Raffy Gets Four And A Half
Annie Hathaway's former beard Raffaello Follieri was sentenced to four and a half years in the chokey today for messing with Jesus. Zach Braff's clone pleaded guilty in September for wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy after he pretended to be the CFO of the Vatican. He stole millions from investors.
In addition to serving four and a half years in the concrete resort, Raffy also got 3 years of supervised probation. He will start serving his sentence today.
Something tells me that's not the only sentence that was handed down to him today. This bitch ass has earned a prime spot next to us on the Winnebago to the 9th circle of Hell.
I wonder how Annie took the news? She was probably eating a chunky tuna sammy, looked up, pulled a celery string out of her teeth, shrugged and then kept chomping.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 24, 2008 - 6:11am.
WWJD? He'd give this douche a big melanoma on his forhead. Oh...too late.
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the concrete resort...lol!I was watching something on tv, yeah and American Prisons are really scary!!!!!!!! Holy Good luck idiot! I really wouldn't send my worst enemy to an American Prison!
Wouldn't it be great if Anne was actually in on the whole thing?
WWJD? He'd give this douche a big melanoma on his forhead. Oh...too late.
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This just goes to show you...
Jesus will FUCK you UP!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Sir,you're 15 minutes are up.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Why wasn't she charged as well? She was with him for years and lived in the lifestyle he provided for her. She didn't know where he got all that money to afford private planes and penthouses?? Wasn't she also the head of one of his organizations I believe? But her friends have complained lately that she paid for the rent the last four months they were together. So they admit he was supporting her lifestyle the entire time then?? But she ratted him out because the papers that came out about this stated her as his ex-girlfriend and they hadn't broken up yet. WHORE!
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@Mustang & TITS
My internet connection keeps dropping out *gritting teefs* so before it happens again THANK YOU GUYS for the Canuck info and links.
I'm going to post this comment before it drops out again, then I'm gonna hurl this gunting modem out the window.
I'll be back later, speaking fluent Canuckish!
**SMOOCHES ALL**
TITS - So glad you saw that. Didn't want to point out that it's OUR word, apparently. Canadians don't brag.
Proud to be a Crazy Canuck. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
M Sally - from your link:
Gunt: Term used to describes a woman with a large lower torso, such that her stomach and genitals extend away from the body. A combination of "gut" and "cunt".
I'm so proud of my cuntry at this moment! sniff
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
@ TITS
I was trying to spare them from the knowledge that we are all bloody, raving bonkers, up here, and you post the link.
Actually, I'm going to send it to my son. He and a couple of his friends used to come home for lunch and, when they were about 8 - 11, would roll around on the floor, killing themselves laughing when Bimbo came on. That was about 25 years ago. I forgot about the kissing puppets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Milanesa on October 23, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Your siggy is so great....
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 23, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Is the newfie dictionary on line yet or are they still trying to charge 140 for it?
there's a newfie joke right there!
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
@TITS:
I think I saw some gherkins in Mr. Dressup's tickle trunk...chopped up in ham salad...
*gags*
Over and out, on that hairy note.
xoxo
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
@Sandbitch - You bitch :) :) :)
Oh God, I hit the damned link and was taken back to when my son and his friends (they were about 4) used to sing it, everywhere. Then it kept on going, year after year. Every time there was something - Christmas play, end of year musicals, etc., everybody had to sing it, including the adults. Yeah, that's bloody likely to happen - well, lots did. Some adults actually liked to sing it and do all the motions. That's when I started to really realize that I was not normal.
I think that you might not have got an answer last night. We have a Prime Minister and a Governor General.
You're really pretty.
I found a couple of links that might interest you. I can't vouch for all the words so you can ask me if some seem weird. I don't usually stray out of T.O. to places like Medicine Hat, so they might use words I've never heard.
http://www.canadaka.net/content/page/124-canadian-slang--english-words
http://www.canadianaconnection.com/cca/canadianisms.htm#boxing_day
I assumed that you meant you wanted to know more words than just sexual ones. Maybe I was wrong.
Love, Mustang
On Topic: Raffy or Raffey - MK has it spelled two different ways.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
To anyone over 35 from central canada:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moVmHzcawvw
mega flashbacks.
ohmyfuckinggod.
If socky is out there you need to watch this too!!!
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
He deserves more time, but of course white collar criminals don't, for the most part, pay their debt to society. And, I don't believe Anne was so innocent...
"Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up."
- WANDA
I have never seen such an expressionless person in my life. Every picture of him looks the same..duh.
He looks so dull, so boring, at least Zac's face has some animation.
@Sheeps -
Sorry about your ailing wing. I've always liked adventure books and climbing, but am particularly interested Everest. And I don't know why. (It's there?) I also want to read about the K2 in incident.
OT: "The Vatican, announced a partnership with Klimafa, a Hungarian start-up company, to help restore an ancient forest by planting trees on a 37-acre tract of land along the Tisza River in Hungary. The tract will be renamed, appropriately enough, the “Vatican climate forest,” and will reportedly offset all of the Vatican’s carbon dioxide emissions for 2007."
HAHahaha! Cawazee! This topic of offsetting carbon foot prints was covered on a recent King of the Hill episode.
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@ Sheeps and kbug
kbug - I don't mind their other songs - just Skinnamarink, I think.
Sheeps - After being a big time star with his own clown (absolutely nuts) made out of cardboard (Bimbo, the Birthday Clown - I'm not kidding), school bus driving was a pretty big come down for Uncle Bobby. The cardboard clown had his own song but I won't disturb you with it. :)
Am I the only one who thinks this guy looks EXACTLY like that dude on HSN that peddles the Italian bath and body stuff??????
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 23, 2008 - 9:01pm.
You tole me you weren't even born yet when Uncle Bobby was popular.... What's going on?
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
I refuse to believe that Anne is an innocent bystander here. So many stupid women stand by their through richness and poorness, she had to have known that this guy was up to something shady. She helped him spend other people's money. Too bad stupidity is not a crime.
Submitted by TITS on October 23, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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I was just driving home from work, thinking *Who's Uncle Bobby??* Mr Dressup was Ernie Combs...I was mixed up. What I wanted to say was Ernie Combs didn't like kids (apparently). As for Uncle Bobby I don't know who he is - I probably wasn't in Canada then (?)But he probably hated kids too.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
Submitted by Hysteria on October 23, 2008 - 8:54pm.
Climb any mountains lately? I already ordered those books you mentioned. Can't wait!
Cool! Is your interest mainly Everest or mountaineering in general? Clint Willis has several great books on mountaineering epics. David Roberts is another great writer. So many good writers, in fact...
I have a busted wing and see the doc tomorrow for an MRI. So cannot climb at present till it gets fixed.
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
Submitted by Hysteria on October 23, 2008 - 8:52pm.
He pretended to be CFO of the Vatican??! I forgot about that. Hilarious! He gets points for flair.
I know! Everyone knows the Catholic Church is a limited liability partnership.
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 23, 2008 - 8:40pm.
The devil made me look for that song/show on youtube. It's so brilliantly effing woeful!
Skinnamarink-a-dinky-dink.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR65SA_fWLc
You know what's fucked up? Besides dude's face?
It's that had this been a good old-fashioned, dare I say HONEST, robbery -- like the bust a wall down with dynamite and jack the Brinks truck kind of million-dollar robbery, he would have done at least TEN in the chokey, likely much more. Dude embezzles, and he's spending just FOUR years being cellmate Bubba's ride. Not.right.
Ok, so this is a dumb question, but what a raffi?
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Hey, SHEEPS! *Slaps back* Climb any mountains lately? I already ordered those books you mentioned. Can't wait!
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...Bananaphone BOO BOO BEE DOOP BEE DOOP!
This raffi, raffy, whatever. Hahahaaaa! He pretended to be CFO of the Vatican??! I forgot about that. Hilarious!
He gets points for flair.
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Submitted by Hysteria on October 23, 2008 - 8:50pm.
Raffy ----> Raffi.
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
Hmmm. can't quite follow how topic got to pedophiles. But i LURVEs Mr. Rogers. He's a nice man.
Oh, WAS, a nice man. :{
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 23, 2008 - 8:40pm.
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I love Sharon, Lois and Bram still. I made a cd for my workplace (tourist trap with lots of kids), it has lots of SL&B as well as Fred Penner.
/one elephant went out to play
upon a spider's web one day.....
Submitted by Mustang Sally on October 23, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Like Mr. Rogers, they're all suspect. Well, Uncle Bobby sounds ok: he was allowed to drive a school bus. School-bus drivers are subject to rigorous screening, right?
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Mr. Dressup: [singing] Three little birdies, happy and gay / Three little birdies, fly away.
@ Sheeps,
What does Mr. Dressup have to do with Raffi? Mr. Dressup was like your (oh, hell, I've had one glass of wine too many) - the guy with the sweater "Won't you be my neighbour?". What, you don't like the tickle trunk? :)
We had Sharon, Lois and Bram too. I will never forgive them for this song - I think I heard it a million times. It had hand movements to go along with it.
Skinnamarink
Skinnamarink-a-dinky-dink.
Skinnamarink-a-doo I love you
Skinnamarink-a-dinky-dink.
Skinnamarink-a-doo I love you
I love you in the morning and in the afternoon
I love you in the evening and underneath the moon
Skinnamarink-a-dinky-dink.
Skinnamarink-a-doo I love you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Mustang and JOe - holy shit. You guys are as old as dirt! LOLOL
I just threw that out there to see if anyone nibbled.
Can't believe anyone here knows uncle bobby. Remember Bimbo the Birthday Clown? Bimbo, Bimbo he's the happy birthday clown, Bimbo, Bimbo something something to your town.
School bus eh? Interesting choice to say the least. I don't think he really hated kids, he was probably tired at the end of the day from being around them all the time and wanted piece and quiet, hence the no children building.
Tomorrow we can talk about tiny talent time!!
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Enjoy your ass sammies!
Mr. Dressup (Canada, 1967): "An amiable man teaches preschool subjects with his puppet friends with games, songs and the infinite number of costumes inside his tickle trunk."
OMFG.......
@ joe shmoe & TITS
Well, that's the damndest thing because he ended up driving a school bus. I was taking some kids on a field trip to the zoo (must have been high - kidding) and there he was, driving a school bus with kids in it.
The boys in my car started yelling, "It's Uncle Bobby!!", and they were right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 23, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Don't get me started on the Black Knight.
Shame on you Raffy.
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Submitted by TITS on October 23, 2008 - 8:16pm.
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I know someone that knew him and yes, apparently that was true.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
did I miss something? Is Annie supposedly a gayelle now? Now everyone's doing it!
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 23, 2008 - 8:14pm.
Just because he trills about banana phones doesn't make him a child-toucher! Now Mr Dressup and his tickle trunk could be another matter.
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I always wondered about Uncle Bobby. Heard he hated kids. Lived in a no children building.
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"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag." "Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell 'em at K-Mart." Bill Hicks
Dead Like Me Movie 2009
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 23, 2008 - 8:14pm.
No, it's his whole body of work, beginning with his name and job.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 23, 2008 - 8:08pm.
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Just because he trills about banana phones doesn't make him a child-toucher! Now Mr Dressup and his tickle trunk could be another matter.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.~ Dave Barry
This guy has busted WOP face. I wonder how long it will take for him to need stitches in his bung hole. But since it's a 'white collar' crime, he'll be spending time at a country club prison.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vj0AbWu-Zw
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 23, 2008 - 7:48pm.
There is only ONE Raffi:
I've been convinced for years that guy's a pederast.