL TWO YEARS AGO! MANY PEOPLE JUST ASSUMED I WAS A TRANNY! IT WAS FUN!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Talk about odd fetishes. why not just go for a tranny or your average Joe cross dresser? Hmmmm I wonder if traditional cross dressers see this as competitive? The freaky part would be if the guy took the mask off and he looked the same underneath.
Submitted by Brittny on October 25, 2008 - 2:16pm.
I saw it and thought someone had dressed up as a Bratz doll for halloween, no joke! Yuck!
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ooo see, not THERE's a great Halloween costume idea THANKS :)
... You know, I can totally see how that would lead to hot sexay times with the boyfriend -- don't judge.
BUT I wouldn't pick that mask.
Hi snowy!
Had to log in/out real quick earlier. Just got your greeting.
Leona Lewis has good hair.
Hope you got a hot night planned! And no masking for you--you're too good for that mess.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Is that you, MK???
Actually I thought it was Amanda Lepore.
How creepy, I can't imagine having that heavy latex on my face for any period of time. But then I am claustrophobic. Yuck...REALLY creepy!
What is IT? La Pequena has her beat hands down.
Is that a BRATZ doll coming to haunt me?
I'd like to play with those big silicone boobs. Yup, no doubt, I'm gay for sure!
WTF????????
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Cats are cute, but kittens are cuter." -John Mayer 06.13.07 Phx, AZ
Fascinatingly disturbing. The other related vids are just... surreal.
Y Porque Tu Gritas? Porque el Silencio No Es Justo! -- La Gran Kika
Disturbing.
omg shes a monster everyday is halloween 4 her or what ever it is . could give me head any day wit those big o lips of hers.
Full body latex masking: http://www.maskon.com/marti/Rubbersisters/rubbersisters-19.htm
remember that guy in silence of the lambs who was making his own human suit? to bad he came of age before latex.
the final subjectation of women.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
This is just sad.
Any plasto who does this kind of crap to someone needs to have their own surgeon's knife turned on them.
ummm...gross...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
DUDE! Ok I just watched that shit, and then some! I watched a few of her vids..and..oh lord. I am scared. Can someone come hold me? WTF!!! Who is she talking to? Ahhhh *cries*
I saw it and thought someone had dressed up as a Bratz doll for halloween, no joke! Yuck!
What are "False Eyelasssis"?
There's a dude behind all that rubber and plastic hair.
Thought of Bratz as well, hehehe I guess it's the mouth :)
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
What the hell is this masking thing? Is it a fetish?
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
She is pretty hot ,kind of looks like a blow up doll.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
LMAO, you're absolutely right, QueenBee!
Submitted by QueenBee on October 25, 2008 - 1:12pm.
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OMGoodness!!!!!!!
You are absolutely fucking totally right!!
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“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim Morrison
That face is as close to a Bratz doll as any human will ever get.
Gross.
hahahahahaha wut?!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on October 25, 2008 - 12:43pm.
*kiss**kiss**kiss*
The BF is being extra lovable this flu season. I'll be careful, I promise
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you better, Sockie! i missed you so much!
and all the evil ones are gone, it's safe to come play. And you know i'll always cuttabeesh if anyone messes with chu.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Farrah on October 25, 2008 - 11:48am.
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*kiss**kiss**kiss*
The BF is being extra lovable this flu season. I'll be careful, I promise. Have all my winter stuff ready to go in case it gets cold and if I get a little sniffle and off I go to the doc. I'm being good!
ON T: Watch the vids! You gotta watch the vids! Creeeeeepy!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Hey, PSL... that IS appropriate. Save me a seat, would ya? :)
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Hi IG!
I was listening to Billy Joel last night, and the line in my siggie made me think of all my Dlisted pals.....so appropriate! We are all going to hell.....lol
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
-Billy Joel "Only The Good Die Young"