Friday, October 24th 2008
A Lucite Flower Grows In The Pumpkin Patch
A whisper of a lucite rainbow breezed into the pumpkin patch in West Hollywood yesterday with her daughter and manservant of the moment. Those are the luckiest pumpkins in the world. They probably fucking turned into lucite carriages when she left. The mice around the patch all fell into comas from being in the presence of such extraordinary elegance! I swear, I just want to shrink myself down and spend the rest of eternity in one of her exquisite lucite heels.
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 24, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Her BF is in my grad seminar on Foucault.
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WTF?
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Where do you even BUY clothing like that? I have searched far and wide for the elusive lucite heels, and never found them. Are they made specially for Shauna and her special brand of classiness??
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
Submitted by Big L on October 24, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Maybe I missed something, but is this the ONLY place to buy pumpkins in LA???
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it's the place to see and be seen, apparently
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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius
nothing left to say about this washed-up stripper ho HOWEVER, that boy-toy looks like a young Lorenzo...mmmm
looks like someones face got a 30,000 mile tune up??
My mom used to dress "sexy" when I was growing up and it didn't bother me at all. Our home was very clean, we always had dinner on the table, and she's a really nice mom. Anyway, I'd rather have the mini skirt wearing mom than the fat hog laying on the couch in stained up sweat pants mom. I just can't bring myself to hate on Shauna Sands.
Looking into the abyss...
Maybe St. Angie can adopt her daughter...give her a normal life. I feel for her kids so much...I would just die of embarassment to be seen with such a train wreck...and where did she get such a hot piece. She must have paid him, cause no normal good looking man wants to be seen with such a skank...man, she is plastic to the core. yyeecchh!!
Maybe I missed something, but is this the ONLY place to buy pumpkins in LA???
Her poor kid.
Someday she can look back on all these "Mommy and Me" photos and puke.
Matador: are you quoting your king?
christine the hoff on October 24, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
That is a nasty looking old tranny.
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Submitted by Linzee on October 24, 2008 - 4:30pm.
God, she's embarassing.
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Just imagine how her daughter feels!
She needs to switch shoes with Britney- she gets the famous beat brown boots and Brit gets the lucite heels.
I thought I was bad not quite remembering what my natural hair color was I've been coloring it for so long - I bet Shauna forgot what she originally looked like, period.
My favorite Shauna moment was a video on TMZ i think. She was turned away from some club when her wiles failed to charm the doorman.
Man, it has to be rough living in that world. I kind of get why she resorts to such drastic measures trying to look young. Sadly I think she'd look younger and so much better with little makeup and higher quality (read: no garish colors/prints/heels..) clothes. She needs a best gay friend NOW. He'd fix that in a weekend.
Why'd they let the skankcrow leave the pumpkin patch? Is she off to see the Wizard to get a brain?
Is that print on THAT AWFUL dress supposed to look like oragami paper??
Submitted by kdracofan on October 24, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
"Yo mamma so old she has an autographed copy of the bible."
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
God, she's embarassing.
I love the look on her daughter's face in the first thumbnail. It's like, "Please, kill me NOW!!!!"
I always wear my best pink hoochie dress & beautiful lucite heels to a pumpkin patch, don't you? Shauna had her makeup gun set to "Whore" apparently. Her little girl is pretty, though, and probably completely embarrassed.
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"You're gonna marry your brother whether you like it or not." Mama Bear on "My Big Redneck Wedding"
that's exactly what I wear when I go to a dirty farm, you jellis h8ters.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Hmmmmmmmm, did someone get an eye lift or face lift?
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
But every time she smiles I just want to slap a bitch.
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Say something nice?
Okay. Um...............next to Shauna, Parisite Hilton freshly laundered!
Ugh.
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Silicone looks good in her. I wonder how a rubber would look.
Nice eyebrows. No, really.
If the rest of her looked as good as her eyebrows she'd be pretty hot.
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The only thing that irritates me more than this bitch whoring herself out for the paps is the praise Celebrity Baby Blog is going to heap on her for dragging her daughters to the pumpkin patch. Since Danielle Friedman only allows nice comments over there.
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
I feel sorry for her child. Can you imagine walking around with your mother looking like a low-rent hooker.
Hmm say something nice...okay she makes the pumpkins feel less freaky.
Oh yeah and her arm candy is pretty hot for a douche. I'd totally hit it though LOLOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dirk Diggler I don't think those are real, check Dreamy's porny links (if you are not somewhere with kids or bosses around!)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
her legs are fucking gorgeous.
that's my say something nice.
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But every Saturday night I felt the fever grow
All revved up with no place to go
-Meat Loaf
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 24, 2008 - 4:01pm.
And let me guess what you boys discuss: the plot line of *The History of Sexuality*?
The BF actually is a guest teacher on that topic.
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
why was Billy Ray there? shouldn't he be playing with Miley's underwear model?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Hardly a natural beauty, but the eyes are beautiful. Assuming they are real, not contacts.
We know she's a lucite cobbler, but surely she makes her own clothes,too-right? The things she wears look even too trashy to get from a stripper store.
she was cute when she did playboy
Look at the close-ups. Under all of that trowelled-on silly putty is a really rough complexion! And here I thought daily cum shots to the face was supposed to be GOOD for the skin! What was I thinking?
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
We can switch it all up. The Empress of Brown Footwear[*edit* for Shitney] or the Lucite Heels of Death.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Wow...this chick never tires of whoring it up....
i want to shove those fucking shoes up her ass. i mean grow up you fucking slut!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't wait until her leathery skin from all the sun exposure begins to show...hahahahahahahahahaha
iHeartHaters on October 24, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Aw she used to be kinda pretty. I will never understand why these chicks think that look is beautiful. Boggles the mind.
- Amateurs shoot for "beautiful", she aims for "goddessly", and hit's the bulls eye every time.
And it hits back.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Isn't that the same outfit we were slamming Joey Lawrence for wearing a few months ago?
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Ok. Two things from these pics.
1) I now have the nearly uncontrollable urge to grab a handful of hair of the next guy that walks in my office.
2) DO NOT STAND ON THE FUCKIN PUMPKINS! M'KAY!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
It is funny how the paparazzi don't even have to work hard these days.. they just sit there looking pretty while the "celebreties" pose for them.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 24, 2008 - 3:48pm.
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And let me guess what you boys discuss: the plot line of *The History of Sexuality*?
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Okay, legit question
How do I get me a man hwore?
The first pic. is actually not completely skanked out.
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
yes she does look like she had some recent botox and also has a new swoopy' bang weave in.
also, she has recently been sprayed with pig blood., note the deep orange tone.
Submitted by loozer on October 24, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Okay, suddenly Brit Brit's pumpkin patch outfit and shoes don't look so ridiculous, huh?
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I dunno...at least Shauna is staying true to who she really is, for better or worse. Brit is the epitome of fake, all around.
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