JLo, Give The Girl Some Of Yours
Everyone was smiling at the Fashion Group's 25th Annual Night of Stars yesterday and trying not to think about the fact that Allegra Versace is the size of one of JLo's pinky toes. Now, Allegra has had many, many, many, many problems with ze food in the past and it looks like she still does. So what does her mommy Donatella do about it? She puts her in a dress and takes her to a party! To be fair, I don't think Donatella can see that well, given the fact that her massive swollen roid lips probably block her vision every now and again.
Here's a few more of JLo, Skele.....I mean...Marc Anthony, Allegra and Donatella last night. I can't call him Skeletor when he's standing next to Allegra. He's a larditor compared to her. And JLo's still making those "I'm so sexy" faces. They look more like "I'm sooo sweeepy" or "I'm soooo constipatedy" faces.
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my god! i hope allegra is getting all the help she needs!
Allegra looks horrible. What kind of mother would parade her sick daughter instead of keeping her in treatment?
I'm convinced Donatella used to be a heavyweight prizefighter in another life.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
AHHHH!
All of them are so damn WTF?
WTF is going on in these photos? What is UP?
All that mess in one shot! ALL THAT MESS!
I mean WTF? God! What is going on!
Fuck man i just cant process it. The fuck? Jesus!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I feel bad for Allegra. :(
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another self absorbed cunt.
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Awful! Poor Allegra. Justice is right. Donatella has $$$$$, get her help!
Just in time for Dia de los Muertos! La Flaca!
Seriously, Allegra looks like a concentration camp survivor. And being a fashion designer, Donatella should not have let her daughter out of the house with those arms and legs exposed.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Me thinks Jho's ponytail is pulled a little too tight:/
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
What in the name of..
You cannot put your child out like this when she is clearly not well. Donatella needs a fucking slap and a half.
--thanks awfully--
jlo's expression in thumb four is priceless
Submitted by Miss Priss on October 24, 2008 - 10:35am.
And Allegra...holy shit...she's more skeletor than the original skeletor
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*Falls off chair* BWAHAHHAAA!!!!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Oh Allegra! Sweety! That's bad!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
My GAWD I fucking HATE Jello! Same old hairdo, same old squinty look she thinks is sexay.
And Allegra...holy shit...she's more skeletor than the original skeletor
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