Get The Cage Ready
Ladies and whores, in one corner we have Florence "Grouchy Granny Panties" Henderson and in the other we have Cloris "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time" Leachman! Actually, add a few more hating bitches to Florence's corner. It seems that everyone is getting sick of Cloris' crazy memaw shtick on DWTS.
Mrs. Brady told Life & Style (via LA Times) that 82-year-old Cloris is an embarrassment to memaws. She said, "I hope the audience doesn’t think all older people act like her. I love Cloris, but sometimes she acts like she’s not all there, or she’s wandering around the ballroom acting silly."
Florence needs to add a little rum to her Ovaltine. It might lighten her up a bit. Cloris acts like she's not all there, because she's not! She's always on Planet I Don't Give A Fuck and that makes for some good entertainment!
Florence isn't alone. The Chicago Sun-Times reports that a bunch of whores working on the show want Cloris to beat it. A source said that Susan Lucci and robot Samantha Harris are both sick of better dancers being sent to the glue factory instead of Cloris.
The source said, ''We thought it would be fun to have Cloris on ... and expected her to maybe make it through one or two weeks. But now it's gone from people being amused -- similar to the way it was with Jerry Springer -- to being downright concerned."
Stick your dick in a blender and press pulse. The show is not that serious! It's a stupid reality show featuring has-beens and never-was-es! They aren't working on a respectable reality show like "Rock of Love." They are all just jealous, because Cloris is the star!
That said, they need to settle this on the finale with a.....CAGE FIGHT! Cloris versus all of those ugly ass complainers! She'll mop the floor with all of them! Of course, she'll save CHERYL BURKE for last, because her MOP HEAD will get those tough to reach spots.
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Submitted by Lisa Marie on October 25, 2008 - 2:02am.
I can't think of anything more pathetic than two 80 year old women duking it out
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except they aren't "duking it out." Flo's got her pantyhose in a knot for some reason, she can't mind her own business and is slinging mud. Cloris, on the other hand is having the time of her life!
*pulling dress over head*
LOOK AT MY PANTIES!!!!
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Now if we can get that lady from 'The Facts of Life' and Joan Collins involved, we'll have an even bigger memaw feud!
My other gig
My other hangout
I love Cloris!I wish she was my memaw!
Mrs.Henderson can go watch QVC
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
breakdown....you rock
yep
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Cloris has lived long enough to do whatever the fuck she wants.
Let those other uptight twats suck it!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I can't think of anything more pathetic than two 80 year old women duking it out (let's fucking hope to god this isn't some hint of a pay-per-view granny match). I sure as hell won't be watching it. Could you imagine these two relics going at it in leotards, ripping each other's wigs off and shitting themselves?
granny fight...gawd help us all if one of these old broads sagging tits falls out in the middle of this memaw fight...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
This from a woman who found Greg Brady hot?
when was Cloris ever known for seriousness? And didn't Flo fuck a teenager half her age? She may need to get herself a tall frosty mug of shut the fuck up! Cloris should just haul off with her cane and give her an old fashioned ass whupping for talking smack
pot calling the kettle old.
let me make it to 82 in this world and I'll be an old crazy biddy too!
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Go see "Kiss Me Deadly" and shut the hell up. Cloris is no has-been or never was. And Phyllis? "You don't know cold until you've slept with Lars."
She is entertaining and is having a ball. I'm not laughing at her when I watch, I'm laughing with her. Are any of those other fools off to shoot a Tarantino film? Imagine working with Robert Aldrich and Tarantino in a lifetime (I know the latter is a tool, but he can make some good to great movies sometimes). And let's not forget her performance in "The Last Picture Show."
Florence Henderson was Mrs. Brady. Cloris Leachman was Frau Blucher. Team Frau Blucher! There's no crime in Cloris have a bit of fun.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
I'd take on both of these hot bitchez! It would be a Mr. Jeffers sandwich! Yummay!
My ass disappeared with my hairline!
chloris might be fat now(omg) but she has a sense of humor, something florence never had.
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.chocolate news. wednesdays. comedy central.
Florence Henderson. I'd do her (tweener crush I never got over). Yeah, I said it. I be kinky.
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I can't stand that old bat Cloris. She's so friggin annoying. I can't watch that show, she makes me cringe. Def set up because most people can't stand her. Florence is right. Cloris is an insecure acting fool who has to beg for votes.
Cloris is by far the most annoying contestant that has ever bee on DWTS. Her shtick got old after the 1st episode.
And, someone needs to tell Florence that all elderly people indeed don't act like Chloris. Rather, some, like Florence herself, have had so much plastic surgery that their mouths appear to be pulled from side-to-side so tightly that they're in a perpetual kewbie doll death smile -- even when their stool softners fail and much is horribly amiss.
From her genius performance as a disturbed, lonely semi-cougar in "Last Picture Show" to her signature entrance of "Hi Hi!" on Mary Taylor Moore, the woman is golden in all respects.
And, I would pay real money to watch a throw-down between she and mophead.
Cloris is the fun part of that show. Go Cloris!!!!
Coma Caca!!
Florence Henderson? Isn't she a Republicunt? More importantly, isn't she dead? What the hell kind of undead, Republicunt monster hates on old-ass biddies like Cloris Leachman? Cloris is a hot-ass memaw and I hope she wins DWTS. Florence is a whiny, plastic-faced GOP bitch who needs to stick a bottle of Wesson in her pie-hole and leave it there.
Talk about jellus h8ers! Ummmm, all you whiny DWTS bitches, this is called showmanship. She is making up for her lack of skill with a lot of personality. Duh! Guess that's one reason she has an Oscar and y'all don't. Nanny nanny boo boo!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Cloris is fucking 82 damn years old and still crackin' jokes and dancing. Mrs.Brady is,what..60 at the oldest. GTFO. This morning one of those old people sit and shower commercials came on and I thought of Cloris. Most old people can't even bathe themselves without breaking a hip...look at that old bitch go.
Florence sorta sucks. She's a Debbie Downer, and I remember when she was on Surreal Life it was her mission to force her ideas of morality on everyone. The Surreal Life house! Sad that the hippest you ever were was as Carol Brady. Go Cloris!
Mrs. Brady and Erica Kane ought to shut their joker lookin stretch mouths.
I want to be Cloris when I grow up.
I haven't watched this, but now you've made me curious to search You Tube for Florence clips.
But don't go dissing Ovaltine. The chocolate malt is pretty tasty.
Cloris doesn't just live on Planet I Don't Give A Fuck, she founded the damn place. She's a crazy fucking memaw, always has been. My mother has a long-standing hatred of her, would shoot her immediately should Cloris ever step into her direct sight line.
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
Submitted by StewieGriffin on October 24, 2008 - 2:21pm.
They're just jealous, I hope she wins, that tired ass show really does take itself too seriously. And Florence better watch her big ass dentures or Frau Blucher's going to smack the Wessonality right out of her.
OMG I burst out laughing My landlord knocked on my door and asked if I had hurt myself! BAHAHA!
I am Team Clorky! She also made me spit my wine cooler all over the floor. I hope next season she comes back as a guest Judge. Mel Brooks is a fool, his show is tanking without her!! She's too gifted!!
You'll be popular when you are dead!
Cloris rocks, I aspire to be half the pistol she is now, let alone at 80. Mrs. Brady, respectfully, STFU. Didn't you date Gregg? Jealous much? Seriously, she rocks, and she better get her own damn show after this. I vote my 13 each week, bitch brought it, now I am enlisting my two cell phone numbers!
Oh, it's been brung.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Team Cloris. Vote Bitches! All the way!
"I hope the audience doesn’t think all older people act like her."
No you lame conformist Brady whore, the audience thinks all older people act like you...sitting around quiet waiting for death to knock you upside the head. Cloris is the way all older people should behave, alive and ready to take on any challenge. Go team Cloris! 180 is the new 30!
Submitted by sweetstickyriceball on October 24, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Plus, Samantha shouldn't talk. She is the least talented person, not on TV, but on EARTH!
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The least talented???? 2 words for you...Elisabeth Hasselbeck....'nuff said!
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
CARROTTOP!!
Is that Suri Cruise???? *i knows who it is whores! I iz makin a funny! Not so funny though*
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"we are so poor, we can't even afford our own language, just a stupid accent!"
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I Decided
That you are the him for me
- Basement Baby "I Decided"
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LOVE Cloris and yes it is a popularlity contest, so the haters can just wallow in the fact that they aren't as well liked.
I personally think Cloris is having a grand ol' time and is giving Mel Brooks a big "F U" because he didn't want her in Young Frankenstein on Broadway because he felt she was too old and wasn't physically capable of doing the show.
Well Cloris you showed him!
She'll stay on the show til all the "boring, but better dancers" are off.
Watch out Lance and LaLucci
Haha. The last laugh is on them. All this hatorade is just going to get Cloris more sympathy votes. Plus, Samantha shouldn't talk. She is the least talented person, not on TV, but on EARTH! Well, with that job, I guess she must be good at some thing...that was mean.
YES. YES. Say it. He vas my... . BOYFRIEND.
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 24, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Cloris is the crass old lady I aspire to be. I bet she dutch ovens her husband.
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no husband...lol
but she does walk around naked. I know this firsthand.....lol
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I Decided
That you are the him for me
- Basement Baby "I Decided"
hahaha
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 24, 2008 - 2:21pm.
YOUR AVIE!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
@LCT,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Cloris fucking RULED as Granny Clampett. One of my all time fave flicks. That's a remake that actually wasn't skewered to death.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
They're just jealous, I hope she wins, that tired ass show really does take itself too seriously. And Florence better watch her big ass dentures or Frau Blucher's going to smack the Wessonality right out of her.
Cloris is the crass old lady I aspire to be. I bet she dutch ovens her husband.
They're just a bunch of jelis h8ers! Cloris rulez!
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
@Jim- Heroes is on NBC.
LOL@stick your dick in a blender. Another great line via Kelly: go stuff your peehole with a Junior Mint.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Cloris could moon the audience and fart tunes for all I care.
The Last Picture Show
That's all I'm sayin'.
The woman is a national treasure.
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
I think Flo's hemmarhoids are bothering her again.
Cloris is crazy like a fox. She knows how to entertain, and that is the name of the game.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Sounds like a future matchup for "Oil Wrestling with the Stars"
"YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE!!!"
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I'm glad that i dont watch all this reality crap....I cant stand much TV anyway. Watching the losers dance really does nothing for me.
These two need to drink their metamucil shakes and freaking smoke a bowl of STFU.
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