Will Ferrell Is Back As Bush
I totally forgot SNL is doing special Thursday's episodes before the election, so I didn't get to see this shit live. I think I was watching "Survivor" instead. Well, you never know when those floppy peen-slips are going to happen. You have to be ready.
Will Ferrell and Tina Fey reunited last night as Bush and Palin. I kind of forgot how fucking funny Will's Bush is. That bitch should've done Oliver Stone's W. And Tina as Palin never gets old to me. I could watch her sexy posing skills all day long. She puts my Barbizon teachings to shame. The only thing missing is Amy Poehler as Cindy McCain. Seriously! I've been waiting for that shit. I have a half Vicodin tablet waiting to celebrate her appearance.
In case you missed that shit, the clip is above.
"I have a half Vicodin tablet waiting to celebrate her appearance."
HAHAHAHAHA!
I want to be Tina Fey when I grow up. She is quite amazing!!!
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That skit was the funniest thing going! Thanks for posting it, MK, I missed it too. I hardly ever watch television anymore.
Will Farrell's Bush is pure gold! And Tina Fey has Palin cold. Hammond's McCain is OK, but not as good as his Clinton or Chris Matthews, probably because McCain has so little personality to capture.
Hey Randy1, go to bed, you have to be up bright and early for Middle School tomorrow!
I miss Ferrell on SNL. I haven't actually liked SNL since he was on. Cheri O' Teri, Chris Kattan, Molly Shannon..... those were the days.
However lately te clips that I've been seeing have been funny. SNL should be kissing Fey's ass for coming back and bringing in the numbers. I'm sure people tune in just to see if she'll be on.
This is just prime time hilarity! Thank you Michael K, I watched this skit on www.hulu.com And about the nasty comments, go wash your mouths out with soap!
Tina is WAY more beautiful than Palin, inside and out. This is the first time I've made it a point to watch SNL every week.
LOVED it. Tina is a genius.
Oh my god. Do you think she's reading this right now?!
*licking my computer screen*
"A little dash of high school bitchy" is about the only vibe I've ever gotten off Palin, to be honest.
Just sayin'. It was a good line;)
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Submitted by randy1 on October 24, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Tina Fey might want to keep her scarred gash shut. Palin should've field dressed her and fed her to the f'n homeless.
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Yes. If she cared about the homeless, that is.
Alas. Homeless people don't vote.
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Hey Stanky. Cunt salad? Wow you should write for the New York Times. Lame-o!
Palin has more upstairs than your chocolate messiah and his gaff specialist Biden. Maybe you should get off the computer and go see if your government handout check has arrived.
Gov. entitlements breed nothing but poor work ethic and zero self responsibility. Both of which this country has to much of.
Vote for the lipstick not the dipstick!
No hater here. Just giving it back how it's served up. Not everyone has their own tv show.
Oh god shut the fuck up!
Yeah Palin is a real fucking rocket scientist but she has no idea what the office of Vice President's duties are even after the THIRD time she is questioned on that in public, on record.
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. HERE.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by sandcastle on October 24, 2008 - 10:49am.
Here are the quotes from TV Guide:
And like Palin, she goes outside the mainstream media for her info. "I read Dlisted.com every day. I think that guy is pretty funny."
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Oooh that tricky bitch is stealing our comedic stylings!!!! I hope that makes up for my downloading 30 rock illegally.
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Something more than a bit mean spirited about Fey, even tho' her skits are funny. Kinda like Joy Behar, whose grin has a certain viciousnes to it.
Submitted by randy1 on October 24, 2008 - 1:29pm.
You created an account just to come here (a GOSSIP BLOG) to spout hate?
Why?
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by randy1 on October 24, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Tina Fey might want to keep her scarred gash shut. Palin should've field dressed her and fed her to the f'n homeless. 30 Cock is as lame as Tina is in bed. Who ordered the tuna?
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Gees Randy,
Everyone knows that Republicans are not about serving the poor and needy and especially not feeding the homeless....
ROFLMFAO!
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Submitted by randy1 on October 24, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Tina Fey might want to keep her scarred gash shut. Palin should've field dressed her and fed her to the f'n homeless. 30 Cock is as lame as Tina is in bed. Who ordered the tuna?
Well I'm not sure who ordered the tuna, but I know that McCain ordered the cunt salad when he picked Palin to be his running partner.
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Tina Fey might want to keep her scarred gash shut. Palin should've field dressed her and fed her to the f'n homeless. 30 Cock is as lame as Tina is in bed. Who ordered the tuna?
I adored Darrell Hammond's faces in this clip.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on October 24, 2008 - 10:34am.
The thought of watching an SNL skit with the words no no hole and lie teller and other MKisms just brighten up my day!
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
To yeahbuddy.
This may suprise you, but there WERE tv's back in 1929.
..and here's a picture of one. :D
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P.S. Liberals rule
Werd.
You know what would be fabulous?
If Comingback was actually Tina Fey screwing w. all of us.
(I mean...seriously...that's can't be a real person, right? Right?!)
RichBitch: Seriously! She rocks...
(good mornig by the way)
Submitted by kdracofan on October 24, 2008 - 11:20am.
Wait: TINA READS DLISTED?
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Just another reason why she's THE hottest bitch around!
I has like a theory that only us smartz peoples really 'get' Dlisted!
;)
they talked about TF reading dlisted in that interview with MK that he posted the other day too
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Wait: TINA READS DLISTED?
*faints*
TINA FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
The idea of Tina Fey reading dlisted just made me moist.
TMI?
Oh no if Tina Fey reads this site every day maybe she reads our comments too! *gulps*
She knows about Fat Elvis/Greasey Bear Davis.
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sandcastle: LOl she mixed up Greasy Bear and Gummi Bear
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Submitted by Sensimina: "The ONLY way I would have gone to see W. is if Ferrel were in it.
I was just watching some guy on Youtube who said he was gonna play him on B'way
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Here are the quotes from TV Guide:
And like Palin, she goes outside the mainstream media for her info. "I read Dlisted.com every day. I think that guy is pretty funny."
Further down the article:
Even a pre-Emmy soiree at LA's Chateau Marmont failed to ignite her inner Hilton. "There was a guy I recognized from Dlisted who was pretty wasted. I was like, 'Hey, you're Brandon, right?' and he went, 'Nooooo, I'm Jason' or whatever his name was. I thought it was Brandon Davis but it was the other one. The brother."
I snickered a lot at the "When you think of John McCain, think of George W. Bush" parts as well. Is this SNL's way of kinda-sorta endorsing Obama? Love it!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by sandcastle on October 24, 2008 - 10:22am.
Did everyone see what Tina said about Dlisted in the new TV Guide? She loves this site and reads it everyday.
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Serious!? That's cool as hell. MK totally should be a comedy writer, I hope someone 'discovers' him!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I was surprised that the real Palin went on SNL at all. Can't she see that these skits aren't just a little "poking fun" at her? But they are down right malicious attacks that are spot on and hysterical?
And Will Ferrell always got Bush's "dead eyes, no ones home" look down so well it still freaks me out.
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"Feed them now, they kill us later."- wisdom from my momma.
Submitted by sandcastle on October 24, 2008 - 10:22am.
Did everyone see what Tina said about Dlisted in the new TV Guide? She loves this site and reads it everyday.
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Hmmm, that's cool. Do you have a link to the article, by chance?
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I’d love to give Mike Rowe a dirty job. Boomdiada. Boomdiada.
Submitted by Sensimina: "The ONLY way I would have gone to see W. is if Ferrel were in it. He should be getting roles like that instead of 15 formulaic sports movies a year."
Did you see him in "Melinda and Melinda"? It's basically him doing a WOody Allen impression the entire time. I didn't understand, but then I caught Kenneth Branagh doing the same thing in "Celebrity". Anyway, it was something different, and it was kind of interesting that Woody used him for the film.
Did everyone see what Tina said about Dlisted in the new TV Guide? She loves this site and reads it everyday.
the skit was great.
I agree, Will Ferrell is the best Dubya.
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You want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
Not fit to fucking tread the ground that I am walking on
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Will Ferrell will always be the best George W., just as Dana Carvey will always be the best George Sr. Tina as Palin is just awesome, every time i see the clip of her and the flute from a few weeks ago ("Are we skipping the talent portion?") i still crack up.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I confess: This is my 1st time I watch Tina do Sarah (no clue why I hadn't) but I am googling all these videos...TINA FOR PRESIDENT!
I have to say, despite all the praise Tina Fey is getting lately...Baby Mama sucked and was a huge disappointment for me. I loved Amy Poehler since the Upright Citizens Brigade days but even she couldn't keep that mess afloat. I'll give Tina a pass for Baby Mama since she had the balls to actually say something awful about Wonky McCumDumpster, but she needs to redeem herself with a way better movie.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
weird, the first time i tried to play it, it played a snl skit with jonah hill, but when i refreshed it, it played the right clip. oh well
will ferrell and tina fey are frickin awesome
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Tina Fey kills me as that woman! The poses during the photoshoot were brilliant!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
SNL needs to be taken out back and shot!
Submitted by yeahbuddy on October 24, 2008 - 9:29am.
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Because there hasn't been a Republican to EVER misspeak, right?
@Sensimina:
Best. Hallowe'en. Poem. Ever:)
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The ONLY way I would have gone to see W. is if Ferrel were in it. He should be getting roles like that instead of 15 formulaic sports movies a year.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Did they make any jokes about how Biden thinks the word "jobs" has THREE letters?
Or that Biden thinks Roosevelt went on TV in 1929, despite that he wasn't president and there were no TVs in '29?
Nah, didn't think so. Liberals are such morons that their stupidity must be swept under the rug as often as possible!
Wrong clip. The right one can be found here:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/40684/saturday-night-live-weekend-update-thurs...
i don't think this is the right clip..
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I will celebrate anyway...Vicodin is an over-the-counter in France!
Ay dios mio!
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