Panty Creamer Of The Day
Stop fighting it and just admit that you want to spin on this hot bitch's roided-up baby carrot stick. Then you want to smear his eyeliner and Wet 'n Wild foundation with your genitals while you seductively play with his sexy hair clip. Then you want to lick Carrot Bottom's Top's eyebrows, because they taste like chili powder and DEP gel (the combination is addictive). And don't get me started on that fur burger frying on his chin.
Go home tonight, pull a carrot out and try to tell it that you don't want to make sweet love to its god, Carrot Top. Look directly at it and try to lie. You won't be able to......
Okay, I'm starting to scare myself with my CT obsession. I'm backing away and throwing all my carrots out before it's too late.
Here's a gorgeous pickled carrot hunk with some douchey guinea pig person at the opening of Tacos and Tequilas in Las Vegas last night.
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Whoa, how old is CT now? He's got to be well into his 40s. Looks like he's had plenty of 'work' done on his face.
The eyeliner is a tad much.
He's totally saying "prune."
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
-DOOLminded-
lol carrot top is such a roid head, does anyone remember this guy...
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/carrotjuice1.jpg
And Carrot Bottom is just disgusting and gross!!!
No one is douchier than Criss Angel. EWWWW!!!!
I've seen his profile on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.
Ugh, enough with these Vegas Z-List "celebrities". Las Vegas should forever be reviled for extending the "careers" of people like him and comping the douchetard reality "stars" at these STD infested night clubs. What good is a global financial meltdown if it's not going to shut down the douchiest city on the face of the Earth?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
He looks like Phyllis Diller after her facial surgery.
This is a look to give chirrenz nightmares for years!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
He is one ugly SOB and his make-up job is awful.I am thinking he would do well in prison.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Jesus Chriiiiist! Carrot Mop: Please tell me your makeup manufactuer so I can buy stock...I need to get in on the bottom.....bwaaaa haaaa
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
This is one fucked-up looking ginger bitch!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 25, 2008 - 2:19am.
Hi Dot,
How have you been? I was just about ready to cash in my chips...
Carrot Top is doing the "drill baby drill" with a two inch penis...LOL.
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Him Presh. Chips? I'll bring the dip! Me? Long day and no pay. I'm tuckered as heck but alive and kickin' and I hope you are doing well and healthy and sparkly eyed.
"Drill baby drill"...? Genius! Make that a 1/2 inch Gerkin and you're onto something!
Okay. Enough of my lolly-gaggin'... My pillow is beckoning my head. Sleep well and have a wonderful tomorrow, Deb and everyone. *spanks everyone for good measure*
Hi Dot,
How have you been? I was just about ready to cash in my chips...
Carrot Top is doing the "drill baby drill" with a two inch penis...LOL.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Swear 2C! It was as if god's fucking bum itself was opening above me.
I didn't rush to put the car away that day let me tell you!
(((DEB)))
Apparently my work is not done here yet, you nawty, nawty puddy tat *spanks you firmly but gently*
Damn. Carrot top gives me CDE (clitoral erectile dysfunction). :(( Hey, Tina...get SNL to do a CDE faux commercial. C'monnnnnnnnn. DO ITTTTTTTT! It could be Palin doing the commercial "Bob DOlE" style. hehehe
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 2:02am.
http://www.downunderchase.com/stormchasing/03-04/26_10_03ac.html
OMG!! Holy freakin crap! Look at that cloud!!!!! That looks like some kind of armageddon type storm. I bet that's the one that was all over the news (golf-ball hailstones). Just looking at those pics is making my hair stand up!!!!!
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***slides to a screeching halt on this thread***
Dot,
What is this? You handing spankings???
***Baring ass just a little bit***I have been very bad***
LOL!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 1:39am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 1:27am.
HAHAHA! I heard tupperwear is the choice of protection of modern soldiers everywhere! You be smart and shit. I can't believe it's all over already, but glad you're OK :)
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It went straight over the top of mah house and out to sea in about 6 minutes. Very neat.
Back in 2003 a freak storm cell appeared in the sky over Redcliffe. I'm not shitting you man - this thing is/was right over my effing house...
http://www.downunderchase.com/stormchasing/03-04/26_10_03ac.html
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 1:55am.
What? No sand in your thong?
Oh okayyyyyy...*spanks you too*
;)
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 1:40am.
On topic, this carrot top dude. He's horrible. And it has nothing to do with the colour of his hair. He's gag inducing.
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true,
i think his hair is amazing. i'd kill a small child to have hair like that.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by . on October 25, 2008 - 1:24am.
-Girl, you is thumbin' yo nose at MN! You know you ain't s'posa be on no stinkin' computer when storms is a brewin'!
*spankety spank-spank-spank*
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I've been bad too. I haven't flossed in a week.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
It's the clownish effect that makes my skin crawl.
"hey baby...*horn honk*...wanna make sweet lurve...*throws confetti*...Ooo yeah baby...*squirts water from fake flower*.
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On topic, this carrot top dude. He's horrible. And it has nothing to do with the colour of his hair. He's gag inducing.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 1:27am.
HAHAHA! I heard tupperwear is the choice of protection of modern soldiers everywhere! You be smart and shit. I can't believe it's all over already, but glad you're OK :)
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 1:12am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 1:04am.
Is it exciting? Is you askeered? I'd be somewhere between the two. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE though.
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OF COURSE I HAD TO GO OUTSIDE! I had to move the fucking Holden Vectra under the carport AND put the rover mower under the house. I put a tupperware bowl on my head for safety purposes.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 1:21am.
Mother nature rules.
-Girl, you is thumbin' yo nose at MN! You know you ain't s'posa be on no stinkin' computer when storms is a brewin'!
*spankety spank-spank-spank*
Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 1:12am.
HAhaha. Death becomes you.
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I must say, that was effing brilliant. There was a god almighty crack of thunder overhead followed by millions of pea sized hailstones for about 3 minutes - then one minute of rain - now we have blue sky.
Mother nature rules.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 25, 2008 - 1:18am.
There was a monster storm like that in Sydney a while ago. Golfball sized hail that busted roofs, cars, trees. Don't know if anyone died, but it was FULL ON.
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YIKES. My husband said Chicago was like that. Biggest hail we've had here in the Northwest is probably about the size of a medium pebble? That kind of hail mixed with wind hitting against a window can still rattle you but I can't even IMAGINE the idea of KILLER hail. Damn. When is someone going to direct a horror movie about THAT? Please don't let it be M.Knight though. Bleh
There was a monster storm like that in Sydney a while ago. Golfball sized hail that busted roofs, cars, trees. Don't know if anyone died, but it was FULL ON.
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Submitted by TITS on October 25, 2008 - 1:12am.
Tits, you need some Carrot Top hair poking out of the Grim Reaper's hood. :D
snadbith - love me some t-storms.
we don't get them here, except maybe once very 5 or 6 years. then all the loons go drive up the mountain to get a better look.
ozone is a drug on a hot summer night. smell of rain on hot asphalt .... sigh.
deeeeeep sigh.
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 1:04am.
Is it exciting? Is you askeered? I'd be somewhere between the two. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE though.
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HOLY SHIT, Sandy. Hold on to your lug-nuts, tuck-tuck fold, duck and cover...do what you haftoo but be SAFE!
http://info.energex.com.au/tracker/asp/lightningtracker.asp
Check the lightning strikes!
Sandbitch! Holy shit! Batten down the hatches!
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I think I need to go have sex, because right now I really would do Carrot Top.
Good luck Sandbitch. Stuff your bra with the hailstones!
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING - SOUTHEAST QUEENSLAND
for LARGE HAILSTONES
For people in parts of the
BRISBANE CITY,
GYMPIE,
MORETON BAY and
SUNSHINE COAST Council Areas.
Issued at 2:49 pm Saturday, 25 October 2008.
Thunderstorms are moving towards the north. They are forecast to affect
Redcliffe, Tin Can Bay and Rainbow Beach by 3:15 pm and waters off Bribie
Island, Inskip and Inskip Point by 3:45 pm.
Large hailstones are likely.
Golf ball size hail observed at Banyo approximately 2:30pm
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C'yall in a bit...!
Tits, it was PRE funniest home videos. The only snark I can recall in his 5 minute bracket was at the Olsen twins. He should do it more often.
He was the *surprise* celebrity that evening. I dint feel too cheated for the price of a jug of margarita's! I got to hear Bob Saget slag off the Olsens!
Submitted by . on October 25, 2008 - 12:55am.
LCT, right on! Fuckin' pervo pedo fucker Saget mofo makes my fist clench.
You should be happy to know your avatar freaked the living s hit out of my husband. Remind me to NEVER masterbate when you post (not that I uh...er...ever do that uh).
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Well then what do I have this gorgeous avie up for if no one's going to masturbate to it? I'm all out of Astroglide because of this nugget of awesome!
LCT, right on! Fuckin' pervo pedo fucker Saget mofo makes my fist clench.
You should be happy to know your avatar freaked the living s hit out of my husband. Remind me to NEVER masterbate when you post (not that I uh...er...ever do that uh).
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 12:49am.
Hey 2C - we got another storm brewin' here in Briz Vegas...
THUNDER MAN! And I can smell hail.
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FUCKING FANTASTIC!! They get really full-on up there, don't they? I loves me a big storm like that, makes my hair stand on end!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 12:43am.
I saw Bob Saget at the Comedy Club in West Hollywood waaaaay back in 1994. He mentioned the Olsen twins - "I'd so like to beat those fuckin' little shits" or words to that effect. He said it tongue in cheek, cos he's nice, but it made me spit my margarita.
Give my love to Mr Saget :o
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I bet he'll use that 14-year-old line tomorrow, too. This should be interesting.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 25, 2008 - 12:47am.
2C! I swear I thought that last child was MK!
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HAHAHA! Someone needs to do a new MK avi. Methinks lurve child with Jodi Marsh, but I'll wanna take some time to do one properly. Will be hard to beat chola-MK.
@dot
We aim to please :)
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Submitted by . on October 25, 2008 - 12:36am.
Girllllllllll. I'm jelly. You need to belt out "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette. Bahahahaha.
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DEAL. All over it.
2cents - thank YOU. yes mike tyson. he's got that tat that looks maori to me.
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Hey 2C - we got another storm brewin' here in Briz Vegas...
THUNDER MAN! And I can smell hail.