Friday, October 24th 2008

JLo, Give The Girl Some Of Yours

Everyone was smiling at the Fashion Group's 25th Annual Night of Stars yesterday and trying not to think about the fact that Allegra Versace is the size of one of JLo's pinky toes. Now, Allegra has had many, many, many, many problems with ze food in the past and it looks like she still does. So what does her mommy Donatella do about it? She puts her in a dress and takes her to a party! To be fair, I don't think Donatella can see that well, given the fact that her massive swollen roid lips probably block her vision every now and again.

Here's a few more of JLo, Skele.....I mean...Marc Anthony, Allegra and Donatella last night. I can't call him Skeletor when he's standing next to Allegra. He's a larditor compared to her. And JLo's still making those "I'm so sexy" faces. They look more like "I'm sooo sweeepy" or "I'm soooo constipatedy" faces.

Wenn

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If I had to, I would rather wake up next to Jocelyn Wildenstein than Donatella's hideous mug! All that money and she looks like a Looney Tunes prison inmate about the mug.

You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers

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Submitted by Thornhill on October 24, 2008 - 12:40pm.
@Mr.s K...It breaks my eyes to look at Donaldtela

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why does jlo even bother with the sexy face pose? IT DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT! hahahahaha..heh.

Submitted by Miss Priss on October 24, 2008 - 12:38pm.

Then I learned the best way to be thin and stay in shape is by working out regularly, which I do now.
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AMEN! Keeping fit and building muscles not only protects your bones and keeps you healthy but muscles burn more calories and keeps your metabolism UP UP UP. Starvation does the exact opposite and makes you feel zapped. I'd rather work-out our for a burger than starve for a saltine.

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@Mr.s K...It breaks my eyes to look at Donaldtela...It looks like some mad scientist's experiment with a codfish and a rottweiler went very wrong..

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 24, 2008 - 12:37pm.

So so true dottie girl:) But you know MK loves him some chichis so he's no curve-h8tr LOL I wish you girls could see yourselves for the wonderful people you are & fuck whatever anyone else thinks. I wish it were that simple. XoXO
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Tell that to muh PMS belly and achy breaky boobzies. lol

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PSL, I totally agree with the eating disorder thing. I had an ED in high school, addicted to diet pills and shit, I would purge too.

Then I gained a lot of weight.

Then I learned the best way to be thin and stay in shape is by working out regularly, which I do now.

I'm lucky I snapped out of it myself. No one ever knew I was throwing up.

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Allegra could teach J-Lo a thing or two about proper dieting.

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Holy mother of god Allegra looks frightening. She looks like a POW on her last legs (no pun intended). I can't even joke about this. That girl needs medical help stat. She is so anorexic/emaciated it looks like she is on the verge of dying. How in hell could Donatella give two shits about fashion and kissing celebs arses when her daughter is dying? This is just hideous.

And Jlo and the rest of those fucktards just keep posing and smiling like there is nothing at all shocking about Allegra's painfully thin frame. Those superficial, narcissistic arseholes make me sick!

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So so true dottie girl:) But you know MK loves him some chichis so he's no curve-h8tr LOL I wish you girls could see yourselves for the wonderful people you are & fuck whatever anyone else thinks. I wish it were that simple. XoXO

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It breaks my heart to look at this girl
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?

Submitted by Barb Dwyer on October 24, 2008 - 12:30pm.

Donatella is just making it worse by putting in all those holes in the belt Allegra is wearing. She has two left in that belt!! Please!!! if that belt was closed to the last hole, it would be the size of a fifty cent piece. No...that mother is not helping her by making that "special sized belt"......Hospitalization. Pronto. In some nice cushy Psych hospital in Switzerland. If Gianni was alive that's where she'd be. He loved this child more than life itself.
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OMG. Good observation! Child-sized belts probably have more room.

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@Dude..After it had been hit by a truck. I have a hard time believing this specimen is of the female persuasion. There's definitely some mythical creature's DNA in there..

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((Hugs to PSL, C-T-H, KD, OCD et al))

How apropos that a Versace (say it "Showgirls" style, 'Vur-sase') would end up looking like a clothing hanger.

Eating disorders have become so insidious it's painful to watch the obvious and the more the media gods perpetuate the obvious the more it seems like a 'norm' rather than a freak-fest.

Since WHEN did it become 'sexy' for a woman to have no meat on her bones? Oh wait...gay, female hating designers who hate curves and would rather clothe a young boy (sorry, MK...but it happens).

Mrs. Gosling,
I applaud you for seeing what a serious situation your sister is in & not ignoring it. If no one else in your family is going to do something, it's up to you. My sister used "Help Your Teenager Beat an Eating Disorder" when my niece had some issues. She highly recommends this book & feels it helped open the doors to talking with my niece. If that book isn't for you, there's many others out there. Your sister is lucky she has you. Best of luck.

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Submitted by Thornhill on October 24, 2008 - 12:26pm.

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the DUDE! abides...

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Donatella is just making it worse by putting in all those holes in the belt Allegra is wearing. She has two left in that belt!! Please!!! if that belt was closed to the last hole, it would be the size of a fifty cent piece. No...that mother is not helping her by making that "special sized belt"......Hospitalization. Pronto. In some nice cushy Psych hospital in Switzerland. If Gianni was alive that's where she'd be. He loved this child more than life itself.

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Gianni Versace knew Allegra needed help, which is why (IMO) he left the bulk of his fortune to her. I wish her luck.

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JLo actually looks good for once.Someone got laid.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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@Dude...I think it's Evander Hollyfield in a wig and bleached skin..

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I'm gonna get me a Donald Versace mask fer Halloween, that'll scare the little chocolate seeking buggers off the front porch fer sure..

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Goddamm, someone somewhere in the Versace family tree fucked a goblin and produced offspring.

Lookers they ain't.

the DUDE! abides...

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Submitted by louise_brooks on October 24, 2008 - 11:54am.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 24, 2008 - 11:47am.

What frustrates me about the analysis of eating disorders is that there are so many factors involved at once, and every case is different, so you can't pin down control or media images as the main reason for eating disorders because there is none.

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I agree. I see eating disorders in the same vein as addiction, which is so complex, its impossible to say its all the result of one factor.

kudos to all of you sharing your stories and living with these struggles♥♥
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Oh I forgot to mention that anorexic model/actress that was also featured on Entertainment Tonight, they followed her around after her controversial campaign poster, again it seemed they were glorifying that poor girl's illness for entertainment purposes. They filmed her eating. ET You are sick and should've been cancelled decades ago! I do realize that every case is different, If your child seems withdrawn and is constantly vying for your attention or approval, or is a perfectionist and is competitive, or obsessed with their body image, you may have to monitor their behavioral growth, the sooner the better, and for God's sake do not complain about yourself in front of your children, your disatisfaction with your own body, could affect a girl's mind at any age( anorexia could start at any age), if possible block those PRO-ANO web sites, and Don't watch ET. PS I agree throw away the house scale get weighed at your doctor's office. If your clothes are getting tighter, cut back on something and go take more walks. This is a serious matter! That's it I'm out.

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cth: oo ok
lmao
i was going to say...
lol

and Mrs. Gosling: anytime! :)

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Mrs Gosling: no parent wants to believe their child has an ED.
My sister tried to point out to my parents that I always immediately went to the bathroom after eating- couldn't they SEE something was wrong? Their reply: "how could you say such awful things about your sister?"

yes, they did.
I guess b/c I was bulimic (most bulimics are not stick thin unless they are restricting food too), and not a stick, they just couldn't see it at all.

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Submitted by kdracofan on October 24, 2008 - 12:08pm.

no, no, I was so tiny they thought I was doing chemo or something!!! it was that bad, and my point is that's considered plus size, when you look like you might have cancer, I was like, damn.

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CTH: *scratching head* they thought you were 'plus size'?
Whaaa? crazy people!

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. (dot): I am glad to hear you are 'hanging in there' even though you are going thru rought times...its better than complaining
I hope it all works out for you ok?

PS: Your 'mima' was right...health is everything

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Mrs. Gosling: thank you for sharing your story...I hope you get your parents support but in the mean time - try to find a way to have her share more with you - that helps a lot.
In the mean time I will keep her in my 'happy & good vibes' thoughts ok?
(((group hug)))

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. is correct in saying that she cannot think correct because her brain isn't working properly due to a lack of nutrients. I was also crippled by guilt and anxiety. I felt so guilty for making people stress about me yet if I ate I'd be overwhelmed by anxiety about what I just did. I'd go crazy because I ate a few calories more than what I was "allowed' and I'd have to go out for a walk even though it was eleven at night or something to wear it off. So, add exhaustion to the mix. It's a horrid disease.

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I wasn't talking about the people on here- I was talking about Dlisted themselves. The title says, 'JLo- give the girl some of yours' and in the past there have been plenty of pictures and stories about how big or not Jlo- and many other celebrities are.

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Submitted by kdracofan on October 24, 2008 - 11:57am.

you know?
last winter I was out shoveling and my neighbor stopped by and said that they were all worried I was ill and what could they do to help!!!!
plus size?

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Submitted by MaryAnne29 on October 24, 2008 - 11:58am.

All three of these people need to be institutionalized.
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Actually there are four people above so I was thinking, which one doesn't qualify as a person? LMAO

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kdracofan,

Would 'surving' be an apt reply? lol Times have been tough for my fam. I hope you are doing well. -But, like my gran used to say...if you have your health...you have EVERTHING. *knocks on wood*

Naturally thin people are a mystery to me. I had a best friend naturally thin that way who would drink weight gain shakes and she was jealous of my boobs and I was jealous of her hip bones sticking out. Go figure? Warped. I know.

Allegra's brain is shutting down. She literally can't think straight because her brain needs fat to function properly. Her internal organs are in panic mode and will eventually completely shut down if she doesn't get intensive care. You can't be too rich and too thin? I don't think so.

All three of these people need to be institutionalized.

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please put Allegra next to Keira Knightley..If that will shut her up from her usual 'people hurt me when they say I'm too thin' talk and make her feel like a fat ass everyone would be happy...

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CTH: thanks hun :)
isn't that crazy: a size 8 is a plus size model

by the way: I hate the expression 'morbidly obese'
i can't imagine how a person feels when they hear such words

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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 24, 2008 - 11:47am.

What frustrates me about the analysis of eating disorders is that there are so many factors involved at once, and every case is different, so you can't pin down control or media images as the main reason for eating disorders because there is none.
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True, I also do not think it is one factor. There are so many. It's like trying to pin the housing crisis on one bank LOL

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When I was a kid, my grandma would always tell me how fat I was. "You don't have to be fat like that. It's disgusting. Look at me, I'm not fat!" Then I found out she was bulimic, so I ignored her.

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Submitted by kdracofan on October 24, 2008 - 11:44am.
our society is currently so fucked up, a size eight is a "plus size" model.
you are at the perfect size, don't compare, it gets you nowhere but nuts, you know? xoxoxoxo

I remember when plus size was sixteen and up. yeah, I'm old. lol.

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Allegra makes skelator look obese. And the last time I saw a face like Donna's it had gone nine rounds with Mike Tyson...

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. (dot) lol
They are both naturally thin

thank you for the compliment :)
and thank you for respecting my request...
how have you been?

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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 24, 2008 - 11:47am.

What frustrates me about the analysis of eating disorders is that there are so many factors involved at once, and every case is different, so you can't pin down control or media images as the main reason for eating disorders because there is none.
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Hekki asked the question about mothers and ED, but I agree with you. In my case, I don't think it was about control or media images at all.

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To type this next bit hurts me to the core of my being, but Khloe Kardashian is not fat either.

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god i am running after i say this but......i agree. she kinda sorta looks like a man sometimes. but bitch is not fat.

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That girl should be in a hospital, not at a party! What is Donatella thinking?! She's obviously so skinny that her life is in danger, if she doesnt do something to save herself things will just get worse and her mother should realize that.

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I thought Allegra was doing better.
It's hard to look at her.

But she is standing next to JHo, maybe that has something to do with it.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 24, 2008 - 11:48am.

I wholeheartedly DISAGREE.
Pardon me for my rudeness here, but if you haven't suffered from an ED, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

I think the other ED sufferers/survivors will agree with me here.
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EXACTLY. I wanted to DISAPPEAR. I hated myself, I hated my breasts, my period, my womanhood. I hated ME. Attention was the last thing on my mind.

Earlier this year, photos from Milan Fashion Week showed Allegra looking very healthy and fit. Do a google search and they are easy to find. She had put on some much needed weight and had some roundness in her face instead of all the pointy angles she sports when fully ill. It is sad to see that her remission from Anorexia was short lived. She looks more unhealthy than ever before now. Very sad.

Submitted by kdracofan on October 24, 2008 - 11:44am.

I won't copy-paste (I know the feeling). lol

-But, you sound healthy and comfortable in your own skin and good for you for not comparing yourself too much to your mom and sibs (who frankly, to me? seem wayyyyyyyyy too thin). I know some people are naturally thin though.

-And, I forgot to mention my mom was a chronic laxative abuser. Damn. Old memories.