This Is The Way All Fine Ladies Should Behave
Damn. I always knew Jodie Marsh's vagina had a life of its own, but I didn't know it could wave and flip off the paps. This fine lady has talents nobody knows about. I'm sure her asshole can tap dance like a motherfucker.
England's shiniest pearl was making her country proud last night by showing off her ladylike manners. She really should open a charm school, so that all little girls can master the art of class and elegance. She can also teach them about the finer things in life like McDonald's.
Jodie, who recently "turned lesbian," recently had an N shaved into the side of her head. She says the N is dedicated to her girlfriend Nina, but I'm not buying that. The health commission passed some kind of law forcing Jodie to do that. The N stands for "No, don't even think of getting near this skeezer unless you want to catch some dreadful jungle disease."
Before driving off with her lady love, Jodie told the pappies, "We're going back to mine for an orgy..no guys allowed!" And I'm sure 200 new STDs were born from that orgy.
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lmao I thought that was her own hand so I was like wait is that hard to do? so I tried it ..Im so ashamed lol
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OMG! There's a person trapped in there! Someone get help. This looks like a job for the Jaws of Life.
Submitted by KD on October 24, 2008 - 12:36pm.
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the DUDE! abides...
This pig makes Jordan and Paris Hilton look like class acts...
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Dude- it says "my crazy life". I know old victorian english. :)
Submitted by LoLo on October 24, 2008 - 12:11pm.
I dont think its her hand yall, I think maybe her butt hole fell out AGAIN!
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Agreed. Butt, I also don't think those are raindrops on the window!
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I think this girl has, what we in the business like to call, "self-esteem issues."
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
That N stands for No Class, No Brains, and No Career.
Wow. What class. What a lady. What a beauty.
I think I wanna be like this whorebag when I grow up. I think I'm in looooove.
*Pukes*
Did her vagina get angaged or did someone give it a promise ring? Promise not to ever quit being so classy? Does her vag's finger get manicures?
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
I have a request of my D-listed friends....
Should I ever become this "glamorous" stab me in the face until I die...
Seriously!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Does the tat on her bicep say "My Pimp Life"?
Someone please tell what is lower on the evolutionary scale than a Chav?
I've met monkeys with better manners.
the DUDE! abides...
Page 3 girls always go onto bigger and better things.
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"Feed them now, they kill us later."- wisdom from my momma.
Her girlfriend looks absolutely lovely.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 24, 2008 - 12:21pm.
She wants a child and THIS is how she acts? Hmmmmm, well that child is goijg to grow up with morals, grace & dignity. There is NO WAY she should even be allowed to THINK about having a child until she GROW THE FUCK UP!!!
can't wait to see what her bukkake child looks like
This girl is still not as crazy as Beyonce. Sasha Fierce? Somebody has got issues and it ain't me. I guess she wants a new name so people will stop laughing at her. Now they're laughing even more. She's making Titney look sane.
This is gotta be every mom's worst nightmare. The pain to see your daughter end up like this... it gives me goose bumps
eww i believe it about her poor personal hygiene- she probably flips her panties inside out like 6 times to reuse them, the panty pudding must be rank with this one ugh
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Submitted by DUDE on October 24, 2008 - 12:12pm.
When did glamorizing one's own stupidity become hot?
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It was the exact moment that Paris Hilton was photographed for the first time.
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She wants a child and THIS is how she acts? Hmmmmm, well that child is goijg to grow up with morals, grace & dignity. There is NO WAY she should even be allowed to THINK about having a child until she GROW THE FUCK UP!!!
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I dont think its her hand yall, I think maybe her butt hole fell out AGAIN!
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Toilet bat trying to escape.
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"I, state your name..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFd9_kNQobI
N=Nappy Ass Ho. I would do her ,she is hot in a nasty way.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFd9_kNQobI
I would love to see Jodie and Our Lady of Lucite out on the town together. It would be like Godzilla vs Mothra.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by LoLo on October 24, 2008 - 12:11pm.
I dont think its her hand yall, I think maybe her butt hole fell out AGAIN!
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Fuck YEAH! Can we all say prolapsed rectum?!
Oh and the "n" stands for NO!!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
My vagina hurts just from looking at her
"The relationship ended between late December and mid-January 2007 with Doyle blaming Marsh's constant drinking and poor personal hygiene."
OMFG ew ew ew ew ewwwwww
I totally believe it though.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
eww whats up with her nose? Looks like she had a head on collison with a brick wall.
Who'd have thunk there was was something out there that could make Paris, Brit, and HoHan look like "Ladies".
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"I, state your name..."
Yep, mom and dad are so proud. They've probably changed their names and are under witness protection.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on October 24, 2008 - 12:15pm.
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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ugh.
what a pig.
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I Decided
That you are the him for me
- Basement Baby "I Decided"
hahaha
Jeebus, I'll fuck just about anything female, but even *I* wouldn't dare to touch this walking piece of shit.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
her friend's having a big mac
pure class
Posting this at lunchtime is just fuckin wrong.
On a brighter note, most of the men in the world just breathed a sigh of relief that she's switched teams.
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Is that Flock of Seagulls/New Wave she-beast in the back of the car her girlfriend???
WOOF!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
When did glamorizing one's own stupidity become hot?
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Is that Kathy Bates sitting next to ski-slope nose???
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I love the sticker on the window.
Smoking is bad, but STD-riddled skunk heads and fast food is a-ok!
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I dont think its her hand yall, I think maybe her butt hole fell out AGAIN!
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Ugh. She is vile.
this is in the wikipedia page for this skank
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodie_Marsh
The relationship ended between late December and mid-January 2007 with Doyle blaming Marsh's constant drinking and poor personal hygiene.[22]
LOL
Her nose is just plain fucked!!!
Wow. I'm embarrassed to admit that I tried this stunt without going to the other thumbnails.
I think I need a nice stiff one right about now.
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I think I just puked a little.
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Wow. Do you think she just did that spur of the moment or has she been practicing waiting for the right opportunity.
I think today's posts make up for the lack of gossip news all week.
At first when i saw that little hand coming out of her ass I thought maybe it was Jenna Jamisons twins slipping out to say HELLO!
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Her mother must be so proud...
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One bright morning in the middle of the night...two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other. Drew out swords and shot each other.
Ah, so much elegance these days. Jodie Marsh, Shauna Sand, Parasite, Heather Mills.
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The 'N' stands for "Not talented or relevant. That's why I pose like this."
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.