JLo, Give The Girl Some Of Yours
Everyone was smiling at the Fashion Group's 25th Annual Night of Stars yesterday and trying not to think about the fact that Allegra Versace is the size of one of JLo's pinky toes. Now, Allegra has had many, many, many, many problems with ze food in the past and it looks like she still does. So what does her mommy Donatella do about it? She puts her in a dress and takes her to a party! To be fair, I don't think Donatella can see that well, given the fact that her massive swollen roid lips probably block her vision every now and again.
Here's a few more of JLo, Skele.....I mean...Marc Anthony, Allegra and Donatella last night. I can't call him Skeletor when he's standing next to Allegra. He's a larditor compared to her. And JLo's still making those "I'm so sexy" faces. They look more like "I'm sooo sweeepy" or "I'm soooo constipatedy" faces.
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I wonder if Allegra had to shave her back to go to the party? Girls like her turn into seals. J-Ho probably took her home for a threesome with Skeletor. Hope J wasn't left out.
Hahahaha Deb! Donatella's anus lips are in dire need of Preparation H.
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Well, in slight defense of Donatella, if she looks in the mirror and sees THAT face with those anus lips and thinks THAT looks good, she probably looks at her daughter and thinks SHE looks good.
No excuse, really. She is enabling her daughter's slow suicide.
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Allegra looks fat here, she needs to lose a few decigrams.
OMG. I'm not even sure what to say. I feel so bad for her. Money and fame cannot buy happiness or peace of mind, I guess. It just pays the bills.
I pray she gets the help she needs and deserves.
When did JLo morph into that annoying Kimora whatever the fuck her name was?
Poor Donatella's daughter. I can't even believe she could be walking around. She ought to be in a hospital room being force fed. That girl looks like she's 2 days from death.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on October 24, 2008 - 10:51am.
I'm sure posting pictures of the poor girl and commenting on how skinny she is really helps her MK. Gees. Why don't you post a picture of a cancer patient and point out the fact that they are bald from chemo? I mean really.
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NO. She NEEDS to hear this from someone. She needs HELP Jimmy.
Your comment made no sense at all.
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From what i've read, Allegra has been anorexic for a loooooong time. It's scary to think that she's been this unhealthy for an extended amount of time. Sad thing is, no matter what anyone else says or does, people with these kinds of issues can only be helped if they WANT to be helped.
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Damn. Talk about the poster for "Feast or Famine"...good fucking grief.
Daffy Donatella, the pond is calling.
Shit. I want to give Allegra Versace a hug. It's almost painful seeing her so thin, and with that look on her face. Poor girl.
That first thumbnail of JLO is not cute. A constipated bitch is not a good look.
Allegra is in big trouble.
WOW that girl needs to be institutionalized. Sad.
Much as I hate to say it, you have to give Jlo props for not giving in to the current death camp look that's so popular in hollywierd.
and if my daughter looked like allegra, I'd not be hanging on dlist, I'd be in the hospital holding her hand.
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I wonder if Donatella thinks her daughter looks fab! OMG, that's sad. I bet Allegra looks in the mirror and thinks she's fat. Can't her mother help her!?!
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I'm sure posting pictures of the poor girl and commenting on how skinny she is really helps her MK. Gees. Why don't you post a picture of a cancer patient and point out the fact that they are bald from chemo? I mean really.
Jello is trying WAY too hard. I personally think if you are sexy, you are sexy, no matter what what you're wearing. You can be sexy in zero makeup and sweats or all gussied up. Making a "sexy" face isn't going to help a damn thing.
I really think she's doing all this for Skeletor. I bet she is doing everything in her power to "keep" him because deep down she knows he is a no-good, cheating wifebeater who has no compunction about leaving a beautiful wife and children. Karma, baby....
That's the best jlo has looked in a while. Skeletor's demon juice must be doing her well.
Allegra looks skeletal and unhealthy, and she obviously still has issues with anorexia. Money and fame don't buy happiness, but they still should buy some time in a nice rehab center where she can be hooked up to an IV and deal with her psychological issues.
I miss Maya Rudolph doing Donatella on SNL.
wow. that looks painful:( i will share some of my fat with that poor girl.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 24, 2008 - 10:38am.
AHHHH!
All of them are so damn WTF?
WTF is going on in these photos? What is UP?
All that mess in one shot! ALL THAT MESS!
I mean WTF? God! What is going on!
Fuck man i just cant process it. The fuck? Jesus!
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DITTO!!!!! JHo's "sultry" eyes look weighed down by those big ass spider legs.
Are we sure Steve Tyler isn't playing dress up???
AND that poor poor poor child Allegra. MY GAWD. HOW SAD. I feel so horrible for her.
I so want to BACK HAND her momma!
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Allegra needs urgent help. There's nothing else to be said.
Donatella looks like a freaking sea witch or something...that close up picture is scary. Her face is totally frozen, but why would you freeze it looking like that?? lol.
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OMFL there are so many things wrong with the people in these pics i dont even know what to comment on!!
First why the hell is Allegra not in some kind of therapy...shes starting to look like those anorexic twins!!! Its so scary and sad that her mom an people around here are not helping...
Jlo please stop with the retard faces...you would look so much sexier if you were humble and sweet
Donatella holy shit whats up with her face??!!!
And nothing to say about Marc other than hes whipped!
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Allegra looks exactly like an emaciated Morgan Fairchild. Donatella for Mother of the Year!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Allegra needs help badly..seriously, this is some really sad stuff.
Poor Allegra. :( And what an idiot mom she has.
Her hand in that last pic of her is pretty disturbing. It looks corpse-y and I agree with Deb she looks like a concentration camp survivor. Wherever she was sent for help obviously didn't do any good.
OMG her arm!! Its just a bone with thin skin attached. That is so super sad. :( That girl needs help, not a party dress.
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One bright morning in the middle of the night...two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other. Drew out swords and shot each other.
J low looks much better when she is not making her signature sexy pose.. Allegra..ay.. I hope she gets better...
You guys are right about her needing to be in treatment instead of the red carpet.
She cant help what she has but her mom needs to be a bit more protective. Good luck kid.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on October 24, 2008 - 10:40am.
Poor Allegra looks painfully thin. Let's hope she recovers from that terrible disease. Of course, growing up in the high-fashion world and with a mother who's had to fight her own demons did not help her.
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And I can't help but feel like I'm looking at Vadgonna and Lourdes in a few years when I see that pic of Allegra and Donatella.
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Allegra its alright to eat a sandwich once in awhile. Or how about a yummy cookie? One won't kill you. Or since its so cold out how about some nice warm soup?
Seriously if she were my daughter I'd be spending more time getting her help. Donatella you suck!
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WTF...? Halloween isn't til NEXT Friday!
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donatella is a fucking suck mother, her daughter is about two pounds away from death and she doesn't notice/intervene?
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_Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on October 24, 2008 - 10:38am.
Also, since J-Ho is a well-known 'size enthusiast' - having taken many king-sized black kebassas - her GrandCanyon must be as big and loose as a....GrandCanyon!
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it's a sad day when Jello is the most normal looking one in the picture
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Donatella should give Allegra some of the fat from her huge collagen lips.
....the fuck?? This girl does not need to be parading around in a party dress. She needs to be strapped down to bed, being force-fed cheeseburgers and ice cream until she looks human again. For the love of God, what is wrong with these people?
say something nice: allegra's shoes are gorgeous
Poor Allegra looks painfully thin. Let's hope she recovers from that terrible disease. Of course, growing up in the high-fashion world and with a mother who's had to fight her own demons did not help her.
Poor thing, my god.
ALLEGRA! Someone get that stick of a girl back to the hosptial! She makes Skeletor look fat!
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O man I just feel very sad for Aallegra.
I won't make fun of that poor girl. Her mental health is so bad its killing her.
Her mom must be suffering so much by seing her daughter die slowly in front of her eyes...why would she bring her out? GET HER HELP!
O and Jlo looked pretty (those shoes are hotttt!)...except for her hair
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I have to say that Skeletor and Allegra should totally hook up. They would have such cute skeleton babies!
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Well f*cking great...
I have not found my inner-snark yet this morning and now this?
I wish I could wrap my arms around that tiny little thing and sneak her some food through her ear hole or sumthin....
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J-Ho doesn't have any tits! With all her zillion$$ can't she buy some basketball-sized fake ones??!!
Also, since J-Ho is a well-known 'size enthusiast' - having taken many king-sized black kebassas - her GrandCanyon must be as big and loose as a....GrandCanyon!
Which reminds me, I want some pretzels...
Seriously, just the sight of those upper arms is making me sick. It takes a really creepy-ass mom to let her daughter parade out there thinking she looks great, rather than getting her help.
You know skeletor is getting a vampire boner from the sight of someone scrawnier than he is.