Tommy Girl Is Taking Over The East Village
Please stock up on Easy Mac, Count Chocula and Astrolglide, because I might be coming over for a lengthy visit soon. You see, Tommy Girl is taking over the East Village part of Manhattan! T
Page Six reports that in the last two months Tommy Girl has bought up several apartments in his East Village building. When Tommy and his lil' robots came to town, they set up camp in a 10th floor apartment he's owned since the 80s. They decided they needed to expand, so he bought 4 more apartments.
A source said, "They turned one into Suri's playroom. One they use for a gym, and two apartments are for staff. They're all separate and on different floors. Tom is seen coming in and out all the time, and he's really friendly to everyone he meets. But Katie just kind of keeps her head down. Everyone in the neighborhood is buzzing about it."
This is how it starts. Soon Tommy will own the whole building and then another and another and another... Before you know it the neighborhood be filled with robots, alien fuckers and repressed homos with hungry genitals. Wait. Repressed homos are a sure thing, right? What am I thinking?! If I suck Scientolocock, the aliens win! E.T. will never get me!
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Yes, I'll have to say, You have some big ole balls there, Mr Bat Gosling.. GULP!! *swallows a berry* hahaha.. Like, a person would need tiny hands, Like Carnie hands to make pleasure w/ that bat.. *thinks* haha
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Mrs. Gosling,
Says the woman with the bat boner avie!! Bwhahaha!!!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
*comes out from under cover* don't forget, I'm in here too, Snowy!! *giggles* *runs away w/ BM's shoes* SCORE!!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Snowy dare i say your Benji Mania is getting a little abcessive...step away from the Benj!
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♥ It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy♥
snowpiece,
Benji can stay with me while MK stays with you. Hands off though, i promise!
*fingers crossed behind back*
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 23, 2008 - 4:23pm.
snarla on October 23, 2008 - 4:12pm.
same thing is happening everywhere and it breaks my heart!!
harvard square in boston (cambridge) used to be filled with punks, hippies, weirdos, teeny bars and great diners... I knew it was all over when an Abercrombie & Shit showed up... now Hvd Sq is just another retail center :(
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
*twirls hoof* Aw shucks Clarisse.. Now gimme a carrot!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
MK you are also welcome at my place but I'm not sure there's room in my bed for me you and Benji
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Come on over MK, I'm in LA so you can come visit your mama while you're here.
*puts on foil hat*
FUck you Tommy Girl!
There are SOOOOOOOOO many Churches of Scientology in my area and surrounding. It's scary.
I don't even want to look up what properties they own.
I'll never leave my house if I do that.
Okie!
I'm staring at you sweet thang!
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
snarla on October 23, 2008 - 4:12pm.
as soon as a pinkberry opened on st. mark's i new that neighborhood wouldn't be the same. don't get me wrong, i'll eat that shit, but it belongs in park slope or the west village with the rest of the yupsters. leave st. mark's for the punks.
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YES YES YES!!!!!!
*sigh* I love St Marks but its losing its true essense thanks to stuff like this....grrrr
Clarisse.. *stares up at corner* What are you looking at up there?? cobweb? Painter on a ladder??
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Ugh, i used to think that Scientology only ran rampant on the coasts (mainly NY and CA). But then a few weeks ago i had my poor little heart crushed when i passed by a Scientology "church" in St. Louis. I think i cried a little that day.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
MK!
You can live with me! I'll make the mac n cheese from scratch!
Only rule, in bed before 2 am on a school night.
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Why do I read? Well...hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.
Katie looks a little like Maggie Gyllenhaal in this pic--maybe she has regrets about The Dark Knight.
Me thinks we're all clones..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
I'm a clone
I know it and I'm fine
I'm one and more are on the way
I'm two, doctor
Three's on the line
He'll take incubation another day
I'm all alone, so are we all
We're all clones
All are one and one are all
All are one and one are all
We destroyed the government
We're destroying time
No more problems on the way
I'm through doctor
We don't need your kind
The other ones
Ugly ones
Stupid boys
Wrong ones
I'm all alone, so are we all
We're all clones
All are one and one are all
All are one and one are all
Six is having problems
Adjusting to his clone status
Have to put him on a shelf
All day long we hear him crying so loud
I just wanna be myself
I just wanna be myself
I just wanna be myself
Be myself, Be myself
I'm all alone, so are we all
We destroyed the government
We're destroyed time
No more problems on the way
I'm through doctor
We don't need your kind
The other ones
Ugly ones
Stupid boys
Wrong ones
I'm all alone, so are we all
We're all clones
All are one and one are all
All are one and one are all
I'm all alone, so are we all
We're all clones
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
as soon as a pinkberry opened on st. mark's i new that neighborhood wouldn't be the same. don't get me wrong, i'll eat that shit, but it belongs in park slope or the west village with the rest of the yupsters. leave st. mark's for the punks.
I can't get over how sad I am for her. She has sold her soul and just looks like a fake shell. Can you imagine TommyGirl and her spending the weekend with her parents in Toledo? I mean, all jokes aside, can you imagine? What a waste.
do they still make count chocula? that stuff was the shiiit!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
He needs to expand his girdle, His face is waaay too red!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Has anyone else noticed that she doesn't open mouth smile anymore?
She used to do that "both sets of semi-yellow teeth with depressed tongue behind her upper row of teeth" smile. She no longer seems to be capable of such a grin or sign of happiness.
Perhaps, its like Ultra Orthodox who don't let anyone see their real hair. Co$ must have implemented new edicts on how your "paid for family" must look. O.o
>Mike's my Pusha'<
It's a bit obscene that people are losing their homes right now and Tommy Girl bought an apartment so it could be turned in a playroom for the Alien Princess.
*makes buzzing sounds* Can you tell.. Like, I'm just totally buzzing about this!!! bzzzzzzzzzz
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
makes me glad I moved to Jersey ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
All jokes aside, Scientology has bought up so much of Los Angeles real estate it is scary. They have bought apartment buldings, historic buildings, and office spaces and must own at least 25%-40% of Hollywood. This is not okay and something should be done. We're all doomed if we let this bullshit continue.
*flashes of Cloverfield in my head*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
As I have stated before, friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers!
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Nature abhors a moron.-H.L. Mencken
Her eyes look haunted in the foto and I fear the sunglasses are covering something like twin chunks of green glass in place of real eyes:) But hey, the East Village? Thought the posher part was the West Village. Either way, a great area to set up camp.
"JUST KEEPS HER HEAD DOWN"...HA HA HA HA WHAT A FUCKING LOSER, SHE ONLY KEEPS HER HEAD UP WHEN THE BARBER SAYS "ANOTHER TWO INCHES OF THE TOP" AND KATIE WILL SOON BE OUT OF HAIR JUST LIKE SHE IS OUT OF A LIFE..BOTH OR YOU LICK MY BALLS!
I already have a whole bunch of EasyMac...so head on over to Seattle if it gets too scary!
but...but..but..that's the best part of ny to hang
poo
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
The depths of this man's greed knows no bounds.
Donate that shit to charity, Tom. It's the least you can do in recompense to society for profiting so greatly from a craft (acting) that does not merit such rewards...
You better watch your back, MK. Tommy Girl might come knocking on your door.
*shudder*
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Damnit, now I really want some macaroni.