Panty Creamer Of The Day
Stop fighting it and just admit that you want to spin on this hot bitch's roided-up baby carrot stick. Then you want to smear his eyeliner and Wet 'n Wild foundation with your genitals while you seductively play with his sexy hair clip. Then you want to lick Carrot Bottom's Top's eyebrows, because they taste like chili powder and DEP gel (the combination is addictive). And don't get me started on that fur burger frying on his chin.
Go home tonight, pull a carrot out and try to tell it that you don't want to make sweet love to its god, Carrot Top. Look directly at it and try to lie. You won't be able to......
Okay, I'm starting to scare myself with my CT obsession. I'm backing away and throwing all my carrots out before it's too late.
Here's a gorgeous pickled carrot hunk with some douchey guinea pig person at the opening of Tacos and Tequilas in Las Vegas last night.
• 
Submitted by TITS on October 24, 2008 - 8:56pm.
Tiger - you forget us mere mortals don't warrant HUGE FUCK OFF AVATARS like you do. If I did that, and it'd be easy, it would never show.
needs to be simple.
Can I shake your other paw now?
******************************************
Dont gimme no 'scuses...Look at what My Two Cents done just did...
Ok, if it need to be simple...Carrot's hair on Phobe's face...? I mean, that's some hotness there...or Carrot's face on Phoebe? Oh the choice...Which is better???? No, I think Carrot's hair on Phoebe....
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 24, 2008 - 8:56pm.
*
pshop addict.
LOVE LOVE LOVE the greenery at top - reminds me of her headbands.
hair need to be curly.
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Short notice. AVI no.1 of 905603946503
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Tiger - you forget us mere mortals don't warrant HUGE FUCK OFF AVATARS like you do. If I did that, and it'd be easy, it would never show.
needs to be simple.
Can I shake your other paw now? *GRAB* *clip* *snick* *snip* *snip*
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
I wonder what MK's doing tonight! jacking off to pictures of CT perhaps? You know, the way he goes on and on about him I can't help but wonder if they ever hooked up. In fact, I wonder if MK's ever hooked up with anyone famous? Haha, let's gossip about MK! Unfortunately, I don't have anything on him...
CT needs a mini-banana clip for his chin fro.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
Submitted by TITS on October 24, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 24, 2008 - 8:41pm.
what would you like? his hair on her face or vice versa? or maybe just him in one of her outfits holding a tabloid? brain tired. need help
*********************************************
Ok, let's see. Let's go for his hair with her Raspberry Koolaid locks showing beneath. His eyebrows on her chicken cutlet face and his roided up arms and her speckled cleavage? That doable? If so, SEXAY HWAT!
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on October 24, 2008 - 8:46pm.
or...'gunty bint mon' get in all the colonies.
let the commonwealth language games begin!
===
LOL TITS! I'm in!
*Merkins need not apply*
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 24, 2008 - 8:46pm.
I was thinking a carrot in a ginger wig, with chola flavor
*
and some poppadoms. my asshole neighbours are cooking outside again.
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
or...'gunty bint mon' get in all the colonies.
let the commonwealth language games begin!
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
I was thinking a carrot in a ginger wig, with chola flavor
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 24, 2008 - 8:41pm.
what would you like? his hair on her face or vice versa? or maybe just him in one of her outfits holding a tabloid? brain tired. need help
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Looks like a bat tangled in his hair
Submitted by TITS on October 24, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 24, 2008 - 7:17pm.
I wonder if Phoebe Price finds him attractive and vice versa. Just imagine if they had a child together, it would glow in the dark.
******************************************
Somebody MUST.MAKE.AVATAR....
MK would die! That would be his soul mate...Well one of them...
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on October 24, 2008 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 24, 2008 - 7:17pm.
I wonder if Phoebe Price finds him attractive and vice versa. Just imagine if they had a child together, it would glow in the dark.
*
it would look like your avatar - silly bint.
=====
Gunty Bint. My newest fave term. It's a tasty blend of British-Canuckish-Australianish.
hehe...we colonies are laffing at the independents. Join us, join us...
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 24, 2008 - 7:17pm.
I wonder if Phoebe Price finds him attractive and vice versa. Just imagine if they had a child together, it would glow in the dark.
*
it would look like your avatar - silly bint.
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Those guineapig hats are too cute!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Mrs. Bucket I love you!"
Whooda thunkit! Guineapigs LOVE hats:
http://cuddlycavies.homestead.com/Hats.html
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Submitted by She She peritta on October 24, 2008 - 7:49pm.
What ever happened to Eric Stoltz? He was a HOT Ginge!
*
purrr rowr! i love him. last thing I saw him in was 'triangle' a three part tv movie. so/so leaning towards good.
i'm a red head and find myself attracted to red haired men. once of lifes weirdnessesses.
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
that face will haunt.my.nightmares.
Slo news day? Does anyone care about CT?
Baaiiiii Mrs. K!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 24, 2008 - 7:52pm.
go to your room, young lady!!!!!
hee hee hee
♥
I'm OUTTA HERE
smooches & ass grabs
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
I can't believe I'm about to admit this out loud, but I have a thing for freckly ginges and the freckles on his neck are making me want sexy times.
What ever happened to Eric Stoltz? He was a HOT Ginge!
What ever happened to Eric Stoltz? He was a HOT Ginge!
LOL MK, I've heard that Adrien Brody's nose is bigger that CT's cock.
the goatee doesn't match with it.
**********************************
Live NYC shows on RealityBedroom
www.realitybedroom.com
I wonder if Phoebe Price finds him attractive and vice versa. Just imagine if they had a child together, it would glow in the dark.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 24, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 24, 2008 - 6:53pm.
**********
Hahahahahaha! Imagine that joker grin leering down at you? eeeeek
**************************************
Well, thank the Gods, no I can't. I cannot imagine that. Hallelujah!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
I hope and wish you find a carrot fix tonight Michael. Sounds like you need a good ging fix!
Submitted by angel_i on October 24, 2008 - 6:53pm.
**********
Hahahahahaha! Imagine that joker grin leering down at you? eeeeek
***********
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
eww this fug needs to go away...he looks like Vanilla Ice with eyeliner and a bozo wig on...
OMG! Carrot "power Top" of my 2 favorite ginges, the other being Rolf Potts the Vagabonder!(rolfpotts.com check that bitch out he's fiiiiiine!)Mr. Jeffers loves him a big steamy glass of carrot "juice" in the AM, and a love dungeon session with the Vagabondager Potts in the PM! Love them red short and curlies, I don't mind using that for floss, bitchez!
My ass disappeared with my hairline!
He makes my stomach hurl...anyone knows if he is still at the Luxor in LV. I saw his face on the billboard, but he seems so played out. I remember his phone commercials...he was normal looking then...wtf did he do to himself...GAWD, he looks like Jackie Stallone...and Jackie Stallone looks like him... they may be separated at birth..who knows.
How can anyone look like this BY CHOICE?!
White face, red wig, bulbous nose--- is this a pic of a clown?
If he never, never smiled....I could possibly hit it. Possibly. That is a LOT of hair.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
A disgusting human being. By the way, is he a human being?
Mrs K! bwahahahahaha!
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Hey snowpiece--you rock y'know. <3
It boggles the mind to think Criss Angel would dump Holly for Carrot Top.
Just seems like she would have better produce, y'know?
I like the siggie, too; no matter what, Amy's cool. Hope she pulls through.
I'm depressed about Allegra, so I'm outta here for tonight. Gonna surf Youtube for some yucks.
See ya manana.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Would someone please explain what Carrot Top did to himself to look like this? I am talking about medical procedures and not just the make-up he is wearing.
Obviously steroids alone would not cause his face to look like that!
NO ONE !!! Would go out in public
looking like that if they were not on drugs and or alcohol. Just look at MaryKate and Ashley perfect examples....
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 24, 2008 - 6:25pm.
I use mascara to cover up my grays when they start to pop up. I have black and red hair, so its a good quick fix to cover them up. :D Thats all i meant. :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
yeah, I do that to my gray pubes.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
Leona: What about Holly?
LMAO and I like your siggy
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Flatsy on October 24, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 24, 2008 - 5:34pm.
I do that only when its gray hair times on my skull. works grrrrrrrrrrrreat!
Wait, what do you do?
------------
I use mascara to cover up my grays when they start to pop up. I have black and red hair, so its a good quick fix to cover them up. :D Thats all i meant. :D
^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^
Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
Um, I can't take the fug.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
@sraych:
Yes. Very wrong.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
GGGGRRRROOOOSSSSSSS.
When he was a teen he looked normal. Unbelievable. Scary, in fact.
Something in the Jamba Juice ain't clean.
PS Is the guinea pig person Criss Angel? He's with CT now? What about Holly?
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on October 24, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Ha! I realized it was him when I spotted the guido-bling.
Can you imagine being on a double-date with these two?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"