Friday, October 24th 2008
2 BFFs, 1 Cup
If you're watching Paris Hilton's My New BFF then you're familiar with the fragile ladyboy princess known as Onch and the faux rocker chick they call Zui. In this NSFLish clip, Onch and Zui re-enact "2 Girls, 1 Cup" in the jacuzzi tub using some kind of chocolate liquid. Or maybe it's a cup of Parasite's puss sauce.
Zui is wearing mouse ears throughout the entire clip. Why did she drag Minnie Mouse into this fuckery?! Minnie isn't into scat! Golden showers, maybe, but definitely not doody!
You know, this should've been an actual challenge, because in order to be one of Wonky's best friends, you have to be full of shit.
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I LUVS Onch! He IS the HOTNESS!
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LOL! Man-Girl Onch is the only reason to watch this tv show travesty. He has got to be on estrogen.
I see Mr.President and El Bastardo are gonna make it into my top 10 celeb commenters right along side of Mrs.Kravitz and VDANTEV of Celebitchy. Can't forget Jill and Cliniqua of JJ!
LOL nm I see MK say some kind of chocolate
Ok i'm naive maybe but is this real or is this like chocolate? They say it's gross so but still what is it?
And to think they were worried that the CERN collider would trigger a black hole that would swallow the Earth. This is far worse. If the planet didn't get sucked in by the vacuum generated by these skanks then we're pretty safe from that threat.
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I could not watch it past 15 seconds.Onch makes me want to vomit.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Oh and BTW...Mairead is a drunk.
Oh and she also writes under the guise of 'JayBird', a supposed New Yorker but the style and grammar/spelling mistakes are a give away.
Devil girl the guy you are referring to is Scott F, I think. Celebitchy has been living in Germany too long & she is dull, dull, dull. Mrs. K and I discussed it earlier. CB tried to be like DListed guy and throwing the word 'douche' out there. Epic fail!
OK...just saw the 2 girls 1 cup video....MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
But the really scary part. I'm not watching this clip because I have, apparently, vowed to watch the whole show. I don't want to ruin it.
Eeep!
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people's reaction is very funny:)
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Well. . .If I was in the Shower watching this :; nobody would be upset , if I walked away happier than my average SHOWERS !!
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@Mrs.K-Give em hell!
FYI, faux rocker chick is in fact Zui Suicide. A SG in a Paris Hilton TV show. Trash + Trash = Shit.
Really Michael? "Puss sauce"?
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Submitted by devilgirl on October 24, 2008 - 6:13pm.
HAHAHAHA I just went over there and read someone the riot act.
good times.
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@Mrs.K- Mairead is ok too sometimes and there was a guy(can't remember his name) who used to take them all on. I loved him. Haven't seen him on there for awhile.
Submitted by devilgirl on October 24, 2008 - 5:59pm.
there were a few I really liked, but I cannot remember their names.
Syko maybe?
Diva is WAAAAAAAAAAAAY cool, too.
Brangeloonies give me hives.
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Just sticking the beak in to say hi. Don't think I'll bother with the vid from the sounds of it.
G'DAY BINTS!
@Mrs.K-I like Bodhi too, haven't seen Bodhi much, but I haven't been on except the last few days.
Putas- THANK GOD u mentioned Kaiser and Geronimo! They really get my blood boiling! The day is coming very soon when I am going to tell them off (maybe my key to banishment!). On many occasions they have referred to me as stupid, no substance, etc.. just because I don't care to make some deep social comment on a fucking post. They gang up, but not in a clever, funny way. It's all so serious and "proper". I remember there was this thing about DMX and I made some funny, definitely NOT racial comment about him and they said I was an uneducated racist! Is Kaiser male or female? I can't figure it out, but then I am stupid!
Bodhi over at Celebitchy isn't so bad. I liked her.
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@Mel-Tang- I know. I love this site because evil and hateful (which I am!) is accepted. Over there you have to be a Saintly and "We are the world" type. I am glad my shameful secret is out of the bag, going over to that other site. I always feel dirty after I am there, but DListed makes it all better!
I couldnt even bring myself to watch all of it... its worse than the original 2G1C!!!!!!!!!1
Devilgirl- YES! The pack leader is Geronimo and then Kaiser is a pitbull he he. Kaiser needs to stop it with the 'ZOMG.. (insert rest of sentence here)' literally in every post. It got tedious and was just UN funny.
I actually asked what happened to Snowblood on there and that got sent to the filter. Finally I asked 'what happened to the commenter who used to have the Marilyn Monroe avie (her name trips the filter apparently) and someone named RAN (who was pretty cool) tried to answer me in explanation and THAT got sent to the filter. Hence I think they watched me closely, wondered 'who is this asking about one of the BANNED' and just blocked me. Seriously bananas but kind of funny. snowblood is on here now, very funny person- and she said she even emailed CB to be allowed back on. Me, I just laughed and come here only now. La dee dee..
devilgirl....LMAO I love watching people's reactions! hahaha
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Your lucky, Putas, I wish I could get banned! I have tried, but so far even my anti Angelina comments haven't been able to do the trick. There is a group of posters who are like a gang of dogs on that site, disagree and boy you are fucked!
Oh Mrs. K you just made me laugh. That's why I love it on here. Everyone lets rip and it's so much wittier to read comments. Even when there's a shitstorm and trolls get taken down (ha) it's entertaining. At Celebitchy the comments are as exciting as those weekly CVS circulars I get stuffed into the mailbox. There is only ONE MK, too:)
Devilgirl- I would but I made a comment and cunty whore apparently banned me. It was not incendiary and it was just something about how people needed to chill out. It seemed like any dissenters got PILEDRIVED by the Brangeloonies if they say one thing that could seem less than glowing about them. Anyone who voices opinion against the group think is effectively banned. Eastern bloc shit.
Submitted by putas on October 24, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Pss- Devilgirl were you a commenter before on Celebitchy? That fucking site is lame and heavily moderated. Dumb bitch who runs it has the most vanilla humor too. If it's the same devilgirl you were one of the few interesting commenters:)
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Not even French Vanilla, just plain old vanilla.
I used to comment there, but then I feel asleep.
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I just found the video for 2 girls one cup, BUT I think I will have to wait until I get home from work to watch this shit! LOL!
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@Putas- Yes *hangs head in shame* I am one and the same. I agree 100% with you. I go there to piss people off and generally I do. If people thought JJ Angeloonies were bad, ck out celebitchy. I am always being told what a horrible person I am by people on that site because I make funny comments. For fun, join me one day and we can drive them CRAZY!
KD, ok I hear ya. I went through a phase where I was attracted to pussy-men. About 4 in a row! Weaklings..... but no more!
joe, I hope you slapped your daughter upside the head. j/k
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You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim
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@Mel-Tang- Grandma was priceless!
@Salem 13- Thanx, I will take that bleach and pickle myself in it! The images, the horror!
Submitted by devilgirl on October 24, 2008 - 4:49pm.
I'm sorry :( Here have some of my brain bleach.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 4:53pm.
I think Baleheads should have some kind of Bale realted shock thing.
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Go Phillies!
Someone get me some paxil stat! I just came home and my teenage daughter was watching this. I heckled her & sneered for a while and then joined in and watched about 5 minutes. We both agreed: The word *vacuous* in the dictionary has Parasite's mug beside it.
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 24, 2008 - 4:55pm.
No shit!!! That's cool
OMG this video is a million times better than anything Parisite and her stupid 'friends' do. LMAO you have to see this it's so freaking funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsUTLAhbWE&feature=related
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Hear that? The fourth Horseman just clip clopped by your window..
Ps- I better not be seeing any more of that tinny voiced eunuch Onchh or whatever it's name was. Fame is too easy to come by.
Pss- Devilgirl were you a commenter before on Celebitchy? That fucking site is lame and heavily moderated. Dumb bitch who runs it has the most vanilla humor too. If it's the same devilgirl you were one of the few interesting commenters:)
i like Benji Madden because I THINK he showed up on here and gave angel_i a shout out!
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Salem13,
Goatse, Girls 1 Cup, Tubgirl, Lemonparty!!!
What kind of world do we live in???
God! I need a drink now!!
I need a Benji Madden hug!!!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
@Salem 13- went to the link. OMFG- I had no idea what any of this was. I am gagging without even having seen it. People are truly disturbed. I want to curl up in a ball and rock myself to sleep!
Submitted by Sugaroo on October 24, 2008 - 4:46pm.
I saw a still shot of it and trust me when I say DON'T EVEN IT'S NOT WORTH IT!
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PSL- I dunno, he just seems like he might be sensitive. Unfortunately I find myself attracted to "bad guys" who aren't really bad, like my BF. He's rough on the outside, and sometimes has a temper, but he's usually just a big teddy bear. BM reminds me of that.
Submitted by Salem13 on October 24, 2008 - 4:43pm.
From Wiki
"...naked woman lying in a bathtub, buttocks raised with her legs over her head, projecting a fountain of orange/yellow liquid from her anus onto her face."
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Believe it or not, it doesn't sound as gross to me as 2 girls 1 cup. But maybe if I actually SAW it, I might change my mind.
Um..............No thank you.
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Wonky-Eye must be paying people to watch this piece of shit. That's the only way I'd tune in.
$100,000 up front in cash and I'm there.
KD, why do you have a soft spot for Benji? Just curious....I am sincerely asking because both the Madden boys just reek of douche to me.
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You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim
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