Friday, October 24th 2008
A Lucite Flower Grows In The Pumpkin Patch
A whisper of a lucite rainbow breezed into the pumpkin patch in West Hollywood yesterday with her daughter and manservant of the moment. Those are the luckiest pumpkins in the world. They probably fucking turned into lucite carriages when she left. The mice around the patch all fell into comas from being in the presence of such extraordinary elegance! I swear, I just want to shrink myself down and spend the rest of eternity in one of her exquisite lucite heels.
Wenn
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Submitted by someone on October 25, 2008 - 4:24am.
Is that the only pair of shoes that she owns???Or does she have 20 pair of them?
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She designs them herself and so she has many pairs as I'm assuming she's her only customer. Thank you MK for filling my brain with this useless knowledge, leaving no room to remember how to make coffee every morning. Seriously, why do I always forget to put coffee in the filter so I brew hot, caffeine free water? Or finally do everything right but forget to turn it on, making me have to wait another 10 minutes when I come back?
isn't that a man? I mean, it is Weho, after all.
I am a petite curvy blonde who wants to reignite her social life.
I love dancing, music and travel - I am in the process of planning a trip to Petra. Would you care to join me? Check """""" D a t e R i c h S i n g l e S . c o m """""""""""
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She's such a freaking retard.
Shauna should be wearing something a little more appropriate like a pair of pink croc boots.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
ah, that's just sad. the little girl is so cute and she looks so unhappy.
The daughter seems to be trying to distance herself from being splashed by all the douchiness.Sadly her blocking reflex is over-matched.
I have to say as pieces of trash go she is quite good-looking, as opposed to say someone like Jodie Marsh. And her man is gorgeous, and looks lots younger than her. Ok she dresses like a hooker, but as far as the hooker look goes, its well put together. If you judge her by the standards of other ho's she's pretty well turned out. You just need to alter your expectations if you know what I mean. She's a ho so judge her by the standards of other ho's as opposed to regular people. She doesn't want to look like you or I, she favours the stripper look, and by the looks of her man it seems to be paying off! Team princess SS!
Her daughter has a ton of make-up on and looks just nasty.Shame on Lucite Ho for doing that to her spawn.
Her dude is hot!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
"Mommy, why do you always dress like a whore?"
"Not everyday, Babywhore in training...I'm off for Halloween!"
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Is that the only pair of shoes that she owns???Or does she have 20 pair of them?
Exhibit A: Lord and Lady Douchebag!
I feel sorry for the kid, she is cute.
Imagine having that guy show up at your house, and he's not even your father. The pink tinted glasses - oy vey!
SHE IS SOOooo00OOOOOO! Ridiculous! ...Seriously too much C*ke does make you trip. Look at the poork girls face....she wishes not to know them.
Her manservant looks like the lost Lawrence brother...but I'd hit it.
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"Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster."
MK, 10/19/08
@Tigerlilly
LMTO! Me wubs woo.
*does my best Shauna impersonation in imitation Lucite...stumbles...spills drinky* Damn.
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Oh, Socky...
to be siggie worthy in a SHAUNA SAND thread???? I'm overwhelmed...I-I...*faints*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I thought that was Billy Ray Citrus
Hahahahah Socky! I just pictured that!
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You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim
-Jim Croce
Submitted by z-listed on October 24, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Why thank ya!
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If she ever got a commercial gig like for Summer's Eve feminine wash or something & could run through a field of daisies in those lucite Frankenstein heels rather than stomp her way....I mean...that's elegance right there.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 24, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 24, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Well, duh, cuz her virginal ankles are protected by the exquisite lucite heels that make her the angel above that she is...Jelly much????
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*shakes my jelly* *downs hateraide* *swallows sour grapes by the handfull*
IT's NOT FAIR!!! How does so much perfection fit into such a small frame? I'm crying now!!! Ya HAPPY!!!!!!!
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Look MTC, I don't create perfection like Shauna Sand, only God and a plastic surgeon suffering from just the right amount of dementia can do up that shit right (and I'm not so sure about that God part), but you need to appreciATE...and stop the HATE Okaaaayyyy?
Now get yo' Lucite on...WORK IT, WORK IT...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I wish she would fall off her goddamn lucite shoes and break both of her ankles at the same time! Talk about dumb bitches!! And this one is allowed to be responsible for children! I hate that...
MYTWOCENTS...love your pic! That is one scary sight!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 24, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Well, duh, cuz her virginal ankles are protected by the exquisite lucite heels that make her the angel above that she is...Jelly much????
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*shakes my jelly* *downs hateraide* *swallows sour grapes by the handfull*
IT's NOT FAIR!!! How does so much perfection fit into such a small frame? I'm crying now!!! Ya HAPPY!!!!!!!
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Submitted by RichBitch on October 24, 2008 - 11:14pm.
i was just wondering aloud is all...didn't mean to start trouble...i'll be quiet now...;)
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Submitted by letinstar on October 24, 2008 - 11:12pm.
does shauna know how to walk in a pair of flats? or a wedge heel?
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As if such a goddess would ever need to! Wash your mouth out!
does shauna know how to walk in a pair of flats? or a wedge heel?
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 24, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Oh yeah, that's classy...how has she not snapped an ankle?
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Well, duh, cuz her virginal ankles are protected by the exquisite lucite heels that make her the angel above that she is...Jelly much????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her boy toy is a hot piece!
Oh yeah, that's classy...how has she not snapped an ankle?
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Submitted by MzSassy on October 24, 2008 - 10:15pm.
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You are an inspiration to women everywhere...Now, what size implants do you have dear?...Oh, and how much do you weigh?...When was the last time you got your highlights done?...Oh, and you do tan, don't you?...I mean, a "pale inspiration"? hahahaha...I don't think so...You look good in pink, right? Turn around and let me see your ass...Um, Ok... I see some problem areas, but it's OK! Yeah, we can use that as a learning tool for how youngsters can improve themselves...You can afford veneers or no?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 24, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by MzSassy on October 24, 2008 - 9:47pm.
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Ok, now...You're sooo making sense... So, now that you understand how things work around here, let's have you inspire the kiddies like Maria...
Now, let's start from the very beginning.
A very good place to start
When you read you begin with ABC...
When you skank you begin with do in me
Children:
Do in me
Maria:
Do in me
The first three notes just happen to be
Do in me
Children:
Do in me
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LOL. I want to inspire children across the continents, regardless of creed, race, or religion, how to be a total skankified whore who can wear goddess opaque lucite heels!!! bahahahah. . . !
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
That Billy Ray Cyrus wannabe/look alike/temporary man whore looks right at home among all that He Haw hay.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
She is now The Princess of Pumpkins and it appears that she has dyed her skin the exact same colour too. That must also explain the post-surgery Jack O' Lantern she calls a face.
Submitted by MzSassy on October 24, 2008 - 9:47pm.
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Ok, now...You're sooo making sense... So, now that you understand how things work around here, let's have you inspire the kiddies like Maria...
Now, let's start from the very beginning.
A very good place to start
When you read you begin with ABC...
When you skank you begin with do in me
Children:
Do in me
Maria:
Do in me
The first three notes just happen to be
Do in me
Children:
Do in me
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
How does she bend over to pick up a pumpkin?
The guy is cute, but his jeans belong on a Country Music Awards show.
I wonder if she leaves the house when it rains, because what would she wear on her feet? Or anywhere else, for that matter?
Somebody had to! Yeah, JELLY, JELLY, JELLY, cuz jam don't h8 like that...Oh, and... like, your shoe apparel?...umm...grandma gear lame...oh, yeah I said it...Yeah, go ahead, cry bitch cuz you're not Shauna....
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I. . .I. . .I just want those engorged bee-stung lips replete with the Barbie glamour-doll pink lipstick. My feet? I want them to transcend earth-bound standards of pitiful human beauty. I want my feet to be exquisitely carved into perpetual Barbie 'stilleto' arches so I can make mortals quiver with envy as they gaze at my stupendous lucite heels. I want to make mere mortals wonder how my divine feet could so perfectly fit into five inch opaque goddess heels. YES, I want to be a GODDESS! I want to wear clothes that come ONLY from the amazingly fabulous ProstiTOTS collection. At the very least, like my beloved Shauna, I would want to borrow clothing from my precious 7 year old daughter - *if* I had any children! I want the eternal tangerine hued tan that would make the likes of tanorexics such as George Hamilton envious beyond compare. I want the blue eyes courtesy of Sapphire FreshLook ColorBlends Contacts, and I want the waxen blonde hair, hair so blonde it would make pure, untouched cornfields quiver in jealousy! I WANT IT ALLLLL. . .and I want to be like Shauna Sands!!!
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Submitted by MzSassy on October 24, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 24, 2008 - 8:27pm.
When the rarest of orchids first blossom in the tropical morn on their first day of their purest beauty, the delicate drop of morning dew on their fresh virginal petals is not really dew at all. No...
It is the tear drop of a JELLUS H8R of Shauna Sand WHO DRINKS HATERADE INSTEAD OF WATER and knows she's never going to be that hot!
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OH MY FUCKING GOD. Thanks for outing me, you biiiiiitch!!! :::stomps away, infuriated beyond measure::
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Somebody had to! Yeah, JELLY, JELLY, JELLY, cuz jam don't h8 like that...Oh, and... like, your shoe apparel?...umm...grandma gear lame...oh, yeah I said it...Yeah, go ahead, cry bitch cuz you're not Shauna....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by JoMama on October 24, 2008 - 4:29pm.
I always wear my best pink hoochie dress & beautiful lucite heels to a pumpkin patch, don't you? Shauna had her makeup gun set to "Whore" apparently. Her little girl is pretty, though, and probably completely embarrassed.
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HAHAHA I know. Her little girls are really cute though - I just hope they maintain their natural look into their adulthood, unlike their hoochie mama ::cringe::
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 24, 2008 - 8:27pm.
When the rarest of orchids first blossom in the tropical morn on their first day of their purest beauty, the delicate drop of morning dew on their fresh virginal petals is not really dew at all. No...
It is the tear drop of a JELLUS H8R of Shauna Sand WHO DRINKS HATERADE INSTEAD OF WATER and knows she's never going to be that hot!
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OH MY FUCKING GOD. Thanks for outing me, you biiiiiitch!!! :::stomps away, infuriated beyond measure::
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
what is she doing slutting around in that pumpkin patch again?! she was there LAST week too. pumpkin whore!!
I don't understand how she could have such wholesome-looking kids but walk about looking like a deflated douche bag. She has to have the worst pancake ass I've ever seen.
When the rarest of orchids first blossom in the tropical morn on their first day of their purest beauty, the delicate drop of morning dew on their fresh virginal petals is not really dew at all. No...
It is the tear drop of a JELLUS H8R of Shauna Sand WHO DRINKS HATERADE INSTEAD OF WATER and knows she's never going to be that hot!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I swear she even sleeps with those heels on...
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Heidy Klum Got Milk!
she looks really good in pink - what a difference!
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
I'm guessing she took "pumpkin" as being an action, and not a noun, hence the getup.
tapgirl for you
http://www.trashy.com/Shoes-Boots-bycatalog.htm
Isn't that fellow FAMEWHORE Marcus Schenkenberg?
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Fuck the pumpkins who is this guy. Totally Hittable!
How does she attract such hot looking men? IMO her face resembles a monkey, either due to drug use, bad plastic surgery, or both and her skin is so dark that she looks like she was burned. Wasn't she "discovered" in a strip joint, later posed for Playboy, and then married and divorced Lorenzo Lamas?? How does she make a living now?
I'd rather have the mini skirt wearing mom than the fat hog laying on the couch in stained up sweat pants mom.
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Ummm.... there IS a middle ground here. Dressing age appropriately doesn't mean one must be a "fat hog" in sweats.
You can dress very attractively without looking like a hooker like Ms. Sand. She doesn't look "sexy", she looks ridiculous and has no self esteem.