JLo, Give The Girl Some Of Yours
Everyone was smiling at the Fashion Group's 25th Annual Night of Stars yesterday and trying not to think about the fact that Allegra Versace is the size of one of JLo's pinky toes. Now, Allegra has had many, many, many, many problems with ze food in the past and it looks like she still does. So what does her mommy Donatella do about it? She puts her in a dress and takes her to a party! To be fair, I don't think Donatella can see that well, given the fact that her massive swollen roid lips probably block her vision every now and again.
Here's a few more of JLo, Skele.....I mean...Marc Anthony, Allegra and Donatella last night. I can't call him Skeletor when he's standing next to Allegra. He's a larditor compared to her. And JLo's still making those "I'm so sexy" faces. They look more like "I'm sooo sweeepy" or "I'm soooo constipatedy" faces.
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Farrah, my seat is always down....lol
considering mt apt is the size of someone's closet, it doesn't take too much checking...
and come on, that idiot comment doesn;t deserve an eye roll?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 25, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Alex222:
that comment was so fucking stupid, it didn't even piss me off. I laughed instead......*rolls eyes*
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remember i'm on "eye watch" as soon as your eyes hit the ceiling, im-a straighten yus up. LOL!
and i'm surprised of hoe Zen you are tonight. I did run thru the house checking on those damn toilet seats, hehehe.
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Alex222:
that comment was so fucking stupid, it didn't even piss me off. I laughed instead......*rolls eyes*
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun....
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That stupid bitch Allegra will be in a fucking coffin soon. She needs to eat, she has the $.
Allegra looks like another skeleton from Donatella's closet.
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She's just bored. It's the disease of the rich.
CPG, it is NOT a disease of the rich. Go do some research on Anorexia and Bulimia, before you spew CRAP.
Fine, of course STARVING people don't get this disease, but it is about SELF-WORTH, not money.
The ignorance about this disease in general is astounding.
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on October 25, 2008 - 10:55am.
She's just bored. It's the disease of the rich.
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Not bored. Sad and lonely and hopeless.
You don't have to be rich to be anorexic.
Just like everything - it can happen to anyone.
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Leona,
stfu already ok? I actually dont watch TV and i know perfectly well how this is a disease and if it is a mental disorder, that poor little bony sunshine cant do anything about it so she needs our understanding and support and helping hand to help her get through this blah blah blah...
I DONT THINK SO. She's a spoiled little brat with too much time on her hands. I dont give a shit her rich uncle did drugs and now she is like this. That doesnt even make sense. What worries could this bitch ever have that she became anorexic.
She's just bored. It's the disease of the rich.
So why dont you send her a donation or a get-well-soon HONEY card, I am sure she'll appreciate it, In the meanwhile I will work on getting policies enacted that help the REALLY sick, poor, destitute and helpless people in our society.
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@CPG
Your posts show you know nothing about the real world and real problems, but why should you? It's clear you don't know what's out there.
No one but cable TV and this site has attempted to steal your innocence.
Good for you. I'm truly glad.
Enjoy your first amendment rights.
"Don't worry about me...worry about yourself."--Amy Winehouse
Lightbrain (sorry you didn't leave a name!)
I totally agree with you. The crap that you can pass to your children even subconsciously is scary. I (hopefully) am not giving her a message of diets. We keep healthy food and "snack food" in the house because in my opinion if you stuff them with all healthy food and they get out on their own, they'll know no boundries or moderation....pretty soon it's not about weight but health concerns. I just want them to be happy and not think one second about body image....she's in kindergarten and I know it's coming soon....not from me-but other girls. We live in a upscale area in GA and the women around here-it's like LA they are so pretentious-UGH. I hear it gets earlier and earlier with these girls-and probably even more here. I keep telling my husband I want to just move to the boonies and just get away from the materialistic crap I see everyday. I overheard one mom say to another the other day "Oh I don't KNOW her, she's just in the one carat club." Talking about another mother in the room. Are youf;ing kidding me? Not worthy because her wedding ring is just one carat. And she's someones mom mind you.
OK-off my soapbox. Going to bed. It's late over here!
LOL-now I'm just cracking up. 2 martinis and 3 blue moons will do that. YES-my name is a pun. Real last name-fake first....but hardy har I didn't think anyone would get it so I assumed you were referring to my passion about the subject.
Ok that's my cue to pass out and go purchase a net tomorrow for "over my head."
Submitted by Eileenyover on October 25, 2008 - 1:23am.
Haha. I thought your name was a pun -- I Leany Over. Hence the tilt question. Nevermind.
I am SO on the same page though. I've known a few girls that modelled and was shocked at how cutting that business is. It's MUCH worse now though. At least we had the curvier girls to look up to (Cindy Crawford, Helena Christianson types). I'm glad you didn't fall into the pit of self-abuse (anorexia, bulemia) and I think you're on the right path with your daughter. Best of luck to you and yours!
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Submitted by Eileenyover on October 25, 2008 - 1:23am
I'm a hefty 130 at 5'9 and even today in my brain I'm not in a 2 therefore fat.
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Damn. I officially hate you now *kidding*.
E, I'd be extra careful about what you say negatively about yourself in front of your daughter because as horrible as it is for a parent to put their own child down it's also just as bad to put YOURSELF down especially when it comes to food or weight issues. My daughter is healthy but she gives me a whatfor when I don't eat certain things with comments like, "Oh geez, mom...some french fries aren't going to make you suddenly fat!" -And, I'll think...huh? How did she come to THAT conclusion? Then it dawns on me that little things can be BIG things. UGH. Parenting is a LOT of work and being a mom of a daughter doubly so imho.
Ha ha MTC-
If that was-I might know too much about it-there fore I am,-than no thankfully I'm not anorexic myself. I had my hayday in the modeling career waaaaaaaaay back in early ninties-when Kate Moss became popular. I'm a hefty 130 at 5'9 and even today in my brain I'm not in a 2 therefore fat. But I was never too the point of this-it's a dangerous game. I saw so many women loose it or come close trying to be the waif. I fortunetly gave up and moved on with my life. But married, two kids later, you still hear the faint whispers of "are my arms jiggly?" "Is there too many inches to pinch on the side?" Which is what you go through on an evaluation to be chosen to model. It gets in your brain-and it's so much worse today now that anyone/anything on tv is glorified and a celebrity. I fear for my 6 yr old daughter. I read these websites because I won't buy the mags incase she sees me reading it and starts the crap too early. I know it's coming-but I'm not going to be the catalyst-just encourage her to love every inch and be her amazing self. Instead of my mom who fed me the "liitle pink pills" to loose 7lbs in 11 days for my next show. Oy.
Submitted by Eileenyover on October 25, 2008 - 1:03am.
AMEN. If money could cure all ails money would have more value. Money might get you into a better hospital but if what ails you is insidious enough it doesn't matter how much you pay...and we all die EVENTUALLY...that is a certainty. I hate thinking about death and the older I get the bigger it looms and I look at my daughter and hope and pray and can be strong and live long enough to see her through the tough AND the good times.
Submitted by Eileenyover on October 25, 2008 - 1:03am.
Ditto, my friend. BTW, do you need help standing upright, I'm noticing a distinct tilt.
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Seriously??
Some of you kids (and I pray your kids for our worlds sake) on here are making the most off the wall comments I've ever read. I enjoy making fun of the everyday celebrity as much as anyone. Not a fan of Jlo either. But I look at that girl and see she's knocking on deaths door and all I can think of is -someone help her. If she has anorexia all the money in the world can't help her. She needs hospitalization and severe couseling and IF she's lucky she'll pull out of it and fight it for the rest of her life. 50 million dollars is a lot of money-but she can't do much with it when she's dead or too weak to get up. Have some compassion and stop looking at her net worth and look at her heart and mind. Don't be negative towards her because she has money-money doesn't give a shit about you. I wouldn't be in her shoes for even a 100 million dollars, because if her frame of mind comes with it-she's one sick little girl.
Here's praying she gets some help and can conquer her demons.
See what we get when we worship at the alter of skinny? Most teenage girls in this country would probably want to look like her, unfortunately. Look at the skin and bones on the new 90210 and Gossip Girl and all those teenage favorites.
And then we look at someone with a REAL womanly figure like JLo and snicker about her "baby-weight".
Or get on the case of someone like Jennifer Hudson or America Ferrara who look look like real women too.
I only know one member of the male sex who likes skinny women, a boy of 17 who weighs no more than 140 himself! He too is caught by the Hollywood notion of what we should all look like.
Allegra has a bag..she cant shit or piss anymore...its all a bag... horrible
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The war isn't working.
I like Jennifer's makeup; dress and hair, not so much...
I want to take Allegra and Marc to Sonic and buy them 3 chiliburgers apiece and a oreo shake!
And Donatella...*smh* that face is horrid!!
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By now, Allegra's heart is prolly functioning at half capacity. It's being eaten away as the body feeds on itself for nourishment. Her bones are as brittle as an 80 year old. Permanent damage.
Don't parade her around in public. How many girls will look at this as a body image role model.
Sickening.
Oh please, there are people here in this world who have far more serious problems and they gotta do it with limited resources and serious responsibilities on the side, not to mention a job and having to work for a living. Like someone said before, she got like shitloads of money, is getting the best treatments and psychiatrists and nutritionists possible, and still she is like this...I dont feel sorry for her at all. Whatever happened to putting things in perspective? Mental illnesses stem from something and how bad could she have it that she turned like this and despite stellar treatment, still looks like this.
Sorry but I'd rather spend my time feeling sorry for real people who have real problems.
Another soppy story of a poor rich bitch who had too much and didnt know what to do with it.
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Those are scary skinny arms. I pray she finds help.
The last I heard was that Allegra was doing much better. This young lady is in need of some serious help.
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Ok, so Allegra got 50% of the Versace empire, while Donatella only got 20%. Considering Allegra is single and childless, when she dies...who gets her share? My guess is her mother. Now I'm not exactly saying she wants her daughter to die but...it does cross the mind. I just read an article that quoted Donatella in an interview 2 years ago (when Allegra was 20) that said Allegra had suffered from anorexia for "many years". Many years at the age of 20? Sounds like she probably has been struggling with it since puberty, I think even if she tried to get healthy now, the damage has been done. I would be surprised if she made it to 30. I seem to remember reading that Karen Carpenter was recovering when she died, and she was what? 28?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 24, 2008 - 3:52pm.
OtterPop, YES it IS.
which is why I can't tolerate people making fun of it.
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Hey PSL, I know someone who died from it at 42, from heart failure. Her family were mega rich and it wasn't until she actually died that they even mentioned the word *anorexia*. Then it became their catchword to blame her for her own death. Money cures nothing.
What we see right there, reflects on all of us.
If my maternal unit had a horrific tranny man face, I probably wouldn’t feel like eating either. This has to be one of the ugliest mother and child duos ever!
I feel very sorry for this girl. She looks terrible and needs some help. Its a shame because she could be pretty if she gained some weight. People need to get out the message that this look is just not healthy!
I agree that CPG's comment is retarded, but how come other people got a "pass" for dumb shit said?
sorry, I am still pissed off by an earlier comment.
gotta go.
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CPG - I am actually speachless after your ignorant comment.
Eating disorders are a DISEASE, a mental disability.
Jesus.
@ CPG
You must be 13 years old max to say such stupid crap. Your ignorance is shocking, and your comments are repulsive.
Let me educate you, you stupid little snot:
Children of addicts are vulnerable to predatory attacks by their parents' "associates" that would make your skin crawl if you only knew.
Considering the depraved world of drug addiction this child has grown up in, it's a miracle she's breathing at all.
Now put on your retainer and STFU.
These pix of Allegra hurt me. She is young and lovely, and it's heartbreaking to see her killing herself.
Hopefully this won't be another Karen Carpenter tragedy.
No snark from me here...it's just too sad.
I think this is horrible, I am saddened by it. The poor girl looks like she's doing to pass away at any moment, what a tragedy...
I'll bet a lot of people wouldn't make jokes about Allegra if this were happening to their daughter.
I find nothing funny about Eating Disorders.
Nothing.
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You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim
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Submitted by Mahla81 on October 24, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Poor ALlegra! She was absolutley beautiful after her last stint in rehab and gained 20 lbs. I mean it, she was beautiful...so pretty. poor baby, with a cokehead selfish naraciccist mom like Donatella, and having the one person in her life she loved, get murdered, its just sinful to see how her pain has manifested itself into anorxia.
WAKE THE FUCK UP DONATELLA< GET YOUR DAUGHTER HELP!
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All you said is sad but all too true in the world of the ultra rich.
I have met many a "selfish naraciccist mom like Donatella". They are everywhere: Bel Air, Scottsdale, Dallas, and too many other places. They care very little about the children they have borne but a whole lot about what their peers think.
I ask readers to imagine a woman consumed by her looks and/or wealth being your mother and then you might have a better understanding of the pain Allegra endures.
That is unbelievably sad.
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on October 24, 2008 - 4:07pm.
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You said it better than I could.
She can afford the best Psychiatrists, Therapists, Nutritionists, blah blah blah on the planet. She was already hospitalized for this.
When she has to get an actual job to afford to keep a roof over her head, call me.
Wonder if Anna Wintour has the GUTS to address this issue in her next Editor's Note in Vogue, seeing as she plays a first-hand role in forcing models to starve themselves to death....
Pitiful and wrong.
I think Allegra Versace is quite possibly the only thing left on this Earth that makes JLo look attractive through the aura of smug superiority. JLo needs this bitch on her staff.
Submitted by The C word on October 24, 2008 - 4:09pm.
He was until news spread of his tickle trunk.
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CPG, obviously money does not mean happiness.
This girl was probably dumped off on Nannies. You are forgetting that Donatella was a HUGE coke addict, and that Allegra has spent her life surrounded by models. Just because she has money, it doesn't mean her mind will be healthy.
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 24, 2008 - 3:58pm.
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OMG Sheeps, your siggy....Ernie Coombs (Mr. Dressup) is like a god in Canada!
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Gianni Versace left 50 % of his fashion empire to Allegra - which amounts to half a billion dollars!!
What problems could this fucking bitch possibly have that would justify this? Besides of course major boredom and not knowing what to do with all the money, fortune and responsibility she didnt even work for. I guess throwing up was all she could do...
I hate it when spoiled little bitches who have all the fortunes of the world and lacking nothing, act all ungrateful and self destructive. I dont feel sorry for her at all. Fuck her with her limp dick...which is incidentally all that will fit in her bony ass.
Boo fucking hoo..she is a multi-millionaire with limitless possibilities but with too much time on her hands, so she stuck it in her throat to gag up food.
Dumb slut...
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Submitted by Bda on October 24, 2008 - 3:03pm.
And what type of fucking name is Allegra?
It's a lovely name: Italian (duh) for "spirited" or "lively." (Think of the musical notation "allegro.")
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OtterPop, YES it IS.
which is why I can't tolerate people making fun of it.
Fucking assholes.
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At least Donatella is supposedly doing something about it:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23390618-details/Versace+heiress+battling+anorexia+is+'desperately+ill'/article.do
Not that she can hide the bleeding obvious at this point.......
I don't know people but anorexia is a helluva disease. My sister-in-law has been battling it for over 20 years and she was just admitted to the hospital, yet again, two days ago. It's terrible to think that at 42 she's nearing the end of her life.
Bda, easier said than done.
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