Friday, October 24th 2008
A Lucite Flower Grows In The Pumpkin Patch
A whisper of a lucite rainbow breezed into the pumpkin patch in West Hollywood yesterday with her daughter and manservant of the moment. Those are the luckiest pumpkins in the world. They probably fucking turned into lucite carriages when she left. The mice around the patch all fell into comas from being in the presence of such extraordinary elegance! I swear, I just want to shrink myself down and spend the rest of eternity in one of her exquisite lucite heels.
Wenn
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How many fucking back pockets does her blind retarded escort need? WTF does he carry in there? Sani-wipes for the places she touches him?
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Salem, today it is only about 85....much better, but still HOT.
I am wearing my lucite sandals.
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I Decided
That you are the him for me
- Basement Baby "I Decided"
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Aw she used to be kinda pretty. I will never understand why these chicks think that look is beautiful. Boggles the mind.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Okay, suddenly Brit Brit's pumpkin patch outfit and shoes don't look so ridiculous, huh?
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
She's an ex model!
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Wasn't she married to Lorenzo Lamas?
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"I, state your name..."
Hysterical !!! I cannot get over that she leaves the house like that!! a fucking neglige' and no bra or panties im sure, and in a dirty pumpkin patch yet with those exquisit lucite shoes?? LMAO! The whole package is quite a site. only in Hollywood is such a trainwreck such as Shauna Sand deemed acceptable. and the children, the children! do they think this is normal? is this what they will strive to be in life? an orange and platinum plastic barbie doll that flits around in her panties all day?.
Also, I wonder what she and her man-servant's conversations consist of?? She probally squeaks like one of those plastic chew toys, He probabblly just grunts and nods and then ejaculates. yup, thats it...
How can she walk in those shoes?
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Her daughter is very pretty. Too bad she's doomed to a life of plastic and lucite, if mommy dearest has anything to say about it :(
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 24, 2008 - 3:43pm.
96 DEGREES?! Thanx for rubbing it in my freezing 40 dregree face!
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Go Phillies!
How can anyone stand to look at her face so up close?
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"I always thought soul food was food you ate while listening to soul music." - Yes this is a real quote I heard one time.
Methinks her Fairy Godmama was drunk MK.
Lucite slippers and no curfew.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 24, 2008 - 3:47pm.
This twat does even less than the Kardashians. At least they have a frickin show. Paris has perfume & shit. WTF does Empress do again?
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She's an ex model!
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http://findthebesthere.com/PU9605.jpg
http://www.humoronline.com/celebrity-pictures/shauna-sand-1.jpg
http://hem.passagen.se/sawco/shauna009.jpg
She even did playboy!
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http://www.a-tribute-to.com/galleries/05/shauna_sand96/hires/a04.jpg
http://www.a-tribute-to.com/galleries/05/shauna_sand96/hires/b04.jpg
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 24, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on October 24, 2008 - 3:46pm.
She's probably at the Pumpkin patch to get a few so she can shoot them from her coochie during her Halloween party.
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Punkin Chuckin!! AHAHAHAHHAHAAA
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these guys have some competition...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didpjwBgFqY
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"I, state your name..."
how does this "girl" survive? are the child support checks really that big? I understand she gets her outfits at the alleys in LA but still..
Hi guys...o.k so i had never heard of this chick until I stumbled upon Dlisted so will someone explain why we talk about her lol why do we even know who she is??
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
I wonder how many pumpkins it took to make Shauna that colour…?
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Submitted by Sugaroo on October 24, 2008 - 3:48pm.
It's the Great Pump-ho, Charlie Brown!
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Oh shit I can't stop laffin again=))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by devilgirl on October 24, 2008 - 3:46pm.
She's probably at the Pumpkin patch to get a few so she can shoot them from her coochie during her Halloween party.
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Punkin Chuckin!! AHAHAHAHHAHAAA
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
It's the Great Pump-ho, Charlie Brown!
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Her BF is in my grad seminar on Foucault.
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
This twat does even less than the Kardashians. At least they have a frickin show. Paris has perfume & shit. WTF does Empress do again? I know she makes her shoes but does she sell them? I so wanna see this ho walk in mud with those shoes on!
Her poor little girls. She totally would be more embarassing than a boring, fat momjeans wearing mother.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Why is she there again? She went, what, a few days ago?
What happened to last one she bought? Did she tryn to fuck them or something??
~♥~"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"-Xtina on Deal Or No Deal~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMgpWVrfls0
pffft!
She's probably at the Pumpkin patch to get a few so she can shoot them from her coochie during her Halloween party.
Didn't someone say in the Shitney thread that Posh and Empress of L would be one of the bitches wearing high heels to the ppatch? Here it is!!
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They sure did! It's either karma, or The Great Pumpkin.
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"I, state your name..."
The sisters walking Santa Monica Blvd. put this bitch to shame.
Well I'm going to go out on limb here and say she looks nice in pink. All things considered.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Do all celebs visit the punkin patch this week?
I wouldn't consider Lucite to be a celebrity, but still
Didn't someone say in the Shitney thread that Posh and Empress of L would be one of the bitches wearing high heels to the ppatch? Here it is!!
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Cant't this bitch ditch the whore look for one fucking day? Good God!
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Question: Do trashy women like her think they look elegant? i mean - aren't they embarrased to look like a $10 whore?
Ew.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
didn't she already get her slutty pumpkins last week?
I guess she needed another photo op.
Tyranny, it was 96 degrees here yesterday!
I'll cut her slack for that.
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I Decided
That you are the him for me
- Basement Baby "I Decided"
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What the fuck kind of outfit is that for Fall, let alone pumpkin picking. Shit,fuck. Her daughter is cute, her shoes are fucking hideous.
Not sure why, but I feel sorry for her kids. Okay, I am sure why- but I can't speak that way in public.
Other than her tarty dress....she looks somewhat better than usual here. Maybe a new weave or some recent botox??
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
I swear, I just want to shrink myself down and spend the rest of eternity in one of her exquisite lucite heels.
Now That would be a fashion statement.