Guy Ritchie Parties His Troubles Away
Vadge's last victim, Robert Downey Jr. and some old timey bank robber all went out together in London last night. The three of these scallywags are working on that Sherlock Holmes movie shit together. Guy's nuts might be growing back, because he was all smiles and held his head up high as they all made their way to a party at the White Cube Gallery. Guy could be all smiley and shit because he's excited about the open bar he's about to attack. Open bars cure almost any problem!
If you've been shot at by your man, lost your corner on the ho stroll and caught your dog doing wet doody times in your favorite shoes all on the same day....none of that matters if you have an open bar in front of you. It's a beautiful thing. Some people go to church or the crack house to ease the pain, I find an open bar!
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RDJ seems like he would be fun to have a conversation with.
Guy, I would just ask him how the reattachment surgery went.
And Jude, I would ask him isn't there a nanny somewhere he should be fucking over a pool table?
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"Feed them now, they kill us later."- wisdom from my momma.
@sickitten,
Believe me, dear, I took no offense.
For all you know I could be a 14-year old boy.
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
never mind...wrong thread
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Mrs. K, please don't be angry with me over that post that actually glorifies you, okay? Sorry it came off lame, IMer.
I'd totally smoke bowls with RDJ....Then I'd drink a pint with Guy and turn around and kick Jude and send him home to change his clothes and put on a hat. ;P
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
Disconcerting thought: All know Gwyneth personally. Eeeew.
Speaking of open bars, that Midori shit looks good. On the ad over there--->
I thought it said "Spirit Fuckering" AHAHAHA!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Argyle goes great with my bib overalls and Massey Ferguson cap.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
All three of there outfits suck but Jude is the sexiest of the three that evening.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
AHA! Look at Robert. He's like "fuck, I'm an alchy, I can't drink". RD jr babysitting drunks. Love it! I am so sure he is on the 'marijuana maintenance' program. His eyes say "I just took a hit of E", though.
Submitted by blueberry on October 24, 2008 - 11:59am.
Jude does look beat and I know he's such a douche...but to be honest, I'd still hit it. Is there a cure for that?
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There is most definitely a cure for that and it has proven to be extremely effective over the years. It is a jumbo sized bottle of Smirnoff and 2 packs of full flavored Marlboro 100's. You won't remember a thing tomorrow.
Mmmmmm...open bar!
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
They all look like shit, excepf for RDJ... that one looks high as a kite!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
RDJ is like the KING of Scallywags...he needs to show those two what it's about...well minus the drugs and booze of course. Nah, that's no fun...open bar it is!
Your face!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on October 24, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Jude Law creeps me out so bad and that mustache isn't helping matters.
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Jude definitely has the "drunken child toucher" vibe going on to me.
Maybe one day Jude will end up on Noncewatch. England's premier website for children touchers.
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"Feed them now, they kill us later."- wisdom from my momma.
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#3 really? Look at that smile in the first thumb!!! CRIKEY!!!!
*fans self*
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
ha ha ha I heart i bet that could be some peoles grave stone and stuff!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
@Nx2..I'm sure you do, I'm sure you do.
@theC..It's was horrible then too. But I don't think that was it's true origin. I think it dates way back when..Like tartan and I don't look good in a kilt either..
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Third thumbnail, Downey Jr. *swoon* wipping his mouth, aw yeah bitches~ another sexy fantasy dream is kicking in!
Submitted by louise_brooks on October 24, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Jude Law creeps me out so bad and that mustache isn't helping matters.
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Jude definitely has the "drunken child toucher" vibe going on to me.
Submitted by LoLo on October 24, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Damaged tips are not good for your hole health.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAA Totally sig-worthy!!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Jude Law creeps me out so bad and that mustache isn't helping matters.
I wouldn't care if he was walking down the street with Jesus and Abe Lincoln, I'd cross the street to get away from him.
Submitted by Thornhill on October 24, 2008 - 11:58am.
Argyle has never been cool, ever..
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Teehee...spoken like someone who lived through the 80s.
And I couldn't agree more.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
if statham were with them, i'd highly suspect they went out to have a bukkake party together
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I would smoke many bowls and have many warm beers with these whores, but i would not let them stick the tips in. Damaged tips are not good for your hole health.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Shush thornhill....lol...I look AWESOME in argyle!! ;P
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One bright morning in the middle of the night...two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other. Drew out swords and shot each other.
i love me some downey jr. but what in christ is he wearing? hi-tops, sweatpants, trenchcoat... not for nothing but that's what i would wear to a porno theatre, not that i would do such a thing....
i HATE rdj...
everything he does screams douchebag
in thumb three he looks like an older beat-up marc jacobs
Jude does look beat and I know he's such a douche...but to be honest, I'd still hit it. Is there a cure for that?
Jude needs to wear a freakin collared shirt for once...he is looking too sleezy with the chest hairs and shizz hanging out. Its like he has to display how hairy he is on his chest because his poor head is balding. lol.
Gawd RDJ looks tiny!!
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One bright morning in the middle of the night...two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other. Drew out swords and shot each other.
Argyle has never been cool, ever..
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Yeahhhh Guy go out there and have fun!!! RDJ looks so cute.
Coma Caca!!
"and some old timey bank robber"
ah, MK finds yet another genius way to insult that man bitch jude
bravo
If that were the old RDJ I would highly suspect that box to be holding his works. Hmmm....
Argyle... :( that brings back some sad memories.
And I see Jude is paying the price for being a lech. He's as beat looking as that boy who got a caning in the 90's.
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I've seen Jason Statham in person in Vegas at Planet Hollywood hotel. He walked into a bar, looked right at me and sort of sauntered by. I wasnt really impressed at all. He is MUCH smaller than they portray him. lol.
ON TOPIC: I LOVE Guy's argyle sweater!! I am all about argyle right now. :D Gawd i would love to go out for a pint with these three!!!
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One bright morning in the middle of the night...two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other. Drew out swords and shot each other.
I immediately like Guy Ritchie so much more now he's not with that repulsive miserable bitter hag. It's good that he's having fun and hanging out with hot guys too, but I agree with the poster below, why no Jason Statham, if he was there, that'd be one party I wouldn't mind being passed around like a cheap whore in.
Love the sweater Guy. I bet Guy called RDJ and Phil Collins, I mean Jude, up and said "If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal". He's still gotta be afraid of Madge the Succubus.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Was the Reservoir Dogs soundtrack playing for them?
*sings "Little Green Bag"*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Open bars rule, Argyle sweaters not so much..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
RDJ should NOT be hanging out in bars if he wants to stay sober!!
Jude Law looks hot to me for some reason.
I think I still have my beer goggles on from last night.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
There's something about Jude...I think the sexy fell out with his hair.
Or maybe it's the shirts with the too big necklines.
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Submitted by Secret Original on October 24, 2008 - 11:42am.
There aren't many people I honestly could say "Fuck, I wish I were him for a day" about. But RDJ, yeah. And maybe a few days.
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I'd need to renounce all things holy and wear a hazmat suit with lots of slip 'n slide but yeah. The man oozes hotness (and hopefully that's all).
Why did I not notice that Guy is kinda cute? Jude is looking beat as always and RDJ's starting to get the hot sucked out of him by being in his vicinity.
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fuck...hotness jason statham is missing at that reunion
did mr vadge forget to bring his bf?
iHeart, I agree, Guy actually looks hot. Good riddance Vadge!!
Jude Law looks like a pedo
And RDJ dreamy as always.
I'd love to be a fly in the wall with these 3 hangin'...wonder what they talk about...I HOPE they made fun of Vadge's Hulkish vag
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
There aren't many people I honestly could say "Fuck, I wish I were him for a day" about. But RDJ, yeah. And maybe a few days.
I have to agree- RDJ is the hotness...he's no Johhny Depp, but he will do. :)
RDJ has just got 'it' hasn't he. He doesn't even have to try.
LOL MK, I'm scrolling down and it's just like one giant skank parade today! Keep em comin baby!