This Is The Way All Fine Ladies Should Behave
Damn. I always knew Jodie Marsh's vagina had a life of its own, but I didn't know it could wave and flip off the paps. This fine lady has talents nobody knows about. I'm sure her asshole can tap dance like a motherfucker.
England's shiniest pearl was making her country proud last night by showing off her ladylike manners. She really should open a charm school, so that all little girls can master the art of class and elegance. She can also teach them about the finer things in life like McDonald's.
Jodie, who recently "turned lesbian," recently had an N shaved into the side of her head. She says the N is dedicated to her girlfriend Nina, but I'm not buying that. The health commission passed some kind of law forcing Jodie to do that. The N stands for "No, don't even think of getting near this skeezer unless you want to catch some dreadful jungle disease."
Before driving off with her lady love, Jodie told the pappies, "We're going back to mine for an orgy..no guys allowed!" And I'm sure 200 new STDs were born from that orgy.
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If doctors started giving these slags brain implants instead of breast implants the world might actually be a better place. Nah, that would be too boring.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Apparently all of this, the life-style, the make-up, the boobs and all are supposed to compensate for her lack of self-esteem and confidence in her younger years.
Wow, I'll bet she is FULL of self-esteem now! Who wouldn't be with all that class?
BTW, Google her name and see a picture of her real face. Quite a jolt to think that she really looks normal and not too bad looking either!
Jodie said the "N" stands for "Marsh."
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
IMO the "N" stands for nasty, noxious, nit-wit or something similar. She is ghetto trash.
Just the kind of sweet, unassuming gal a guy would like to bring home to Mom.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
The fuck???
This woman might be amusing if she wasn't at the same time so pathetic.
"dick nose"...lmfao!
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Jesus, God, what in Intervention Hell IS WRONG WITH THIS CHICK?!!?
That aside, thank you, MK for bringing "skeezer" back!!
That totally takes me back to the days in middle school among las Cholas, rocking out to some freestyle at the rollerdome, and those little packets of lemon salt.
Awesome.
the grace and refinement just oooooozes out of her... like vagi-slime.
Submitted by LoLo on October 24, 2008 - 12:07pm.
At first when i saw that little hand coming out of her ass I thought maybe it was Jenna Jamisons twins slipping out to say HELLO!
LMFAO LOLO!
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Damn she is skaaanky.
Her hair looks like mould under the microscope, enlarged 200 times.
Or shall I say thrush...? ;)
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From that angle, her nose looked like a penis nestled in a pair of lips...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
All right, when I see someone acting like this, I have to assume they are bi-polar or they were abused as a child. All that acting out... it's not normal or healthy behavior.
I wonder if that's how psychiatrists go around looking at the world; do they see people or cases?
She looks like she's killing that hand with her ass.
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what a whore..;she's ugly
Crazy skanks are always the most entertaining.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
yep. i can do it too. had to try also
No. Just. No.
I can't do that move, my tits get in the way. You can see both her hands in a few thumbnails though. Plus she has on different polish. I still tried to do the move though LOLOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
ISprainedMyUvula on October 24, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Brain. Does. Not. Compute. Image.
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that just made me laugh out loud
Too bad they weren't driving into a tunnel when she was leaning out the window.....would have been a fantastic improvement....
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 24, 2008 - 12:52pm.
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Idi Amin? Damn, you're harsh! Poor dictator...
the DUDE! abides...
Definitely worthy of a NSFL warning.
Missy it reminds me of school times when they would tell us to sit on our hands if we were too restless.
THAT should have been a clue to spice up or step up the levelof the lesson. If the kids are bored you aint doing it right and riskthe danger of turning lil babies into what we have pictured above!
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Brain. Does. Not. Compute. Image.
Submitted by LoLo on October 24, 2008 - 12:59pm.
wait that isnt her own hand?
I can do that.....
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hahahaha, I totally tried too :D
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 24, 2008 - 1:10pm.
LOL! OK, now THAT I did try....good thing I'm alone....
So, to all you DListers that I enjoy so much, I'm going back to work soon, just trying to get in as much DListed as possible as I won't be home all day to get my fix.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 24, 2008 - 1:19pm.
LOL & ew is right! Dick nose with smegma nostrils!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Deb: seriously!
with a nose like that
she doesn't need a dildo
ew
lol
Dick nose! Dick nose!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Did ya'll ever see her on It's Me or the Dog? She was with her parents and seemed totally normal and sweet. Why why why is she such a skank?
is that N next to her ?(middle row-1st from right picture)
her name should be: BOO!
Gross with a capital smeg!
Lmao big L as soon as i realized it I was like ah fuck and washed up in desgrace lol...It was an impulse like when people ask u if you can lick ur elbow lol
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she is such an ugly skank with really horrendous tattoos...is that frumpy fatty with the sour face her girlfriend? i thought she would be with someone as glamorous as herself.
wait that isnt her own hand?
I can do that.....
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She is such a delicate flower.
Totally ready for sperm donors and motherhood.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 24, 2008 - 12:39pm.
LOL! I thought it was her hand at first also....but I didn't try it...now go wash!!
Pink meets Jenna Jameson meets Idi Amin.
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OMG that IS Mj on her arm!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
So WTF with the Michael Jackson tattoo?
I don't get how that fits in there....
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Oh Marsh is an Essex girl, that explains all.
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"Feed them now, they kill us later."- wisdom from my momma.
go on, make fun of her, but I think she's in a lot of pain.
I mean, she'd HAVE to be.
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
nice nose, did she get the jacko special?
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I also love how her makeup is always so understated, enhancing her natural beauty instead of creating a mask-like face.
However, I believe she would benefit from just a little more eyeshadow.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Well I think shes rather classy, I mean I've never seen her vagina so....
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Go Phillies!
She is very yucky.
@ Silvara.. count on it..