Thursday, October 23rd 2008

Dear Pooch, Bite That Bitch!

So Katherine Heeeiggggl is holding you in her clammy arms, her mouth is wide open with her tongue in easy reach and what do you do about it? Well, if you care about mankind at all, you bite her tongue off to shut her up forever!!! Unfortunately, this doggy friend did no such thing. He might have done differently if he knew he would win a Nobel Peace Prize, a Pulitzer, an Oscar, two Emmys, Best in Show at Westminster and the 2008 United States presidential election.

I forgive him. He was probably too busy holding his breath because of the rancid ciggie caca vapors coming out of her mouth.

Here's a few more of Heeeeeeigggl and the doggy friend who let us down at the opening of Peter Alexander's store in Los Angeles.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Mrs. Gosling's picture

OMG she is so fake..she has a weird face she kinda reminds me of the sloth in Ice Age lol

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medusa211's picture

Screw the dog, I want to know who did her hair, DONALD TRUMP?? What's up with the comb-over-inspired do????

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Dog on the left looks like it has two mouths. Dog on the right could use one less.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

I would be scared too if Heigl was touching me.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

WinosNeighbour's picture

Her hair.....reminds me of Donald Trump's. You ever know where it starts and where it ends...

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the dog looks dead behind the eyes. And scared shitless! Someone call ASPCA.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

yeeeeah...That doggie does look a touch Pet Semataryish o_0

Hysteria's picture

the dog looks like it had a face transplant. or like there are 2 faces on 1 dog. somethin aint right with the dog.

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gemibrat's picture

That dog is unsettling.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 23, 2008 - 7:28pm.

Submitted by boquita888 on October 23, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Am I on crack or does any one else see what I see?!?!?!?!?
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Pearl_Necklace's picture

She looks like Sharon Stone's slightly -- and I do mean SLIGHTLY -- younger sister.

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I think the puppy mill that the dog came from needs to be investigated for radiation and toxic waste. Looks like he won best in show at the Chernobyl dog show.

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WHERE IS MY BABYBOY?????

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Leona's picture

I'm upset also about the dog having 2 mouths.
More so than the chick's hair-don't.

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TITS's picture

@Bisou - coolio! Have you downloaded anything yet?

I'm currently watching all the old frasier show eps.

Just be sure to virus check EVERYTHING you download from torrents before playing.

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what a big mouth of this dog...

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Submitted by boquita888 on October 23, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Ok What the Fuck is wrong with that dogs mouth??

The second mouth belongs to the actress in "Knocked Up."

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Submitted by boquita888 on October 23, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Am I on crack or does any one else see what I see?!?!?!?!?
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I see it.

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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?

Lexi-J's picture

Really MK? Please tell me that fucking face is not going to be the last post today? I can't handle.

boquita888's picture

Ok What the Fuck is wrong with that dogs mouth??? Its a cute dog and all but it looks like it has TWO Mouths? Like one is closed and one is open? Am I on crack or does any one else see what I see?!?!?!?!?

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yep! let me know if you make a page :)
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Submitted by modianos on October 23, 2008 - 7:19pm.

Myspace has chat features?

Okay. I'm showing my age. I thought ICQ was the bomb when I first found the internets. lol

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Submitted by . on October 23, 2008 - 6:42pm
BabyGirl, I uninstalled yahoo after I found it it was causing so many of my programs to crash (important ones like Word for instance ugh). Until I can find another venue for 'chat' I'm stuck.
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myspace has email and IM...plus all the cool kids are doin it :) myspace.com/modianos
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Schnauzers! the most adorable, playful and smart doggies in the whole world.

modianos's picture

where are his eyebrows? and the rest of his beard? if someone cut the hair on my wuppys legs that short i would flip the fuck out...seriously
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weenielover's picture

whats wrong with her hair? Looks like Donald Frumps classic comb-over...PS: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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That dog is yawning...and they totally do that when they are nervous. Hell...i would be too if rainbow killer was holding me. lol.

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"Submitted by Farrah on October 23, 2008 - 6:43pm.

the army dude that stapled his own ass?! McBallsy!"

YES! He was actually quite attractive. We need more male skin, ala McSteamy in a barley covering towel. I mean, this is a chick show... at least give us that!

Oh, and just a side note, Karev and Izzie are getting together. Not in tonight's episode, but I believe in next week's episode. *rolls eyes* I hope she gets cheated on again!
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urm - doesn't the pic of the dog look funny - it looks like it's got two mouths?!?!

we at thegreylist do not approve of kathryn. why is she such a biotch?!!

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Dot - Ah that is probably why mine keeps crashing! give me a call in about an hour if you would like (or whenever you have a chance) and I would love to talk and catch up. Miss you.

OnT: I get what Ricky is saying, it seems like there should be no reason to hate her, yet she makes it so damned easy with her smug face and shitty attitude. And her acting sucks. Everything I have seen her in makes me want to punch her in the nose.

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Submitted by . on October 23, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Hey ((FARRAH))

lol@whatchoo said.

Mine (brain MRIs) look like a hybrid rubik's cube/twister game/ladders and shoots/chess board/Rorschach/drooling fool with watercolors thingie. I'm 'speshal' don't be jelly. :))

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@ILovePapaSmurf on October 23, 2008 - 6:37pm.

the army dude that stapled his own ass?! McBallsy!

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on October 23, 2008 - 6:34pm.

hi dottie dottie bo bottie, long time no see!

BabyGirl, I uninstalled yahoo after I found it it was causing so many of my programs to crash (important ones like Word for instance ugh). Until I can find another venue for 'chat' I'm stuck. :( I do have email! I know. Not the same. *sob*

Miss you and glad you are "OK" at least. :))

Want me to call?

Kathy is in the full on swing of her own fame star...she's thinking she's the 'shit' but once her star faced she's freak. Hollywood is fallable and pretty much like dumpster diving for a nugget of hope.

Good luck, honey pile.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on October 23, 2008 - 6:34pm.

hi dottie dottie bo bottie, long time no see!

BabyGirl, I uninstalled yahoo after I found it it was causing so many of my programs to crash (important ones like Word for instance ugh). Until I can find another venue for 'chat' I'm stuck. :( I do have email! I know. Not the same. *sob*

Miss you and glad you are "OK" at least. :))

Want me to call?

Kathy is in the full on swing of her own fame star...she's thinking she's the 'shit' but once her star faced she's freak. Hollywood is fallable and pretty much like dumpster diving for a nugget of hope.

Good luck, honey pile.

schnauzer!!! :)

bisou's picture

Does this person have any fans? Does her mother even like her? Does Jesus?

@TITS
you're not in here, but just in case you pop in: I saw your message from last night...wanted to post in a newer thread to thank you since I don't know if you'd go back in the lil Wayne thread (I don't want to see that picture of him again either). But thank you!

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ricki lake's picture

I really don't see how anyone can hate Katherine Heigl. I do not watch Grey's Anatomy, but she's bean fine in every role I've ever seen her in. She seems rather innocuous in real life, pretty but kind of uninteresting. I don't see how she inspires so much hatred.

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"Submitted by Farrah on October 23, 2008 - 6:18pm.

*sigh* i know. And yes, i'm addicted to it. At least there is ONE character with the balls to tell her to STFU! My favorite Christina Wang. "oh, i love Derek, i'm gonna ask him to move in, no i hate Derek" make up yer damn mind, beesh!"

YES! Christina Yang rocks. Seriously. Even though I hated to whole she and Burke storyline, I can't help but be excited she gets to mack on that hot Albino Army dude. Lucky bitch.
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honey the hard times are hitting us ALL! but me and mine are doing really well, better than ever, actually. I miss you too, we have to catch up on yahoo sometime so we don't get booed by the topic police. (where the hell is s/he anyways? s/he were funny!)

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Molotov Cocktease's picture

hi dottie dottie bo bottie, long time no see!

OnT: I friggin hate KH and wouldn't piss on fire to put her out. Actually, I would, just to say I pissed on her, then I would set her ass on fire again

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on October 23, 2008 - 6:29pm.

Hey, MC.

Are youuuuuuuuuuu the REAL MC? Just asking. Because I love the real one. *smoochers* I've missed ya, presh. I hope the hard times aren't hittin' you as hard as they've been hittin' me and mine. :)

Submitted by Farrah on October 23, 2008 - 6:23pm.

amazing.Looks like my brain MRIs...

Hey ((FARRAH))

lol@whatchoo said.

Mine (brain MRIs) look like a hybrid rubik's cube/twister game/ladders and shoots/chess board/Rorschach/drooling fool with watercolors thingie. I'm 'speshal' don't be jelly. :))

Katherine! Don't make that face! It makes you looke triple chinned. If I make that face it does the same to me too so I ain't saying you ARE triple chinned, I'm just saying that particular facial expression makes you APPEAR triple-chinned. Hell, I'm a home-bodied hobag and even *I* know better than that! It's the "NO BLINKING" rule that fucks me up. lol

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Submitted by angel_i on October 23, 2008 - 6:00pm.

Bite'er! Kill'er! Git her, git her!
Camon! She's right there!

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lol you are the most sanguine and karmically balanced person on here so for you to have that level of contempt for her just tickles me pink

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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV

You all know she has a dehydrated vagina. It looks like beef jerky and her husband spritzes it with Febreze before he taps it.

'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.

Submitted by Farrah on October 23, 2008 - 6:25pm.

I have. I'll explain offline. :)

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Submitted by Sheeps on October 23, 2008 - 6:23pm.

De nada! Someone gave me the Depardieu DVD.
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BITE! BITE!!!!!

Piss on her!!!!!!

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Submitted by . on October 23, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Thanks, Sheeps. I made it from the image from this DVD's cover image
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amazing.Looks like my brain MRIs...

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Submitted by Farrah on October 23, 2008 - 6:18pm.
ugh, thanks for reminding me that crap. Would you like to throw in 27,000 dresses?

De nada! Someone gave me the Depardieu DVD. It sat unwrapped on my TV for 4 years. I finally opened it and fast-forwarded to the scenes where she's getting out of the pool. Yeah, I'm a film lover.

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There is just some people you don't even know, but just looking at them makes you wanna punch them in the face...Katherine Haggard is one of those people.

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