Raffy Gets Four And A Half
Annie Hathaway's former beard Raffaello Follieri was sentenced to four and a half years in the chokey today for messing with Jesus. Zach Braff's clone pleaded guilty in September for wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy after he pretended to be the CFO of the Vatican. He stole millions from investors.
In addition to serving four and a half years in the concrete resort, Raffy also got 3 years of supervised probation. He will start serving his sentence today.
Something tells me that's not the only sentence that was handed down to him today. This bitch ass has earned a prime spot next to us on the Winnebago to the 9th circle of Hell.
I wonder how Annie took the news? She was probably eating a chunky tuna sammy, looked up, pulled a celery string out of her teeth, shrugged and then kept chomping.
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"There is only ONE Raffi:"
Hahahahahahahha. Truth.
I haven't been following this story and thought that MK had spelled his (our Raffi's) name wrong, in the headline, and that he'd gained weight.
Insular bunch, aren't we? :) Or, maybe just me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Leona on October 23, 2008 - 7:43pm.
@dementa: a gherkin is a small, sweet pickle.
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There is only ONE Raffi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqq6jppAYFo
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@dementa: a gherkin is a small, sweet pickle.
(Oh pleez do not go into that creepy corner...)
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
he certainly a laundering guru. not anymore.
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Don't you mean gherkin or merkin or whatever the hell the counterpart to "beard" is?
And you know his oily ass is going to get some sweet prison luv.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 23, 2008 - 5:47pm.
olive oil?
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Oh he's gonna get more than 4 and 1/2, ifyaknowwhatimean.....
Wonder if his prison is equipped to take care of that skin cancer on his forehead.
Submitted by Thornhill on October 23, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Laundering, isn't that how the Vatican became so rich in the first place...?
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That, and convincing the feeble minded they'd get a seat next to Dog for 10%.
the DUDE! abides...
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It's a gift, bebe. ;-)
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
Submitted by TITS on October 23, 2008 - 6:46pm.
While there is to be no fine, Follieri was slapped with a $1,400 special assessment to be paid to the United States."
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whaaat no fines? when I was a young whippersnapper I stole a bunch of cds from a job at a record store and got caught and had to give em back and pay big monies. Like THOUSANDS of dollars. For stolen cds.
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While there is to be no fine, Follieri was slapped with a $1,400 special assessment to be paid to the United States."
He doesn't have to refund any money? WHAT THE FUCK?
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Dead Like Me Movie 2009
What the hell is wrong with me that I feel sorry for this guy? Pathological liars must feel so inadequate inside. Hell is in their heads all the time, I guess.
if oj is on the bus too satan'll have a tasty perverted trinity.
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
He'll be getting on all fours too
Damn..I kinda feel sorry for Anne...this whole thing totally drives home the statement "you never really know people." That's why I secretly laugh at girls (and men) who suddenly fall in love with someone they met a week ago and then wanna act all "I had no idea" when he turns out to be a axe murderer or a psycho bitch.
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To Sheeps...........yeah right and clouds will rain sheep. As iff she didnt know what he was up to. Amazing, now she's the innocent victom.
bawahhhahhahhahhahhaaahhahaa @ Leona's comment!
Raffy's had 4 1/2 since he was 12.
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
Thornhill on October 23, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Laundering, isn't that how the Vatican became so rich in the first place...?
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Il Papa takes in laundry?
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Thornhill on October 23, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Laundering, isn't that how the Vatican became so rich in the first place...?
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Touché Pepe Le Piu
Submitted by Provolone on October 23, 2008 - 5:44pm.
olive oil?
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 23, 2008 - 5:43pm.
He's the love child of Zach Braff and Jon Lovitz
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Whenever I see this guy I wanna scream....
BERTOLLI!!!!!!!!
Every time i see posts about this guy i think of my dad. Our last name starts with "Rafa," and since it's very long and Polish, he gets called "Raf" or "Raffy" a lot. Dad's not a skeez like this guy though!
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what a scumbag. I can't believe he tried to blame Anne for all his crimes.
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/anne-hathaway--8217-s-ex-says-...
He's the love child of Zach Braff and Jon Lovitz
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which thread? was she asking for seckshul favors again?
Hathaway will, of course, refund everything she got with his money while they were together?
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Laundering, isn't that how the Vatican became so rich in the first place...?
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Now he gets to find out what daily life is like for Anderson Cooper...
Better not drop the soap!
He's now called "Raffy Fierce."
And he needs to remove those melanomas. Nast.
"Learn to be a frugal slut."--MK
Better sew your ass shut douchebag!
someone please remind me again why anne hathaway is accused of having teh ghey
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Bye bye skeezer, have fun in the slammer.
I bet you Anne really works for the FBI. She pretends to go out with scumbags, but its all just a rouse to get info on them for the feds.