Friday, October 24th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Olivia Munn in a truly delicious Halloween costume - Hollywood Tuna
Ricky Gervais and Thandie Newton re-enact Palin porn (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Biel's face is soooo UGH! - Egotastic!
Morrissey with child - Towleroad
Zac Efron "drinks his eggs" - That's code for something homo-related, right? - Just Jared
The Olsen trolls are so fucking fascinating - Lainey Gossip
Selma Blair's flaming hands - Cityrag
Gis Bundchen's got ivy in her cooch - Hollywood Rag
Ryan Phillipe looking like a tall glass of douchewater - Popsugar
Jenny Aniston proposed to John Mayer. Please, that's just how she says "hello" and "goodbye" - IDLYITW
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And I thought the "Morrissey with child," story was going to be about Moz being a daddy. A baby of Morrissey's would be something out of a Wildean fantasy, complete with a quiff and a flower in the lapel of their jacket.
MK, you're actually looking at Jessica Biel's face? Yep, you're gay.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Me loves some IN N OUT burgers
Biel looks pretty hot in the photos
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ha ha! FINALLY made it onto Dlisted! :)
a comment that made me laugh from Towleroad, pretty much nails it:
"The problem with Morrissey is that he wants to project one thing, when in fact he sleeps with women but wants to pander everyone, so doesn't make it known. He gets the odd blowjob from a guy every now and again, and considers himself "mostly gay" -- but he refuses to have intercourse with men. :( He'll only screw women, and unprotected at that.
viva moz indeed. :(
POSTED BY: IN THE KNOW | OCT 25, 2008 12:18:30 AM"
So, Moz liked frank n' beans, but not as much as he used to. The novelty wore off, or summat. Moz has NEVER been a very sexual person. Sex was never at the forefront of his mind. Always liked men, but later in life got this inexplicable attraction to women. Weird.
Read my fake obit posted on here somewhere for more clarification! :P
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Thandi Newton is a scream impersonating Sarah Pallin! too bad she is just a head on a stick figure, she is really pretty.
FATHER TED!!
it's the river dancing father noel furlong interviewing office guy!
http://www.blinkx.com/videos/Father%2BTed/11
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
You made my day Michael K, with the Morrissey link. Thank you.
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fuck it.
http://myspace.com/steph_the_ripper
Oprah sucks she should've asked the Olsen trolls about Heath!
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Go Phillies!
Jessica Biel used to be pretty back on 7th Heaven but now? Not so much. I can't put my finger on what's different, but something's off about her look.
Can't hate on Ryan because he seems like a pretty good daddy and that's sexy.
Don't believe the story about Jen for a second. The tabs need to get a new shtick because it's getting old.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
ELB - I can only take a guess as to who is impersonating you.
Sad.
DUDE
"Pet peeve-It's not Cali."
Good to know! From you, i learned it's not Cali. From Eddie Izzard, i learned it's not San Fran.
Knowledge is power!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
I tried Silvara!
when I c&p'd the addy, it wouldn;t show up!
*eerie music*
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I Decided
That you are the him for me
- Basement Baby "I Decided"
hahaha
Jeffro11-No worries. The more you know! Pendelton or 32nd St?
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Actually, Miramar..."Fightertown USA."
,when the Navy owned it
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"I, state your name..."
@PSL
I meant for you to type it spam like into DL so we could get our pitch forks!
You're right if it went to your personal email account that's way un-cool!!!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Nite El B! Thanks for the vid, but no.
Jeffro11,
My damn! You may just get the bottle afterall!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Miss Priss-Very nice catch!
Jeffro11-No worries. The more you know! Pendelton or 32nd St?
the DUDE! abides...
Silvara, what do you mean? This was sent to my personal email.....NOT cool.
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I Decided
That you are the him for me
- Basement Baby "I Decided"
hahaha
@PSL
Honey, have you not learned anything from the spammers?
get...yer,,;.freak,;.,on at...luvs;./,me some booty.###com
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Pet peeve-It's not Cali. NorCal, SoCal, CA, or California. No one in CA ever refers to their home state as Cali and I'll hold a grudge against LL Cool J until I'm taking a dirt nap.
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Humblest apologies. Can't expect much from a guy from VT.
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"I, state your name..."
Damn ya ElB that's sick as fuck! LOLOL Oh well, it curbed my appetite:P
I feel for ya xx :( I need to grocery shop badly.
Holy shit a ginger mojito sounds DIVINE.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 24, 2008 - 3:37pm.
ELB, this is the address
"El Bastardo"
Nah, mines bastard****@yahoo.co.uk
Ignore the idiot. Redick. Just some twat starting trouble.....again! :o)
btw-FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Mojito lover ohah heah!!
Dude, LMAO @ Ruddfuckers. Reminds me of Idiocracy
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Jeffro11-They're hands down the best burger joints in LA county. Their chili burgers are the greatest thing to pass over your taste buds, ever.
Pet peeve-It's not Cali. NorCal, SoCal, CA, or California. No one in CA ever refers to their home state as Cali and I'll hold a grudge against LL Cool J until I'm taking a dirt nap.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 24, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Oh yum mojitos!!! Damn, nothing good to eat @home & no alcohol. FUCK!
same here :(
ok, even WEIRDER.
DL won;t let me post the address!
WTF?
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I Decided
That you are the him for me
- Basement Baby "I Decided"
hahaha
ELB, this is the address
"El Bastardo"
Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 24, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Oh yum mojitos!!! Damn, nothing good to eat @home & no alcohol. FUCK!
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sounds like Happy Hour to me!
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"I, state your name..."
Hallo KDraco!! Goodnight peeps, before i go heres an Anthony Bourdain video, enjoy!!
See y'all next week!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RXucin9iIaE
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Did someone say mojito party?!
Where's M.E. she is a great bartender
I want a ginger/mango mojito
*slurp*
Submitted by Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Jeffro11,
Care to serve?
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absolutely, as any gentleman should!
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"I, state your name..."
Oh yum mojitos!!! Damn, nothing good to eat @home & no alcohol. FUCK!
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Jeffro11,
Care to serve?
kdracofan!
Hey there sweet-stuff!!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Submitted by DUDE on October 24, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Ok, Like I wasn't hungry enough. You had to mention Ruddfuckers! All's forgiven. If you would've said Tommy's I might have had to hunt you down.
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Haven't been in Cali (San Diego) since 96, what is Tommy's?
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"I, state your name..."
Make it a mojito party and I'll be there
I'm horngry. Is it 5 yet? Wait...my boss isn't here...
Submitted by Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 3:31pm.
DUDE,
Everyone that shows! Yes sir!
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Whatzat...sangria party @ Clarisse's???
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"I, state your name..."
Happy Freaking is bout time Friday Kdracofan.
Ok, Like I wasn't hungry enough. You had to mention Ruddfuckers! All's forgiven. If you would've said Tommy's I might have had to hunt you down.
the DUDE! abides...
Kdra!!!
xoxoxo
Good afternoon ELB, Clarisse, Happy Hour & XXYXZ
I am SO HOWNGRY now...and dinner is so far away:(
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
DUDE,
Everyone that shows! Yes sir!
El Bastardo!
Coming from da king o'caption, "Congrats" is extra special!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Submitted by DUDE on October 24, 2008 - 3:21pm.
WHA? Go to your room!
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I preferred Fuddrucker's...
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"I, state your name..."
I've always liked Olivia, but those pics do her no justice.
The delivery pics, yeah I get that they're funny, but she looks like she should be deported.
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Consider me fuckin' Willy fuckin' Wonka! This is my fucking chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!
damn in & Out is always packed at lunch time can't really afford to spend my lunch break there. 'cause I have important stuff to do at work.. like checking Dlisted and stuff.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 24, 2008 - 3:23pm.
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Is everyone coming? ;)
the DUDE! abides...
CLARRRRIIIISSSSEEEE!! Congrats on win! *slurppppp*
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
:)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 24, 2008 - 3:19pm.
ElB, you didn;t email me?
that is fucked up- someone is posing as you.
Damn. Definitely not moi. Not from my e-mail, just checked sent items so not hacked. Someones being a twat, dont reply, aint me!!
ps-also, i'm @yahoo.co.UK. :o)
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(