Thursday, October 23rd 2008

Dear Pooch, Bite That Bitch!

So Katherine Heeeiggggl is holding you in her clammy arms, her mouth is wide open with her tongue in easy reach and what do you do about it? Well, if you care about mankind at all, you bite her tongue off to shut her up forever!!! Unfortunately, this doggy friend did no such thing. He might have done differently if he knew he would win a Nobel Peace Prize, a Pulitzer, an Oscar, two Emmys, Best in Show at Westminster and the 2008 United States presidential election.

I forgive him. He was probably too busy holding his breath because of the rancid ciggie caca vapors coming out of her mouth.

Here's a few more of Heeeeeeigggl and the doggy friend who let us down at the opening of Peter Alexander's store in Los Angeles.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Thanks, Sheeps. I made it from the image from this DVD's cover image:

http://www.amazon.com/Stress-Portrait-Killer-National-Geographic/dp/B001...

:)

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on October 23, 2008 - 6:11pm.

*sigh* i know. And yes, i'm addicted to it. At least there is ONE character with the balls to tell her to STFU! My favorite Christina Wang. "oh, i love Derek, i'm gonna ask him to move in, no i hate Derek" make up yer damn mind, beesh!

@Sheeps: ugh, thanks for reminding me that crap. Would you like to throw in 27,000 dresses?

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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.

Submitted by . on October 23, 2008 - 6:15pm.

Hey Period. Cool brain scan.

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The Darkness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50EALZU4D6A&feature=related

Hey, Sheeps. You don't send me flowerssssssss any moreeeeeeeeee (okay, so ya never did but, but, but...)

KH looks a little too open mouthed hungry for that dog's safety.

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Submitted by Provolone on October 23, 2008 - 6:11pm
That's Katherine Heigl???? No wonder guys go queer, you old bats hit the wall at the age of 30!
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Hhahahahahaha! That's an interesting theory you have there.

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She looks like a drive over nag, the kind who nags you on the way to and home from a dinner. She watches who you look at, why you said what you said why why why why............Poonani from Hell that one is.

She really does suck butts. Harry Nipples said so.

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Submitted by Farrah on October 23, 2008 - 6:07pm.
oh come on! if she's 29 then i'm 23...beesh please!

In Hollywood years. Well, she was def young a few years ago in that awful movie with G. Depardieu (albeit an early developer).

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The Darkness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50EALZU4D6A&feature=related

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So what's wrong with Katherine Heigl? Other than being ungrateful to the show that made her famous and smoking or is that it?

http://www.myspace.com/12005637
more importantly
http://www.last.fm/user/sky_is_lovely

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"Submitted by Farrah on October 23, 2008 - 6:02pm."

Farrah, you mean Meredith Grey. Yes, that bitch is annoying and every week I always complain about how much I hate the Meredith character and how she's always bitching for no reason, but yet, I'm right there Thursday nights at 10 p.m. It's like a train wreck - I can't help but watch.
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That's Katherine Heigl???? No wonder guys go queer, you old bats hit the wall at the age of 30!

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Submitted by birdie on October 23, 2008 - 6:09pm.

What's wrong with her eye? It looks like someone poked it.

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What's wrong with her eye? It looks like someone poked it.

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Submitted by Sheeps on October 23, 2008 - 6:06pm.
She's a 29-year-old matron
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oh come on! if she's 29 then i'm 23...beesh please!

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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.

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And she's breathing all her nasty smoker's breath in its face. Urrg

Oh oooops I see MK already said that.

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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry

She's a 29-year-old matron.

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The Darkness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50EALZU4D6A&feature=related

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chew her face! kill that bitch! i hate this bitch as much as i hate Ceiling Eyes. Or Prune Face Dr Gray (can't even remember her name)
I wish i had my army of mini wiener dogs with me last night. They would have told a beesh what's what!
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Bite'er! Kill'er! Git her, git her!
Camon! She's right there!

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